MTL - Insectoids: The Job of the Males-Chapter 61 oh shit, **** it
Cheng Chaoci's fans account for a high proportion of the Zerg, and he can be regarded as a phenomenal comic author.
The president really thought so, and directly contacted Cheng Chaoci to ask if he could reveal his male identity after awakening.
It doesn't matter to this Cheng Chaoci. It's not a shameful thing, by the way, let those males take a look. The bugs you are shamelessly hooking up with all day are all males like you, or S-rank.
Are you ashamed? Just ask if you are ashamed!
But the president also mentioned to him that the later you wake up, the more dangerous it will be to wake up later. Cheng Chaoci himself had nothing to do with this, the awakening was not something he could control.
Cheng Chaoci feels that he is not a slow worm, but according to the president, in the early stage of awakening, he will feel restless, inexplicably violent and irritable, Cheng Chaoci only feels that his life has passed It's smooth sailing, no worries about eating and drinking, his wife and children are on the kang head, oh, he doesn't have children yet, but it's almost the same.
Anyway, it's much better than my previous life.
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what.
After saying this, Jin Yue probably didn't hear it, still like a dog, Sun Wushe couldn't help reaching out and shaking in front of him: "Hey, come back to God, what's your plan? ?"
Since the last time Jin Yue said he wanted to kill Wei Zhuo, there was no more text, as if he had completely forgotten about such a thing.
"Well, what is the plan?" Jin Yue's neurosis finally reacted.
He was quiet for a while, recalling what Sun Wushe said just now: "Isn't this still thinking! How easy is it to kill him!" Jin Yue irritably reached out and rubbed the top of his head golden retriever.
"But I suddenly thought of a question, if he dies, will the clowns try to kill us?" Tonight, I am not afraid of Cheng Chaoci's revenge. A male swooped in with his unpiloted mech and slashed at him.
Just thinking that the clowns will look at him with that kind of resentment, I can't think of anything: "Do you think we should sow discord first, and let them have a crack in their relationship before we start?"
Expose the shortcomings of this guy's brain.
Seeing that Jin Yue was still trying to provoke the relationship between the two insects, Sun Wushe ruthlessly pierced his fantasy: "How to provoke? Find Cheng Chaoci, and then tell him about Wei Zhuo. Bad talk? Do you think he'll trust you? A star thief who kidnapped him on Junk Star?"
"Come on, your sick brain doesn't support you to play this, and even if your brain is normal, how do you think you can provoke success?" They are just ordinary females , and not a female.
Seeing that Jin Yue was even more irritable, the golden hair on his head was knotted by himself. Sun Wushe was helpless: "I thought you had figured out everything when you decided to attack Wei Zhuo."
"No." Jin Yue didn't figure it out. He didn't even realize that Wei Zhuo was Cheng Chaoci's female monarch. After he finished speaking, he realized when he was resting that day. Now, he has had an affair with Wei Zhuo before, so his female prince is likely to be Wei Zhuo.
This is embarrassing.
"So for this reason, you don't plan to shoot Wei Zhuo?" Sun Wushe's face sank, it seems that as long as Jin Yue says yes, he can rush up to blow up the golden retriever The dog's head, although if they really fight, the final winner must be Jin Yue.
"Why didn't you do it?" Jin Yue wondered, "Don't he deserve to die? You can't bear it?"
I don't know how I became the Sun Wushe I couldn't bear, and felt really tired talking to Jin Yue. After all, this guy really has a problem with his brain. The brain circuit is not understandable by normal worms, and it is correct.
"He must die. As for the clowns, there are so many females in this world, why not just find another one?" Jin Yue doesn't think that the males really have much to do with the females Feelings, although not a while ago, a male worm deliberately angered the star thieves because he died in the hands of the star thief group.
Is that a relationship? No, at least Jin Yue thinks not. What if only one of his queens or servants died? So it really was only because the females were all dead and he had no source of income to do that.
As for males having feelings for females? That's called whimsical.
How much do the clowns really like Wei Zhuo? Not necessarily, Wei Zhuo's guy is an S-class female, with a marshal standing behind him, the conditions are there, who doesn't like it?
Maybe you will be sad for a while, then pack up and start again?
Not to mention Jin Yue, even Sun Wushe thinks.
"But it's really troublesome to engage Weizhuo, this guy is a fighting machine. One worm can fight a group." Jin Yue was also quite irritable about this, "As long as he dies, and If the Federation cannot hide the news of his death, it will definitely be a shock to the entire Federation society."
Recently because of the war, Wei Zhuo was pushed to the front of the stage as a powerful S-class female. Even many males who don’t pay attention to military know that the Zerg has such an S-class female .
In fact, Wei Zhuo's face is really easy to remember, it looks exactly the same as the strongest female in the little zombie in the first comic of Zanglei!
The location of the scar on the eye is the same.
Let the federation not be able to hide this easy, create several virtual accounts, record the whole process when they intercept Wei Zhuo, or simply live broadcast, create a few more accounts, and follow up, So that the main system of the **** light brain detects that there is a problem and directly cuts it off.
The point now is how to make Wei Zhuo die.
"Let's seduce, use Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi." Sun Wushe said here, feeling that Jin Yue was looking at himself, "It's not using a real bug, not really going to the capital star to catch Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi. come over."
Jin Yue turned his head and said, "Oh, then tell me."
"The S-class female is not as powerful as we think, at least not in terms of mental state. He himself and I are also from the family, and lived more than 20 years before meeting Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi It's not very good, I can be sure of that." Even if she really didn't like Wei Zhuo, as a younger brother who grew up with Wei Zhuo's father, she still knew Wei Zhuo well in some respects.
"He is not as calm as he looks on the surface, but after meeting Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi, the situation is probably much better, but at the same time, Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi will also become his weakness ." Sun Wushe said here, paused, "Do you understand what I mean?"
Jin Yue smiled: "You are such a bastard." He ran over to ask him if he had any plans, but in fact he was already holding back his thoughts. He didn't believe that Sun Wushe's move was temporary. Idea, this guy just pretends.
The guys in the Star Thief Group are very afraid of Jin Yue, but they are very relaxed in front of Sun Wushe. They want Jin Yue to say that he is clearly bad, and this guy Sun Wushe is playing tricks In comparison, Sun Wushe is more terrifying.
"I never denied that I was a jerk." He just looked normal.
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"So you haven't found Jinyue's nest yet?" Cheng Chaoci asked.
Wei Zhuo did not speak.
"Those star thieves will choose to kill the worms in their hands before they are caught by you?!" Cheng Chaoci frowned, "What are they planning? If they don't kill the male worms, they just get caught. There's still a way out."
"So, so they usually die on the battlefield." Wei Zhuo's voice was intermittent.
Wei Zhuo is now resting on the bed with one hand and covering his lower face with the other. Leaning forward, there was a slight tendency to bow forward, "Yes, those who attack the males are all extreme star thieves. Those **** who just go to the star thief to have fun don't dare to shoot."
"Oh! What happened to the star thief and the star thief that you said earlier, Wei, who killed each other before?" Cheng Chaoci's claws were placed in a place he dreamed of, and he felt presumptuous The feeling of his subordinates, um, was hard, probably because Wei Zhuo was nervous and his whole body was tense.
Wei Zhuo made it happen.
At that time Wei Zhuo just got off the battlefield, came back to take a bath, changed into pajamas and found that Cheng Chaoci couldn't help but glance at him, so he remembered Cheng Chaoci once He said that he wanted to touch his own chest, so he asked Cheng Chaoci generously if he wanted to touch it?
Really! Very! Generous! And frankly.
Mainly, he didn't understand much after learning that Cheng Chaoci was interested in this stuff. He touched each other with Meng Yuele and didn't have any special feeling. It's no different from touching other parts of the body.
That Wei Zhuo has invited, will Cheng Chaoci refuse? No, at this time whoever refuses is the bastard. So he gladly touched it with his paw.
Wei Zhuo:…
Wei Zhuo:! ! !
No! and many more! Wait a moment? ! its not right! Touching your chest shouldn't feel like this, what, what's going on? Why did Cheng Chaoci touch it so lightly? Is it light? But it feels numb where it has been touched! OK, so weird!
Wei Zhuo regretted being touched, but he couldn't take back what he said, so he could only watch Cheng Chaoci continue. But Cheng Chaoci still asked him about some front-line topics as usual, Wei Zhuo felt that it was not good, and he couldn't do two things! But he was not good at rejecting Cheng Chaoci Xiongzi.
"The star thieves killed each other before."
There was a male who was not very old, probably just a few months older than Cheng Chaoci. That male special social fear is the type of autism that is rare and unique among males.
He was kidnapped to the Star Thief organization. At that time, because the situation was very dangerous, the male had no worm to rely on, and then in Stockholm, he developed a strong dependence on the female who had kidnapped him.
"The female who kidnapped him is over 60 years old. In fact, she is still young, but compared with the male who has just grown up, he can be the male's female father."
As a result, the male slapped the star thief with a brother. In addition, the male worm was deeply fearful and timid. After the star thief's territory was forced to do some bad things, he did not dare to yell like other male worms. In a sense he was quite obedient, but when it was over he secretly shed tears.
According to those star thieves who were caught, the male would always want to find the female who caught him, just follow the star thief without saying anything Waiting, it seems, that you can gain a certain degree of security.
As a result, one time later, a few female worms played hard and made the little male die. The rescue was rescued, but it didn't take long for the little male to find a chance. committed suicide.
The star thief who kidnapped this little male after that suddenly went crazy and started frantically attacking the worms in the star thief, and was controlled after killing several worms.
It's just that although he did something to those worms, the most damned thing was himself. He kidnapped the healthy and healthy little male who should have lived to such a place.
The abducted males have a high suicide rate in the hands of star thieves.
It is not that the federal army has not rescued the males, but the males they brought out will be more or less normal. The male son has a very serious tendency to self-abuse, his female father, male father and uncle in the family must keep an eye on him all the time, lest he seek death while they are not paying attention.
And most males will more or less fear or even hate females after experiencing those things.
This is almost a vicious circle.
"That's why you need a worm like the president who seeks reform and has the right to plan." Those star thieves are indeed trying to change something, but they just want to transform the zerg from one extreme to another An extreme, just like what the first S-rank male did.
"Well, probably." Wei Zhuo and Cheng Chaoci looked at each other, "Can you stop?" Xiongzi's hand was still on his chest! And, moreover, that place is protruding!
"Huh?" Cheng Chaoci noticed that he was thinking a lot in his mind, and his hands were still on Wei Zhuo. I don't know if Wei Zhuo was too shy, or if he was too ruthless, the skin of his subordinates turned red.
Cheng Chaoci: "...Wow!" He looks really beautiful from this angle. He let go quickly, mainly because he found that something was wrong with him now, and he was afraid that if he continued to do it, he would not be able to hold back a complete harmony of life.
Not on site! Will Wei Zhuo get up early tomorrow? He can't be an ignorant hero.
It's just that he let go, but Wei Zhuo still didn't move, just panting and looking at Cheng Chaoci impatiently.
Wei Zhuo felt that he was embarrassed, because he felt that he could not stand up now. A dignified S-rank female worm, who can continue to fight even if her arm is broken, was actually made like this! What a shame!
And why, even if the hero has already let go of his words, he can't help but feel a little lost? Didn't you let Yuko let go? When did you become duplicitous?
"Then, what, let me take a bath?" Cheng Chaoci got up immediately.
"Huh? Well, okay." Wei Zhuo's voice was very low.
At this moment, the light in the room suddenly dimmed again, the bed moved again, and the drawer under the foot popped out again.
A certain insect worker with mental retardation started again: [The two insects are detected to have signs of estrus, I wish you two a happy time. 】
Wei Zhuo:…
Cheng Chaoci: "...you wait, I'll let your maker tear you down when you go back!" What **** AI? The net picks up the truth and doesn't understand the style.
Emotional blank, blank, understand? ! Does he Cheng Chaoci not want sex? Yes I do! But is it possible? Can't! Now Wei Zhuo still has a job! And he doesn't know why he has not yet reached the awakening period, and it is not enough to expect Wei Zhuo to live in harmony with himself in the name of work.
Sorry, worry about death bugs.
When Cheng Chaoci entered the bathroom with a cold face, Wei Zhuo slowly let out his strength. He couldn't help but reached out and touched the place Cheng Chaoci touched just now. A shiver all over.
Wei Zhuo's eyes widened in disbelief: "What's going on?" What's going on? He didn't even react when he touched it? ! Could it be that after Yuko touched it, his body was transformed? !
I don't know if he has been transformed or not. Anyway, all night today, he and Cheng Chaoci no longer sleep separately. Cheng Chaoci squeezed into his arms and put his arms around him His waist, his head rested on Wei Zhuo's body, and he slept very sweetly.
Wei Zhuo was not used to it at first, he was too close, he thought he would not be able to fall asleep, but the fact was that he slept very sweetly, and even made a very fragrant Dream.
So after waking up, Wei Zhuo felt ashamed and empty, how could he think of Cheng Chaoci like that? ! Cheng Chao's speech was clearly so simple. Not to mention where he saw Cheng Chaoci's simplicity, he just said that dream, in fact, there was no substantial progress in that dream. Compared with the dreams that Cheng Chaoci often had, it was obvious that this S was more talented than females. It's the simple one.
A few days later, while waiting for his awakening, Cheng Chaoci diligently brought out the essence of the new chapter.
【Zhou Luoluo: So you can have a baby together? 】After Cheng Chaoci gave the essence of the new chapter to Zhou Luoluo, he received the message from Zhou Luoluo.
[Cheng Chaoci: There is no substantial progress, what are you talking about? 】 Cheng Chaoci is also very depressed, it has been so **** long, and he still hasn't woken up, what is this for? ? Is this not allowing yourself to have a happy life?
[Zhou Luoluo: Wow, no, no, no, you have been gone for so long, when will you be back! I'm boring! I don't go out much now. Every day at home, he is disliked by both the male and female fathers. 】 Zhou Luoluo is also very uncomfortable. Although he is a worm with a love line, Lu Niangan is the boss and the president. He is really busy with work. He has to work overtime every day, and he may not be able to rest on weekends.
[Cheng Chaoci: I'm not so anxious to go back. 】When I go back, I haven't seen Wei Zhuo for a long time, he doesn't want it!
【Zhou Luoluo: Don’t you miss me? your dear friend! 】
[Cheng Chaoci: Occasionally think about it? 】I miss Zhou Luoluo on the capital star to selflessly share all kinds of gossip.
When I saw the so-called thinking that Cheng Chaoci sent me, I knew that I didn't care at all, but Zhou Luoluo was used to it. Cheng Chaoci was a big **** who gave up friendship for love, and he didn't have to wash it.
Fortunately, they also have Zhou Xiaobao at the bottom of the three insect group, and Zhou Luoluo's mentality is much more balanced.
The balanced Zhou Luoluo received the essence sent by Cheng Chaoci and planned to brush the brain before painting, but suddenly a live broadcast appeared, titled [The Fall of the S-Class Female Insect] 】S-class females? ? The Zerg now has only one S-rank female!
Zhou Luoluo quickly called Cheng Chaoci and said, "Where is Lieutenant Colonel Wei now? Are you on a mission?"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"Something happened! Look at the link I sent you!"
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Wei Zhuo himself should not be fooled, he knows that the star thief will definitely target him deliberately, so Wei Zhuo maintains a high degree of vigilance.
This time, when the other party threw out a video saying that Cheng Chaoci was in their hands, Wei Zhuo knew that they were talking nonsense. If Wei Zhuo can still be kidnapped in the warship, then those bugs in the First Research Institute can quit.
What really irritated Wei Zhuo was the foul language of the star thieves afterward. Regarding Cheng Chaoci, they even discussed how to deal with the male worm they captured and how to play.
The things they said were too disgusting, in a tone that seemed to discuss an object. Wei Zhuo was cautious, did Cheng Chaoci put it on the top of his heart, but now, the baby on his top is being judged by other females? What are their qualifications?
But in fact Wei Zhuo was still calm until this time, until the video sent to him, the virtual fake video began to develop in a disgusting direction, and the male worms in it suddenly began to pick up " "Cheng Chaoci" clothes, when "Cheng Chaoci" cried and screamed for help, the string called reason in Wei Zhuo's mind was completely broken.
Ignoring Meng Yuele's dissuasion at the time, he drove the mech by himself and went straight to A.
To say that the combat effectiveness of the S-class female insects is indeed terrible, the warship responsible for attracting Weizhuo to other places was almost destroyed by Weizhuo, fortunately, it was a few minutes before it was destroyed. Here, they successfully rendezvous with their main ship Jinyue.
Meng Yuele and the others watched Wei Zhuo catch up directly. They didn't receive the order to finish tracking the star thief, so they couldn't act rashly. This is the basic quality of a military female.
But obviously, Wei Zhuo can't control that much.
"Report! Report to the major general, Jin Yue's **** are definitely planning to attack Wei Zhuo!" Meng Yuele was very anxious, this matter had to be hidden from Xiongzi first, and Cheng Chao could not be allowed to Cixiongzi knew.
However, Meng Yuele is not clear, the star thief came directly to the live broadcast arrogantly, and even the threatening video, the star thief played a mosaic when he blatantly made the video, but even if there is a mosaic , Cheng Chaoci can also tell from the cluttered facial features and voice, that is indeed his fault.
Oh, otherwise, how can Zerg modeling be really advanced? Cheng Chaoci probably also knew the reason why Wei Zhuo rushed up, but if he knew, he was really angry.
I know it's sinking and rushing up? For that virtual "Cheng Chaoci"? Why the **** don't you think that there is a real Cheng Chaoci waiting for you here? !
Cheng Chaoci looked at Wei Zhuo who was surrounded by the live broadcast room, inexplicably, he thought he would be very angry, but in fact he was unexpectedly calm, Cheng Chaoci suspected that he might be angry overdone.
S-class females can fight mechs with bare hands, but what if they are surrounded by countless large warships? This question is quite mentally handicapped, as if a person in a previous life could withstand an armored vehicle, but what about an aircraft carrier?
No chance of winning.
Cheng Chaoci felt that he was really too calm, and he could still take time to analyze these at this time. All the anger was pressed into the chest, but there was no tendency to emerge.
He closed the live broadcast with a blank face, Cheng Chaoci took a deep breath, feeling his brain twitching in pain.
"Don't close that live room for now." The president said to the worm in charge of the brain below, "I guess those little brats have prepared a lot of numbers."
"Then the whole network is temporarily banned from live broadcast." The subordinate frowned, "Now there are more and more worms in the live broadcast room." In addition to those who really care about S-rank female worms, there are also Part of it is for fear that the world will not go in and watch the fun.
Now this live broadcast room spreads faster and the number of bugs increases faster.
"Keep it useful, let professional worms analyze it, and see if you can find out from the video where Jinyue and their current location are in the direction of the star map, so that the frontline worms are always ready to support ."
Bai Jiawen got up and wanted to find Lu Yue. Lu Yue was also a grumpy worm. He was afraid that Lu Yue would not be able to think about it, so he drove the mecha directly over the teleportation point and went to the front line to save his grandson.
"This child is too, so he was fooled." Bai Jiawen felt a pain in his head.
"It's normal, no female worm can't stand a worm so obsessed with her male lord, not to mention that this S-class kid didn't have a good life before, Cheng Chao said the male son It's too important to him." The Grand Marshal can understand, "The top priority now is to control the situation."
Bai Jiawen also knew that what the Marshal said was right, he took out his light brain and planned to call him before he went to find Lu Yue, let him stabilize his mood, don't be impulsive
But as soon as the light brain was taken out, Bai Jun called him, Bai Jiawen frowned and hung up. When he was about to find Lu Yue's contact information, Bai Jun's phone came in again.
Bai Jiawen felt that her head hurt even more, hung up for the second time, and Bai Jun fought persistently for the third time. Bai Jiawen couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the phone and shouted, "The situation is urgent now. If you don't have anything particularly important, I'll break your leg when you go back."
His tone was so irritable that Bai Jun was so frightened that he swallowed the words into his throat and hiccupped, but he quickly reacted: "Xiong, father, it's like this, just now Cheng Chaoci called me and asked me if the mecha could block pheromones. I said yes, but I was afraid they would have any special hobbies, so I shielded the mecha from pheromone, and then Cheng Chaoci said he knew , I just hung up. What do I think now, why do I feel that something is wrong..."
"What did you say?! Mecha?" Bai Jiawen felt his heart twitch, and almost pulled himself over, seeing the Grand Marshal looking at him with concern, Bai Jiawen couldn't help but said, "It's over. "