My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!-Chapter 813 - 487: Warm Reminder

"Sister Weiwei, how did I become the little junior uncle?"

"Come on, you’re almost at the Hua Realm. How can I shamelessly continue to be your master?

According to our stream of consciousness inheritance, we’re considered the first generation disciples, and you’re like my little junior sister. Isn’t it only natural to call you the junior uncle?"

"Oh, I see... but it feels so embarrassing~"

Lin Haitang looked shy as she watched Xiao Yu, who was setting lunch boxes on the table, and sighed inwardly with helplessness.

What’s a little junior uncle?

With such a monstrous talent like yours, if you keep growing, starting your own sect might be a small feat.

In the future, you might even earn titles like ’XX Patriarch’ or ’XX Master’...

Damn it! I’ll let it go with Haitang, but even such a monstrous disciple was taken by that guy!

However, Yan Weiwei’s discontent was soon overwhelmed by the aroma of meat...

"It’s my favorite Dongpo Pork!"

...

"So satisfied~ Burp~"

Half an hour later, Yan Weiwei, with a face full of happiness, was patting her belly.

"Xiao Yu, how can you make meat taste so good~"

Seeing that Yan Weiwei seemed to have regained her carefree appearance, Xiao Yu giggled while tidying up the tableware.

"As long as Sister Weiwei likes it, my sister specifically told me before she left to make more of your favorite dishes to take good care of you."

"Hey, hey! What do you mean by taking care of me? She got it backwards!" Yan Weiwei immediately protested.

Seeing Xiao Yu covering her mouth and giggling, Yan Weiwei looked frustrated.

"Even though your sister still remembers we relied on each other at home, doesn’t give us a heads up, and suddenly says she wants to go to Beijing with Meng Lang..."

Although she was mentally prepared when she returned from Meng Family Village.

But this time, the two of them publicly went on a two-day one-night trip. Isn’t this like announcing their relationship?

This is force-feeding us dog food...

Just thinking about that fellow Meng Lang’s expression before he left, as if he had married a wife, made Yan Weiwei furious.

Besides the inexplicable sour feeling in her heart, there was also an unnamed anger of her prized cabbage being taken by a pig...

"Didn’t my sister say this trip to Beijing is for work?"

"You believe that? A lawyer and an insurance salesman, what work interaction could they possibly have?

Such a lame excuse is only to fool someone like you, a kid!"

"But uncle is really talented, he has a lot of law books in his study..." Xiao Yu weakly retorted.

Before Meng Lang left, he gave Xiao Yu access to his room, and she’s been sneaking into his study whenever she has time.

"Ha! Do you know what ’pandering’ means? He’s showing his true colors! He finally got what he wanted!"

"Huh? Sister Weiwei, do you mean... uncle wants to pursue my sister?"

"Isn’t it obvious?" Yan Weiwei rolled her eyes.

"Huh? Isn’t uncle quite pitiful then? My sister used to say she didn’t want a boyfriend..." Xiao Yu looked worried.

Upon hearing this, Yan Weiwei was speechless. freeweɓnøvel~com

"Xiao Yu, whose side are you on? You’re even worrying about him?

That guy may seem honest on the surface, but he’s as cunning as a wasp’s nest.

Instead of worrying about him, you’d be better off worrying about your sister.

If the little girl keeps on saying ’uncle, uncle’, and you don’t watch over your sister, who knows, in a few days they might even have their marriage certificate!"

"Emm... wouldn’t that be a good thing?

Uncle is so talented and of good character, should we oppose it?" Xiao Yu asked naively.

Yan Weiwei was momentarily speechless.

She wanted to argue, but that guy’s abilities and character were indeed flawless...

"Ahem! It’s not like I’m opposing it... Mainly, I’m worried Haitang’s never been in a relationship, and she might get fooled by sweet talk due to lack of experience!"

"Is Sister Weiwei very experienced?" Xiao Yu asked with innocent eyes.

"I... Although I’ve never been in a relationship, I’ve watched a lot of dramas! That’s life experience!" Yan Weiwei forced a dignified response.

"Oh~"

"Ding~" X2

At this moment, a notification sound came from both of their phones almost simultaneously.

Xiao Yu took out the children’s phone Lin Haitang bought her earlier, and upon opening it, it was a selfie Meng Lang posted in the ’Xiao Yu’s Guard Team’ group.

The time was 2:10 PM, the people were Meng Lang and Lin Haitang, and the background was ’Beijing West Station’, bustling with crowds.

In the photo, uncle was grinning while making a V with his fingers, holding the camera at arm’s length. The nearby Lin Haitang seemed somewhat reluctant, looking awkward.

There was also a message below.

From Meng: [Safely arrived (smug)]

Xiao Yu quietly closed the phone, sneaked a glance...

"Ha! Looks pretty good..."

As expected, Yan Weiwei was slowly putting away her phone.

Her face appeared relaxed and composed, but the hand holding the phone was tightly clenched, making a creaking sound.

Xiao Yu instinctively shrunk her neck.

"Um... Sister Weiwei, maybe I’ll head back first."

Yan Weiwei gave Xiao Yu a serene smile.

"What’s the rush? There are still many fun activities here; let’s play around for a bit today."

"Uh... but I want to go back and study..."

"Taking a day off won’t stop you from winning the Nobel Prize."

"Well... I’m worried I’ll interrupt you and your team’s training..."

"Doesn’t matter! I’ll have your junior nephew show you around first... Xiao Zheng!"

"Hey! Master!" Zheng Wan came running over eagerly.

"Show your little junior uncle around."

"Yes!"

Once Xiao Yu was far enough, the smile on Yan Weiwei’s face slowly faded away. She pressed her hands down, and sank her energy to her dantian...

"Phew~ Don’t be angry! Don’t be angry! That guy is just deliberately messing with my inner peace; I won’t let him succeed.

If the mind is as clear as ice, it won’t be shaken by the sky falling..."

With a few deep breaths, Yan Weiwei’s face gradually calmed down.

"Ding~"

At that moment, another notification came through on her phone.

Yan Weiwei raised her eyebrows and smirked.

Thinking to herself, you’re not done yet, huh?

Would a Saint Seiya be "defeated" by the same trick twice?

I’ll tell you! Impossible!

She picked up her phone with disdain.

However, this time it wasn’t a group message from Meng Lang, but a notification text...

[[Su City Electric Power]Friendly Reminder: Dear Ms. Yan, you have an outstanding electricity bill of 1883.11 yuan, with 1431.68 yuan from previous months. Please pay by June 15 to avoid a penalty fee according to regulations.

You can check or pay through the State Grid app. (Account number: XXXXXX, Address: Su Province XXXX Neighborhood Committee First-class Residence Building 9, Unit 1102)]

Yan Weiwei: "..."

Why was Meng Lang’s electricity bill sent to the landlord’s phone?

That involves mentioning a certain landlord’s impulsive "half rent, utilities free" clause...

Her best friend got wooed away, and now she has to pay his electricity bill...

Yan Weiwei felt like coughing up old blood...

...

"Crack!"

Zheng Wan was startled by the sudden noise from behind, and turned around to see a log, as thick as a thigh, being kicked into two pieces by Yan Weiwei...

"Gulp~" He swallowed, stiffly turning to look at Xiao Yu, who stood only as tall as his waist...

"Little... Little Junior Uncle, is Master not in a good mood today?"

Xiao Yu looked back, thought for a moment, and with a mature air said seriously.

"Do you know the difference between growing up and maturing?"

"Huh? What?"

"Growing up means you know what’s happening, while maturing means you pretend not to know, after knowing, got it?"

"Um..."

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