MTL - Doomsday: I Have One More Keyword Than Others-Chapter 167 Happy people

  Chapter 167 The Happy Man

   Wow!

  A golden figure broke through the sea.

  The splashes on her body were shining brightly in the moonlight.

   Selma?

   Ed's pupils suddenly widened.

  He took a step back subconsciously, it's over, he was approached by the siren, and he didn't need to assassinate Paul, the Horn of the Sea must have been taken by Selma.

  Enke's tentacles immediately rolled towards Selma in the air.

  Selma swung her spear, slapped Enke's big tentacles away, and shouted loudly: "Enke, are you sure you want to attack me?"

  Enke bared his teeth and claws, firmly guarding Duge behind him.

"Idiot, he's not the reincarnation of Sea God at all." Selma looked at Doug and asked, "So, you are Paul Walls?" She looked Doug up and down with a look of surprise in her eyes, "Indeed He's a strong man, no wonder Enke mistook you."

  Strong?

   She came to ask Doug to borrow seeds?

  Hearing this sentence, Ed took a breath, God, did he do something wrong?

  Selma didn't come here to seek revenge. If Paul and Selma succeed in the deal and get Selma's treasure, then he is a veritable king of pirates!

   Fortunately, the assassination did not happen.

   Martha looked at Thelma with burning eyes.

  Barry trembled, it was over, and the Lord came to him.

   I said long ago that Thelma should not be made fun of!

   Is the path of the Pirate King about to be cut off?

  If only the rumors about Selma hadn't been spread...

  …

   What a big fish!

   I'm going to touch her no matter what...

  Dug looked at Thelma's fishtail and showed the most sincere smile: "Selma, I've been waiting for you for a long time."

   "Wait for me?" Selma snorted, pointing the spear in her hand at Doug, "To force me to come to you, is that why you spread my rumors?"

   "Selma, don't you think we are the same kind of people?" Doug laughed.

   "What kind of people?" Selma was stunned.

   "Music man!" Dug laughed, "It's just that you use transactions to bring happiness to yourself, but I use rumors to bring happiness to the world. Don't you think it's fun to play around with a group of fools?"

"I created an era of fish in your name, and everyone believed it. A group of people cheerfully added the suffix of fish to their names and changed the name of their boats. Tell me, if someone One day, when they know the truth, what kind of expression will they have?" Du Ge said.

   "..." Selma.

   The corners of Barry's eyes are twitching.

  Ed has black hair. I think he played a trick when he chose the name. It turned out that this **** was just for fun. He changed the suffix to freshwater fish. He must think he is stupid!

  Damn Paul!

   "So, you spread my money to seek a child, just for fun?" Selma's face turned black.

   "Yes, when you find those people and verify the truth, the expressions on their faces must be very exciting!" Duge laughed.

   "It's very exciting, but you ruined my reputation, and you have to pay the price." The spear in Thelma's hand pointed at Doug, "Only your death can wash away my reputation."

"Impossible." Duge shook his head. "Those who know they have been fooled, do you think they will help you clear up the rumors, or will they continue to add fuel and vinegar to make more people fall for it? If it were me, I would definitely choose to do it." The latter, unless you kill everyone who wants to find you a lot of money to ask for a child, otherwise, this rumor will continue to spread..."

"What is your purpose for doing this?" Selma looked at Doug, and suddenly jumped over Enke and landed on the deck, the spear in her hand was still pointing at Doug, "Don't name a single one that would satisfy me. The answer, today is your death day, Enke can't stop me from killing you."

"Entertainment to the death, happiness first. I don't care about the Sea God's Scepter or the Pirate King. I like to make fun of others, even if I die for it." Doug looked at Selma with a smile on his face, " Selma, you have always been my idol, I like the fun people you create through trading, what is more fun than changing the fate of others?"

   "You think my deal is playing tricks on those people?" Thelma asked.

"Isn't it? In a long life, if you don't find some fun things, it would be boring!" Doug said, "What is better than raising a freak, and then watching him grow and make mistakes, Is it more fun to watch him get lost?"

   Selma fell silent.

"Unfortunately, I don't have your skills, so I can only use the most superficial methods to find some fun in this world." Doug sighed softly, looked at Thelma and smiled, "That's why I said we It is a kind of people.

  Of course, Poseidon may also be added, I feel that old thing is not dead at all, the so-called Poseidon scepter, he is simply looking for fun for himself, maybe he tore the chart of fate into seven pieces.

   Maybe that old guy is hiding in a certain corner, watching a group of people fighting for the chart of fate, covering their mouths for fun! "

  Martha looked at Duge with a strange gaze.

   "No, Sea God is dead, I watched him fall with my own eyes." Selma said seriously.

   "What does it matter to us whether he dies or not?" Doug smiled and winked at Selma, "Selma, let's cooperate!"

   "Partner what?" Thelma asked.

"If you want to be the biggest fun person, I think that the best fun person should be playing with the whole world, not a single individual. For example, like me, build a virtual era that makes everyone flock to it .” Dug talked eloquently.

  Cold sweat broke out on Ed's head, madman, this guy is a madman.

   No wonder he would create so many rumors, and after setting the reward amount at 200,000 gold coins, he didn't raise it anymore. He was simply watching everyone's jokes...

   "For example, spread rumors, let everyone go to the sea to find the sea monster, to help her complete the big money begging for a child?" Selma snorted coldly, and repeated.

"That's just a small trick I used to get you out." Doug smiled shyly, and looked at the siren with burning eyes, "Selma, don't you think this game should continue?" Go on? With your means, it shouldn’t be a problem to create a fake sea monster that looks like a real one! Find a few lucky ones, let them complete the deal with the banshee, give him treasure, and then, at their most glorious time, Tell him that it's actually an abalone that he's trading with, isn't it fun?"

"We can even trade them a fake Poseidon scepter. Watching a group of people beat their heads to death for a fake scepter, in the end, when the winner went to Jan Sini with the fake Poseidon scepter, See how wonderful the expression on Jan Sini's face will be when she got the scepter but couldn't break the seal?" Duge continued to suggest with a smile in his eyes.

   As everyone knows.

   Martha's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

  Looking at the obviously moved Selma, Doug snorted secretly, what is the main line?

  I am the main thread!

  I don't believe that when the Sea God's Scepter comes out, you can continue to hang around in the dark...

"Your proposal is very interesting, but Kraken's transactions have always been fair. If such a thing gets out, it will tarnish the reputation of Siren. In the future, no one will trade with me again." Searle Ma said seriously.

"No. Selma, don't underestimate the greed of human beings. As long as you can get benefits, even if it's true once out of ten times, it will definitely make them rush." ​​Doug laughed. There are more happy suggestions. For example, this time the vortex of the era is the scepter of the sea god, which is the inheritance of the sea monster. After the turmoil calms down this time, we can also concoct the battle of the gods and the story of the sea god's coming to the world, ensuring that everyone An era is very interesting. Of course, the premise of all this is that the Sea God Scepter cannot fall into the hands of Jan Sini..."

   Creak!

  Under the black cloak, Martha's silver teeth were almost broken.

   "Thelma, you have to find some fun for a long life, don't you?" Doug smiled and stretched out his hand, "I have a lot of good ideas."

"Deal." Thelma was finally persuaded. She looked at Doug and held out her hand to hold him together. "Paul, you are an interesting guy. Would you like to make a deal with me? Put your Give me your heart, and I can trade you endless lifespans."

  (end of this chapter)