MTL - What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?-Chapter 16

Since the recording of the first issue, other guests have missed Qi Shekeng people, and some people have complained to Xia Yiwei by WeChat. Later, Qi Shejiang's career plan came out, and they still muttered in their hearts.

Not to mention other conditions, this business ability alone, they really believe that Qi Shejiang can!

Audiences can hang out on TV, not to mention they listen to it live, and perform directly, with a stronger sense of substitution and appeal.

This time, everyone was on the itinerary and recorded the second issue together. Whenever there was a chance, they gathered together in one place and quickly urged Qi Shejiang to go up to the last stand-up comic dialogue.

"I thought about it. This time, everyone will spend money again." Qi Shejiang arched his hand and took out a piece of wakewood from his bag.

This was Xia Yiwei's gift to him. It was the master who sent the guys on the other person's body. Isn't Qi Shejiang without a teacher? Xia Yiwei went to order a piece of ebony for his son to show his support.

Qi Shejiang was touched unexpectedly, so he carefully accepted it. This time I knew that I might have to say another paragraph and brought it here.

Everyone saw, "Oh wow, you are so well prepared, but this time I also brought change! Fortunately!"

This time, some villagers were still present, and it was quite lively. Qi Shejiang did not have a microphone, but he did not use a microphone. His voice was clear and his voice was clear and far-reaching. . The clay figurines talk about ghosts and things, let's talk about right and wrong! "

After thinking about poems in the field, Wakewood fell again, and the scene was astonishing!

Although it was a show in the show, I still used it as a fan.

Qi Shejiang talked about half-time last time. This time, I will continue the next time. First, the story will be mentioned in a few words, so that those who have n’t heard will know how it happened, and then went on to say, “He has never seen Yang Haoshan. Such a rogue was pushed back to the sky, and Yang Haoshan rode on his belly. Yang Haoshan had nothing to drink and eat in the past. He usually went to the cat show with a little spare money.

"You guys, this cat class is all young girls. Many are still standing in the green building. He has seen so much that he won't even sing poems. But Yang Haoshan has been thrown out. Where has the magistrate seen such crazy bee waves? Die, he confessed to Sven, and when he saw his wife like this, he was so frightened that he rolled up and down the bed with a lot of complaints in his mouth. "

Here Qi Shejiang used an inverted tongue, learning the accent of the county magistrate for mercy, and then learning Yang Haoshan with a female body. Hearing the county magistrate was frightened by Yang Haoshan's boldness, everyone laughed.

"Yang Haoshan has been suppressed for a long time, you think, studying as a girl all day long. He is also striving now, jumping out of bed, overturning the magistrate, and the two are entangled on the ground, like Wang Ba eating watermelon and rolling. Climbing.

"Fortunately, at this time, the life-saving man came, and Xiao Xie's door reported that there was a fire in the county warehouse. There were still thousands of stone official food there. This was an extraordinary event. He hurried to the door and pushed it out. Yang Haoshan cursed himself. , Pharaoh Ba Mo runs, now you can't afford to play again?

"The little sister-in-law outside is dumbfounded! Seeing the grandfather take his sleeves and cover his face and run away, thinking for a while, and determined to be a caring person, whispering: lord, I have a secret recipe here, who uses who knows ..."

Qi Shejiang paused for a while and set aside time to laugh at everyone, who happened to imitate the look of the magistrate's astonishment, and then rebuked Xiaoyan.

From this time on, Yang Haoshan seemed to have opened his head. He thought that he had been ordered to take revenge by the king of Yan, so why should he be timid? So the county official ’s house seemed to be a whale opening his mouth, and turtles were running around in the county official ’s house.

The magistrate's house was so confusing that he gradually felt the taste, so he went to a yin and yang school to take a look. But Yang Haoshan was a second-rate boy himself. Where he was afraid of those scammers, they teased them instead.

Fortunately, someone gave an idea to the county magistrate, took his wife to the temple, and then came back under the pretext of official business, and kept her for a while, so she was pure and clean. The county official was overjoyed and immediately excused his ancestors and brought Yang Haoshan to a temple on the outskirts of the city.

Besides, the Zhao family who had previously accused Yang Haoshan had a young master Zhao Sheng who was also studying in the temple.

Yang Haoshan saw Zhao Sheng while walking around the temple, only to realize that this was a good opportunity given by God, so that he could get revenge on Xue hate, and then lied Zhao Sheng into the zen room.

"... Zhao Sheng unknowingly ate tea. Yang Haoshan sneered, standing behind him, spontaneously pulling out a long cricket and raising it."

Having said that, Qi Shejiang imitated the figure of Danjiao in Peking Opera, and Xiaozi walked around in a circle, walking faster and faster, as if hovering behind Zhao Sheng. Holding the sister-in-law in his hand, he was a little flustered and played Yang Haoshan's emotion into a three-pointer.

"It's the time! The master of the county official heard the ear newspaper and walked outside the room. He hurriedly opened the door. Before anyone arrived, his voice was raised. He only heard him cursing: 'What are you doing here, blue sky!' "

"Slap!" Qi Shejiang awakened the wood, and the story ends here.

Everyone just woke up like a dream.

"What? This is over?"

"Is there anything wrong, can I still do it, it's over, I'm not happy next time!"

I really want to kill someone suddenly. How can I break here? Yang Haoshan wants Zhao Sheng.

Qi Shejiang said innocently: "But the director told me that this time, I can only say it once."

Everyone: "..."

They stared at the director, took the director back a few steps, and went into hiding.

...

With extreme dissatisfaction, everyone can only play the truth-seeking adventure together and play the tricks.

Zhang Yue was also out of luck, and the second one took a big adventure.

He looked at everyone with a bad smile and stepped back: "It's enough!"

At this time, Zhou Dong loudly said, "I propose to let Zhang sing!"

Zhang Yue's expression relaxed, good brother.

Others were also a bit dissatisfied, and letting a band singer sing was a big adventure.

The next moment, Zhou Dong grinned and laughed, "Old Zhang will sing" Why West Chamber. "

The people were silent for a while, then screamed and screamed. This was a big news. I didn't expect that Zhang Yue, a guy with big eyes and big eyes, actually learned to sing "Why West Chamber" in private!

Zhang Yue's voice was drowned: "I won't!"

"Okay, you still sing" Why the West Chamber ", it really is love and kill?

The other guests teased and kept on stance, and did not take Zhang Yue's defense seriously.

Zhang Yue: "..."

If he dies one day, he must have been killed by his teammates.

Qi Shejiang said with interest: "Would you like to sing, I will accompany you."

Zhang Yue was run up and gritted his teeth, "... I'm really unfamiliar."

Immediately someone handed the phone up, "Oh, now the lyrics of the song."

Zhang Yue's face was all black: "..."

Qi Shejiang hugs Sanxian quite easily and happily, and is very accustomed to mastering the rhythm. "Come on, let me sing two sentences, and then you start with the second paragraph."

I saw Zhang Yue's black face was black, and when Qi Shejiang finished singing his four-sentence book, he still covered his forehead and said, "Bright eyes are swollen like smoke, as if they once knew each other and have compassion. Smile Penglai first immortal. "

The upper and lower sections of "Why the West Chamber" are written by male and female protagonists. Although Zhang Yue sang Miss Cui, everyone said it: "Oh, this lyrics is suitable for Jesse ... Lao Zhang, you watch Jesse singing!" "

Zhang Yue: "..."

He went to see Qi Shejiang rather speechlessly, but found that Qi Shejiang was not unpleasant at all, and smiled at him.

Zhang Yue froze, trying to twist her face back, but somehow she didn't end up, but she looked at Qi Shejiang as the coaxer said.

Qi Shejiang raised his chin and signaled that Zhang Yue's chorus was about to begin.

In all fairness, in just four sentences, Zhang Yue's singing ability is much stronger than the original one, and the tone is also good. The male voice version sings another flavor, even with a bit of lingering meaning.

Accompanied by Qi Shejiang's scream of wild goose mimicked by stringy strings, the song reached its climax, "It's not like dreaming about love and love, but also of the old world, why should the West Chamber be shocked. The replay describes the plum dream, Falling out of the memories of the boat meeting ... "

This lyrics is now familiar to Qi Shejiang. He hummed in harmony and sang the last sentence with Zhang Yue.

Qi Shejiang's aria also smelled like some children's books, but it's really appropriate to put it in this song, adding a flavor to Zhang Yue's interpretation.

It seems that there are two styles from two time and space. There is no collision, but they are intertwined and fused.

The crowd, who was still laughing, slowly quieted down during the singing, and it was only a while before Yu Yin dissipated.

"... Oh my god, it's so nice." A female guest covered her heart, "I have to say that Zhang Yue sang this song with a romantic feeling. I used to listen to this song because it was a traditional song. Now it sounds like this is a love song from hundreds of years ago. "

"Hey, is our vocalist's business level okay? Jesse is also good," Zhou Dong squeezed his eyes and praised, "they can sing so affectionately to the object of mutual exchange."

Everyone laughed: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!"

Zhang Yue: "..."

Turning his face, Qi Shejiang also looked helpless. The two looked at each other, feeling quite a bit silent.

...

...

Between the second recording, Zhang Yue instructed many Qi Shejiang to modify the details of his children's books. He only found it helpful.

At the end of the recording, Qi Shejiang couldn't help but invited Zhang Yue to his place of residence again, and wanted to ask again and ask for inconvenience. There are too many arias and songs for his children's books. He still has a lot of work to do, and feels a bit powerless.

Zhang Yuezhen agreed, and Qi Shejiang asked about his remuneration. He was insulted. He said something, do you know how expensive I am? Don't think that your family can make money or something.

Qi Shejiang listened and said, "Hey, I have to negotiate the price first."

Zhang Yue: "..."

This sentence sounds normal, but he always finds it strange. Is it that he is too dirty?

Qi Shejiang continued: "Where can I sleep without talking about the price ... no, sing."

He played and vomited, and by the way, turned the bag over by himself.

Zhang Yue: "........."

... he knew it!

Qi Shejiang also had a bit of an occupational disease, so he rushed to his lips, and he didn't shake his burden, and he felt uncomfortable.

Zhang Yue hung up the phone angrily, put on a mask, and took a taxi to Qi Shejiang's apartment.

"This is a ticket. Here are four of them. See if Xie Qing is coming or not." Qi Shejiang first took out a few tickets for the comic show and gave it to him.

Zhang Yue hummed, still saying, "I have time when I see it."

Qi Shejiang laughed, he could figure it out, Zhang Yue likes to talk right and wrong.

The two of them held Sanxian one and the other used the mobile phone to make the app, and adjusted the music scores. This busy work passed unconsciously three or four hours later.

Qi Shejiang let go of the string, "take a rest."

It was in this process that Zhang Yue also understood what the children's book is, and what is the difference between the drum and the drum. Now he asked with some curiosity: "Where did you learn this?"

Qi Shejiang lowered his face and said, "It's far away. I learned from an old man. After I learned it, I didn't know it was here anymore."

Zhang Yue was sore in his heart that he understood that far place as a foreign country. In that place, there were elderly people who did not understand the domestic information. Do you still think that some people still love these ancient operas ...

Did the old man teach these to Qi Shejiang with pride, and Qi Shejiang came here to know that it was not like that. It has disappeared in most people's lives.

Zhang Yue does pop music, but this doesn't prevent him from feeling that feeling. He said lowly: "If there is any problem in the future, you can find me."

Qi Shejiang smiled again, "It really has to talk about the price."

Zhang Yue took out a bill from his pocket, patted it on the table, raised his chin, "Well, here you are."

——If he really has the money, is he? !!

But he forgot how he could take advantage of it here in Qi Shejiang. Qi Shejiang said casually with his money: "I see money for the first time, but you do n’t like gold."

They all say that Er'er loves banknotes.

Zhang Yue: "........."

He resentfully snatched the money back.

Qi Shejiang smiled indifferently, but he still asked Li Jing to ask him to help him talk about it. Zhang Yue talked about the morals of the rivers and lakes, and he couldn't disappoint.

...

It's been a busy day and it's night. When Zhang Yue went out of the community, her intuition was a bit strange, as if being photographed. This is the sensitivity of his mixed entertainment.

Zhang Yue simply took the subway back to see who could follow him. A few times up and down the busiest station, no one can find Zhang Yue. He buried his face and put on a mask and bowed his head in the corner, and passersby could not tell.

When he got back, Zhang Yue turned on his mobile phone. When he looked at Weibo, he found that Aite was more than usual, and it seemed that his mind was really taken before. He took a closer look, mostly from the same original Weibo.

[Watermelon Entertainment: Netizens broke the news, Zhang Yue entered Jesse's house and stayed for a few hours before leaving! 】

The attached picture is a photo of Zhang Yuejin's apartment, as well as a photo of Qi Shejiang going in and out before, which proves that this is indeed the Qi Shejiang family.

Oops, this ... really ... how to portray so ambiguous, let others think, eh!

Zhang Yue opened the comment.

[Where's the Pheasant News! Is Zhang Yue the kind of person? !! 】

[For so many years, can't everyone be a little confident in Zhang Yue's dog temper? 】

[You said that Zhang Yue entered Jesse's house, and I said that you were crazy and talked about dreams. It's true, it's false, you're dazzled by my heart. If Zhang Yue is in the picture, my head will be a watermelon for you. 】

[The vocal fans are different, and the comments are rhyming. 】

Zhang Yue: "........."

Don't blame everyone. Whoever let them see is Zhang Yue and Qi Shejiang.

Especially in the past two days, the first phase of "Return to the Garden and Home" was officially launched. Recently, Qi Shejiang is in the limelight, and his new identity is being discussed everywhere. When the program team cut the preview, he also said "Our comic dialogue "Artists" and Zhou Dong's reactions were cut in.

Unexpectedly, their response turned out to be a joke. Although I knew that Qi Shejiang hadn't announced at that time, he didn't expect him to change jobs all over the world, but because of this, watching Zhou Dong's looks was so funny!

The attractive trailer and other guests also have a certain popularity, and the ratings are very good.

Naturally, the relationship between Zhang Yue and Qi Shejiang is also very indifferent.

As soon as he met Zhang Yue, Qi Shejiang also teased Zhang Yue, which is true. At the end, Zhang Yue got up in the morning and saw Qi Shejiang practicing. He also cut him up and took a look. Then he walked away. It seemed that Qi Shejiang was noisy.

That is to say, these two people have to sleep in a bed, which allows the audience to say, of course, the director team is doing a great job! The rest of the Guanshan band is doing a great job!

In addition to the unrequited stand-up comic dialogue, everyone has to admit that Qi Shejiang behaved unexpectedly.

I thought he would be the one who had the most jokes and was taken care of the most. I also thought that he might be famous for his diligence, but never imagined that in the rural life, Qi Shejiang is the most fishy!

I can talk in dialects, I can communicate with local people without obstacles, so I can learn skills, sing small songs, and coax Grandpa to lend agricultural machinery for free ... If it is not solid enough, I ca n’t find any loopholes. Suspected that Xia Yiwei invested.

After the program was broadcast, the viewing was quite good. Under the chain reaction, Zhang Yue and Qi Shejiang's relationship became more noticeable. I wonder if the program group was doing things. Now they seem to be the first pair in the entertainment industry.

The slayers made up a joke with these two people. By the way, there are black fans of Zhang Yue.

In such an almost carnival atmosphere ...

Zhang Yue went to watch the cross talk performance with Qi Shejiang.

He and his teammates did not act together. When he bought a drink outside the stadium, he was photographed and posted online: "How do I feel like I saw Zhang Yue?"

In the photo, Zhang was wearing a mask and half of his face was exposed, which is indeed similar to everyone in the impression.

But all the retweeters said that the blogger is waking up, you are dreaming.

——Look at your Weibo positioning? But you are watching a cross talk performance with Qi Shejiang. Do you think you might see Zhang Yue? Don't you say that you saw the white bone essence bathing in Huaguoshan?

In the end, even the blogger himself was suspicious of his eyes. "Okay, okay, I think I'm blind."

After a few days, everyone came back to see these iron-clad proofs, and then they were moved: What do we think? We do n’t believe it!

Let's talk about Qi Shejiang's performance again.

This is a special cross talk between Meng Jingyuan and his brother Zhou Sihe. Meng Jingyuan contacted and asked Qi Shejiang to stage the stage for Zhou Sihe, that is, to perform between Zhou Sihe's performances, leaving Zhou Sihe a break, otherwise talking for several hours. Which one can stand.

This is also more testable. Everyone buys tickets for Zhou Sihe. If the performance is not good, then the audience may play mobile phones, smoke a cigarette, and wait for Zhou Sihe to come up again.

Zhou Sihe and Meng Jingyuan have a good relationship. He knows that the Quyi world has been arguing recently. In a word, he supports Meng Jingyuan. At the moment, he agreed to call his lover Liu Qing to Qi Shejiang to hold a paragraph—it is impossible for Meng Jingyuan to personally Accompany the scene.

As soon as the cast was released, many people paid attention and felt a lot of emotion.

Who is Zhou Sihe? Genzheng Miao Hong, a cross talk at school when he was a child, has been in business for more than 20 years, can hold and make fun, and stand-up cross talk is also popular. Qi Shejiang was holding two doors. In addition to cross talk, Zhou Sihe also learned from the teacher to learn the Jingdong drum and Henan sinker.

This Liu Huoer made it pretty good. He gave Zhou Sihe a stage and performed for his fans. That was the difficult mode.

[Qi Shejiang is quite kind. I really ran down this road and went to help people. Buying special tickets now, are not all fans of Zhou Sihe, there are many old comic fans, people's mouth can be tricky, can you eat him? 】

[It feels more difficult than performing on TV, and this time the partner is not Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen, neither have heard of it. I heard that those who rushed to listen to the comic dialogue, if they couldn't perform well, they would be so good at that time that they could choke you. 】

[Well, even if it's done, won't it be recognized? I think it's quite rogue to say this. In fact, Qi Shejiang's statement is quite good in my eyes. Anyway, I looked at Noh. 】

There are a lot of gossips. Actually, there is no lack of support for Qi Shejiang, but they are even arguing inside the comic dialogue circles. They even can't tell whether Qi Shejiang's ability is enough to conquer the audience.

Anyway, Zhou Sihe's remaining tickets were sold.

Not only that, but also the video website fancy this enthusiasm, came to apply for the live broadcast of Zhou Sihe's special session.

This has never happened before. Zhou Sihe discussed with Meng Jingyuan and agreed to come down.

This will not go to the scene, and can also eat and eat melon online.

...

Qi Shejiang is very serious about this performance, it has nothing to do with how others judge him, but there is the favor of Teacher Meng in him, he still went to stage for Zhou Sihe, to be worthy of two.

Qi Shejiang went to Zhou Sihe's apprentice Liu Qing to discuss the words and discussions in advance. Zhou Sihe had not heard of Qi Shejiang's ambassador before. At this moment, the response was the same as Meng Jingyuan.

Stable, too stable, just because of this energy, his apprentice is far behind!

Not to mention the apprentice, it is himself. At Qi Shejiang's age, he stepped on the stage and was still "hidden"-that is, he focused on the left leg for a while, on the right leg, and stepped on the pond with his feet. It ’s like looking for a slug. There are so many small moves, and the audience is uncomfortable watching.

The whole typhoon also made Zhou Sihe think of Father Meng.

He seemed to immediately understand why Meng Jingyuan was so willing to help Qi Shejiang. He fully believes that, in addition to Meng Jingyuan's open mind and cherishing his talents, there must be a reason to see the grandfather's shadow on Qi Jiang!

On the day of the performance, Qi Shejiang and Liu Qing were backstage a few hours in advance.

Liu Qing is one of Zhou Sihe's disciples with the best level of support. This time for Qi Shejiang, he is very hardworking. It ’s not just because of Master ’s request. The reason is more vulgar. He knows that Qi Shejiang is very popular, so he can show his face along with him, and he can also become famous.

The two of them are not only in the stage, but also in the lead, the first show is theirs.

"I went to check it out, and the people on the site also came. I was setting up the machine. Seriously, I said it for the first time." Liu Qing took a look outside, came in and said, rubbing her hands.

He also has a lot of performance experience, but it is natural to think that there are still so many viewers watching Qi Shejiang watching live broadcast today. Don't be late, Qi Shejiang did not drop the chain, he was hindered.

"It's okay, just talk well." In turn, Qi Shejiang comforted Liu Qing in the eyes of everyone with little formal performance experience.

To talk about the big scene, when Qi Shejiang was a kid, he followed his father ’s opera team Tiannanhai Beidi. When the hottest horns performed, there were nearly 10,000 people around the stage, more people than today ’s pavilion. It's really a big blackbird.

Qi Shejiang sometimes went up to play a small role. After learning Sanxian, he gave back to the bass drum performer when he was not a child-that is, a public spare string player.

Therefore, although there are not many major performances as a comic actor, when I am living, I have also increased the experience of large-scale stage.

"To be honest, you are a little different from what I think." Liu Qing couldn't help but said, "I thought I had a good job after watching your video. I think the audience should be a little proud, but I didn't expect to take care of people like this . "

Qi Shejiang smiled. He took all the children in his father's team. After entering the crosstalk gate, Master's children and brothers were also brought with him.

At the thought of the past, Qi Shejiang's thoughts were a little misty again. At that time, the festival was too chaotic. What kind of artists are there? They have no status. They are bullied by the snakes and the family is arrested by the warlords to perform. In the middle, he was used as an item to borrow another string, and he went back and forth in the air. In the rush, he escaped, and Master was taken away.

Since then he never left the city again, while he was doing a show life, while inquiring about the news of those who left, waiting for them to return. I saved enough money and went out to find it several times myself. However, the last thing I learned was that the entertainers who were taken away by the warlords were found alive when they tried to die ...

"Jesse? Jesse?" Liu Qing shoved Qi Qijiang. "What's your problem? It's time to get ready."

"... Nothing." Qi Shejiang rubbed his cheeks, got up and changed his coat, and went to the side with Liu Qing to wait.

...

"Please enjoy the comic dialogue below," Peking Opera ", performers: Qi Shejiang and Liu Qing."

With the host's announcement, Qi Shejiang and Liu Qing came to the stage one after another, both young actors, and also made a set of red sandalwood gowns for this performance.

There was applause from the audience. As fans and enthusiasts of Zhou Sihe, they just gave a little face, drummed a few times, and whispered.

"This is the idol who has been arguing recently, come to Crosstalk?"

"Speaking of Peking opera? This Liu Huoer, is it really an idol that can make good?"

"I don't know what the level is ... I just fell asleep when I couldn't see it. I was too tired to work overtime last night."

"It's more than an idol. It looks like a mixed-race idol ... look like that."

Zhou Sihe Liu Liu's work is good, fans are good, many of them are love comics and also understand opera.

Those girls who bought tickets to get together for Qi Shejiang didn't care so much, they applauded especially loudly. At the same time, the crowd eating watermelon also set off the first wave of barrage:

【Look! !! Qi Shejiang wore a new coat! !! 】

[Yes, hot search booking! 】

Zhang Yue sits in the middle, not in the front row, which is more conducive for him to hide himself. It seems that there are two Qi Shejiang fans sitting behind, discussing in a low voice.

"Is that Jesse's partner today? Not Ms. Meng, will this be the main palace in the future? It looks OK!"

"I heard that he is an apprentice to Teacher Zhou Sihe, and I don't know if I can match it. Don't be too happy, maybe you can only be a concubine."

Zhang Yue: "………………"

... Damn, these are not serious fans!

"Good evening, let me introduce myself first. I am a comic actor Qi Shejiang, and this one beside me is Liu Qing." At this stage, Qi Shejiang has already spoken, and his tone and tone are very impressive. Comfortable, the last few words aggravated the tone, and involuntarily looked at the stage.

This is called the lead move, which means to attract the audience ’s eyes to the actor, but Qi Shejiang did not use any exaggerated movements or words at all, and it was all a natural aura. The audience did not even realize that there was a feeling of returning to true !!

Liu Qing was on the side, and then said, "I know you, aren't you the star of the variety show," Gui Yuan Tian Ju ", it's broadcast everywhere."

This variety show is really good. Even if the audience hasn't seen it, they have heard the name and know that Qi Shejiang is a star.

Qi Shejiang said "Hi", "Don't record, quit, the show is pitting."

This time the audience ’s curiosity was lifted. Why, is there any breaking news?

After Liu Qing's questioning, Qi Shejiang shook his head and said, "The show team arranged me to live with the Guanshan band. We two, we can't get together!"

Here it is, and I hang up with Zhang Yue again!

People who watched the live broadcast said:

[May I laugh now or go through the process? 】

[I don't know Zhang will not regret dating, I only scratched it once, now I will be dragged out every day ...]

Guanshan Band's singing degree is still very high, Zhang Yue's poisonous tongue attribute even made him appear in a lot of entertainment news, even if he does not know, in fact, it does not prevent everyone from listening.

Qi Shejiang said with pity: "First of all, in terms of hobbies, Zhang Yue is a dog party and I am a cat slave. He likes Chinese idyllic dogs and I like purebred cats. I have purebred long-haired beautiful short cats ... ... "

Liu Qing nodded first, then revealed an incredible expression, and said loudly: "Wait! Purebred is not purebred, not to mention, do you know that Mei short is the short name of American shorthair cat?"

Qi Shejiang glanced at him calmly, "Have you heard of genetic mutation?"

Liu Qing put down her hand, "... OK."

Qi Shejiang continued, "My long hair is short and beautiful, and he has an idyllic Akita dog ..."

"Wait a minute!" Liu Qing couldn't help crying. "Akita is not a field in the countryside. Akita dogs are not Chinese pastoral dogs. They are not Chinese at all!"

Qi Shejiang: "Well, can't you?"

Liu Qing shook her head and said, "It looks like you two are really good together." Both are equally unreliable.

"It's not just this one, there's something else." Qi Shejiang counted his fingers again, from living habits to cooperative work, constantly "Zhang Yue" "Zhang Yue" "Zhang Yue" And tell him a joke.

Zhang Yue originally thought he was just hanging around, who knows he kept arresting himself and never stopped since the opening! Zhang Yue is desperate. Why on earth did he come to the show? ?

It happened that "Return to the Garden and Home" was also launched recently. Qi Shejiang said the same thing as the real one. The audience laughed from time to time. It was a successful first step and heated up the atmosphere.

"And the most important thing is that I don't think Zhang Yue's artistic literacy is good enough. I have to criticize and criticize." When Qi Shejiang said here, those old listeners who often listened to crosstalk knew that this was the trick to enter a crosstalk .

The handle is the part that connects the prelude to the live, and naturally transfers from the prelude to the topic. The actor's level is high, and he can naturally enter any normal life with whatever kind of talk.

"Look at the lyrics of his" Autumn Water ", it doesn't make sense at all." Qi Shejiang said.

"Are you there? Then tell me."

Qi Shejiang reached out and held the microphone. At this time, everyone who was more familiar with the Guanshan band, either at the scene or in front of the screen, yelled, "Extreme!"

It's such a simple and simple action, it looks like Zhang Yue himself when he sings, doesn't it just hold wheat like this?

"This is how the song is sung. You have counted thirty-nine sycamores flying from Qingshan, but you just borrowed red wine." Qi Shejiang Xue sang, and the audience couldn't help but applaud.

Cross talk actors learn to sing, it's not like three points.

Qi Shejiang raised his voice and imitated Zhang Yue's vocal position and vocal skills. Even Zhang Yue looked at him with a little surprise.

"There is no problem here, but there is a sentence at the back-inch grass is not growing, and the flying canopy goes away to follow the wind." Qi Shejiang said after singing, "Look, what's going on here, just back to the mountains, and the sycamore leaves, how? No more grass, isn't it? That's not Qingshan, it should be Huangshan? "

"It's true that you say this ... but this popular song is all about rhyme. You have to care about logic and listen to something else." Liu Qing advised.

Qi Shejiang: "No, I love to think about what I listen to. Like the other day I listened to Peking Opera, and national culture, I also felt contradictory."

This is alive.

Liu Qing asked: "Hey, that's the essence of the country. What contradictions do you hear?"

Qi Shejiang thought about it: "The classic song sung by Mr. Mo Gan, the fold in the palace in" Shiro's Visiting Mother ". Shiro came up and read the introduction.

Mo Gan is a well-known Peking opera actor, an old worker, and his level is notoriously high. Even if I haven't listened to the show, I have heard his name to some extent. It is not uncommon for the Spring Festival Gala.

Liu Qing said in a hurry: "How do you read it?"

Qi Shejiang's head shook slightly for two times, and Zhangkou came: "Jinjing locks the paulownia tree, and long sighs follow a few gusts--"

The epilogue has not completely fallen down, and the old fanatics who had only held hands in applause, especially those who love Liu Huoer and usually listen to Peking opera, couldn't hold back at all, and raised their palms and shouted:

"it is good!!"

Mo Gan absorbed the characteristics of several factions. His "Shiro Lang's Visiting Mother" is very distinctive, with a strong low voice and a strong, crisp and bright sound, which is very appropriate to express Shiro.

Don't look at Qi Shejiang's westernization. This short sentence is not just like a three-pointer. It completely captures the characteristics of Mogan. With an open voice and a full sense of desolation, the spit words are one to one. Restored, ready to be.

Do n’t applaud at this time, when are you waiting?