MTL - Scumbags Follow the Good System-Chapter 107 Ghost face five uncles of Shura field
"Huh?" Cong Liang was stunned when asked.
Ding Mao's face was getting more and more red, and she was so ashamed that she wanted to sew into the ground, but fortunately, Congliang quickly responded, "Oh, it's great... She smiled and hugged Ding Mao's waist, her hair disheveled in his arms. You are the biggest."
Ding Mao was a little better. He reached out and rubbed Congliang's head, took the wooden comb from Congliang's hand, and neatly combed her hair. In the mirror, on the side of Ding Mao's intact face, a shallow dimple appeared.
When it was time to go downstairs, Congliang thought about it, but stopped a group of people who wanted to go downstairs with her and Ding Mao, "I have a way to get everything back at once," Congliang vowed, "If you follow along, it will get in the way."
Originally thought it would be difficult, but Ngliang didn't expect it, and after persuading a few words, these seemingly stubborn old men and old ladies, but no one said anything, so they agreed.
When she and Ding Mao went downstairs, they also said, "Did you notice? The old men and the old ladies seem to be very talkative recently. There are two good wines, so I just said a few words, and I didn't see them drinking again this morning. …”
Ding Mao threw the lock in his hand and smiled when he heard the words, not to mention the old lady, even he obeyed Liang subconsciously. I haven't seen it before, so I followed her out...
The two came out of the building, before Cong Liang released the system, and asked Ding Mao again just to be on the safe side, "Are you really not afraid of snakes? big circle.
Ding Mao made Congliang's appearance amused, and thought she was exaggerating, and followed Congliang's words like coaxing a child, "It's alright, you call it out - **** it!"
Only then did he say that he would summon Cong Liang, thinking that she would do something special or say something before starting. Who would have expected to see a huge snake head facing his face in the next second, staring at him with half-open vertical pupils the size of a fist, Ding Mao was not mentally prepared at all. He took a step back, and then the lock he was holding in his hand reflexively swung it out, hitting the system's forehead.
Congliang didn't let the system speak human words in front of Ding Mao, and the system had to scream in Congliang's brain: "...Did you see it or not! He just doesn't look down on me! Turn around!"
Congliang couldn't help laughing and crying, "...Who told you to scare him." For several lifetimes, the eldest baby has faced the system, and the system has never taken advantage of it.
"I don't care!" The system rolled on the ground, getting a thicker circle in anger, and shouted: "I won't let him ride!"
Ding Mao mechanically retracted the lock, and stared dumbfounded at the white snake that was rolling on the ground and kept growing. Cong Liang walked over and bit his head to explain: "It's actually quite docile..."
The system kept rolling on the ground, growing bigger and bigger. Seeing that it was about to become as thick as the road, Cong Liang noticed that Ding Mao was holding the lock tightly, and stepped forward to squeeze, "It's acting like a spoiled child."
Ding Mao looked at the fallen lamppost and the broken cement flower pond on the street, as well as the squatting tree that was "coddled" by the system, and the corners of his mouth also twitched.
"Fuck you!" Cong Liang stopped the system in his mind, "Hurry up and shrink, and if you go up a little longer, the road won't be able to rest."
The system just wanted to scare Dingmao and didn't listen to Liang's words. Cong Liang could only come up with a killer. She said, "We are together. There is an old lady who makes hand-rolled noodles.
The system finally stopped rolling, and it slowly shrank to the point where it could be ridden by people, but its feet didn't hang on the ground, and it was lying on the side of the road with its neck stubbed, tilting its head to look at the two of them.
Even if the system is shrunk, it is much thicker than when it first changed its voice in the previous life. There was no place for it to roll around so unscrupulously in the previous life. On the contrary, this world with a bad order is just suitable for it to have fun.
"Let's go?" Cong Liang glanced at Ding Mao, "Let's sit here, can you?" Are you afraid?
Ding Mao closed his chin manually, took a deep breath, and said solemnly, "Okay."
Cong Liang pulled Ding Mao to the front of the system, warning the system not to do anything in his head, he first climbed up with the snake scales, which had become scales because of the system's size, and signaled Ding Mao to come up too.
Although Ding Mao had experienced a world that had collapsed to the point where even rabbits and birds could eat people, even if it shrank, this behemoth that was lying on its back for more than ten meters made him unable to recover for a while.
The scales cover the snake's body closely, even under such a permanently gray sky, it is still bright and bright, and it is conceivable how dazzling it would be in the sun.
Ding Mao stretched out his hand and touched it. The scales were very hard. The thickness was so thick that even a bullet would not damage it. It was a miracle of creation. In such a world, with such a snake, it is not empty talk. .
Ding Mao watched the system's eyes light up, and rubbed her fingers on the scales. Cong Liang sat calmly, surprising him. After all, as a world traveler, she saw the system's suit for the first time. How many times, he was also taken aback, how could Ding Mao not be surprised.
Unlike Congliang, who was really calm, the system was not as calm as it seemed on the surface. It seemed to be suffering from an electric shock package, screaming in Congliang's mind.
System: "Ah ah ah ah, why did he touch me! Don't worry, I got goosebumps!"
Congliang: "...you are a snake, how did you get the "chicken" skin bumps? Don't you still miss the little rooster that hugs you to sleep every night in the second world? Let me tell you, you are so halfhearted, I I'll tell Cong'an later."
System: "Rolling -you look at his eyes, you are glowing, you look at it, when he is going to death in the first two generations, it is like this! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly
Cong Liang: "Aren't you afraid? He's just an ordinary person..."
System: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
Cong Liang: "..." He also has to be able to move!
No matter how you explain the system, it always looks like "I don't listen, I don't listen." Ding Mao was an ordinary person in this life, and Congliang didn't understand why the system was still afraid of him.
"Dad?" Cong Liang pressed Ding Mao's hand, which was still studying the system scales, and came up. "
Ding Mao nodded, climbed up neatly, and sat firmly on the scales of the system. Then the system stopped and slid forward.
To be honest, the speed is ok, and the wind is quite good, but the snake has no claws, and when it slips out, it swipes left and right. dizzy snake.
Congliang looked back at Ding Mao, Ding Mao seemed to be adapting well, and was still studying the scales of the system, while Congliang was twisted by the system and was about to vomit, and he discussed with it in his mind, "Oh... you can Can't you be so embarrassed?"
system:"…"
Congliang: "The magnitude is smaller, I will vomit on you in a while, believe it or not!"
The system swears and reduces the magnitude, and then... doesn't move.
"Go!"
"You can't go away if you don't twist it!" The system twisted again, and the arc became more and more ecstasy.
"Hey," Congliang was really uncomfortable, "Let's have a discussion, you can change the way of climbing, and I'll ask my aunt to roll the noodles at night."
The system suddenly stopped again. Cong Liangzheng wondered what was going on. He felt that the entire snake body lifted the old man from the middle, and then moved forward along the snake body. Cong Liang and Ding Mao hurriedly grasped the scales and armor, and came a leaning forward and backward. There were big ups and downs. After the ups and downs, the snake body moved forward for a long time, and then the system repeated the action just now, and it bulged from the middle...
After repeating this several times, Cong Liang's stomach fluctuated into his throat. When he looked back at Ding Mao, Ding Mao's face was not very good, and he immediately stopped in his mind.
"What kind of crawling method are you doing?" Cong Liang said, "You'd better twist it, it's too bad..."
The system turned three streets and followed Congliang's instructions, and it was two streets away. Congliang was directing the road very seriously, but he saw a damaged billboard on the side of the road with a Cordyceps sinensis in a suit on it. Selling himself, he burst into a burst of harsh laughter.
Ding Mao let Congliang startled, "What's wrong? What's so funny?"
"It's alright..." Cong Liang shook his head with a smile, held it for two minutes, and then started laughing again.
He knocked on the system frantically in his mind, "Hey, hey, did you learn that posture from a bug just now, ahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
The system roared angrily: "You didn't say I was dizzy! I don't have any feet! Otherwise, what would I do!"
"But worms have feet, hahahaha..." Thinking of a big white snake in the system just now, like a big white worm, squirming on the road, I couldn't stop laughing.
"You're laughing at your wife's peeing, right?!" The system began to wriggle rapidly and frequently, and Congliang's stomach was uncomfortable, so he couldn't laugh anymore.
The system flicked its tail into the air, slapped the greenery on both sides of the road, and turned around the last corner in a turbulent way. It was about to reach the door of the small shop. Suddenly, there was a gunshot from the opposite side, accompanied by a man's clamor, Together they echoed over the empty city.
"Stop! Go one step further, I'm going to **** your head! What the fuck—?!"
Cong Liang sat on the back of the system and glanced forward. A man in a military uniform was reclining on the jeep, with a gun in his hand pointing at them.
Obviously, he shouted the slogan first, and then saw the system clearly. When he realized that it was not a car but a snake, his waist slowly straightened up on the jeep, and he spit out the cigarette **** in his mouth.
"It's from the first district." Ding Mao said.
"Is it discovered?" Congliang muttered, "Is it possible that the dog's nose has grown, and it smells so far away..."
"Is it the one who injured your leg?" Congliang released the system and gestured to jump down, Ding Mao hurriedly pressed Congliang, "Don't be impulsive, he has a gun in his hand, even if you are immune, you will still be injured. !"
"Don't worry, I won't go down," Cong Liang patted Ding Mao and pressed her hand, and led Ding Mao down together, hiding behind the huge snake head of the system.
"Go!" Cong Liang said to the system in his head: "This small gun can't penetrate your scales at all. He broke a hole in my eldest baby's leg. I will definitely teach him how to be a man today, what? It's called first come, last arrival, what is feng shui rotation..."
"He's your brother." The system didn't move, and said faintly.
"Turn... what did you say?!" Cong Liang sighed and sat up straight from the system.
The author has something to say: Cong Liang looked at the man opposite the man with rogue written all over his body,
There is absolutely no way for him to be set on a refined and gentle person from Anna in the previous life.
Cong Liang: I don't believe it.
System: I don't believe it either.
Cong Liang: Can't you scan the data link?
System: I've scanned the **** sixty or seventy times - perfect match!
Cong Liang: …
System: ...I choose to format.
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