MTL - Cultivation Is Like This-Chapter 99 Sir, calm down

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   Chapter 99 Sir, calm down

  Langwu County is named for its characteristic cottages and fog, and after dusk, the night comes quickly.

   The locals work at sunrise and breathe in and out. The leisure activities at night are nothing more than making and beating children. Therefore, the streets are dark and quiet, and the timid ones may not dare to walk at night in the thick fog.

  The street where the Red Sleeve Pavilion is located is an exception. The lights are bright, and the laughter and laughter will not stop until midnight.

  The people who come and go are also bold people. It doesn't matter if you walk at night. The two strings of red lanterns hanging high in the red sleeve pavilion are the lighthouses in the dark night.

  Squeaky---

  The Zhu Mansion was sealed because the case was still unresolved. The wife and the maid moved to a nearby courtyard. The red door slowly opened, and the sound of the door being pushed was particularly harsh in the silent night.

  The two maids timidly greeted Lu Bei and She Hean as they walked. They felt that the lady was feeding the wolf with her body tonight, just to rescue the head of the family who was wrongfully imprisoned. Her pretty face was full of joy.

   Deep Pavilion incense room, a ray of red candle light through the paper window.

  Waiting for She Hean to walk into the house with a frown, Lu Bei waved his hand to drive away the two girls, stood at the door with a knife, and sensed the subtle changes around him.

   "Madam, calm down, let's have two drinks first."

   "Madam, you can just sit there, distance creates beauty."

   "Why don't we talk about the case...

   Hearing the embarrassed voice of She Heng in the house, Lu Bei shook his head again and again, this is the gap between the experienced and the inexperienced, if he entered the house, the wife should beg for mercy.

  Sir, calm down, let's have two drinks first.

  Sir, you can just sit there, distance creates beauty.

  Why don't we talk about the case...

   "Hey hey hey..."

  Lu Bei subconsciously laughed, raised his hand to cover his mouth, shook his head to dispel the generous and vigorous Jian'an thought in his mind, and held his breath to feel the surrounding changes.

   rustling————

  The sound of rustling rose from all directions, penetrating the thick fog that surrounded the backyard, and in the sound of spitting letters that caused chills on the back, thousands of poisonous snakes about half a meter swam out of the darkness.

   The fine scales are red and yellow, and the warning colors are ring after ring.

"coming."

  Lu Beiwang was overjoyed, and it was worth his efforts to change his usual image of being a majestic and upright man.

  !

  The door was violently kicked open, and She Hean walked out with a frosty face. The movement outside the house was too harsh to hear.

   "What, you have something on your face." Seeing the big lip print on She Hen's cheek, Lu Bei couldn't help laughing.

  She Chang touched the powder with her fingertips, and she hated it so much that she would tear off the human skin mask without saying a word.

Snapped!

  Lu Bei moved faster, raised his hand to stop She Hen's unwise move, and asked her to bear it any longer, the culprit should show up.

   "sssssssssssssssssssssssss"

  Thousands of venomous snakes held their heads high, hissing and spitting venom. I don't know if it was due to the species, or it was a mutation that was refined by people. The venom was scattered into the air, and quickly mixed with the dense fog. Large waves of green poisonous mist filled the entire backyard.

  [You have been poisoned, after being judged, your health remains unchanged after deducting defense and immunity]

  [You are poisoned, judged, hallucinogenic, sensory acuity reduced, spirit -10, stamina -10]

   Something!

   Stamina and HP are reduced by 10 points, which are directly fed back to the cultivation base and HP, each of which is reduced by 100 points.

  Repair: 22270/22370

  Life: 21770/21870

   Watching the two stats plummet, Lu Bei raised his brows. He couldn't stand it in secret. If he continued to fall like this, he would become an ordinary person in half a year.

   He looked around in five colors in his palm, and suppressed the two divine lights of wind and fire with his backhand.

  Suddenly, the strong wind passed through the border, blowing away the green poisonous mist, and then the fire spread quickly by the wind, and the surrounding water vapor was evaporated, and a large number of poisonous snakes had been burned and exploded.

"Humph!"

  She Heng snorted coldly, dispersing the pressure of his own blood, if the group of snakes encountered a natural enemy, they would be frightened and flee, and they no longer had the courage to flock to the firelight just now.

   "Come out, I've seen you."

  Lu Bei's eyes locked on the apricot tree on the courtyard wall, and finally muttered: "So it is, as expected...the case has been solved."

  A black figure jumped out of the courtyard and stood beside the tree on the courtyard wall, staring down at She Xiang condescendingly, his red eyes full of murderous intent.

   County Chief, Zhu Shiqi.

   He was supposed to be imprisoned in the county government office and escaped from prison. At this moment, his appearance changed greatly, his eyes glowed like blood in the night, and there were three twisted red lines extending from his eyelids to his forehead and nose, and his body was astonishing.

   "It turns out that this is the deworming witchcraft that Master Zhu secretly practiced, and the file is not written in such detail..." Lu Bei scolded secretly, saying that Zhu Shijiao had a different appearance when he performed his work, and he solved the case when he read the file.

   "Where is my wife?"

   Zhu Shizhen asked aloud, his eyes leaped over the two of them at the door, and he looked into the room full of worry.

  Lu Bei stepped across, blocking Zhu Shizhen's sight: "Don't worry, Madam is well dressed, but my brothers, Master Zhu didn't kill him, right?"

   "They are loyal to their duties and are thousands of times stronger than the two of you. I just turned them over and didn't kill them." Zhu Shiqi gritted his teeth.

   "Don't talk nonsense, my 'brother' is at a disadvantage!"

  Lu Bei smiled coldly, raised his hand to wipe She Hen's chin, and took off the human skin mask.

  The blue silk fell, and a charming and indifferent face made Zhu Shiqi dumbfounded. He looked away in a daze, and Lu Bei dissipated the dead face and switched to the original thief appearance.

   Xuanyin Division, Qingwei, code name Ding someone.

   "You, you..."

Zhu Shijiao pointed to the two of them tremblingly, knowing the plan in his heart, his momentum plummeted, he jumped into the hospital with a wry smile, sat cross-legged and stretched out his hands, giving up his resistance and said, "Catch the thief and see the dirty, Master Qingwei has now found out the truth, take the culprit. Let's close the case."

   "No, he's not the murderer, I am."

Madam walked out of the house quickly, kneeling beside Zhu Shijiao with tears in her eyes, she took him into her arms, turned her head and complained to Lu Bei sadly: "I killed them, I also trained Gu insects, he wanted to save me. , secretly practiced the Gu worm method, if you don't believe me, see..."

   After saying that, the red light on Madam's face spread out, and her evil appearance was the same as that of Zhu Shiqi.

"Look, the evidence is overwhelming, I am the real culprit. He secretly found out everything and took all the blame on himself." Madam hugged her husband tightly, and to prove it, she even operated it herself, waving her hand to attract a big movie The viper hesitated.

   Madam, move away, I can't see Lord Zhu's face.

  Lu Bei nodded, and in order to confirm his conjecture, he asked bluntly, "Master Zhu, is there any such thing?"

  Zhu Shiqi broke free and was shocked when he saw his wife's appearance: "Madam, what are you doing, when did you secretly practice this spell?"

   "You dead man, you know it, so what are you pretending to be?"

   "Madam, it's useless for you to take the blame for me, the evidence has already been identified by Emperor Jizong..."

  “…

  She Chang looked at the two who were hugging and crying, her mind was quite complicated. In the past, when she met such a loving and righteous couple, she opened one eye and closed one eye as if nothing happened, but now...

   She looked at Lu Bei and whispered, "The real murderer is one of them, who do you think it is?"

neither!

  Lu Bei gave the answer silently, no matter whether he was crying or crying, he started to pick up a pair of mandarin ducks, gave She Xiang a look, jumped up on the roof in the wind, and went straight to the street where the red sleeve pavilion is located.

   A little red in the black, and the doors are not closed in the middle of the night. At first glance, it is not a serious entertainment place.

   "Where are you going, the prisoner doesn't care?"

  She Xiang floated lightly in the air, half a position behind Lu Bei. She thought that this guy found out in conscience and gave the couple some space to be alone, but she didn't expect this guy to run farther and farther.

  [You are poisoned, judged, hallucinogenic, sensory acuity reduced, spirit -10, stamina -10]

  Information prompt, Lu Bei confirmed the case again, secretly said that this was stable, and reminded the beautiful snake beside him: "How do you feel, is it poisoned?"

   "There is a hint of it, but it's harmless. It should be that the Gu worm just now is rather special. I can remove the toxin by sitting and conditioning." She said truthfully.

   Then you are gone!

  Lu Bei waved his hand away from the strong wind, the wind accelerated, and solemnly warned: "Don't work hard, don't worry about toxins, remember, no matter what happens, don't try to detoxify, even if I personally tell you it's safe later."

"Why?"

   Seeing that Lu Bei was facing a great enemy, She Chang realized that things were far from being as simple as she thought, and became vigilant.

   "Believe me and be obedient."

"good."

  She looked at Lu Bei's face, nodded his head in agreement, and asked, "What happened to the county chief and his wife, is the real culprit someone else?"

   "Yes, I have solved the case."

  “???”

  She Hen's forehead floated a series of question marks, forgive her three thousand troubles, the silk is dark and bright, how did she solve the case?

   "The foundation-building stage of Zhu Shizhen District, with a few poisonous snakes looking for trouble in the Pill Realm and the Xiantian Realm, really thought that this would be able to send me off?"

  Lu Bei said with a sneer: "If it was someone else who might not know it, if it was me, one of you stinky snakes counts as one, and don't even want to run away today."

   "Cough cough."

  She Heng coughed twice: "Don't play riddles, who is the real murderer?"

   "Sister She, have you ever heard of the name of the Snake Dragon Sect?" Lu Bei smiled mysteriously.

  She Chang thought for a moment, then shook his head.

"It's a pity, with your Xiantian realm cultivation base, and you are in the blood of the snake, you are still a... uh, old girl, if you join the snake and dragon sect, you might be able to become a saint, and you will be a great protector after two years. "

  She Chang: "..."

   This person is very annoying at first glance, but if you look closely, he is really annoying.

  …

  Red Sleeve Pavilion.

  The thick milky white fog wrapped around the red lanterns, a cool breeze wafted faintly, and the mist spread out, like the streamers on a fairy's clothes.

  Because it is not a serious place, not only streamers, but also less and less clothes on the fairy.

  In the red building, the violin was rustling, there were women in dignified clothes waving and plucking the strings, and there were literati who boasted of being elegant and accustomed to citing scriptures, sitting on the little hands of the girl’s house, and reciting some crooked poems with ecstatic expressions.

   There were also passersby who passed by eight times a night, touched the purse, and cursed that the world was getting worse.

  Lu Bei took She Hen in with big strides. The two of them were wearing black clothes that were too conspicuous, and immediately attracted a lot of attention. But soon, seeing the black robe with brocade pattern on She Heng's body, these people quickly lowered their heads.

   Incredible, the black-clothed yamen came to the Red Sleeve Pavilion to have fun?

   No, isn't it here to arrest people?

   Before Lu Bei shouted to clear the venue, more than half of the guests left on their own, and the remaining half sat upright and took up the little hand of the girl in front of him to measure their career and love.

   "Ahhh, you group of unconscionable, geniuses just got black, why do you think of the yellow-faced woman at home?"

   A plump and beautiful woman walked down from the red building with a painting fan and came to the door. She smiled sweetly and said, "Two lords... a lord, but I couldn't find the inn in the dead of night. Are you planning to stay in the private room for one night?"

   "That's what I mean, lead the way ahead." Lu Bei nodded.

"this way please."

  The beautiful woman raised her hand and put it on Lu Bei's arm, pressed it softly and warmly, and immediately buried it in most of it.

  She Chang frowned, the Fengyue place was unsightly, remind Lu Bei when you have time, let him think more about his senior sister, and don't come to such places to seek information in the future.

   (end of this chapter)