My Life with Narration-Chapter 278 - 277: That’s a Different Price
[The morning has come, everything is coming back to life, and it’s the season for animals... to step into the club and listen to songs]
When Su Qing opened his eyes, the narration immediately echoed in his mind. This was a routine he went through every morning, but today’s narration was different, it seemed a little less serious!
Before he could grasp the situation, the narration continued
[Wang Shanshan’s grumpy father, Wang Zheng, wants to talk to you, inviting you to listen to music, and by the way, try to figure out what’s going on to come up with a strategy.]
Upon hearing this, Su Qing instinctively ignored everything else and focused entirely on listening to music at the club. Was this really how adults socialized? So thrilling?
And speaking of clubs now, aren’t they just the legendary nightclubs!
Nightclubs do exist at present, but he has only ever seen them on TV or in movies; he himself has no personal experience whatsoever.
The place he has visited most similar to a club might be a karaoke bar, and of course, the raided Qingshuiwa Platform.
But in those venues, if you don’t take the initiative, you’ll never enjoy the core services.
Every man has fantasized about visiting a brothel, but most people only imagine it. He also wants to go, and it’s not like he’s short of money, he’s just a little embarrassed to say it. Even when he goes for a foot massage, it’s all about proper service, fearing to be caught by the anti-vice squad, which would ruin his reputation at once!
But today, a big boss wants to join him for a club session to listen to some tunes. Tsk tsk tsk, this... would be quite a treat. Now, he can only silently pray that this Boss Wang is wise and doesn’t go to some decent place, also letting this bumpkin open his eyes a bit.
Having been informed that something might happen today, he naturally prepared himself. After breakfast, he rushed to the neighbor’s house and banged on the door, dragging the sleepily-eyed Auntie Shen out.
"What are you doing~~~"
Face full of confusion, Shen Yi could only let out a soulful sigh.
In response, Su Qing seated her at the dining table: "If you plan to talk like this again, you better buy a basketball, otherwise it doesn’t fit your identity."
Shen Yi: ???
"I have something today, can’t go to the company. You help me bring Da Huang over, heard from Old Wang, the company has a few projects that require Da Huang for photography." Su Qing said bluntly.
Hearing this, Shen Yi was so furious she wanted to give him a good kick: "Just because of this little thing you came banging on my door so early in the morning?"
"Nonsense, if you had just told me your door code, would I need to bang?" Su Qing spat.
Originally, they agreed to exchange door codes, but Shen Yi either forgot or did it on purpose, never bringing it up again, making it inconvenient for him since he always had to knock.
While at his place? It’s like a public living room, anyone can stroll in.
"You really wanted my room password? What, planning to sneak in at night?" Shen Yi’s gaze changed instantly, asking with interest.
"Why would I sneak in, can’t I go openly? Don’t imagine people to be so evil, otherwise, what’s your excuse for barging into my home?"
"How can we be the same? I’m a woman!" Shen Yi raised her head and launched a classic punch.
In response, Su Qing delivered a straight punch: "Isn’t it said men and women are equal? So what if you’re a woman?"
"You..."
Seeing Shen Yi suddenly speechless, for the first time, he found that throwing punches was indeed quite satisfying.
"What are you going to do today?"
"Someone’s treating, some... intrigue and deceit," scared Su Qing quickly corrected himself, he’s a decent man, it’s serious business he’s attending today, also to broaden his horizons; of course, such things shouldn’t be known to women who are short on insight.
"You need an invite for intrigue and deceit? What exactly are you up to?" Naturally, Shen Yi didn’t believe him, the words were contradictory.
"It’s about your little issue, going to discuss with someone. If it goes well, Xu Feng might be done soon. Keep an eye on that end, and remember, when men are at work, women shouldn’t poke around."
Shen Yi: ...
"Oh my, since when is Master Su so grand? Seems I’m holding you back from your fun!" In an instantly sarcastic tone, Shen Yi exclaimed, scaring Su Qing with a shiver.
What’s this, is Su He possessing her?
"Stop mimicking Su He’s speech. I don’t care what else, but after resolving this, I do need my money!"
"Sure, money is money, I’ve got plenty, would 800 be enough?"
"I’m a cop, believe it or not, I’ll arrest you for harassing an officer!" Su Qing threatened, eyes wide.
"Come on then, arrest me. I’ve done the deed, what can you do, arrest me!!" Shen Yi gestured invitingly, hands extended.
Su Qing: ...
His stint as a cop, thoroughly a failure!
Could it be that his identity as a cop isn’t genuine? Why doesn’t he have the authority of Li Zijun?
Then again, he often teases Li Zijun, so he found a balance in his heart. Being a cop, in public settings one should be cautious, yet privately, things must carry on as they do, right?
Otherwise, what’s the nature of cops handing over their pay after marriage?
Does a husband degrade a policewoman after their marriage?
Ultimately, he conceded, seeing Shen Yi acting triumphantly like she had won a battle, happily leaving after breakfast with Da Huang.
Meanwhile, he stayed home awaiting Boss Wang’s invite.
However, during this interval, he didn’t idle around, uploading the video Old Wang sent him last night to his short video account.
Tang Nan, despite having some fame, still had quite the buzz.
As he posted the video, Tang Nan did the same, both tagging each other, making it a collaborative moment.
This time it was a longer video, starting with his first-person view walking Da Huang, coincidentally encountering a masked Tang Nan, upon which Da Huang eagerly approached for a licking session.
Naturally, his voiceovers were synthesized, unrecognizable as his own, while Tang Nan took tons of photos under Da Huang’s tenacious pulling, even taking time to change outfits.
Once the video was live, his comment section buzzed with familiar thirsty comments.
"What did I just see? It’s Nan Ge, really Nan Ge?"
"I’m done; to think Da Huang’s paw reached into celeb territory, this hurts more than death!"
"Run Nan Ge, run, that dog walker can’t be trusted, just into lacy beauty!"
"Is the upstairs talking about Da Qing or Da Huang?"
"Certainly, Da Huang is so cute, obviously orchestrated by Da Qing, why would a dog like lacy stuff? Only pervy dogs!"
"Please Da Qing, just sterilize!"
"Raising funds for Da Qing, sterilize him!"
"I’ll pitch in a hundred!"
"Seriously, from Nan Jie’s side here, the two clearly know each other, both tagging."
"Exactly, Xiao Qingzi, remember, this like goes to Nan Ge!"
As for Su Qing, reading the comments, he chuckled, picking out one high-liked comment calling Tang Nan his wife to reply:
"Da Huang says, your wife is awesome"
Implying immediate backlash from numerous netizens, including Tang Nan’s female fans.
"Damn, he seriously deserves it!"
"Watch me take your dog head!"
"Shocking, lousy poop-picker lets his dog do this to a female celeb!"
"Brothers, let’s nab the dog offline!"
In just under an hour, comments broke ten thousand, viewings soared into hundreds of thousands, riding the wave of hype, he thought.
Meanwhile, Tang Nan leisurely browsed the photos Su Qing sent her while chatting with him in Beijing.
Ding
On WeChat, Tang Nan sent a photo of her with the landlord’s wife, a personal snap not included in the video.
"Why is Sister Qing so much whiter than me in the photo?"
"She’s naturally whiter than you, alright?"
"Impossible, I’ve seen her naked, no way she’s that white, must be your doing."
"You v me a hundred, and I’ll tell you!"
Quickly, Tang Nan sent him a hundred yuan red envelope.
Then Su Qing replied, "First, add acne removal and skin smoothing, then increase exposure by 30, decrease contrast by 20, increase brightness by 20, reduce saturation by 15, decrease temperature by 10, then click sharpen; hence, Sister Qing’s skin looks whiter and textured."
Subsequently, Tang Nan sent a voice clip.
"Rivva, refund!"
"Seriously, is it ’cause I’m not angry you take me for a fool, I’m really mad now!"
"Hurry and enhance the photo, match it to Sister Qing’s whiteness, faster!!!"
In response, Su Qing cooly replied, "Sure, that’s a different charge, v me 200 more!"
Tang Nan: [60’’]
Su Qing: ...
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