MTL - Empress True Colors-~ Work related
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Title: The True Colors of the Empress / The World Returns to Yuan
Introduction:
There is luster in the east, and it is named Dahuang.
In the rumors, ignorance, poverty, backwardness, and wildness.
— bullshit.
Queen of the Great Desolation, cold as frost.
Supported by the national teacher, and the national teacher's golden boy and jade girl, they are deeply in love, a stunning couple, and unparalleled.
— bullshit.
The queen died suddenly, and the national teacher mourned. According to the instructions of the destiny, they traveled thousands of miles and finally found their reincarnated lover. From then on, the prince and princess lived happily in the castle...
—Crap!
—I am the dividing line between truth and tragedy—
She said: "People are tough! I don't want to be this queen at all! Reincarnation, reincarnation of your sister, I was a research monk in my previous life! Tianding Fenghua Research Institute, have you heard of it?"
He said: "I set such harsh conditions for the queen's reincarnation, and you actually agreed. This is God's will. God's will let you smash the fate chart and fall into my hands. How can I go against the sky?"
She said: "I'm tired and I don't love you! Don't pretend to be x, pretend to be x and get struck by lightning! It's obvious that the queen in front hooked up with someone else and gave you a cuckold. You are so angry that you slaughter her and prepare to become emperor yourself. As a result, a beautiful Jing Hengbo fell from the sky and took up the position. You think of her when you see me, all kinds of depression! Now you really want to kill me, really want to!"
He said: "Be your queen well, and remember that the skirt is not allowed to be so short."
She said: "Tomorrow I will cut off three centimeters."
He said: "Tomorrow all the beautiful men in your palace will be sent to my palace."
She said: "...I rubbed you because I hated me for stealing your position? I compensate you, can't I compensate you?"
He said, "Huh?"
She said: "Well...Xiao Yinyin, don't be angry, I will compensate you for myself, okay?"
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There is luster in the east, and it is named Dahuang.
In the legends of this continent, the Great Desolate Marsh is a strange, closed, backward, mysterious place, full of swamps, rampant wild beasts, naked men and women, and the people drink their blood... wild land.
Surrounded by swamps and difficult for flying birds, this vast country is isolated from the sight of other countries. The surrounding countries of Dayan, Dongtang, and Southern Qi are full of curiosity and ambition about this mysterious land, but they cannot enter it.
It's not that no country has ever had the idea of the Great Wilderness. After all, the area occupied by the Great Wilderness far exceeds that of any country at present.
Of course, the stately and bright countries will not easily covet other people's land. They have their own more grand and bright reasons.
"Neighboring people who are trapped in the swamp, you must not have enough food and clothing, and are very eager for a free and prosperous life in the outside world! Now, we are here to save you!"
The Yunlei City attached to Dayan is here!
Xifan affiliated to Nanqi is here!
They affectionately shouted to the other side of the swamp, expressing their good wishes to save the people of the Great Wilderness from their miserable life. After greeting a few frogs and snakes, they marched into the Great Wilderness .
A day later, in the endless swamp, the intruders retreated hastily, leaving behind countless relics of natural human body sculptures.
The soldiers entered the Great Wilderness within three miles, and half of them were burned away by the poisonous fire swamp, and then half were frozen by the strange ice swamp. Those black crystal-like ice swamps are beautiful and illusory, shining colorful circles of light in the sun, but the moment the soldiers' boots stepped on the ice, they heard a slight cracking sound, and the huge suction gripped them tightly. The soles of their feet, together with a chilly air, climbed from the soles of their feet to their hearts in an instant, and with a click, they lost their vitality.
In the end, thousands of people stood on the black land, with various gestures of eternal movement, permanently warning all the imminent intruders.
Since then, the surrounding area of Dahuangze has been quiet.
The rulers of various countries rolled up their sleeves resentfully, looking for some reason to step down for themselves.
"Don't pay attention to that country, they are all a bunch of savages!"
"Eat raw flesh and blood! Brothers and wives!"
"Brothers share a wife! Father and son also share a wife!"
"Not only wives but also husbands! Sisters share husbands! Mother and daughter share husbands! Aunts and nieces share husbands!"
"National strength is backward! The regime is incompetent! The people don't have enough to eat and wear warm clothes, and the whole family wears one piece of clothing! Poor!"
"Ah, what should I do if I go out and go to the street?"
"Naked!"
"Ah, there must be a lot of naked women, I want to see-"
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The noise of the wind, drifting across the gray and black swamp, gradually faded away.
The rulers of various countries can't attack the Great Wilderness. Looking back, people from the Great Wilderness can't get out of this hellish terrain. It doesn't seem to be a threat. After all, it is a poor place full of swamps. Even if the territory is large, it seems that there is no benefit in snatching it?
The human body sculptures on the ice swamp of the Great Wilderness stood there for a long time, and no one went to collect the corpses. People in the Great Wilderness didn't seem to mind having a group of live sculptures at their doorstep. Occasionally, when there is a big event, when the whole country is celebrating, they will come out to decorate the group of ice sculptures.
A certain month and a certain day of the year.
In the depths of the Great Desolate Marsh, salutes roared, and a large group of people poured out, happily hanging flowers and colored satin on the group of sculptures. The silk satin is exquisite, with intricate patterns, and it is worth a thousand gold in any country. "Human Sculpture".
"Hahaha Master You Guoshi is in place, we will have a new king, congratulations!"
People danced, sang and drank around the colorful sculptures, played cards and cheated, and dispersed. On the ice swamp, only those sculptures stood coldly.
The flowers withered gradually, leaving a ground of withered, yellow and curled leaves.
The silk satin was eroded by the wind and rain, and it was dilapidated like a cobweb, rustling in the wind.
After a while.
One day, there was a loud gun salute and thunderous cheers in the depths of the Great Wilderness. A group of people joyfully rushed out to tear off the broken silk from the sculpture and replace it with more expensive and more exquisite silk.
"Hahaha, Master You Guoshi has helped establish a new king! The Guoshi is beautiful and wise! The queen is from a wealthy family! Congratulations! Congratulations!"
Some silk satins were blown out by the wind, and the hunters outside picked them up in surprise and sold them for money. The people in Dahuangze found out, clicked twice, and threw more silk, hanging on the crotches of the sculptures.
"Those idiots outside, they don't have enough to eat and don't wear warm clothes, they are poor, help the poor! Help the poor!"
Some more days passed.
One day, the salute in the depths of the Great Wilderness once again caused all the swamps to vibrate, and more people poured out, blasting fireworks at the sculptures, and the ice swamp was shaken off with **** all over the ground, rolling jingling.
"Hahaha Master Guoshi has taken a fancy to the Queen! Marry her! Marry her! Congratulations!"
Some more days passed.
A crowd poured out...
"Hahaha the queen is pregnant! Give birth soon! Congratulations!"
"Congratulations, the queen hasn't married the national teacher yet! It's over, it's over!"
Some more days passed.
A large group of people walked out solemnly with their heads bowed, holding white silk with plain flowers and hanging them on the sculpture at the gate.
The long and long white silk is dragged away in the wind, like the cold eyes of Master You Guoshi, covering the surroundings of the Great Wilderness.
"The Queen is dead!"
"According to national regulations, we should look for the reincarnated queen!"
"Master Zuo Guoshi watched the stars at night, asked the heavens through divination, and obtained the destiny instructions of the reincarnated queen!"
"Master You said Master Zuo is farting. The queens of this generation are guilty of sins, adultery is punished by heaven, and they will not be reincarnated!"
"Master Zuo Guoshi said that if you are guilty until you die, you will be wiped out, and the instructions of the destiny cannot be violated!"
"Master You Guoshi also asked the heavens through divination, and listed the location of the reincarnated queen...Wow, Dayan! At the Big Dipper and the Dipper, go south for a hundred miles. At that time, there was a thunderbolt from the sky, a big pit on the ground, and gems everywhere , the frisbee is suspended in the air, and there is a woman, naked and black silk, born from a crack in the sky...Hey, is this a human being or a god? Do you think it is possible?"
"Impossible. That's why Lord You Guoshi agreed with us to look for it."
"Oh... we're just looking for it?"
"Yes, just looking for it."
"Then... look for it?"
"Well, look for it."
"How long have you been looking for?"
"Come back after a turn. My seventh concubine just wants me to go to Dayan to buy some red ginseng."
"Is there a good product in that poor place?"
"Can you buy better ones with a basket of gems? Anyway, we are not short of money."
"Well, it's about helping the poor. Let's go."
"Go, find the reincarnated new queen!"
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