MTL - I Am a Normal Player!-Chapter 371 Dark Cuisine · Stinky Tofu Eggs

  Chapter 371 Dark Cuisine Stinky Tofu Eggs

   "Mountain and sea, what should I do next." Wang Qi seemed a little flustered.

  The four corpses lay on the ground in such a mess, blood flowed all over the ground, and the smell of blood continued to permeate.

   These are the four local rogues. Under Gu Shanhai's guidance, Wang Qibing killed them without bloodshed, and now the problem has followed.

   That's what to do with this corpse.

  Wang Qi is just a young man, how can he have the ability to deal with these things and find a place to bury them?

   Then he also needs to have digging tools. Shovels, hoes, etc. are all things with iron, which he cannot afford at all.

   Digging by hand, even if it is dug until dawn, I really think that this is the world of Dao soldiers, and there is a guaranteed period of Qi refining. Wang Qi is already malnourished, so how can he have so much strength to do this work.

   There is also a way to throw it directly into the sea, but he doesn't have the strength, and besides, if he really wants to do this, it will make too much noise.

  Even if he gritted his teeth and did this, he couldn’t carry the corpse over there, he could only drag it. The traces, noises, etc. would also be exposed, not to mention the smell of blood in the house.

   "Ah, this seems a bit difficult to deal with. With your physical strength, there seems to be no good solution."

  Dismembered? It's even more unreliable, with his blunt knife, it can't cut the four people into sizes that can be further processed.

"Wait, there is another way. I will enshrine these four corpses to the gods." Wang Qi also calmed down at this moment. Here comes a bad idea.

   "I want to remind you that it is impossible to enshrine gods on islands." Gu Shanhai kindly reminded, besides, with Wang Qi's lack of knowledge, he doesn't know how to hold an offering ceremony for gods.

   "You can't do it either?" Wang Qi asked.

   "My main body can ignore this rule, but you are going to sacrifice these four corpses to my main body. Isn't that very good." Gu Shanhai complained that he was treating him like a trash can.

  Wang Qi felt a little embarrassed when he heard Gu Shanhai's words. This is really not good.

   "I can't help it. With this way of life, you should have seen the future of mountains and seas." Wang Qi could only say cheekily.

"I saw it. Three out of ten were turned into roast suckling pigs, and three were sold to the gods. The remaining three were beheaded and thrown into the sea, and one was lucky enough to survive." Gu Shanhai looked. Looking at the future, he said.

   "Wait, that means I can live without worshiping gods?" Wang Qi was a little unbelievable, he thought he was going to die.

   "Well, yes, a royal heir fell in love with you, and then he was locked up in the back house to sing and sing every night, and died a month later." Gu Shanhai said with an inexplicable expression.

"?" Wang Qi was at a loss, he still knew what he looked like, how could there be a noble lady from the royal family who fell in love with him, so he asked: "Then if I survive this way first, and then let you Help me break the situation, is it possible to live longer and even get rid of the status of local people?"

   "Then what, I don't recommend you to do this. You are not living a very good life in that future." Gu Shanhai said.

   Having a bad day? Is it because the royal lady is ugly? That's okay, he can bear it.

   "After all, the other party is a man, so it's fine to torment you every day, and bring a group of people to torment you, that's horrible." Gu Shanhai added.

   "!!" Wang Qi was shocked. He thought it was a woman, but it turned out to be a man. Then his face turned green. This one must not be selected.

  If I choose this, I'm afraid it will be over for the rest of my life.

   "Mountain and sea, teach me how to enshrine your body." Wang Qi made up his mind, this is a dead end, whether he can do it or not.

   "You really plan to enshrine this thing to my main body, but I have to remind you, because my main body is different from those evil gods, and what I give you may be a little bit weirder." Gu Shanhai hesitated and said.

  At this time, Wang Qi also became vigilant. He knew that the other party's concept was a little bit different from his own. At least what was a life-and-death crisis for him was likely to be a trivial matter in the other party's eyes.

   Therefore, the so-called weirdness is probably really weirdness.

   "Then can you interfere?" Wang Qi felt that this was his own person, so it should be fine to give some help.

   "No, if I can interfere with the outside world, do you think I will be sealed here?" Gu Shanhai said angrily.

"It's okay, as long as I can survive, I can bear no matter how weird it is!" Wang Qi said that he didn't care, and then asked: "Then if I want to make offerings to your body to remove my status as a local citizen, what should I offer. "

   "You can enshrine ten catties of homework, it must be fine." Gu Shanhai said casually.

   "Ten catties of homework? What is that? Where can I get it?" Wang Qi was a little confused.

   "When you enshrine my main body, there is a chance to get something called homework."

   "It turned out to be like this, that is to say, what your body likes is a thing called homework, or is it produced by your body itself, so what's the point?"

   "The homework is for you to forget. I will talk about it next time when you make an offering. I will teach you how to make an offering first."

  After a question and an answer, the two quickly handed over the related rituals of enshrining to Wang Qi.

  ‘Emperor of Heaven? It's such a big name. ’ Wang Qi couldn't help thinking secretly, but he didn't know much about this god, well, he actually didn't know much about this god.

   "Then I will enshrine all four at once, or one by one." Wang Qi felt that it would be better to ask the god.

"Well, it depends on what you want to eat. If you want to eat finished dishes, then put them all. If you want to make your own or eat some fresh fruits and vegetables, then put them one by one." Gu Shanhai agreed One sentence.

   "Why is it all food?" Wang Qi's expression froze, as if something was wrong.

   "Because the things you put on can only be exchanged for food, and then there is a small probability that homework will explode." Gu Shanhai explained.

  Wang Qi rubbed his stomach, he wasn't hungry at first, but when Gu Shanhai said it now, the feeling of hunger was also reflected, so eat whatever you want.

   Soon, the offering of the first corpse was completed.

  Looking at a small red fruit on the tray, Wang Qi didn't know what to say for a moment.

   "Mountain and sea, what are these?" Wang Qi didn't know each other, picked it up and asked.

   "Oh, Shanlihong, you'll know if you try it, it's very appetizing." Gu Shanhai also replied.

   Originally, Wang Qi had already put this thing into his mouth when he heard the word "taste", and then he stopped when he heard the word "special appetizing", with a black line on his head.

   Given how hungry he is now, is there still a need for an appetizer?

   This must not make you hungry more and more.

   "Are there any other effects?" After Wang Qi put away the Shanlihong, he also had some hopes, for example, if he ate it, he could gain supernatural powers or it was some kind of supernatural item.

"Yes, there must be. As long as you obtain crabapple fruits, grapes, yams, etc., plus sugar-making technology, you can obtain a bunch of candied haws. It tastes sour and sweet." Gu Shanhai said that you earned numb.

"What is the use?"

"delicious."

"Gone?"

"Gone."

  For a while, Wang Qi didn't know what to say, and then put Shanlihong in his pocket, and enshrined the remaining three corpses one by one.

   Obtained a cucumber, a tomato and a mango.

  All of them are of high quality, and they are nothing but delicious.

"Let me tell you, isn't your body, the Heavenly Emperor, a little shabby? That's all the feedback." Wang Qi, who was so hungry, had already finished eating tomatoes and cucumbers, and was now eating mangoes. As for the Shanlihong, he kept it Put it on the bottom of the box.

   "Guess why I am a good god" Gu Shanhai joked.

  Wang Qi gnawed on the mango and thought about it for a while. It seemed to make sense. If the food offered to the gods was given away, and it was still delicious, then everyone would eat and drink, and there must be no dispute.

  This is a good god.

   "Then if I enshrined the four corpses together, what would I get?" Wang Qi asked curiously.

"It may be a boiled egg or a bowl of porridge with preserved egg and lean meat. I don't know, after all, I'm still in the bottle." Gu Shanhai said, don't ask me anything, if it is useful, you should not ask me is you.

   "It's all delicious food." After holding back for a long time, Wang Qi finally only popped out these four words. It would be a ghost if someone worshiped them.

   "Not necessarily, there will be some dark dishes occasionally, you eat carefully, you may take off after eating." Gu Shanhai also kindly reminded.

   "Take off? Do you mean reaching the sky in one step?"

   "No, the physical take-off may also be the ascension to heaven." Gu Shanhai said that dark cooking will definitely live up to the word "darkness".

   "Then if I use it to feed the enemy."

   "You're stupid to be an enemy, it's called dark cuisine, and it's definitely not good for color and fragrance." Gu Shanhai felt that this kid seemed a bit biased, why did he want to use everything as a weapon.

If it was Wang Qi before, he would definitely not have such thoughts, but after experiencing these unlucky things, he understood one thing, that is, no matter how honest he is, someone will take advantage of him. Suspected of terminal illness.

   "Okay then me **** mud"

   "You can continue to enshrine the past. Anyway, you even enshrined the corpse, so it's not so messy." Gu Shanhai sighed.

   "Is it really okay for you to deceive your body like this?" Wang Qi was also shocked, which was too damaging.

   "Then you can solve it yourself, and I can save a lot of trouble." Gu Shanhai didn't care.

Seeing this, Wang Qi also smiled resentfully, did not dare to speak, and soon enshrined all the blood-stained soil and even the furniture. His family must have no money to lay floor tiles, and cement and so on are not his turn. , there must be only compacted soil.

  The process of enshrining went smoothly, and then a closed and sturdy earthen jar appeared.

   "What is this? Can you see the mountains and the sea?" Wang Qi sized it up and was about to reach out to open it.

   "Dark Cuisine Stinky Tofu Eggs, don't try to open it." Gu Shanhai said gloatingly in his tone.

  The reason why he took pleasure in other people's misfortune was because when he said this, Wang Qi had already opened a small crack.

   "Ugh~ I. It stinks"

  A trace of smell permeated from it, all of which were sucked into the nasal cavity by Wang Qi.

  At that moment, Wang Qi had the illusion that he was about to ascend to heaven. Tears, nose, saliva, and saliva flowed out in an unstoppable disorder.

  The lingering smell of terror made him a little distracted, that smell was too scary.

   After a delay of nearly ten minutes, Wang Qi came back to his senses and looked at the earthen pot with stinky tofu eggs in horror.

   Just opened a crack, if it is fully opened, as long as the sea breeze blows, it will definitely plunge the entire island into a stinky hell.

   "Why is there such a horrible thing?" Wang Qi also refreshed his three views on that Heavenly Emperor. He thought that humans and animals would be harmful, but in the end there was this kind of food prepared with darkness, yes, it was edible.

"Please, don't look at what you are enshrining. You can't put **** on it and give you a dish. That's unreasonable. The four corpses you put in before are still meat. The soil you gave later, even if mixed with blood, can't make Maoxue flourish, so I can't teach you a lesson." Gu Shanhai complained.

  Wang Qi seemed to make sense when he heard this, but he would have been angry if he hadn't. The other party was very kind for not giving him a thunderbolt, and even sent him some food.

   Except for the bad color and smell, there is nothing wrong with it. After all, it can be eaten.

"Hey, then will you hold grudges on your own, and next time I will worship, will it be dark food?" Wang Qi thinks that the object of his worship will be the Emperor of Heaven in the future. A little bit less is not nothing.

   "If I was still here, I would definitely hold grudges, but now that I'm not here, the main body is just a shell, so I definitely won't hold grudges." Gu Shanhai said serious nonsense.

  “.” Wang Qi felt that he still had to be more careful in the future, and it would be a big problem if the other party held grudges.

   "By the way, how can I release you from this supernatural object." Wang Qi was thinking, or it would be a relationship.

"What do you let me out of here? I'm so free here that I don't have to do anything, and I can watch you have fun. I'm not one of those materialistic evil gods. The fun of staying here is beyond your imagination." Gu Shanhai said your boy too young.

  Wang Qi finally understood that he was being flattered to the horse's hoof, but he felt more at ease. The other party rejected him, and he was more sure of the other party's identity as a good god, so he didn't have to worry about the other party's calculation of him.

  'No wonder he was trapped by the people of the God Killing League. With this kind of personality, if it wasn't for the gods, he might have died long ago. '

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