My Life with Narration-Chapter 349 - 345: Why Don’t You Just Kill Me

After a chaotic moment, with paper tissues and splashing river water on his forehead, the nosebleed finally stopped.

Especially the latter, which was Wen’s mother’s homemade remedy, no one quite knew if it was effective, but anyhow, it worked.

At this moment, Su Qing had tissues stuffed in his nostrils, looking a bit comical, and Da Huang’s face was so swollen it was unrecognizable, looking even more comical.

After listening to the chattering accounts of a few women, he then discovered that Da Huang and the little girl had run to the backyard, eventually finding a beehive, claiming that there was honey inside.

The little girl wanted to poke it with a stick, while Da Huang made a running start and caught it in his mouth, and then tragedy struck.

In Da Huang’s cry of agony, the little girl was frightened and cried endlessly. Wen Nanqing hurried over, heard a ’buzzing’ sound nearby, and knew there were wasps, immediately scooped up her daughter and ran out, as for Da Huang, there was no time to attend to him.

The end result was Da Huang was stung who knows how many times, and now he was completely disfigured, listening to everyone’s ridicule, he was squatting by the river, looking at his own reflection, deeply saddened.

He was already a eunuch, and now he had lost his handsome face, Da Huang felt he had lost all hope of living, but luckily the little girl was there to pat his head and comforted:

"Da Huang, it’s okay, mama said you’ll be fine in a couple of days!"

Hearing this, Da Huang took a sharp intake of breath, the drool on either side of his mouth was sucked back in, then it drooled down again: "Woof woof, aw~" [Really? Don’t lie to me, just now my poop-scooper didn’t even recognize me, he even laughed at me, he laughed at me!]

The little girl naturally couldn’t understand what he was saying, but Su Qing could understand, only hearing the ’click click’ twice, two photos were saved into the phone album, then a video was recorded.

"Done, got new material again!"

Da Huang: "Woof woof woof" [If I could open my mouth, I’d kill you, where are you, come out, why can’t I see you?]

With a face puffed up, Da Huang looked silly and adorable, no one was truly upset, they even felt like laughing.

At this moment, the little girl held onto his fishing rod, but before she could speak, a narration triggered in Su Qing’s mind.

"Beginner’s protection period activated, kid’s luck +1, fishing success!"

In the next second, the bell he had set in front of him started to ring, seeing this, he grabbed the fishing rod and pulled it back hard.

"Got a fish, got a fish, really got it!"

"Hey, I’ve always said fishing has nothing to do with skill, it’s just like playing cards," Wen’s mother said, looking at her old man.

Wen’s old man couldn’t help but roll his eyes repeatedly.

Soon, under Su Qing’s absolute strength, a 20 cm grass carp was caught, although the fish was not large, it gave him a lead, and he defeated the old angler.

The little girl applauded and shouted, "Su Daddy is awesome!"

At four in the afternoon, in front of the Wen Family’s gate.

"Uncle, I can’t accept this, it’s too precious!" Su Qing shook his head repeatedly, looking at the fishing rod he had used in the afternoon being packed up and handed over by the landlord’s wife.

You must be joking, a rod worth over seventy thousand, dare I take something like this? Besides, I’m not even a fishing enthusiast.

"What precious, not precious, it’s a gift from a friend, it’s no use staying with me, you take it and have fun, be good!" Wen’s old man said with a smile.

[The Wen family’s old man thinks you’re really good, giving you a gift to show a bit of kindness, hoping that the two kids in the family can interact with you more, since more friends mean more paths, even though a police identity may seem useless, in some connections, it’s vital!]

Hearing this, Su Qing felt speechless, what’s with this situation, how could he not know Wen’s old man’s thoughts through the narration, one was to thank him for his help, and the other was because he seemed promising, paving the way for his own kids, who knows, it might be useful someday.

After he caught the fish, their fishing trip came to an end, they all sheepishly returned home and chatted for a while. 𝗳𝗿𝐞𝕖𝘄𝗲𝕓𝗻𝚘𝚟𝕖𝐥.𝚌𝕠𝕞

Only at this point did they propose saying goodbye, the two elders naturally disagreed, Wen’s mother kept insisting they should stay, at the very least have dinner before leaving.

If it weren’t for him having to go to the capital tomorrow for a justified reason, looking at the posture today, he wouldn’t be getting out of this village.

"No, no, I really can’t take this" Su Qing waved his hand, Wen’s old man, as the narration said, indeed gave him a gift, but this fishing rod is expensive, and he has no use for it, he really didn’t want to accept it, after all, there’s no reward without labor.

Seeing this, Wen Nanqing without allowing any refusal, pushed the fishing rod into his hands and said: "It’s okay, Xiao Su, just take it, my dad has wanted to thank you for a long time!"

"Wen Jie, I..."

"Be good, just take it!" Wen Nanqing glared at him and said, even Shen Yi beside her was smiling and said: "Uncle gave it to you, means he doesn’t see you as an outsider, take it."

Seeing this, Su Qing had no choice but to accept it and thanked Wen’s old man.

"Xiao Su, if you ask me, you and Xiao Yi should just stay for the night, there’s plenty of room here!" Wen’s mother wasn’t satisfied.

"Auntie, next time, next time I’ll definitely come and stay for a few days!"

"It’s settled then, do come over when you have free time, treat it like your own home!"

"Got it, Auntie!"

After saying this, he and Shen Yi took Da Huang and got in the car, Wen Nanqing also took the little girl and got in another car, everyone waved, and they slowly drove out of the village.

Looking at how the house suddenly quieted down, Wen’s mother couldn’t help but sigh: "Such good kids, and they’ve gone, now it’s really quiet at home now!"

"Stop sighing, the kid is indeed good, but lacks a bit in dealing with people." Obviously, Wen’s old man was still a bit grudging about being utterly defeated in chess and fishing. How come young people don’t know how to let elders win?

If he were his son-in-law, the first time visiting and playing mahjong, he would be obligated to intentionally lose, still think about winning? Dream on.

"Heck, how old do you think Xiao Su is, you thought everyone else is like you? Always thinking about human relationships?"

"Why are you yelling at me, the young man is dating Xiao Yi, how could he possibly come to our family?"

Hearing this, Wen’s mother felt even more upset, then clapped her hands: "No, I have to keep contacting acquaintances, see if there’s any good young man, just like Xiao Su’s conditions, I just refuse to believe, with our family’s conditions, can’t attract a son-in-law."

In the city, at a pet hospital.

"Oh dear, oh my, your dog is quite unique looking, is this a golden retriever? I thought it was Snoopy!" A young vet in a short white coat was poking at Da Huang’s terribly swollen lips while laughing.

At this moment, Da Huang still had two long threads of drool hanging from both sides of his mouth, both pitiful and comical, making one want to laugh just by seeing it.

"Uh... doc... doctor, it really is a golden retriever, hahaha, it got stung by wasps, will it be okay?" Su Qing asked, laughing.

Shen Yi was standing behind him, looking at Da Huang, unable to hold back her laughter as well.

The young vet opened Da Huang’s mouth and examined it, then nodded: "It’s okay, not too serious, I’ll help get the stingers out and clean the wounds soon enough."

"Really? It looks very swollen to me though?" Su Qing asked, although he felt like laughing, when it came to Da Huang’s safety, he was concerned.

"Of course, I’m a professional, although I’ve only been interning for less than a month, there’s absolutely no problem." The girl said.

Su Qing: ...

Shen Yi: ...

Da Huang: "Woo~~ Woo~~ Woof woof woof!"

[Why don’t you just kill me already!]

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