MTL - Wulin No.1 Middle School-Chapter 48
A few laughter came from outside the door, Sun Yicheng turned his head and saw Xue Canming walking in with a group of people.
When the enemy met, they were extremely jealous.
Sun Yicheng's hand holding the eraser was trembling, and Xue Canming's horse gait was also tied.
When the two were about to fight, the dean stood between the two of them, and said kindly: "You are all good boys. Today, I specially brought my classmates together. Let's stay for lunch. I'm going to let the kitchen do more. For lunch, you can play with the children, they like to listen to your stories."
Xue Canming looked at the expectant children sitting under the stage, strode up to the stage, and grabbed the blackboard eraser from Sun Yicheng's hand: "Do you like listening to stories?"
"Yes! Big brother, tell me about the leader of the Demon Cult!"
"The leader has something to say, why not tell you about the most mysterious martial arts leader in the Jianghu!" Xue Canming said loudly.
"That's good!" The children immediately applauded.
"There are many talents from all schools in the martial arts, but in the face of a powerful demon, someone needs someone who can contend with him. After countless competitions, the martial arts Zhengdao finally elected the strongest man. He, the martial arts wizard, he has no way Unrestrained and suave, he is the most beautiful woman in the world at a glance. After three years of dating, he has become the strongest in the martial arts world. He thought he could win the beauty back, but when he came back, he saw her fall from the tower with his own eyes. …”
The Devil's Cult was silent when he heard it, and Zhengdao cried when he heard it.
Song Zhaolan:? ?
Yu Tingfeng looked at Song Zhaolan and made a mouth-shape: The number one beauty?
Song Zhaolan shook his head.
Yu Xiaohui drove Xue Canming off the stage: "Where did you learn these things?"
"This is how novels are written!" After Xue Canming finished speaking, he turned on his mobile phone and continued to read "The First Beauty of the Three Lives Covenant: Don't Want to Escape"
"Pretty sister, go ahead," said the children.
"Go on?" Yu Xiaohui said seriously, "The beauty jumped off the tower because of the injustice of the world. Beauty is the original sin. She didn't do anything, but the world blamed her for the chaos in the martial arts world. Start all over again." For the rest of her life, she decided not to trust anyone anymore, to study hard, create her own sect, recruit female disciples, and eventually become a generation of masters, giving all women a warm home."
right way:"......"
Demon Cult: "..."
Zhang Wei: "Well said! May I have a family with this teacher?"
Yu Xiaohui gave him a sharp look.
A little girl asked, "So is the master and the leader together?"
Yu Tingfeng glanced at Song Zhaolan. Song Zhaolan was eating the biscuits given by the dean. After receiving the gaze, Song Zhaolan looked at him blankly.
"I know this." Liu Zhuizhui stood up, walked to the podium and pushed Yu Xiaohui aside, "Master's life has passed like this, and in the third life, when she opened her eyes, she became a person who is everyone. A demon girl who was punished. Her fiancé abandoned her on the day of her wedding and destroyed all her internal energy. On the verge of collapse, she comprehended the secret realm of the ultimate kung fu. Everyone regrets it. During this period, she met the sunny bamboo horse, became acquainted with the domineering prince, fell in love with the ruthless master of the rivers and lakes, and made a promise with the mysterious man. Although there is still a person hidden in her heart, no one can define her from now on , she lived a happy life."
Zhang Wei suddenly realized: "It's you! Liu Aotian!"
The girl asked: "Then who is hiding in her heart?"
"It's the Buddha." Zhao Mingdeng replied, "As the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha will keep it in his heart."
Everyone: "..."
After the dean gave instructions to the kitchen, when he returned to the classroom, he found that the direction of the story meeting seemed to be getting more and more biased, so he quickly asked everyone to play games with the children.
According to the original plan, Xue Canming and others opened the lecture hall, and children who are willing to attend the lectures can attend the lectures, and soon some curious children came to them.
Yu Tingfeng and others stood aside, watching them very busy.
"Boss, we were the ones who came first, why should we give it up to them?" Sun Yicheng said angrily.
"They study well and can give lectures, can you?" Yu Tingfeng asked.
Sun Yicheng lowered his head.
Protector You said: "I will teach them to observe the sky and predict the weather in advance."
Yu Tingfeng: "We can tell them the weather forecast fifteen days in advance."
The right guardian lowered his head.
Liu Zhuizhui: "I can teach them..."
In the middle of speaking, she automatically lowered her head: "I can't teach you anything, hey."
"Cheer up, my friends!" Zhang Wei cheered them up when he saw that they were all devastated, "Although you have no knowledge and meaning, you are energetic. You can move bricks and help pick up trash!"
Demon Cult members: "Thank you."
"No, I can't lose to her." Liu Zhuizhui looked at Yu Xiaohui surrounded by a group of children, and walked over.
Yu Xiaohui is teaching the girls how to protect themselves: "Everyone should pay attention to exercising well. If you encounter bad guys, you can use the tricks I will teach next."
The girls followed her in a dignified manner.
"That's it? Who can scare away?" Liu Zhuizhui said, walked behind her, and pressed a certain acupuncture point on her, Yu Xiaohui cried out unexpectedly.
"What will you do if the enemy sneaks up on you from here?"
"Then I'll use this trick." Yu Xiaohui turned around and demonstrated with her.
The two came and went between each other, the little girls were stunned, and applauded: "We also want to learn this pas de deux!"
Yu Xiaohui: "..."
Liu Zhuizhui: "..."
Zhang Wei also joined the beauties group, and asked with a smile: "Excuse me, two beauties, is there anything I can do for you?"
"You came just in time." Yu Xiaohui grabbed his collar and pulled him forward, "Come play the hooligan."
Zhang Wei: "."
张伟尽职尽责地扮演起流氓,舌头一舔,露出猥琐的笑容,哼哼两声就要靠近两位美女,结果接连被揍,揍得很惨。
Children: "Good! Well done!"
At the end, Liu Zhuichui also praised: "That's right, the role of the gangster is so lifelike, it can be called a real performance."
Zhang Wei smiled with a bruised nose and swollen face: "It's a big deal."
Xue Canming was here teaching the children addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, and Sun Yicheng was next to him. He quarreled Xue Canming, and retorted: "A man who is full of words can't say anything."
Sun Yicheng: "You say that no one knows anything, but I am very connotative, and I am also a great talent in the Devil's Valley!"
"Really? Then I'll test you. A dream of prosperity, half a piece of paper for fame, what's next?"
"You will know what you will, then I will also test you. The first couplet is the day when the princes and plums compete for glory. What is the second couplet?"
Xue Canming thought hard and asked, "What is it?"
"France, Holland and Belgium." Sun Yicheng said proudly, "Let me ask you again, the upper line is not benevolent, and treats everything as a dog. What about the second line?"
"What is it?"
"The ancestors have no virtue, and the descendants are like stupid pigs."
"..." Xue Canming felt the mystery from this, and his eyes lit up, "Then I will too. Listen carefully, Mulan joined the army for her father in the first line, please tell me the second line!"
Sun Yicheng scratched his ears and cheeks: "What is it?"
"Fishing in the Maldives." Xue Canming quickly drew inferences, "Clouds chasing the moon in the sky, CCTV. Five-grade sky blue satin, Liuwei Dihuang pills. The ancient west wind lean horse, and the big Beijing fat beef. How about it? Do you still want to compare with me? "
A great talent in the magic valley, died.
The children ran to Xue Canming again to learn from Wuqing.
The Right Protector over there attracted a group of children by observing the celestial phenomena. After introducing the arrangement of the stars, a girl asked, "Where is the Scorpio?"
"Scorpio?" Right Guardian was dumbfounded.
"Don't you know Scorpio? What about Aquarius Leo Virgo?"
"Virgin, virgin?" Right Protector blushed.
"It seems that big brother doesn't know anything." Several children chirped.
At this time, Wu Xiaoyu came over and said arrogantly: "Don't panic, everyone, I have arranged astronomical telescopes for you, and you can see any constellations you want at that time."
Kids: "Wow!"
Right protector said slowly: "Let me teach you how to read the sundial."
The children were silent for a moment, then turned to look at Wu Xiaoyu.
Wu Xiaoyu waved his hand: "Everyone has a watch, buy it!"
Children: "Yeah!"
The right protector, died.
The playground was very lively, some were holding lectures, and some were walking with their children.
The dean saw it strangely, patrolled around, and saw the leaders of the two teams in the corner behind the teaching building.
"It's really hard for you today. I'm worried about what to do with the children today." The dean smiled.
"You're welcome. They wanted to come yesterday, but there were enough people yesterday, so they came today. I hope they didn't disturb you." Song Zhaolan said.
"No, no, it was also the weekend." After the dean praised them a few words, he went to the front yard to see the children again.
When there were only two people left, Song Zhaolan looked at Yu Tingfeng and asked, "What are you doing here today?"
Yu Tingfeng knew what he was worried about, and said frankly: "Don't worry, there is nothing wrong with it, it's just that they were orphans or orphans since they were young, and they just wanted to visit."
Song Zhaolan nodded.
Yu Tingfeng stared at his side face for a while, and suddenly asked casually, "So what's going on with you and the number one beauty?"
"The number one beauty?" Song Zhaolan looked sideways and replied, "It's nothing, it's just a bizarre story made up by Xue Canming, do you really believe it?"
Yu Tingfeng raised his eyebrows: "It's really made up? If there is no reason, it's a story if he can speak?"
Song Zhaolan recalled it for a while and said, "I only met that beauty once."
Yu Tingfeng narrowed his eyes slightly: "You haven't been in the Jianghu for a few days, and you have already met her once, which shows that the relationship is very close. What's more, she is the daughter of the old leader."
"If you really want to say that, it may have something to do with it. When the old leader invited me to be the leader, he promised to betroth her to me. That's when we met... What happened to your hand?"
Yu Tingfeng let go of his clenched fist: "It's okay."
"It's red here." Song Zhaolan pointed to his finger, "How did you do it?"
"Helping my mother get the oven, I forgot to wear gloves." Yu Tingfeng curled up his fingers and continued to ask, "So, do you still plan to go back and get married after the demon sect is encircled and suppressed?"
"That's what the old leader meant."
"Then what do you mean by yourself?"
"I have no idea."
"Why don't you know?"
"It stands to reason that a big wedding is a good choice. She looks beautiful, and a beauty deserves a hero, isn't it a good story?"
Yu Tingfeng said in a serious tone, "Then what are you still thinking about?"
"Because I don't know if I love her or not. When I saw her, I didn't feel any lightning and thunder."
"..." Yu Tingfeng said, "If you keep using this criterion, it will be difficult for you to find someone you love in your life, right?"
"Perhaps?" Song Zhaolan asked back, "What about you, do you know what love feels like?" "
"I...I don't know." Yu Tingfeng was depressed for a moment, "No one told me how to love someone, and I don't know what benefits love can bring us."
Song Zhaolan nodded: "Forget it, it's too complicated, let's eat the cake first."
"What cake?"
"I've seen everything in your pocket."
"You chased me here because you saw my pancakes!" Yu Tingfeng glanced at him angrily, and took out the freshly packaged red bean pancakes with a displeased expression.
Song Zhaolan took a bite, and seeing Yu Tingfeng had been paying attention to the changes in his expression, he asked, "You want to eat too?"
"I don't want to." A trace of tension and anticipation flashed in Yu Tingfeng's eyes, "How does it taste?"
"Is it true?"
"Well, it has to be the truth."
"not so good."
"..."
Song Zhaolan was about to take another bite, but Yu Tingfeng snatched the rest of the cake: "Eat whatever you want, don't eat it."
"Give me back the cake." Song Zhaolan reached out to grab it.
Yu Tingfeng raised his hands high and put on a bad face: "I won't give you food, you ungrateful guy, he's only picky eaters."
Song Zhaolan stood on tiptoe and touched the cake, but the other party refused to let go, and said kindly: "Then let me say it again, although the taste is not very good, it is still edible and cannot be wasted."
"It's not easy to hear where to go." Yu Tingfeng looked down at him, and then he noticed that the two were chest-to-chest again, and the dream from last night suddenly appeared in his mind, and his face changed slightly.
At this time, from the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of a person walking around the corner, it was Liu Yun.
Yu Tingfeng's face was still a little hot, he stretched out his hand and pushed Song Zhaolan away, but he couldn't control his strength, and Song Zhaolan who was standing on tiptoe caught off guard and fell backwards.
He quickly reached out and hugged him again.
Liu Yun shook his head, looked at Yu Tingfeng reproachfully, turned around and left: "I didn't see anything, you don't need to have three hundred taels of silver here."
Yu Tingfeng:?
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Liu Yun: I was stunned by Lao Tie. What kind of performance is this? I have never seen it before. It opened my eyes