MTL - Doomsday: I Have One More Keyword Than Others-Chapter 135 fun people

  Chapter 135 Fun Man

   Selma?

   Weak?

  A lot of money to seek a child?

  A series of messages shocked the head of the tavern owner Ryan.

  If this matter is true, it is no less inferior to the Sea God's Scepter, and it is enough to cause a major earthquake in the pirate circle.

  Selma the sea monster has survived for an unknown number of years, and there are countless legends about her. God knows how many treasures she has collected over the years?

   As long as you can successfully get her pregnant, you can get these treasures...

  God!

  If it wasn't for the fact that Old Ryan had been drinking too much and hurting his health, he would have given it a try.

   Not to mention that Selma has always looked the same, even if she is old and turned into a fossil, for the sake of treasure, she has to dig a hole in the fossil!

  Who doesn’t know that Selma has been adhering to the principle of fair trade all these years. She said that if she asks for a lot of money to ask for a child, she will definitely deliver the treasure...

  …

   "Paul, you can't joke about this kind of thing..." Ryan picked up the wine glass on the table, no matter who it belonged to, and breathed in, "If you make a mistake, you will really die."

   "Ryan, old Barry will never lie!" Doug smiled, and turned to Barry, "Barry, tell me, did I make a deal with Selma?"

   "Yeah." Barry nodded sullenly.

  He was sure that Paul and Selma made a deal, but he wasn't sure if it was true that he was asking for a child with a lot of money?

   Logically speaking, it should not be true. After all, Paul lost all his past memories.

  But who knows if Selma will use his mouth to spread the news about her money to seek a child?

  Just like Sea God sealed his daughter for no reason, the ways of gods and monsters cannot follow common sense.

but.

  The captain just asked him if he had ever made a deal with Selma, then this matter is true, Paul has changed so much, if he said that he has never seen Selma, no ghost would believe it.

   As for telling Ryan about his suspicions, there is no need for that at all, and his friendship with Ryan is not that deep.

  He even planned to ask Paul for confirmation after leaving the tavern, whether the matter of Selma was true, he felt that he was not too old...

  …

   After confirming that Paul had indeed made a deal with Selma, Ryan walked away in a daze, talking to himself behind the bar alone, not even thinking about entertaining customers.

   Full of wine and food.

  Dug and others left Ryan's tavern, agreed on a time to return to the ship, and the crew went to have fun.

   Work hard for a while.

  Dug and Barry were left in the team.

  In a place where no one was around, Barry finally asked the doubt in his heart: "Captain, haven't you lost your memory?"

   "Yes!" Doug nodded with a smile.

  Barry's heart beat heavily: "What about Thelma asking for a child with a lot of money?"

   "I lied to him." Duge said confidently.

   "..." Barry's eyes darkened, and he shook violently, "Why?"

"Barry, don't you think it's fun to let a group of pirates go to Selma to propose marriage, only to find out that it's a fake?" Doug said with a smile, "When the truth of this deception is revealed, everyone They will all laugh out loud."

   "You... you just want to have fun?" Barry was going crazy.

   "Of course." Doug nodded earnestly, "There is nothing more important than happiness. Besides, Thelma deprived me of my memory, and I made trouble for her as revenge for her..."

   "But you got immortality from her, this is a fair deal." Barry said.

"It doesn't stop me from having fun with her, Barry, don't worry, it's just a good-natured joke, no one will really sleep with Thelma." Doug chuckled, "You know, the bottom half of her is a fish Tail…"

  Fish tail?

  Some inappropriate images suddenly flashed in Barry's head.

Immediately afterwards, he shook his head, glanced at the people on the street around him, and lowered his voice: "Paul, is this the point? Spreading the news that Selma is asking for a child with a lot of money will not bring us any benefits, only It will bring us endless troubles. Not only Selma, but all the pirates deceived by you will eventually vent their anger on you."

   "Barry, I am the man who will be the king of pirates." Doug looked at Barry and shook his head, "If you can't even bear this risk, how can you rule the entire ocean?"

   "But you have asked for these risks." Barry couldn't help roaring.

"Yes, only by defeating more pirates will our reputation grow more and more." Doug said, "Instead of challenging them one by one, let them come to me, and then we defeat them and recruit them. The pirate group will become stronger and stronger."

   "..." Barry was dumbfounded, he was really going crazy, if possible, he even wanted to pry open Paul's head, to see if there was a **** stuffed into his head by Thelma.

   "Do you know who it will be?" Barry asked.

"Anyway, he won't be some smart guy." Doug shrugged and said, "Smart people won't believe that Thelma pays a lot of money for a child, they just watch it for fun." He paused and added , "Just like me."

   "Fuck!" Barry swears heavily, this time, he really doesn't know what to say.

   "By the way, Barry, I forgot to tell you that I also made up Mahamadu's sharp knife operation." Doug looked at Barry, lowered his voice, and laughed.

   "..." Barry's eyes widened, "Are you crazy?"

"When this news gets out, Admiral Camillo will definitely spend a lot of energy in investigating spies in the navy. When he is exhausted, we will spread the news that we made it up. Don't you think it's very interesting? Is it?" Doug said, and he smiled, "Of course, it would be more interesting if it was found out, Mahamadu will definitely be mad..."

"But if you do this, you will offend Mahamadou and Mikaro, and we will have difficulty moving forward in the East China Sea." Barry stared blankly at Doug, and said, "It's just for a joke, is it worth it?" ?”

   Value!

   Of course worth it!

  As long as I can bring more happiness to the world, then everything I do is worth it.

Doug glanced at Barry, sneered, and said, "Barry, you said before that we are going to become the king of pirates, so both Mahamadou and Mikaro are stumbling blocks to our success. You Don't you think naively that if we don't do anything, they will obediently give us the position of Pirate King? Can you justifiably become the king of pirates?"

  Barry opened his mouth and was speechless.

"Let's not talk about whether the few of us have a chance to **** the Seagod's Scepter among so many forces? Even if we **** it, and change the Seagod's Feather into our hands, so what? We can keep the Seagod's Scepter. Feather?" Duge said, "Maybe, the Sea God Feather was snatched away as soon as I got it."

   Asking you to find the Sea God Scepter is just a lie to you!

  I never expected to find the Poseidon Scepter.

   Barry defamation.

"Barry, all I've done is to weaken everyone's power as quickly as possible. Only by making them mess up can we rise from it." Doug looked at the sea and said, "There are hidden dangers inside." With great wisdom, you will not understand, just follow me to watch the excitement. Next, we will call at each port once, and we will let the news of Selma spread as quickly as possible..."

"Crazy, you must be crazy." Barry shook his head with despair on his face, "We only have one pirate ship, and there are only twelve poor people on board, and we will be crushed by two big forces, even the bones There's nothing left."

"Barry, you're overthinking." Doug smiled, "There's a lot of noise about the Poseidon scepter, and Antonio is going to strangle the pirates inside on Heard Island, so many messy things come together, no one will pay attention We are a small fish. By the time they free up their hands to deal with us, maybe we have grown into a great white shark."

He held his chin and rubbed his cheeks, "Barry, what method do you think we should use to drag Roland Swann into the water? Doesn't he have the Ocean Horn? If he also joins this war, then the ocean It will definitely be more lively."

  Barry looked at Paul, and suddenly felt that he was very strange. Before that, Paul also wanted to find the Poseidon Scepter, but with his passion, he simply led everyone to die.

  But Paul, after amnesia, has learned to use wisdom, and it sounds like there is still great feasibility.

   This is just incredible.

  The most important point is that Barry feels that if he continues to implement Paul's strategy, the flying giant bird will die faster than before...

  He missed that simple and silly boy Paul more and more.

  (end of this chapter)