My Life is a literal「Life」stream!-Chapter 30: Hua-jie?!!
From above, Fang He watched as Xiao Shen KO’d the bunch of hoodlums.
As for why he wasn’t busy having fun with the girlfriends he had stolen, Mu Jiaojiao was a top tier jade beauty!
Once you go to Mu Jiaojiao, you can never go back!
For him, every other woman was a piece of trash!
Not to mention the fact that a Third Circle True Master realm cultivator like him dual cultivating with an ordinary mortal would cause the mortal to explode. He did not care about the life or death of those girls, but he did care about the law.
After all, there was the story of a cultivator who had killed a police officer in a fit of rage. More police officers came along, and he killed them all too. Then the army came, and he killed them all off.
This caused the special forces to arrive, and, well, that cultivator’s body was now in a lab somewhere being experimented upon.
Until one reached the Ninth Circle True Immortal realm, modern firearms could significant harm to a cultivator, not to mention that being hunted by the police and army was as annoying as hell. Thus, he dared not kill them and just left them unconscious in a hotel somewhere.
He looked at Xiao Shen and frowned. "This is merely brute strength. Why is he not using any Qi?"
Fang He found this strange cultivator mixing in with ordinary mortals very strange!
Cultivators used Qi for virtually everything, from scanning with spiritual sense and controlling a flying sword. How dedicated did this fellow have to be that he would even fight hand to hand with mere mortals?!
One had to know that even a light tap using the most infinitesimal amount of Qi one could muster was enough to cripple an elephant!
"Or is the treasure in his possession so great that he dares not use any Qi, lest he attracts the attention of other cultivators?" Fang He’s eyes brightened like lightbulbs.
This meant that the fellow was still weak!
He reached out and caught a bird that was just flying past him on it’s own and enjoying it’s little life, brutally squeezed it’s neck using only two fingers and made a complicated hand seal.
The bird was instantly turned into a Jiangshi!
He chuckled to himself as he imprinted the mental command to attack the people below.
If he was really weak, then the attack would succeed, giving him the chance to finish off the fellow.
If he was actually strong, then he would escape while the fellow was busy investigating the bird!
As for getting away, was there not a saying that, of the thirty six stratagems, fleeing was best?
Escape techniques were the most highly developed techniques in the cultivaton world!
By this time, Xiao Shen dusted his hands and smirked coldly. "heh."
He had beaten up all the hoodlums in a way that they would not try to bully anyone else in the near future!
At the same time, the duration of the gifts expired as a few screens appeared in his like of sight.
«[###’s gift of x2 Strength has expired!]»
«[###’s gift of x10 resilience has expired!]»
«[###’s gift of x10 speed has expired!]»
«[###’s gift of a one time use x100 resilience has expired!]»
«[###’s gift of ten time use <Attack Sight> technique] has one hour before expiration!».
Meanwhile, the brother hoodlums finally understood that he was not their match!
"Aye! Forgive these brothers!" The brother hoodlums in a relatively better state began to kowtow to him. "Forgive us if we had ever offended you in some way! We’ll change our ways, just don’t come and beat us up for the third time!"
"Third time?" Xiao Shen raised a brow and tilted his head slightly.
Didn’t he just meet these fellows for the first time today?
"Shen-ge is super cool!" Tian Hua punched the air in excitement. "Punch! Elbow! Ball busting kick! You’re awesome!"
The brother hoodlums all felt a faint pain in their balls upon remembering the ruthless kicks to the crotch most of them had suffered.
"Haha, it’s all thanks to my amazing supporters!" Xiao Shen smiled and shot a quick glance at the night sky. He took her hand in his and they began to leave the alley.
"Ohh. Like the gym instructor and the people who believed in you while you were still busy working out?" Tian Hua looked at him with her limpid eyes and cute smile. Two cute dimples formed on her cheeks when she smiled...
"Uh, yeah. Why not?" Xiao Shen shrugged his shoulders.
As usual, messages flooded his bullet chat, at that moment, either congratulating or criticizing him.
[Anchor did well!]
[#Making the world a better place, one hoodlum at a time!]
[Anchor should beat them up more!]
[Useless mortals, you lot can’t even kill this useless Anchor whose only use should be for a bad example!]
"...." Xiao Shen had the corner of his lips twitch.
He and Tian Hua of them walked side by side under the illuminating rays of the solar powered street light. It was late, sometime about eight o’clock in the night, and the roads were very deserted.
Apart from them, there was no one else!
"Aaah~" Tian Hua yawned and covered her small mouth.
Alongside the information completely understood during the duration of the comprehension capsule that would remain in the brain permanently, the mental exhaustion would also remain!
But if did not matter much. After all, they were going to ace the test together!
"I feel like I suddenly understand so much! The test tomorrow would be passed in flying colors, right?" Tian Hua beamed brightly and skipped around Xiao Shen.
She was in a great mood as Xiao Shen had singlehandedly rescued them both from the hoodlums. Were Xiao Shen not there, then she did not want to think about what might have happened to her.
After all, it was her fault that they even entered the alley in the first place!
"Definitely!" Xiao Shen gave her a thumbs up. He opened his mouth to say more, but was interrupted by the sudden screens that appeared before his eyes.
[Anchor, watch out!]
[Something is coming!]
[Save the Little Miss!]
He blinked in confusion at these sudden messages and looked back at Tian Hua.
Her head was missing from her neck and fresh blood splurted out of the neck stump as her body crashed to the ground.
Xiao Shen’s eyes widened and his face paled. "Hua-jie!!!"
