MTL - Season Division-Chapter 136 play off

  Chapter 136 Playing off

  In the dilapidated house, there was a brief silence.

  Everyone looked at Xu Heng.

  Especially Liu Xing and Zhou Yanan were speechless.

   When is this, are you still paying attention to the waist?

   You have to **** your waist today, right?

"what did you just say?"

  The huge man frowned and stared fiercely at Xu Heng.

   "Brother, I just praised you for having a big waist. You see that you are so strong, your waist must be different from ordinary people, and your wife must be very happy at ordinary times." Xu Heng gave a thumbs up and praised again and again.

  The man was slightly taken aback, scratched his head in embarrassment, and smirked: "Hey, it's also... not bad."

boom!

  Suddenly, the woman slammed the table, glared at the man, and shouted hysterically: "It's okay? Do you have the face to say it's okay? Have the face to smile?"

   "Eh..." The smile on the man's face disappeared instantly, and he lowered his head in humility and fear.

   "Sister-in-law, don't be angry, what should I do if I get angry?"

  Xu Heng saw the needle immediately, stepped forward to hold the woman's arm, and helped her to sit down: "Sister-in-law, why don't you tell me, why did brother make you angry?"

   "He doesn't just annoy me, he's just stupid, he doesn't know how to behave, and he can't help with housework, and he just knows how to laugh at the neighbors all day long..." The woman directly complained about her bitterness.

  Xu Heng sat aside and listened, nodding his head from time to time.

  The two of them chatted about family affairs.

   This weird scene made Zhou Yanan and the others dumbfounded and confused.

What happened?

  Why is it suddenly so harmonious?

  What the **** is this kid doing?

   At this time, after hearing the woman's cry, Xu Heng sighed slightly, and gently held the woman's little hand.

   "Sister-in-law, I understand you, don't be angry, let me talk to my brother."

   As he spoke, he turned his head and looked at the man: "Brother, don't blame my younger brother for calling you, it's really wrong for you to be like this, no wonder sister-in-law is so angry, you have to change it in the future!"

   "Enen..." The man nodded blankly, looked at the woman with a flattering expression, and said firmly, "I will definitely change!"

   "Correct?" The woman got angry again in an instant, and said in an annoyed voice, "You can correct these bad habits, but can you also correct your stuff?"

   "Oh? Sister-in-law, please elaborate?" Xu Heng immediately laughed.

   "Alas! You don't know something. Every family has difficult sutras, and our family has the most."

  The woman shook her head and sighed, and continued: "Don't look at your elder brother as a tall man, but he is actually just a small pepper hanging under a big tree."

   "Ah? No way?" Xu Heng was surprised.

   "???" Several people present were also shocked.

  What are you talking about?

  What hanging chili?

   "Why not, you don't know, his thing..." The woman said, leaning into Xu Heng's ear, and whispered something.

  Xu Heng's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at the man in disbelief: "Brother, you... I'm afraid you need to make up for it!"

   "I...I..." The man scratched his head vigorously, his face was at a loss, and he hesitated.

   "Woo...why am I so miserable..." The woman burst into sobs, wiping away her tears.

   "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I feel uncomfortable when I see you cry!" Xu Heng expressed empathy and comforted me.

"Oh, you understand your elder brother's situation, so I thought I could find some money to make up for him, otherwise how would I live this life!" the woman said sadly, and glanced at Xu Heng's hand. A few waists.

   "Sister-in-law, isn't it a coincidence? I can help with this!" Xu Heng said immediately, patting his chest.

   "Oh? Can you really help?" The woman's eyes lit up immediately, with a hint of greed, staring straight at those waists.

   "Of course, it's a completely trivial matter."

  Xu Heng said, lifting up the kidneys in his hands.

   Zhou Yanan and the others were startled when they saw this.

  Why do you feel that this kid has been fooled?

   "Little brother, thank you so much, my sister-in-law doesn't even know what to say..." The woman smiled all over her face, and was about to reach out to pick up those kidneys.

  But the next moment, Xu Heng tied a few waists to his belt.

   "Elbow, follow me into the room!" He stood up, grabbed the woman's arm and walked into the room.

   "Huh?" The woman was startled.

  The man was also full of confusion and doubts, still scratching his head, staring blankly at Xu Heng leading the woman into the room.

   "Brother, don't worry, I will help you with my sister-in-law in the future." When Xu Heng approached the room, he did not forget to turn around and promise to the man.

  The man immediately showed joy when he heard the words: "Really...really?"

   "Of course!" Xu Heng raised the corner of his mouth, stretched out his hand to pinch the woman's chin, and lifted it lightly: "Sister-in-law, I'll take care of this matter later, let's go in and warm up first, is one hour enough?"

   "..." The woman's face turned dark instantly.

  Liu Xing and the others also had weird faces, and Zhou Yanan was even more pale.

  Is this kid real or fake?

   Play so big?

   "Enough, one hour is enough, I usually only take three breaths." The man suddenly shouted excitedly, as if he regarded Xu Heng as a savior, full of gratitude and respect.

   "Brother, stop bragging. It's okay to lie to your brother, but not to yourself."

  Xu Heng said unhappily: "My sister-in-law told me that you disappeared as soon as you entered, so how can you have three breaths?"

   "Hey..." The man scratched his head embarrassingly and smirked, he hesitated and explained: "It takes time to take off...take off your pants!"

boom!

  At this time, the woman couldn't bear it anymore, she slapped the door hard, and said angrily: "Stupid thing, are you going to give your wife to someone else?"

   Then he glared at Xu Heng fiercely: "How dare you tease my old lady?"

   "Sister-in-law, this... where did you start, I just want to help!" Xu Hengman said innocently.

  The man was also stunned for a while, then nodded and said: "Yes... yes, he... he kindly helped me!"

   "You..." The woman's face was as black as ink in an instant, she was so angry that she couldn't help shaking her hands, she pointed at the man and cursed: "You dog, stupid thing, are you brainless? Do you know what you're talking about?"

   "I...I..." The man panicked and hugged his head in fear.

   "Sister-in-law, don't scold big brother, come to me if you have something to do!"

Xu Heng suddenly yelled, stepped forward, stood in front of the man, and said righteously: "Brother is such an honest person, why are you willing to be so cruel to him? Let's talk about it, put aside the facts, even if the elder brother There are ninety-nine percent mistakes, don't you have a little mistake?"

   "You're looking for death!" The woman was furious on the spot, screamed, and rushed into the kitchen.

Xu Heng didn't panic, looked at the dazed man, and said sympathetically, "Brother, don't blame me for talking too much, my sister-in-law is still too tempered and domineering, you are a man who is in charge of your own affairs, so you should take care of yourself! "

  Although the man's expression was still dull, he seemed to have listened, and began to nod thoughtfully.

   "Die, die to me!"

  At this time, the woman rushed out yelling, holding a kitchen knife in her hand, and went straight to Xu Heng.

   "Sister-in-law, don't hurt big brother, don't vent your anger on big brother, just come to me if you have anything to do."

Xu Heng didn't dodge, instead he stepped forward, raised his head and chest, raised his palms to his chest, and said firmly, "If you have to kill someone to stop being angry with big brother, then give me a knife, from my chest. , row down hard."

   "My old lady will help you!" The woman had a ferocious face, roared angrily, and slashed at Xu Heng with a kitchen knife.

"enough!"

  Suddenly, the man's huge roar sounded.

  He moved forward with his huge palm, forcibly stuck the kitchen knife in the woman's hand, and snatched the kitchen knife away.

   "You... are you crazy?" The woman was stunned for a moment, as if she didn't expect that the stupid big man who was usually dumbfounded and allowed to be beaten and scolded would dare to interrupt her actions.

  She flew into a rage again and cursed hysterically: "How dare you help outsiders? I am your wife, you mindless bastard, do you want to die?"

   "I...I... think he's right." The man faltered and explained, but there was a hint of firm stubbornness and stubbornness in his tone.

   "Brother, don't be angry with my sister-in-law for me!"

Xu Heng hurriedly persuaded the fight, shook his head and sighed: "Actually, my sister-in-law is right. I am just an outsider. You are a family. I just feel sympathy for what happened to my elder brother. I couldn't help but say a few words of justice for my elder brother." That's all, I didn't expect to make my sister-in-law angry, so it's normal for my sister-in-law to want to kill me to vent her anger."

   "No, you can't!" The man's tone became firmer, determined to protect Xu Heng.

   "Don't, brother, my sister-in-law will be upset if you are like you." Xu Heng persuaded again.

   "I... I'm not afraid!" the man said, looking directly at the woman.

  Women were dumbfounded. They always felt that they were green, but not green. The feeling of being full of resentment in her chest made her want to explode and vomit blood.

  Zhou Yanan and Liu Xing were even more stunned.

  Xu Heng's operation made them call it a long-term experience.

  It turns out that men can also use green tea like this. The tea is so good that a big stupid man is limp, and he has **** with his wife.

   "Brother, get out of the way, kneel down and kowtow to your sister-in-law and admit your mistake, and you'll be fine."

  Xu Heng began to persuade again, with fearless dedication and grief written on his face, he raised his head and said, "As long as my sister-in-law kills me, I can calm down, and you two can return to the previous life again, and I will die in peace."

   "No!" The man shouted.

  At this moment, everyone can feel it.

   This stupid big guy doesn't seem to be completely stupid, Xu Heng's words seemed to stimulate him, he doesn't want to go back to his previous life!

   "You... You brainless bastard, can't you survive this day?" The woman glared at the man, pointing at him and questioning.

   "We, live with him." The man pointed to Xu Heng with a firm attitude.

   "..." The corner of the woman's eyes twitched fiercely, and she glanced at Xu Heng coldly.

  Xu Heng turned his back to the man, and threw a provocative smile at the woman.

  The woman's eyes became colder and colder.

  But soon, she seemed to think of something, and a charming smile gradually appeared on her originally cold and ferocious face.

"OK, alright!"

  She laughed suddenly: "Since the head of the family has no objection, then I can do it too. It's not bad for the three of us to live together."

As she said that, she directly pulled off the clothes on her shoulders, revealing her snow-white fragrant shoulders, and looked at Xu Heng with a smile: "Come on, go into the house, you will solve this matter in the future, and my mother will see if you have that ability."

   "???"

  Xu Heng's eyes widened.

   "Okay, go, go..." The man also smiled happily, like a child who got a reward, clapped his hands happily, and pushed Xu Heng, urging him to go into the house and complete the task.

"I…"

  Xu Heng wanted to swear in an instant.

   It seems to be playing off!

  …

  (end of this chapter)