Naruto Paradise: An Evil Uchiha's Rise-Chapter 92: Socks Before Pants: The Eternal Question

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"Is it good?"

It felt a little strange.

But also very comfortable.

Kushina had fed Uchiha Kage like this before, but it was still a bit different.

After all, the feeling of having something inside versus nothing at all was completely different.

Right now.

Kushina only felt like she was really feeding...

Oops, sorry Naruto, baby, you haven't even had a taste, and your dad's already hogging it all!

But I heard you're all grown up now, so you probably don't need it anyway.

Kushina was lost in thought, looking at the man before her with the gentle gaze of a mother.

"Mmm..."

She wasn't lying when she said that it was really good.

It was indeed on par with Mikoto's.

From every angle.

Uchiha Kage was therefore unable to resist the temptation and took a small taste of the food Kushina had made.

"Is what Mikoto makes tastier, or what I make tastier?"

To be honest, seeing Uchiha Kage eating with such relish, Kushina herself was a little curious about what it tasted like.

But as soon as she thought of Mikoto, a hint of comparison couldn't help but creep into Kushina's adoring eyes that were fixated on Uchiha Kage's every move.

"Try it yourself."

Uchiha Kage never fell for these life-or-death questions or love-triangle scenarios.

Before Kushina could react, he had already fed her some of the food from his mouth.

"Ugh... Ptui, ptui, ptui!"

Kushina had barely tasted the food she had made herself before she couldn't help but spit it out.

It might be a delicacy to Uchiha Kage, but for her, the creator, it was completely unpalatable.

The taste was too weird.

"It's even more disgusting than what you... make."

Kushina glanced at Uchiha Kage's lower body.

"Cough, cough, cough..."

Kushina seemed to have learned from someone that every time she opened her mouth in front of him, she was already speeding down the highway.

"Husband, hurry up and come up after you're done eating... cough, cough, come up here."

Kushina caressed the man's cheek.

Although she had inexplicably followed Uchiha Kage to this place and still couldn't leave, Kushina felt that as long as the man before her was by her side, she wouldn't have any unease.

"You usually already... when you shower, why aren't you coming up today?"

He had actually taken a plain shower in the bathroom earlier.

And now, he just wanted to hug her and go to sleep.

It made her a little impatient.

"Don't move, I'm going to take you out later."

Uchiha Kage suppressed his rising desire and patted Kushina's mischievous thigh.

This woman clearly got shy when she showered, but as soon as he showed a little "weakness," she started... acting unreserved.

But Uchiha Kage really wasn't planning on it today.

He had to first sort out the cause and effect of this matter, and at least know how they had developed to this point.

Otherwise, he really felt like something was missing.

"Go out? Where to?"

Having failed to seduce him, Kushina could only pout, lie on her stomach on the bed, and look at the man who was already getting up with a curious and dissatisfied gaze, showing off her snow-white jade feet.

Teacher, no, Husband hasn't been this serious in a long time.

"Didn't you say you couldn't get into those rooms before? I'll take you in to take a look now."

Uchiha Kage couldn't withstand the repeated temptations from such a beautiful female ninja like Kushina.

In order to keep this mischievous female ninja quiet for the time being today, he decided to divert her attention with other things.

Of course, the important thing was to understand her current situation.

And Mikoto's side...

"That can wait until tomorrow... Alright."

Seeing that Uchiha Kage had already put on his clothes, Kushina could only reluctantly take off her bath towel and start looking for her own clothes.

"Husband, help me put on my socks..."

"Who puts on socks before putting on clothes?"

Uchiha Kage sighed helplessly, but still dutifully helped this unfamiliar "wife" get dressed.

And then, for some reason, he made her giggle non-stop.

He treated everything she said--like the crazy talk about not eating her socks first before putting them on--as wind passing his ears.

What soft, warm, fragrant jade feet?

He would never pay attention to these things.

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"That wasn't me!"

"Absolutely not me!"

Back in the real world, under a large tree outside Konoha Village.

After being approached by Uchiha Itachi again and hearing from him that 'he' had appeared in Konoha Village again and stolen a towel used by a female ninja to wipe her body, Uchiha Obito nearly lost it.

"How could I... This old man do such a thing! Use your brain and think about it!"

"Really not you?"

To be honest, Uchiha Itachi was also a little suspicious now.

When has there ever been an Uchiha clan member who likes women?

Of course, he couldn't completely trust the words of the Masked Man in front of him.

Maybe this guy had such a fetish.

"How could I, Uchiha Madara, do such a thing!"

Obito was also frantically thinking about who was pretending to be him and causing trouble everywhere.

Honestly, he's the only one that can cause trouble... Ahem, anyway, if he catches that troublemaker, he will definitely punish them severely.

"Could it be you, Itachi? Right now, besides me, you're the only one who has the Mangekyo Sharingan."

And also knows his mask and way of speaking.

While Uchiha Itachi was suspecting him, Obito was also suspecting Uchiha Itachi.

Or rather, they had never had any relationship of trust.

"You're thinking too much, I wouldn't do such a boring thing either."

Using his Mangekyo Sharingan shortens his lifespan with each use, so who would waste it on pointless showing off?

It was also strange, perhaps it was retribution for exterminating his clan, he never had this bloodline disease of misunderstanding before.

As Itachi reflected on the karmic consequence of his clan's annihilation, he recalled Sarutobi Hiruzen's words.

So he once again earnestly asked the Masked Man in front of him.

"On the contrary, did you go to Konoha again?"

"I..."

Obito was a little guilty, he did go to Konoha to take a look because he was worried about Ka... because he was worried about his Sharingan.

But he didn't bother anyone.

Why should you, Uchiha Itachi, a mere junior, interfere with him, a Senior.

"This old man can go wherever he wants, Konoha... Konoha is the village that this old man built with his own hands, even the Hokage can't stop this old man from going."

"In other words, you really did go to Konoha."

That strange disappearing ability, besides this 'Masked Man,' how could there be a second in the Ninja World.

Uchiha Itachi was completely disappointed with the Masked Man in front of him.

"I can't trust you anymore, let Leader Pain send someone to contact me, or I'll defect from the Akatsuki Organization now and focus on assisting the Hokage!"

"You..."

Obito was angered by Uchiha Itachi's tone.

"I am the real leader of the Akatsuki Organization, Nagato... Pain is just my..."

A pawn.

"You're not Uchiha Madara, let Pain send someone, and in this way, if a suspicious ninja appears in Konoha in the future, you can clear your name."

Uchiha Itachi has been under a lot of pressure lately.

Every time the 'Masked Man' appears in the village, Sarutobi Hiruzen suspects him a little more.

And with the current situation of Konoha lacking skilled ninjas, if they really plan to annex Sunagakure and start a Ninja World War...

Uchiha Itachi was very worried that the peace and tranquility he had exchanged for the lives of his clan members might really be destroyed in the hands of Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"You let Pain's people come to see me, I have important information."

The Kotoamatsukami eye that Danzo snatched from Shisui is now in Sarutobi Hiruzen's hands.

Uchiha Itachi was very worried that the current Konoha might go to some extreme in the hands of Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"You... You will regret it! My foolish clansman!"

Seeing that Uchiha Itachi didn't want to communicate with him anymore, Obito could only angrily flick his sleeves and disappear in place.

If it wasn't for his fear of the Forbidden Technique that Uchiha Itachi possessed, he would definitely execute this Akatsuki Organization traitor on the spot.

And... he couldn't completely force Uchiha Itachi to the Hokage's side.

While angry at Uchiha Itachi's attitude towards him, Obito calmed down and chose to go to Nagato.

Hmph, is it the message left by the Fourth Hokage before his death?

Even Itachi is starting to insist that he is not Uchiha Madara...

Recalling his Teacher who beat him up but still died to seal the Nine Tails, Obito felt annoyed and also a little happy.

No matter how powerful you are, didn't you still get schemed to death by me?

"And Itachi... how long can your body last?"

Without the First Hokage cells like me, I want to see if you die from bloodline disease first, or go blind from overuse of your eyes first.

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"The Hokage Building? Is there a Hokage in this Hokage Building too?"

After putting on her clothes and pestering Uchiha Kage for a long kiss, Kushina finally left the room and was brought to the Hokage Building in the Dream Space.

"Is it the Third Hokage or Minato? No, Minato is still in that small village outside..."

And she had tried it before, she couldn't even push open the door of this Hokage Building.

"You'll know when you go in."

Uchiha Kage reached out to grab Kushina's wrist, but Kushina directly grabbed his hand and intertwined her fingers with his, indicating that this was more intimate.

"Husband, you don't love me as much as you used to."

He used to grab her wrist, but now he directly grabs...

Grabs her ankles and whips her while hanging her up.

"I probably didn't like you very much before either."

However, Kushina did give him a different feeling.

Compared to Mikoto, who was like a newlywed wife, Kushina was more like... a girlfriend in love?

"That's not true! Teacher... Husband, you like me the most, no matter how I... cough, cough, anyway, you're crazy about me."

She's just a bit sharp-tongued.

But Kushina has always been very clear that Uchiha Kage likes her very, very much.

"Is that so?"

She occasionally calls him Teacher, could she really be his Disciple?

But how could he have taught Kushina to be like this...

He is such a serious person, how could the Disciple he taught be so improper?

"Mmm-hmm!"

Kushina had a face that said, "You must believe me!"

"Ah, the door really opened, Husband is so amazing."

Before Uchiha Kage became suspicious, Kushina quickly changed the subject.

"I really came in..."

Holding Kushina's hand, Uchiha Kage easily brought her into the Hokage Building, and even met 'NPC Tsunade' who was reviewing documents with her in the Hokage Office.

"Ah... It's actually Tsunade-sama here!"

"Shouldn't you call her Tsunade-neechan?"

Uchiha Kage remembered that according to the setting, Kushina should have lived in the Senju clan's territory when she came to Konoha.

Maybe she even lived in Tsunade's house.

"However, given Tsunade's age, it's okay for you to call her aunt..."

Theoretically, Tsunade should be more than ten years older than Kushina.

Crack.

For some reason, when Uchiha Kage said this, the pen in 'NPC Tsunade's' hand suddenly broke.

"Husband, do you know Tsunade-sama?"

Kushina also wanted to call her Tsunade-neechan, but in reality, she didn't have much interaction with her during the period when she lived in Uzumaki Mito... or rather, lived in Tsunade's house.

Because she was terribly unlucky.

Tsunade was already in a bad mood because of something and was difficult to approach, and later her younger brother died.

Kushina really didn't find a chance to get close to her.

However, Kushina still admired Tsunade, the female ninja of the three Legendary Sannin whose reputation broke through the Ninja World.

Only her Teacher and Husband were better.

Wait...

That's so weird, why does this Tsunade-sama look like a puppet, either not speaking or only saying the same few sentences.

After trying to communicate with NPC Tsunade for a while, Kushina quickly discovered that this 'Tsunade' was not right.

"I know her, back then I..."

Uchiha Kage picked up the broken pen on the ground and was a little puzzled.

The previous NPCs wouldn't do this kind of thing.

"What happened back then?"

Kushina was playing with 'NPC Tsunade's' body like a doll.

"So it's just a puppet? But this puppet is so realistic, it's exactly the same as the real Tsunade-sama."

"Stop being improper!"

Seeing that Kushina actually got into Tsunade's... bottom to check, just like he used to.

Uchiha Kage was quite speechless.

"I don't want to talk about what happened back then, and don't play around here, let's go out."

"But Husband, since there is such a realistic and easy-to-use puppet, and it's still in the image of Tsunade-sama, why don't we take her home as..."

"What are you thinking! And you can't take things from here..."

Uchiha Kage finally couldn't help but slap Kushina's butt and then tapped her head.

Who did she learn such evil things from, not even letting go of an NPC...

"Is that so?"

While covering her forehead and her full hips, Kushina looked at the lifelike 'Tsunade-sama' with some regret.

She really wanted a life-size Tsunade figure.

Even if it's not used to spice things up for her Husband, it can be placed at home to change new clothes every day, which is also a beautiful decoration.

"Husband, what is your relationship with Tsunade-sama, why is there such a realistic puppet here?"

After leaving the Hokage Building with Uchiha Kage, Kushina asked with a curious expression as if she had thought of something.

Teacher doesn't let me play, maybe it's because of possessiveness?

Could it be that Teacher also has a thing with Tsunade-sama?

Speaking of which, Teacher said that he is more than fifty years old in this space-time, calculating the time, isn't that exactly the same age as Tsunade-sama?

"Little kids don't need to know so many adult things."

After verifying that Kushina could really be brought in and out of other NPC scenarios, Uchiha Kage wanted to try scenarios that were not NPCs.

"I'm so old, maybe even older than Mikoto, and you still say I'm small?"

"Where are you bigger than Mikoto, you're clearly lacking... cough, cough, anyway, I don't want to talk about those old things."

Since we're talking about size, then let Kushina go and compare sizes with Mikoto later.

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And let this Kushina be quiet for a while.

Uchiha Kage brought Kushina to Mikoto's house again.

"This seems to be where Mikoto lives, could Mikoto be inside? Is Mikoto here also a puppet?"

Wait, could there also be a puppet as realistic as her?

This space ...

Kushina couldn't help but wonder in her heart.

Honestly, Husband already has her, a real person, to play with, why does he still want to play with puppets.

"Not a puppet."

Uchiha Kage first calmed down and then pushed open the door and walked in.

Since Mikoto said that she would tell her about it 'today,' he had to make a trip.

And bringing Kushina along would be more convincing.

However...

Could it be that the love triangle he never worried about is really going to appear today?

Before entering Mikoto's house, Uchiha Kage couldn't help but take another look at Kushina, who was standing beside him and didn't know what she was thinking.

Speaking of which, Kushina already knows about Mikoto's existence, why doesn't she seem jealous at all?

She hasn't even asked him about it.

It's impossible that it's because they are Die-hard Sisters, so she doesn't care, right?