MTL - Cultivation Is Like This-Chapter 91 No tears without seeing the coffin

  Chapter 91

   "Look over there, what a beautiful woman."

   "Laughing to death, I've never seen any beauties, they are even more beautiful than our sisters in Sanqingfeng... What a monster, so beautiful!"

   "Stop it, he's a man, with the same flat chest and back."

   "Bullshit, this face you tell my man?"

   "One thing to say, it's better to be a man!"

   "I don't believe it, she is a young lady, but it's just a little bit flattered."

   "Well, I like this kind of cliff the most. It's very enjoyable to climb with bare hands."

   "Excuse me, I can't agree, how can you gather people's hearts if you don't have huge breasts?"

"Why don't you say that you are young, the career line is a scam of the plastic surgery company, brother, I have come here, I will tell you a hard truth in the workplace, **** do not mean career success, if you want to be promoted and raised, you have to look at the promotion. job tool."

   "Post a screenshot on the forum, guys, I'm going to be on fire."

   "Shh, keep your voice down, ta's evaluation is the same as that of the head, it's extremely dangerous."

   "Peony flowers die, do..."

  Hu San listened to the discussion in his ear, and the corners of his eyes twitched to look at the tent in front of the Ascension Gate. The head of Lu was under the rule of law.

   Where did these mental retardations come from, what does it mean to have an alchemy stove on hand, and what does the one on the tree mean?

   Also, what dialect is the bird language of Squeak, why can't he understand some words?

"When you go out to meet a distinguished guest, please come quickly. You don't know. I'm looking forward to the stars and the moon, but I'm waiting for you." Lu Bei smiled and walked out of the door. went in.

  Fox San's face, as long as it appears on the forum, will undoubtedly become popular.

  This flow, he settled.

   As for the players' guesses about the **** of the three foxes, as well as their guesses about his or her orientation, these small issues are not important, let's talk about it first.

   "My brother is very enthusiastic today. Last time you could..."

Hu San struggled twice, but couldn't get rid of the big hand on his shoulder. He was thinking of making a joke, but when he entered the door, he saw several tents, and said speechlessly, "Where are there so many crazy refugees, Langyu County is suffering from famine, or nine Bamboo Mountain is at war?"

   "None, the world is at peace."

  Lu Bei took Hu San to the backyard, with a meaningful smile on his face, and whispered, "A group of people who are studying and seeking Taoism, I saw that they had nowhere to go, so I kindly took them in."

   His smiling face is nothing to Hu San, and he is used to his bad stomach, but in the eyes of players, there are many deeper meanings that can be analyzed.

   Let me introduce you to everyone, this is cheap.

  My friend, the kind that is very close.

  The big house of this head has returned home...

   Witnessing the two of them whispering, the players silently put down their pill furnaces, clicked on the forum, uploaded screenshots and started watering.

  [Players on the whole network are crazy, I was stunned after reading it]

  [In-depth reveal, the village chief of Xincun Village drops another demon]

  【The first beauty in Kyushu, come to argue if you refuse to accept it】

  【Don't dare to meet...

  …

  The backyard, the old place under the tree.

  Hu San sat at the stone table and waved his hand at She Hean enthusiastically, getting a 'wolverine' look.

   Self-deprecating success.

   He took the teapot Huhu handed over, looked at the four identical little fox demons, and was amazed: "Brother, that's you, if someone else claimed that they didn't keep a demon pet for fun, I promise to believe it."

   "You must be blind, Lu is not close to women."

   "Then I have to be careful, I can't give you a chance to take advantage of it, tell me the truth, where did you get this resource..."

  Hu San teased a few words, seeing Lu Bei's impatient face, put away his jokes, took out the Qiankun bag from his arms and handed it over: "Fortunately, it's not humiliating, everything you want is inside."

   "What is the Qiankun bag, there are so many treasures, I will definitely use the Qiankun ring to pack it, remember next time, don't do it again."

  Lu Bei took the Qiankun bag and checked it over with joy. He was in a good mood. He slapped Hu San on the shoulder a few times in a row: "After so much blood, how is our mother's body? Are your legs and feet still strong?"

   "Don't be my mother, that's my mother, dear."

Hu San disliked and pushed Lu Bei's hand away, and bowed his hands in the direction of the capital: "Also, my mother will look at Qingren, and then look at Qingcheng, her face is not old, I don't know how beautiful it is, and you are full of feces, Beware of me turning face with you!"

   "Pull it down, you didn't say that last time."

  Lu Bei pouted: "As soon as I heard that I had important information, I was going to go back to the capital to bleed the old man, and said that it was enough, I couldn't even pull it."

   "Defamation, pure slander!"

  Fox San's eyes widened, angrily slammed on the table, and flung his sleeves to leave.

   After three steps, he couldn't wait for the expected apology and block. He turned around wonderingly, and saw that Lu Bei got out from under the stone table and carefully lifted the lid of the teapot.

"What are you doing?"

   "Uh, I'm wondering if our mother is hiding somewhere..."

  Lu Bei put down the lid of the teapot, looked around cautiously, and then said suspiciously: "You are so different from last time... I suspect that her old man's house is nearby, otherwise you would not be so well-behaved."

   "Stop dreaming, my mother has a lot of time to manage, how can I have time to come to Sanqingfeng, the ghostly place where birds don't shit." Hu San angrily sat back to his original position.

  Lu Bei pouted when he heard the words, there was no bird pooping before, but not in the future.

Sitting awkwardly for a while, Hu San saw Lu Bei clasping his hands and scratching his head, with a gesture of asking you to leave, and sneered three times and said, "Brother, I'm back in Beijing this time, and I checked the old bottom of the Tiejian League, you Guess what windfall I found?"

   "You were surprised, how could I have guessed."

   "Hmph, I won't cry without seeing the coffin."

Hu San slapped the table with a bang, and pointed his sword at Lu Bei, scolding: "What a high-level sword sect Lu Bei, what a young man, he still dares to pretend to me, if it weren't for the third master Hu... little Lord, I am cautious, I was almost fooled by you fishing in troubled waters."

   Squeak!

   The window was opened, and She Chang looked at the stone table with a worried expression.

   "Look at what, men do things, women avoid them, they are all scattered."

With an order   , the fox frightened the snake and retreated.

  As Lu Bei shouted loudly, the windows closed, Hu Zhi appeared from the corner, and quickly slipped away with his four younger sisters.

"That's it?"

Lu Bei snorted disdainfully, and threw a piece of iron sword token on the table: "What's the big deal for me, it turned out to be the identity of my third-generation disciple of Lingxiao Sword Sect, Master Qingwei didn't say it earlier, said this token earlier It was taken out earlier."

   "Tsk tsk, it's true!"

Hu San picked up the token, weighed it on his hand, raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't be angry, my brother, but I usually hide half of your anger, but I have no doubts about your patriotism, otherwise, , I won't bring everything you want."

   "That's natural. If I'm not loyal to the king and patriotism, and don't trust my brother, can I shake my family out?"

   "Hey hey hey---" x2

  The two smiled at each other, Hu San put on a serious face, waved and sprinkled the soundproof talisman: "Brother, tell me the truth, where did you get the information about the Iron Sword Alliance?"

  Lu Bei returned with a serious face and said, "To be honest, I have a friend who has a special source of intelligence."

   "No friends, no one else."

   "Should have or have, in case my name is reported to me one day, I can live two more days." Lu Bei shrugged.

   "Don't worry, my brother, God knows this, you know I know, no one else..."

   "Then what is our mother?"

   "My mother!"

  Hu San emphasized again, then clenched his fists and coughed, his face full of admiration: "In my heart, my mother is heaven."

   "Brother, it's a bit too much. Even if her old man is really nearby, you don't need to act like this."

Lu Bei glanced at Hu San with contempt, and then assured: "As for my plan, don't worry, bro, I'm just afraid of death, and I don't have the idea of ​​being a spy on both sides of the wall. Find a way out."

   "Is there nothing else?" Hu San half-smiled.

   "A little bit."

  Lu Bei pursed his lips: "My sister and I, the senior sister of Lingxiao Jianzong, are in love. No matter what happens in the future, my senior sister will definitely be innocent."

Hu San stared at Lu Bei and looked back and forth, and after pondering for a moment, nodded and said: "It's just a senior sister, but it's not a big problem, even if she is a young man, the elder brother will be your master, abolish the cultivation base and keep it in the boudoir, no Someone will come to trouble you."

   "There is also a senior brother, a well-behaved nephew, and another senior sister from a relative's family..."

   Seeing that there was a turning point, Lu Bei decisively beat the snake on the stick: "If possible, the family of the senior brother will also be saved, and the family of my nephew, all of whom are loyal and patriotic..."

"stop!"

Hu San raised his hand to interrupt, shook his head and sneered: "According to what you said, the entire Lingxiao Sword Sect is innocent, the Iron Sword League is also excusable, and Guotai Min'an has no young rebels at all, so let's not Come on, let's toast to world peace!"

   "Indeed, it's not up to me to decide who is good or bad, who is right and who is evil." Lu Bei nodded in agreement.

   "It's not up to me either!"

   "Really?"

   "The widow is sleeping, there is no one on it, I can't help my brother."

  Hu San took a deep look at Lu Bei: "Brother, you are a smart person, take it as soon as you see it, don't get too deep."

   "Don't worry, brother, I understand the truth, and I can guarantee that I will still have an intact senior sister on the day of the incident. I am satisfied." Lu Bei smiled.

  Hu San frowned. Forgive him for looking at people's standards since he was a child, Lu Bei will definitely not give up.

   can protect against thieves...

   What can a person with an elixir realm do, can a little white face really take all the world?

   "By the way, brother, what do you say from the capital, when will you arrest the remnants of the youth?"

  Lu Bei changed the subject and said, "Let me tell you, so I'm mentally prepared."

"This……"

  Hu San said with a strange expression: "I'm afraid it won't work in the near future, so I have to slow down."

"how do I say this?"

  Lu Bei added a cup of tea and pushed it in front of Hu San: "Brother, I don't understand very well, shouldn't it be better to catch the thief as soon as possible?"

   "It stands to reason that the longer the delay is, the greater the risk of information leakage, and it should be fatally struck by thunder."

Hu San said with a wry smile: "But in fact, firstly, the Tiejian alliance is powerful, and it is not clear whether the Emperor Jizong has their undercover agent, and rash actions will only startle the snake, and secondly, the collapse of the spiritual veins is actually beneficial, and the benefits are tempting. Act as soon as possible."

"benefit?!"

  Lu Beiqi was surprised: "The collapse of the spiritual vein is a big disaster. After a long time, the tragedy is almost irreversible. What good can it do?"

   "Because of the collapse of the spiritual veins, many hidden relics have appeared in the world, even in secret realms. If you get a secret realm, you can make the second-rate immortal gate's heritage close to the first-class, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, who can give it up?" Hu San said helplessly.

   "Ah this..."

   has reason and evidence, but Lu Bei is powerless to refute.

The    Dragon Formation was activated in just one breath, but it took ten years for the spiritual veins to collapse and remain silent. This long time was enough for many people to sit back and watch, and only wait for the big profits before standing up to be the savior at the last moment.

   After Jinghu San said this, Lu Bei had some doubts whether the trapping of the dragon had been discovered by Emperor Jizong long ago.

   Really want to say it again, the players who will be active in Wu Zhou in the future are very cool, the beginning is a thief... the peak period of rescue excavation.

  Lu Bei is also very cool, everything is back on track, and he has a sense of IQ superiority in planning. At least the public beta period is 180 days, and he can rest assured and cut the leeks.

   "Brother, don't be too happy too soon. It can be delayed for a while, but not for the rest of your life. It involves the existence of the secret realm. Some people should not be able to sit still."

  Fox San smiled slyly: "For example, the imperial master, she is a descendant of Yunzhong Pavilion. If the secret realm of Liusu Mountain is trapped in the dragon formation, the High Heaven Sword Sect will be razed to the ground by her overnight."

  Lu Bei: "..."

  Damn, I almost forgot about this rich woman.

   (end of this chapter)