MTL - Scumbags Follow the Good System-Chapter 9 The Lame Prince of Shura Field
Congliang believes in the old saying, sharpening a knife does not cut wood by mistake.
A guidebook closed the door, put the bed curtains into the system space, and studied it day and night for five days. After consciously mastering it, the "love words" came to me, and I also sorted out a hand-written "love words" to focus on one to a hundred, let The system picked her to test.
The system glanced at the key points of Congliang's arrangement, and laughed inwardly like a little idiot with tears in the wind, but his face was well-behaved: "The fifth sentence."
Congliang: "Don't move, I can't guarantee what will happen if you move again, you are playing with fire."
The system trembled slightly and continued to ask, "Seventh sentence."
Congliang: "I want you to have my smell on your body. If you dare to resist, I will interrupt your hands and feet and imprison you by my side forever. You can only be mine in your life."
"Pfft!" The system sprayed briefly, then immediately tensed up, "Sentence 23"
Cong Liang: "...If you are trying to get my attention on purpose, congratulations, you succeeded."
The system villain sat on the console with a sullen face, but the whole person trembled like stepping on a switch.
Cong Liang took a picture of the system, "What's wrong with you?"
"...It's okay." The system said solemnly, "Master, you are amazing!"
In fact, my heart is already rolling on the floor with laughter, poof! Hahahahahaha... Let you **** report me, this "General Attack Guide for President Danmei's Imprisonment Department of Mary Su's Fancy Sex Collector's Edition" from ten years ago will teach you well for me, what is provoking the seven-star companion system price!
"No...poof! No. 69" The expression on the system display was already distorted by forcing a laugh.
"..." Congliang patted his head vigorously, "Is it called out, I like to hear it...or **** it, I like it, can't you feel it?"
"I, I'm going to pee." The system finally couldn't help it, stood up and kicked out the afterimage, laughing and peeing while running.
Congliang thought about it for a long time and didn't remember it. He opened it and suddenly realized, "It turned out to be sitting up and moving by himself..."
Since the time limit for the strategy is three years, as long as you don't die, you will have 50,000 guaranteed points, and the system will give you another 50,000. Cong Liang is not in a hurry. It took half a month to fully understand the beginner's guide and summarize the strategy elements.
The first is that without the friction of the skin, there is no spark of love. In short, it is to find every opportunity to pull Wei Zishi onto the bed.
The second is that without shameful love words, you can't win the Flower of Gaoling. In short, it is to find every opportunity to coax Wei Zishi into bed.
Congliang read the introduction that the system can complete the task by kissing a small mouth, so he bound it, but today if you want to kiss a small mouth to complete the task, it is a joke at all, but anyway, there are guaranteed points to follow, As long as Wei Zishi's killing intent towards her is dispelled, Congliang intends to take it slowly first.
If you walk too much at night, you will meet ghosts. If you are tempted by Wei Zi, it will cost 750,000 yuan in this world. In reality, she even sells her cut slices with horseradish. , there is no such price.
For the first half a month, the Queen Mother never had any trouble with her family's Sixth Emperor, neither beaten anyone nor gave her medicine, nor forced anyone to watch a movie with her for dinner.
According to Liang Ting system, after transmigration, the current shell uses her data, that is, her appearance. While shocked, I feel that it is pure nonsense. Wei Zi Shisheng’s scallion and soft tofu are like soft tofu. Prince, I have never seen such a beautiful woman before, you have to be blind to see her as a rural girl.
Cong Liang's eyebrows, eyes, nose and mouth are actually quite upright, but he was born in a rural area and was a laborer in his family. He had been facing the loess and his back was facing the sky for two years.
Before the good and half of the month, the system turned the display screen into a mirror for her to take a look at. With the mirror changed by the system, the Queen Mother's face was indeed her face, her eyebrows, eyes, nose, and nose were still fine, but her skin was white. It's like peeling an egg, her wheatish color that had washed her face and grimaced her teeth disappeared, and Cong Liang was shocked to realize that she was actually a beautiful woman.
With a little bit of dressing up, it can be considered to be able to do it. The only flaw is that Cong Liang is not a woman's delicate willow eyebrows. On the contrary, her eyebrows are a little slanted, and the corners of her eyes also go up with the fun. The softness between the eyebrows is not enough. The heroic spirit is too heavy, and when he frowns a little, he is full of anger and looks a bit fierce.
The targets of her strategy are all the gentlemen. The gentlemen don't all like charming and moving things. She always thinks that her appearance is not popular.
Cong Liang and the system suggested to adjust her eyebrows and eyes like skin, but the system glanced at her for a long time, saying that she was fine like this, which was in line with the character of the queen mother.
Fortunately, Congliang has **** and is naturally big. When he started working in the field when he was a teenager, he thought it would get in the way. He even picked tight underwear to restrain him. Her body is her mother's, and her face is her father's. Mr. Cong Liang suspects that she is small because of her **** and buttocks.
The injury on the leg has long since healed, and the beginner's guide has been thoroughly read. "From the Queen Mother" has stopped for more than half a month, and today I wandered into my backyard to see her good emperor.
When he went to Congliang, it was in the afternoon, in the early autumn of September. Wei Zishi, dressed in a plain white robe, was sitting in the pavilion in the backyard drinking tea.
Leaving Chunhua and Qiuyue outside the pavilion, swaggering from Liangda to the middle of the pavilion, sending away the two Wei Zishi who only lowered their brows and pleasing to the eye all day, and sat down opposite Wei Zishi.
Congliang is dressed in simpler clothes than Wei Zishi today, with a light green long skirt without a robe. Wei Zishi still has a jade crown on his head. Congliang simply tied a hairband and tugged it. The two sat opposite each other, from the expression When it comes to dressing up, there are four words to describe it - wearing hemp and filial piety.
Cong Liang looked at Wei Zi when he was about to pour tea, and just touched the teapot, he quickly put his little hand on it, and pretended to pour tea, touching the back of Wei Zishi's slightly cold hand.
Wei Zishi was very heartbroken from the moment he sat opposite him from Liangliang, his nerves subconsciously tense, and it finally stopped for half a month.
Almost as soon as Congliang touched his hand, Congliang threw the teapot and Congliang's hand out together. Fortunately, except for the last time he lost control, he has always been very measured and did not put the hot teapot directly on the face of the Queen Mother. toss.
With a full pot of water, the teapot slammed into the pillar of the pavilion. With a sound of "Bang!", the broken pieces of porcelain were blown away by Congliang's side along with the hot tea leaves.
From the moment when I was ready to throw it out in Wei Zishi, I raised my arm and put my face on it. I was not scratched by the porcelain, but I couldn't escape. There was a lot of tea splashed on my body, and a piece of tea was still on my neck. .
Cong Liang took off the arm that was covering his face, shook the water stains and tea leaves on his skirt, and felt that it was stained on his neck too.
"Take this to me." Cong Liang tilted his neck and raised half of his mouth, pointing at the tea leaves around his neck, "he stared at Wei Zi, word by word, "Otherwise I'll have someone strip you naked and tie up your hands and feet. , send me directly to the bedroom..."
Before Congliang could finish speaking, Wei Zishi's cold fingertips quickly touched her side neck. He picked up the tea leaves and was about to withdraw it when Congliang grabbed it.
"Baby," Congliang grabbed Wei Zishi's hand, tyrannically in Wei Zishi's gloomy expression, relying on his strength, he forced his hand to be attached to his hot face, "Why are your hands so cold? I will give you some warmth. temperature."
Wei Zishi pursed his lips tightly, and pulled back hard, the knuckles of his fingers clicked, but he didn't pull them back.
The person was also stunned for a moment. The strength of this woman was a little strange. Last time, he was able to hold him sideways and play with him.
With a stunned effort, Liangtian shamelessly broke Wei Zishi's clenched fist, smoothed his fingers, buried his tender face in it and rubbed his lips lightly against Wei Zishi's palm, staring at Wei Zishi's reaction.
The warm breath sprayed on his palm, Wei Zishi came back to his senses, and pulled hard again, his wrist hurt, but he was still held firmly.
Cong Liang looked confused when he saw Wei Zi, and laughed out loud, "Don't bother, darling, I ate Li Yuanba, and if you can tear a bear with your bare hands, just obey me."
As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue and licked it on Wei Zishi's wet palm.
Seeing Wei Zishi's whole frizzy hair, and wanting to put her feet on her again, she quickly let go of her hand, she actually had a shadow on Wei Zishi's shadowless feet!
Wei Zishi made a big pull, and suddenly Congliang let go, his strength rebounded, and he took two steps back. He held on to the pillar in embarrassment before he stood firm, staring at Congliang.
"Why are you panicking?" Congliang stretched out his tongue and licked his lips, "But licking your palms... You didn't help your brother to wash your hands when you went to the toilet, right?"
As soon as Cong Liang's words fell, he ran away, and Wei Zishi really didn't care about his image. He walked around the stone table in the pavilion and chased Cong Liang with a puff of 1.71 meters, his eyes catching the person properly and strangling him to death.
Cong Liang ran hahaha and couldn't stop laughing. She found that the beginner's guide of this system was really amazing. In the plot, Wei Zishi's character was somber and calm, but every time she followed the beginner's guide, she didn't wait for a few words, and the person was the same. exploded.
No matter how bad Wei Zishi's legs are, he is also a big man. The disabled leg is longer than Congliang's normal leg. In a few steps, he is about to catch up with Congliang. Congliang simply turned around and opened his arms to Wei Zishi with a smile.
Wei Zishi's legs and feet were not good at first, he walked with a puff, and ran like an eagle spreading his wings. In addition, he couldn't stop the brakes when he ran, and he pounced towards Congliang with his arms outstretched.
The two collided with each other under the influence of inertia, took a small step back from Liangliang, wrapped his arms around him, and hugged Wei Zishi firmly, and even withstood the momentum of an old man, but the collision hurt a little. .
From any point of view, this is obviously a young couple making trouble, a woman running after a man, and finally embracing affectionately.
Taking advantage of the momentum, Cong Liang buried himself in Wei Zishi's arms tightly. Taking advantage of Wei Zishi's panting and not slowing down, he pushed her, his little head was rubbing against Wei Zishi's chin, and his little hand slipped out along the person's waist and onto his big butt. , got his wish and twisted it hard.
"You want to hug me and say it straight..." Cong Liang also ran out of breath, but the recitation and research these days were not in vain. When the beginner's guide's love words skills are full, he will come when he opens his mouth.
"Baby... huh~ You are so enthusiastic, I really can't resist."
The author has something to say: here it is, ︿(￣︶￣)︿, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, will be on the list on Thursday, with 30,000 words,
I'm more than 25,000 now, I have to get stuck on my knees orz
