My System Forces Me to Live off Women-Chapter 171 - 163: Shift Scheduling Issues
"Giving us a shot? Booster shot? I’ll beat you first!"
"Manning, help me out here!"
"Getting a shot is a joke, why don’t we just go to bed? It’s so late, stop fooling around."
"Did you take his last name Li? You little bitch! How can three people sleeping together be any good? Have you forgotten what we agreed on? Help me chase this wolf away!"
"Shut up, all of you take off your pants, I’m going to start the injection now, this vaccine is just a fart shot..."
"Get lost! Go away, you little rascal!"
"Li Peifeng, are you seriously pulling my pants down in front of her?! Get out!"
"Xiaofeng, you beast, what do you want to do? Are you asking for death?"
"Since you refuse vaccination, I have to take compulsory measures... Ah, how bold, you dare attack the doctor?"
Then, the two girls reached an agreement, and with some commotion in the side bedroom, Li Peifeng was driven out.
"A woman I cannot conceal. A woman makes my whole body ache"—Borges.
Li Peifeng deeply resonated with this sentiment, as his upper body had been pinched by Wu Wenyue and Xu Manning all over, making him grimace and rub his sore spots as he returned to his room, though he still felt slightly unwilling when recalling the earlier situation.
Just a tiny bit more, just a tiny bit more and the vaccine shot would have been adminstered to the two girls.
Summing up the failed experience, Li Peifeng speculated that maybe he chose the wrong timing, firstly because Wu Wenyue hadn’t completely healed, and secondly, there was a lack of romance.
Cosplay is certainly thrilling, but if the three wanted to get closer, they needed a romantic atmosphere beyond that, and he failed to create such an atmosphere, leading to some resistance from the two girls.
But this "nucleic acid test" wasn’t entirely fruitless, as Li Peifeng at least gained an understanding of the power of the reward he just drew: [Halo] Image Spokesperson.
Two chances at the lottery, one drawn blank, and the second landed on this.
Tony teacher’s Secret Technique halo was indeed domineering, not to mention the funny ability where hairstyles wouldn’t be messed up by the wind; nor the increased effects of cosmetics with reduced side effects, which were not very useful for a man like Li Peifeng; just talking about the last function of the halo, every accessory worn increased the overall image by 10%; it’s definitely not fake, and the halo can be activated nonstop all day.
After the drawing, Li Peifeng spent quite some time in his bedroom, wearing rings and sunglasses, feeling indeed more handsome after looking in the mirror before heading back to the side bedroom to test it on Wu Wenyue and Xu Manning.
The practical effect was extraordinary, a 50% boost from the mask, and both girls liked him more, breaking through the halo limit with an additional 30%, making him explode.
If Li Peifeng’s looks were at a ’campus heartthrob’ level before, it’s no longer a simple description with the halo added.
Since every person has a different aesthetic sense, even the most handsome man might be seen as average by some, but the Image Spokesperson halo involved mystical Magic powers, transcendental of personal aesthetics, making everyone acknowledge the image of the halo user, at least recognizing the halo’s 50% or 80% enhancement.
So when Li Peifeng entered the room, he saw stars appearing in Wu and Xu’s eyes.
It was estimated that without this halo, barging into the two girls’ bedroom with his look, which seemed more like a ’psycho’ than a doctor, would have gotten him kicked out instantly, and kissing sessions wouldn’t have worked.
But even the best things have flaws; Li Peifeng felt that if he took off the mask, the enhanced image would disappear, possibly leading to his expulsion related to this aspect.
"In the future, I could consider wearing a watch, necklace, or small earrings on a long-term basis, generally wearing two or three, and for important occasions, gathering five, fully activating the halo, holding the Golden-Banded Staff, to slay demons!"
Touching his earlobe, Li Peifeng contemplated the possibility of going to the hospital for a couple of ear piercings.
Would wearing earrings look effeminate? He didn’t have such worries; Li Peifeng felt that with his height and weight, wearing earrings to soften his appearance would make him seem less imposing, and quite impressive instead.
"Time to write, time to write!"
Putting aside random thoughts, Li Peifeng poured himself a cup of hot water, opened his computer, and got down to business.
Facing a heavy workload, he had a new project proposal to write and the ending of the "Female-Dominated World" novel to prepare for; thus, the new book had to be temporarily set aside. Li Peifeng planned to dedicate a month’s hard work to finish the "Female-Dominated World," or at least to have the entire draft completed before focusing wholeheartedly on the new book, but he would note down any ideas if inspiration hit.
"This damn book’s entry ends here for today!"
At past two in the morning, Li Peifeng stretched, logged into TT out of habit to check messages before bed, only to find his TT had blown up.
He received numerous private messages from peers, and in several author chat groups, his account ’The Wind of the Mortal Realm’ was mentioned even more. The reason was that after signing the electronic platinum contract earlier, today, there was finally an additional two lines under his author profile; Platinum.
Simultaneously, a small official announcement advertisement appeared on the homepage of Endpoint’s female readership website: ’Congratulations to the new platinum author of our site, The Wind of the Mortal Realm’.
Clicking on it led directly to Li Peifeng’s author homepage, with an additional editorial comment below his pen name.
"The Wind of the Mortal Realm, platinum author at Endpoint Group, works full of creativity, with a humorous and witty writing style, dramatic plots, and widely loved by readers."
