My Life with Narration-Chapter 309 - 306: So You’re "Dad Su"? I’m the Uncle
"Let go, let go quickly, get off me!" Shen Yi screamed, her voice filled with embarrassment and anger.
At that moment, her head was wrapped in flesh-colored stockings, pinned down on the sofa by Su Qing’s arresting skill, with a loud ’thud’.
Despite this, she was still tightly clutching the sheet and pajamas in her arms, which were the evidence of her misdeeds, having been snatched back by her just now.
She knew the passcode to Su Qing’s room. With her head wrapped in stockings, she hurried to the balcony from the photos in her friends circle, ready to dash out in Su Qing’s astonished gaze.
How could this happen? Her fate had taken a turn for the worse; she came on time, but couldn’t go back!
"Oh hey, Aunt Shen, what a special interest! What’s this style today? A color tough bandit?" Su Qing looked at Shen Yi, who was pinned on the sofa, and joked.
With her head wrapped in stockings, of all things to come up with, isn’t this stealing the bell? As if he couldn’t see, he sees this figure every day, how could he not recognize it? At the very least, change outfits before you come out, afraid others can’t recognize you, huh?
The most crucial part is, getting caught and not even changing the voice a bit; frankly, it seems a bit like she doesn’t consider him as human.
"You are the color tough bandit, let go, let go quickly!" Shen Yi shouted with her head wrapped in stockings.
"No? Last time I saw someone wrapped stockings over their head, it was in a certain series movie, the actor was from an island nation, the scene was at a school, playing a pervert, tut tut tut, didn’t see it coming, Aunt Shen, you have potential for movie filming!" Su Qing laughed.
"I didn’t, I’m not, you’re talking nonsense, let go of me, help!!!" Shen Yi kicked around with her feet, slapping the sofa while yelling.
Su Qing:...
Is the triple denial upgraded now?
"Stop talking nonsense, admit your mistake, and put down my sheet and pajamas!"
"Dream on, Qing Jie, Qing Jie, come help quickly, help!" With Shen Yi’s shouts, even the landlady listening to the commotion outside couldn’t help but appear, standing at the door saying: "Oh, playing around!"
Su Qing:...
Shen Yi:...
What kind of words are these, what’s playing around, have you ever seen this kind of play?
Seeing them like this, Wen Nanqing suddenly wanted to just leave them to it, maybe the more they fight, the closer they’ll become emotionally.
"Hurry up and get up, Wen Jie is here, what else do you want to do!" Shen Yi immediately took off the stockings over her head, instantly, her hair was a complete mess, like a hen’s nest.
"What do I want to do? I should ask you, charging into my house in broad daylight, snatching my sheet and pajamas then running out, what do you want? With your head wrapped in stockings, I could mistake you for a robber!" Su Qing said coldly.
"I... I, I just wanted to help you wash those clothes, good intentions taken as donkey liver and lungs, hurry up and get up or I’ll really get angry!"
Saying this, Shen Yi’s face turned as red as if it could bleed, not knowing whether it was embarrassment or anger, either way, her whole body felt feverish.
From behind, from his perspective, he could clearly see Shen Yi’s earlobes and neck quickly turning red as visible to the naked eye.
"Alright, alright, you both are grown-ups now, why act like children, Su, let go, quit messing around!" Wen Nanqing came in to persuade.
After all, she was called by Shen Yi as reinforcement, taunting aside, when it comes time to help, help must be given.
In response, Su Qing and Shen Yi exchanged a glance, then Su Qing reached out to touch her neck and found it somewhat hot, immediately letting go and asking: "Still not recovered from the fever? Should we go to the hospital?"
Upon hearing this, Shen Yi got up, her cheeks still flushed, but still clutching her evidence of misdemeanors, looking at his expression only made her more infuriated, immediately she stamped on his foot barefoot several times and then ran back to the next room.
Seeing this, Wen Nanqing couldn’t help but cover her mouth with laughter: "Don’t worry, her fever is almost gone, just embarrassed really, you are truly bad. Found it, fine, but you hang things on the balcony and post in friends circle, inevitably she ran here with stockings on."
"This can’t be blamed on me, can’t it? Usually, does she seem a clean woman ah, Wen Jie, you should’ve seen the scene when I just entered the bedroom, tut tut tut!" Su Qing said while casually picking up the stockings Shen Yi threw on the sofa, couldn’t help but comment: "She actually knows shame, huh? Eh, she has flesh-colored stockings, truly a rich person, the fabric is good, the hand feel, quite smooth!"
Looking at him play with the stockings, the landlady felt her face flush, her body highly uncomfortable, felt like those hands weren’t squeezing stockings but squeezing her legs since those stockings took off from her own legs.
Suddenly snatching them back: "Curious about everything, stockings, a woman’s intimate item, do you want to collect them, here I’ll help return them to her."
In response, Su Qing somewhat surprisedly glanced at the landlady but didn’t take it seriously.
"Anyway, today at noon, you and little Yi come to my house, my brother wants to meet, originally wanted to call you out, he arranged the place, but I said no outsiders, see at home, no problem, right?" Wen Nanqing quickly switched topics, pretending to be relaxed.
"No problem, just as well I’m tired recently, lazy to go out."
Through narration naturally he knew Wen Jingqi’s purpose to meet him, but he wasn’t afraid, it was a simple money transaction with the landlady, nothing shady.
Moreover, after all, he helped them a lot, so he didn’t feel Wen Jingqi could do anything to him.
I’m not coveting your sister, why should I be afraid, with money what? Who is without, we’re millionaires now.
"Alright then, just wait for my call!"
With that, Wen Nanqing left with the stockings in hand.
On the other side, when Wen Nanqing arrived next door, she saw Shen Yi already throwing the sheets and pajamas into the washing machine, adding a lot of detergent to erase the evidence.
Although she had thought of just throwing them away, she inexplicably decided to keep them in the end.
"Satisfied now?" the landlady asked, tossing the stockings in her hand in as well.
"What for?"
"What do you think? You pulled them over your head, got them dirty. After washing, you keep them. They’re a testament to your sour, smelly love story, so don’t say they’re mine. I don’t want them!"
Shen Yi: ...
Seeing her silence, Wen Nanqing continued, "What, are you going to wash and keep these pajamas for yourself? Ew~~~ I knew I wasn’t wrong about you. You are indeed the most perverted among the three of us. Indeed, only someone who’s never dated before can date like this. It’s really interesting. If it were Xiao Tang, the kid would already be in primary school by now."
Shen Yi rolled her eyes at her, "The one with a kid already in primary school is you!"
"Hey, you really forget favors once they’re done, eh? Wasn’t it just a moment ago that you were begging me?"
"Anyway, the evidence is already destroyed. Why should I be afraid of him?"
Wen Nanqing sighed helplessly at this. Watching these two date is entertaining but truly exhausting. Can’t they just make it quicker? If it’s that hard, buy some aphrodisiac. I’ve already got a membership. Am I lacking in money for your little advance episodes?
"Alright then, as long as you’re happy. I’ll call you at noon. You and Xiao Su come to my house together. My brother’s coming over, just the right time to discuss Xu Feng’s matter!"
"What? Is there any news?" Shen Yi asked eagerly upon hearing this.
The landlady shrugged her shoulders, "How would I know? I’m just a little widow, barely leaving my house, relying on a meager rent to maintain household expenses. These things are for you big shots to worry about, I’m off!" 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂
Watching her leave, Shen Yi couldn’t help but grind her teeth in frustration. Is that even human talk?
Claiming to rely on meager rent to get by, selling her entire company wouldn’t even match half of her properties.
The key point is, she’s a shareholder but doesn’t need to worry about anything, still earning not any less, who can stay balanced with that?
Time flew to twelve-thirty in the afternoon, Wen Jingqi was sitting on the landlady’s couch.
"Little Yun? Little Yun? Uncle’s here, why aren’t you playing with uncle?" Wen Jingqi looked at the little girl rolling around with Da Huang, trying to get her attention. Every time he came, the little girl would always cling to him.
"Brother, stop calling. With Da Huang around, she doesn’t even want to play with me. Saves me a lot of effort," Wen Nanqing said with a smile, pouring a glass of water for her brother.
Upon hearing this, Wen Jingqi was a little taken aback, then laughed, "You, you, why don’t you hire a nanny if you have the money? No need to wear yourself out!"
"We have cleaning services, they come once a week, but as for taking care of the child, forget it. I don’t need to work, so I spend more time with Xiao Yun. She doesn’t even have a father. If I let a nanny take care of her, how pitiful would that be?" Wen Nanqing replied with a smile.
As long as their family conditions were decent, they would hire a nanny, but not her. She preferred looking after her child herself, without working, relishing the experience. Got to find some activities for oneself, right?
"Alright, as long as you’re happy. By the way, it’s only half a month until school starts, take Xiao Yun home to see mom and dad. The grandparents miss their granddaughter!"
"Okay, I’ll prepare!"
"By the way, this dog belongs to that Xiao Su, right?" Wen Jingqi turned the conversation.
"Yeah, why?"
"Nothing, I heard from mom that Xiao Yun calls him Su Daddy, so this brother-in-law wants to meet him!"
The landlady: ...
"Brother~~ Xiao Yun’s just a kid calling for fun, and you’re teasing along. Besides, he’s Xiao Yi’s little boyfriend. When they arrive, you better not talk nonsense, got it?"
Wen Jingqi waved his hand, "Don’t worry, brother knows how to behave!"
Ding dong
As the pair chatted, the doorbell rang.
"Aha, Xiao Yi and Su Qing have arrived!"
She got up and ran to open the door, and sure enough, Su Qing and Shen Yi were standing at the doorway.
But before she could speak, a voice came from behind:
"Hello, hello, you must be Su Daddy? I’m uncle!"
Everyone: ...
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