My System Forces Me to Live off Women-Chapter 67 - 65: Zhao Qingge’s Split Personality

Li Peifeng has a dream, a commitment, a belief!

It seems to make people feel burning desire, a fiery pain in the lungs, every breath is sweet but scalding, causing the whole body’s surface temperature to increase.

Mind blown, heart fluttered, lost in wild fantasies!

It’s so great, so urgent, so pure, can be described in just three words;

"Look at the legs!!"

But in Dong, any lofty thoughts will crash to the ground because the gravity of reality is too heavy!

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "Not the legs!"

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "What about the chest?"

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "Not the chest either!"

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "What about the tummy? Let me see your belly!"

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "No! Are you a pervert?!"

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "Who keeps asking me for photos every day? You’re the real pervert!"

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "..."

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "(meat photo)"

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "I have many photos like this, but I’ll ask you once more, is looking at the legs okay?!"

Two minutes passed without a response, Li Peifeng resisted the urge to bash the wall, typed again: "Is it okay?"

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "Taking it now!"

Li Peifeng took a deep breath, only feeling sweat forming on his forehead, anticipation skyrocketing, but five minutes went by.

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "Are you looking for a web pic? That’s totally unnecessary!"

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "(flash photo)"

Seeing what was sent, Li Peifeng really wanted to smash the wall.

Because Zhao Qingge sent a flash photo which can only be viewed on the phone for five seconds, can’t be saved, can’t be screenshotted, but this was clearly the other party’s limit, can’t ask for more.

At least this shows Zhao Qingge probably didn’t use an online picture to fool me; if it was like that, she wouldn’t have sent a flash photo...

Fortunately, Li Peifeng had a laptop nearby, and his smart brain immediately thought he could use the laptop’s front camera to capture the phone screen, physically saving the photo this way!

Once thought, action followed.

Li Peifeng first turned on the laptop’s front camera function, ready at any moment, then opened the picture on his phone.

Hold!

Instantly, Li Peifeng saw the true face of the photo, but didn’t dare to linger, directly using the laptop camera to shoot again.

Click click click the mouse madly, five seconds passed, flash photo expired, tons of backups saved.

Li Peifeng then carefully observed from the laptop.

The photo was taken from a top-down angle, two long, snowy white beautiful legs, smooth and fair, straight and attractive, lying on white sheets just like those in his room, a perfect curve lightly draping from the end of the calf along the foot back to the five toes, then gently coiling down to the rounded heel. The foot surface was elegantly contoured, bent into shape.

This isn’t just legs; this is art!

The only regret is, the thigh part is exposed just a tiny bit above the knee, any girl in a skirt on the street shows more than that.

But when Li Peifeng thought about how Zhao Qingge wore dress pants today, taking this photo must have been... hmm.

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "So that’s it, that’s it, that’s it?"

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "You still owe me two photos."

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "(photo)(photo) Take them, learn from me, I never send flash photos!"

...

There’s a kind of unease called weightlessness.

Like Alice falling into the hole, the passage below is so long, she tumbles toward the center of the earth, flailing but nothing to grasp onto. She wants to speak but no one can hear, thoughts in her mind start swirling with interesting, curious, and fearful imaginations.

"The endpoint is unknown, maybe it’s hell, maybe it’s a hell worse than hell."

Zhao Qingge’s forehead was slightly sweaty, leaning against the headboard, half-lying on the bed, clutching her now-off screen phone tightly, knuckles whitening from the force, half a minute later, feeling the coolness on her legs, as if awaking from a dream, she pulled the blanket over her legs.

Her mind was still blank, like a puppet that lost its soul.

After a long time, she picked up her phone.

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "What are you doing?"

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "Swimming in the spring water by the Seine River."

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "??"

Ren Ren Yi Liang Feng: "Your legs are like the spring water by the Seine River; even someone like me who can’t swim is willing to drown in them."

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "Jerk! Don’t you like your advisor?"

It has to be Zhao Qingge my advisor, fierce enough to even get jealous of herself!

Li Peifeng was speechless inside, but still typed: "Just joking, actually I’m still thinking about how to make my advisor happy."

A Breeze in the Human World: "Sis, do you think if I invite her to hang out and then treat her to dinner, she’ll feel better and forgive me?"

"Not sure, but you can try."

After pondering for a moment, Zhao Qingge deleted the latter half of the sentence and only sent three words: Not sure.

More than a minute passed without a reply. Zhao Qingge stared at the chat box on the screen, her fingers twitching as she considered typing something several times but held back. In her hesitation, a knocking sound came.

"Knock knock~"

"Professor, are you busy?"

"..."

"I want to go for a walk outside, how about joining me?"

Li Peifeng waited outside the door for about ten seconds without a response, then raised his voice and asked again.

Though there was still no reply, his phone rang, and it was a call from Zhao Qingge.

"Agreed? Asked me to wait because she’s changing clothes?"

Due to the cheerful chat atmosphere with Yun Xin Yue Xing earlier, Li Peifeng optimistically answered the call.

But what he heard was completely contrary to his imagination...

"Li Peifeng, remember, we came to Wuzhen for work, not for a vacation."

On the line, Zhao Qingge’s voice was accusatory and unusually stern; it was so loud that Li Peifeng could hear it from outside the door.

"If you want to play, go by yourself! I’m not your tour guide, nor your friend, I’m your advisor! If you dare to delay work during the conference tomorrow, I won’t let you off easily!"

"Uh."

Li Peifeng was stunned, still not having recovered from the leg photo ’Yun Xin Yue Xing’ just sent, the seductive and lewd thoughts lingering in his mind. And now he received a scolding from Professor Zhao, addressing him by his full name?

It’s the same person, how can the difference between online and offline be so vast?

"I’ll just go out for dinner and come back."

Li Peifeng said meekly, "Should I bring you something to eat?"

"No need."

Zhao Qingge replied sternly, "I have to remind you of one more thing. Once we return to school, you’ll have to organize the online literature creation seminar. The schedule is tight, so you must prepare the course materials within these few days. I suggest you focus on ’The Evil CEO’ since its film rights have just been sold, making it the most commercially valuable of all your works. The students will surely be interested in it."

"Mm-hmm, understood."

"Li Peifeng, I have some more things to say, listen carefully!"

"Please go ahead."

Zhao Qingge coldly snorted, "You are not a child anymore, focus on your studies, and read well! Don’t let impure thoughts wander, don’t harbor those despicable notions. If you stray into the wrong path, it would be unforgivable, heading to a hell that’s worse than any regular hell!"

"Think about your parents, they’re proud of you and have high expectations. I advise you not to ruin your future, to become morally corrupt, commit crimes, and make them disappointed and heartbroken!!!"

"..."

"Beep~ Beep~ Beep~"

Li Peifeng felt like kicking the door down and giving Zhao Qingge a piece of his mind...

So heartless! So despicable!

I, Li Peifeng, strongly oppose being double-faced, being two-faced! Zhao Qingge, you’re strict and solemn on the outside, but inside... I will bring you down eventually!

Though angry, the leg photo still provided a little comfort in his mind.

Old Zhao, Old Zhao, you’re an absolute split personality freak!

Li Peifeng thought for a few seconds, stood at the doorway, took out his phone, and opened TT.

A Breeze in the Human World: "(T^T) Sis, I extended the invitation, but she not only refused, got even angrier, and gave me another round of scolding. Need comfort."

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "(Heart) Patting your head, if she doesn’t go with you, sis will chat with you instead."

What the heck!

Li Peifeng rolled his eyes and typed, "No way! I thought long and hard about it, and I think this isn’t good at all. You were right earlier; this is such scumbag behavior. I already have someone in my heart, even if she scolds me harshly, I’m mad, even a bit resentful, but I can’t chat with you like this online... In any case, I think we should stay calm for a while, each reflect on our own, and in the meantime, not contact each other."

Lifted his leg, walked away!

Li Peifeng, feeling displeased, decided to ignore both the real-life Zhao Qingge and the online Zhao Qingge. He’d deal with them when he felt better.

Just as he stepped out of the hotel entrance, his phone’s TT notification sounded once again. Moreover, it was three consecutive pings...

"Ruining my stroll time!"

Li Peifeng frowned, pulled out his phone casually, and stared intently at the screen...

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "Don’t ignore your sister, I’m just your sister, and we’re just chatting. There’s nothing wrong with that."

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "Even if the person you like finds out, they wouldn’t be jealous, because we’re just siblings, right?"

Yun Xin Yue Xing: "Don’t you want the photos anymore?"

Li Peifeng decisively and quickly typed...

A Breeze in the Human World: "Change three for one to two for one, and next time, you must wear black stockings!!"