My Life with Narration-Chapter 369 - 366: The Shortcut... Was Startled

Police station, precinct, places like these, especially in big cities, have people reporting cases every day, though most are civil cases. But you have to admit, there are a lot of oddballs.

At Qingshui Garden, in the landlord’s wife’s house, Wen Nanqing was giving Shen Yi a lesson in politics, imparting her not-so-great and fairly unsuccessful relationship experiences.

The funniest part was, one of them was willing to teach and the other was eager to learn, and quite enthusiastically too.

"What have you been doing these days? Can you have a bit more drive? Either go all in or stay out of it; what you’re doing now is really creepy, you know.

Let me tell you, don’t think only we women have the prince-chasing-Cinderella scenario in our minds. Every man dreams of a queen-like sister falling in love with him. It’s human nature. You need to show your strong, big-sister dominance and conquer him outright.

Lurking around with no purpose won’t get you anywhere. Don’t you think it’s satisfying to be a wealthy sister throwing money at a guy? You have to learn to enjoy it, take it as a fun conquest." As she gestured wildly, the landlord’s wife seemed unusually excited, even more so than Shen Yi herself.

Shen Yi’s recent failures made Wen Nanqing want to demonstrate personally.

Though she had a gentle temperament, it’s well-known that the gentler and more introverted someone is, the more twisted they can be inside, and the landlord’s wife was certainly one of the best examples.

She had already wanted to experience the feeling of forcefully conquering a man, but her nature wouldn’t allow her to do such things.

But no worries, if she couldn’t do it herself, wasn’t there ready material here?

Rather than improving herself, she might as well rely on others. If this worked out, she’d be the best director of the year.

Even if she couldn’t be the lead, the lead’s success would be because of her, and this behind-the-scenes boss feeling... even better!

Just the thought got Wen Nanqing excited, and seeing Shen Yi’s failure only made her more frustrated.

"Huh~~~ Conquer, enjoy? Why does that sound so twisted? I’m a woman, not a female thug, and besides, I haven’t thought of going all the way... oops, what I mean is, I just want a little more thrill." Shen Yi gritted her teeth with a twisted expression, even leaning back slightly to keep some distance from the landlord’s wife.

This reckless mom was getting creepier by the day, and her own little quirks seemed insignificant in comparison.

"You craving a little thrill from someone else, why don’t you call yourself twisted? Who in their right mind thinks this way?" retorted Wen Nanqing.

Shen Yi: ...

Have to admit, thinking about it, she’s quite twisted herself. It’s like the saying goes, pot calling the kettle black; one has a twisted mind, the other twisted actions.

"Uh... so what do you think I should do?"

Upon hearing this, Wen Nanqing’s lips curled into a smile as she said, "Watch closely, sister will demonstrate this once. Now I’m you, and you’re little Su, pay attention to my body language and facial expressions."

Then, Wen Nanqing got up and walked towards her, swaying her hips slightly, maintaining an elegant demeanor. The pendant on her bun swayed with each step, and combined with her slightly plump figure, Shen Yi was mesmerized.

Her eyes fixed on several important parts of her body, her dress shimmered like water, and her exposed skin was as smooth as milk.

Before Shen Yi reacted, Wen Nanqing approached her, lightly placed one hand on her shoulder, lifted a leg onto the sofa, and gazed down at Shen Yi from a high angle.

With her other hand, she raised Shen Yi’s chin, her eyes drawing Shen Yi in, and then said, "Little brother, sister’s feeling down today, want to have a drink with me~?"

"Remember, that last part has to be drawn out," she said, moving closer to Shen Yi, handing her a cup from the table, which Shen Yi instinctively took.

But Wen Nanqing didn’t let go and gently brought it to her lips, and Shen Yi somehow found herself taking a sip.

"See, isn’t it easy? Then you just need to repeat several times. Also, when the moment’s right, lift up your dress a little, don’t cover up too much, who’s going to look if you cover it all up!"

Saying this, she lifted her own dress a bit. After all, it was just the two of them, her daughter was busy with homework in the bedroom, and there were no men around, so she was quite uninhibited.

"Gulp~" went Shen Yi as she swallowed hard.

Seeing this, Wen Nanqing got up and gave her a sideways glance: "What are you gulping for, you creep!"

"Uh... honestly, I think, Sister Qing, you’re more suited for this than me. Also, how do you know so much?" Shen Yi asked weakly.

If she didn’t know Wen Nanqing’s personality, she’d think she walked into a nightclub; she was too skilled at this! Could it be that having had a partner makes you play this way?

"What’s so special? The tricks I learned from reading bossy CEO novels, and as for the gestures, there are different series: office, hotel, time stoppage, neighbor, etc. If you like, I’ll send them to your computer later!"

Upon hearing this, Shen Yi’s eyes widened, frantically waving her hands: "No, no, you keep them for yourself!"

"What would I watch them for, I’ve already seen them all!"

Shen Yi: ...

Have to admit, the landlord’s wife is very generous, doesn’t keep anything to herself, and she’ll really share her videos.

"This... will it work?"

"Didn’t you just have a drink? Xiao Su can’t handle much, I’ll get you a good bottle later, that taste is tangy and strong, I won’t say too much. Just two drinks and you’re set."

"And now I..."

"Right now, your task is to hurry back to cook a meal, or order a good table from outside to be delivered. Remember, don’t use your ultimate move right away, there needs to be a buildup. Once the meal is nearly over, then use it, otherwise it’s too sudden!"

Hearing this, Shen Yi couldn’t help but worry: "Ah~~ still eating? These past days my diet has become irregular, if I keep eating like this, I’m really afraid I’ll put on weight."

Women, who doesn’t care about their figure?

Upon hearing this, the landlord’s wife smiled slightly, patted her shoulder, and said: "Sister, listen to my advice, sister’s been through it. A big belly is inevitable, better to grow it with food than to let someone else do it. You choose!"

Shen Yi: "... ah, this..."

Then, under someone’s persuasion, she went downstairs heading towards her own place, mumbling along the way: "Grow it with food, not let someone else do it, sooner or later, grow it with food..."

Soon she arrived at the elevator in front of her hoped-for door, coincidentally running into Su Qing, who had just returned from the police station, waiting on the first floor.

"Oh? You just got off work too?"

Shen Yi was startled, and when she saw Su Qing for a moment, she got nervous, and couldn’t control her mouth:

"My belly’s big"

Su Qing: ???

Immediately, a sharp and piercing scream echoed throughout the entire floor, even the whole building. Su Qing, being the closest, felt a dizzying sensation, his eardrums buzzing, and his expression twisted.

Then, under his puzzled gaze, Shen Yi turned and fled as if escaping.

[The sudden encounter caused Wolong to voice her inner thoughts, her spirit was greatly shocked, the shortcut she... got startled!]

Su Qing: "Impregnated? Is this shortcut serious?"

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