My Wife is a Dead Villainess, and I'm Her Living Weapon-Chapter 82: Lover

"Soo, I guess this means we’re lovers now?"

"Yes. My idiot. That is exactly what this means."

"..."

"..."

"Wow."

"Stop being so weird, Elian," Bianca remarked in a fluster.

The two made their way through the second floor throughout the night. And the realization that they finally progressed their relationship finally hit home. Elian raced through the forests as Bianca flew above him.

Elian smirked, "That means you’re mine now, right?" fгee𝑤ebɳoveɭ.cøm

Flushed Bianca nodded her head as she whispered, "Yes. And you likewise belong to me."

"Haha, this feels amazing!"

"Look You’ve done far more unbelievable things. Why are you being so overwhelmed?"

"I was a Defect, Bianca. I am not sure you understand what kind of reputation that gave me." He shrugged, "It got so bad I thought I’d be single till the day I died. And now I got into a relationship with someone so beautiful as you. It feels unreal."

"Yes, yes, I am beautiful. Can we move along the conversation already? It’s just a relationship, don’t make such a big deal out of it," Bianca retorted.

"Heh... you seem experienced with it. Could it be that you already became someone’s girlfriend before? I mean I can understand that, but it makes me feel a bit bitter."

"..."

"Bianca? Honey? Darling? Yohoo? Are you there?"

Exasperated, the witch answered after a deep sigh, "Fine, you want the truth? I am so happy I feel like I am going to die. My heart feels like it is going to burst. And no, in my entire life, I have never been with anyone. You are the first and my last."

All of a sudden, Elian detonated Cinderglass and raced forward. "WAHOOO! BIANCA VALESTRA IS MY LOVER! YEAHH!!!!"

"Just what are you shouting, you spoony bastard!" she screamed in joy as she raced after him.

***

Flirting the entire time the pair finally arrived at the stairs for the 3rd floor.

"We didn’t run to any more Flame Swallows, Fluffy’s party or humans. There weren’t any traces of Flame Swallows detonating either. Should we be worried?" Elian remarked.

"No, it probably means that Fluffy and my parents cleared out the humans and abducted the swallows." Bianca explained. "As they do not have any way to neutralize the Curse of Compromise, none of those they rescued have regained their aggression."

"You sound so sure."

"Of course. My parents weren’t weak to begin with. But Fluffy has surpassed them even with her level. Naturally I am not worried."

"Should we revive a pair of Swallows? Maybe Burny at least?"

Elian pulled out a pair of swallow cores and prepared to burn them. Only for Bianca to stop him. "C-Can we... hold that off for a bit?"

"Why? Wouldn’t their firepower be useful for the third floor?"

"Well yes. But we don’t actually need them, right? Neither of us are weak, we even meet up with my family in the next floor," she reasoned.

Bianca was pressing her index fingers together adorably, like a kid trying to justify a bad excuse, "Besides, it is necessary for couples to spend some alone time."

Amused at seeing his lover act so adorably, Elian came closer and cupped his ears as he teased, "I’m sorry what was that? What did my lover want?"

The witch squirmed. She pouted and glared at Elian. Yet he only felt more elated.

"Come on, Bianca. Say it again."

"I-I..."

"Yes?"

"I want to be alone with you even if it’s just for a while longer. So do not revive the Flame Swallows," she grumbled.

"Haha. Can’t be helped. If my lover wants some privacy I should oblige right?"

Bianca then swung her rifle like a bat and smacked Elian in the head. A sharp clang resounded. It was strong enough to bend the Fralhame lance like a pretzel. Yet neither of them minded.

The two eventually made their way up and eventually reached the third floor. The moment they did, they saw some familiar faces. It was Fluffy, Bastion, Silent along with a large cart full of hogtied Flame Swallows.

"You two, finally made it," Fluffy called as she ran towards them. But then she stopped, and began sniffing. "Hmm. What is that? It smells like..."

"I am so happy for you, Bianca, well done going on the offensive." Silent congratulated.

At her words, Bianca quickly threw her body at Silent, "Yes, Mom! I succeeded; Elian is mine now! "

The mother wolf’s eyes narrowed as she hugged the human, "Wonderful. When we finish our matters. Find a way to make get a real body okay? I want to see my grandchildren before I pass."

"Why are you in such a hurry, Mom? We will be living together forever. Just give me a few years."

Bastion who just arrived grunted as he glared at Elian, "Make it a few centuries. You are but a pup, Daughter. Why are you in such a hurry to grow up?"

Meanwhile, Elian flinched as Fluffy began to circle him, eyes gleaming with curiosity.

"Fluffy, what are you doing?" he asked.

But she only replied in awe, "No way, I didn’t think it would work."

Elian who had no idea what was going on, just ignored her. He turned to Bastion and Silent, "Mother-in-law, Father-in-law, I am glad you are safe. Bianca and I are lovers now."

Fluffy teased in glee, "We can see that Elian, Bianca made it quite clear."

"Huh? See what?"

"Her Kiss of the Huntress. She had doused you in so much of her mana— it practically screams at you. Did she get particularly excited and handsy?"

Elian wanted to refute but then he remembered that since entering this dungeon, Bianca kept touching him. Frankly speaking, she was extremely suggestive and affectionate.

"So, I have a mark now?"

"Yes. One that bears the seal of Fralhame. Anyone who has mana would see it. Its like an aggressive scrawling of ’This lunatic is mine’ in bloody, manically gigantic letters."

At her words a sharp retort came from the one fluffing Silent.

"So what if it is? Elian belongs to me. I will not let any harlot covet what is mine. Besides I just copied what I saw on Dad."

"Dad? You mean Father-in-law has one too?" Elian gasped.

"He does, not as big and loud but just as aggressive. Let’s people know that my mom is quite insane like the rest of our little band of lunatics," Fluffy added with a laugh.

Just then an Ice VII lance smashed Fluffy in the head sending her flying.

"Ack!"

"Wow! That was good Mom! You practiced a lot."

"Indeed, I have. Having such an obnoxious companion like Whisper made it essential. Regular ice lances just shatter from her bulk," Silent declared proudly.

"Let’s try to get back on point. Bianca, Elian both of you smell of Fire. Did you find a way to liberate the Flame Swallows? How many followed you?"

Bianca turned to Bastion and explained, "Elian did Dad, I got 512. I allowed them to let loose on a group of humans. They made enough material for your body according to Elian."

"512? It must have been quite a sight," he guessed.

"WAIT! You detonated five hundred Flame Swallows without inviting me? Bianca how could you?" Fluffy whined in low spirits.

"Serves you right, you lecher."

The metallic wolf’s ears drooped. She made a teary face then nudged Elian with her snout.

"Sir Elian, it has something to do with Dominator, right? I have 800 Flame Swallows in the cart, with over 200 Flame Swallow cores. Please do your magic and let me see them explode."

Elian smiled wryly at Fluffy’s requests and understood where the Flame Swallows were on the second floor.

"Did you encounter humans?" he asked making his way to the cart.

"Only small groups, mostly small fries, even the Knight was quite weak. Although their operations were quite disgusting to watch," Bastion grumbled.

"Why? What was going on?"

"They chopped off parts of the Swallows to serve as meat and rations then burned them. The entire second floor was a meat processing plant. It was vile and revolting, the Swallows were so out of it none of them could even resist."

Elian clenched his jaw at the realization. However barring the fact that it made slaves of the Swallows, the Church’s tactics didn’t actually kill anyway. Compared to what happened on Earth, it wasn’t unfamiliar—but it was still cruel.

"Did you get the cores of the humans?"

"Yes, Whisper has them," Bastion confirmed.

Elian held his right hand out over the Flame Swallows. Dominator variant fluids came out of his palm like a snake. It coiled and created a circular pattern above the cart. Soft tubes came out recreating the dispersal system he used on Burny’s group.

Turbines whirled and metallic darts were fired.

"Override."

Less than a second later all the Flame Swallows began to regain their clarity. The Snow Wolves flinched at how easily Elian freed the monsters from the birds.

"See that everyone? That person is my lover! Amazing isn’t he?" Bianca declared with pride.