My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing-Chapter 258 - 150 What? Are eunuchs popular now?
"The bigger, the better..."
"The bigger..."
"Big..."
The Chief Enforcer’s voice echoed long in the spacious room.
The noise wasn’t great, but it jumbled everyone’s thoughts and left their minds in a daze.
A long while passed.
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Including Li Yao, everyone, as if controlled by some mysterious force, turned their heads together with a strange look towards Chen Yu.
Chen Yu: "..."
"Rrip—"
After ripping off the tape from his mouth, Chen Yu, with a face full of black lines said, "What are you all looking at me for? I’ve already cut it off."
With that, he took off his cap.
He revealed the title: "Castrated for the Glory of Humanity."
"Oh," everyone said in unison.
The youth in the duckbill cap sighed, "Why did you do it so early?"
Chen Yu cautiously covered his crotch, "What’s it to you?"
"Your Honor, Mr. Chief Enforcer," the youth turned and bowed again, asking, "We will certainly get this thing you want, but it might take some time. How long can we delay at the latest?"
"Within three days," the Chief Enforcer extended three sharp claws, "Three days later, I will proceed with the tribute presentation ceremony."
"Three days."
The youth furrowed his brows.
As a high-ranking member of the Transcendent world, the prince of all human civilization, getting a ’majestically male’ organ was as easy for him as peeing for a kindergarten boy—with just a pinch of the hand.
However, the City of Enforcement was too far from the human residence, and due to rule restrictions, none of the civilizations’ combat powers above Class B could leave the border.
That left him with only one option.
Within the confines of the human embassy, to find a suitable monk’s body part.
"Chen Yu," scratching his head in irritation, the youth looked at Chen Yu again, "I remember your title is a ’preemptive designation’, right? Did you really do it?"
"All gone, cleanly removed," Chen Yu’s heart sank.
He understood the other party was eyeing his little brother.
After all, during the graduation exams some time ago, he had been "too conspicuous"...
With that thought, and a growing sense of crisis, Chen Yu immediately glanced at the long-haired man by his side and hesitated for a moment before saying to everyone, "There’s no safe egg in a nest overturn. It’s time for us to sacrifice for all of humanity. I, Chen Yu, can sacrifice my heart for civilization, let alone a useless piece of flesh of two ounces. But first, let me make it clear, I have already offered mine. Who here still has theirs? I hope you can extend a helping ’member’."
Everyone took a frightened half step back.
Chen Yu turned his head towards the long-haired man, "Brother, maybe you could..."
"No way!" The long-haired man waved his hands repeatedly, "We’ve only had single heirs for three generations. You must not..."
"Ah right," Chen Yu interrupted before the other could finish, shaking his head regretfully, "I almost forgot, the Chief Enforcer said it has to be majestic. You’re probably not suitable."
"What?" The long-haired man’s face changed abruptly, and he suddenly burst into a rage, shouting, "I’m not majestic? Hahaha! Not majestic? Are you serious?"
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"Swoosh!"
With the swiftness of magic, the long-haired man pulled out a dagger, his magic-infused hair wild, his demeanor akin to madness, and he swiftly stripped off his pants, "Is it not just a sacrifice for civilization? From the day I became a Transcendent, I deemed it my destiny! Not majestic? Hahaha..."
"Pssht!"
As everyone shuddered in unison, the dagger fell, and blood splattered.
"Ah!"
Li Yao screamed, covering her eyes.
"Hahaha!" Discarding the dagger and picking up the severed member, the long-haired man proudly presented it for the Chief Enforcer to see, "Your Honor, observe, is it not majestic?"
Slightly bewildered, the Chief Enforcer came to his senses, pushed up his golden glasses, and after inspecting for a moment, said, "Average."
The long-haired man’s smile froze, "..."
Chen Yu: "Better put it back quickly."
The youth: "Yes, preserve it well. With our physique, it can be reattached without issues."
The long-haired man: "..."
"Drip-drip."
"Drip-drip."
As blood dripped, hitting the floor.
The long-haired man’s title began to change.
Slowly, it turned into—[Castrated for the Glory of Humanity].
Chen Yu: "!!!"
"This one won’t work," the Chief Enforcer raised a claw negligently, waving away the blood traces as they vanished like smoke, "Next, is there another?"
"Then... what about his Highness’s?" Chen Yu again looked at the youth in the duckbill cap but shook his head before the other could speak, "No. His Highness, as a noble Prince, couldn’t possibly mutilate himself for billions of people and the whole Transcendent world."
"...Who says?" The youth paused, then removed his cap with an ugly expression, anger flooding his glare towards Chen Yu, "As a Prince, it is my duty to uphold civilization. It’s just a mere dragon root."
He took out a golden dagger from his waist and with a grit of his teeth, made his move without hesitation—down came the blade!
Blood gushed out.
Everyone in the room was shocked.
"How is this?"
Enduring the pain, the youth curled his lips into a cold smile.
What’s most important for a future ruler of the entire civilization? It’s reputation!
It’s prestige!
He knew very well that his size was actually quite similar to the long-haired man’s.
If the other was inadequate, then he was also likely not to qualify.
But then he could reattach without harm and would have gained the esteemed praise of "self-castration for humanity"!
Just this story, polished a bit, could become his greatest political asset in the future.
Indeed.
As the youth raised his own body part, displaying it for the Chief Enforcer to see.
The Chief Enforcer still shook his head, "Average."
"Damn it!" The youth’s face was filled with sorrow, "It can’t be used! Woe is me! Alas!"