Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad-Chapter 205 - 203: Monsters and Ghosts, Go Away

"Commander Yang, why aren’t you livestreaming your fishing anymore?"

"Yeah, man, we’re all waiting to see you as an air force again!"

"How many days has Commander Yang been in the air force now?"

"Seems like it’s been about a month and a half, right?"

"A true fisherman would never be in the air force. Even if they are, they’ll go to the market and buy two fish!"

"My cousin went fishing in the reservoir and caught two coral trout!"

"Who says our Commander Yang isn’t a true fisherman? Even if he’s in the air force, he does it boldly!"

"Not going to the market with fishing gear is the last dignity of every fisherman!"

"My dad does the same. Every time he comes back from fishing, I ask him where the fish are, and he says they’re all small, so he let them go."

"Even if I have to grab a handful of dirt to avoid being in the air force, your dad just tends to be shallow!"

"There are plenty of fish today! If you catch one now, and then two more, that’s three for today."

"Commander Yang, where are you livestreaming from?"

"Yeah, quickly give us the location so the guys can come catch you!"

Seeing fans talking about the air force, Yang Qingshu immediately objected, "What do you mean by air force?"

"I caught fish before too, didn’t I?"

"That fish wasn’t even as long as a finger. Let it grow a bit bigger, and then I’ll catch it again. Isn’t that wonderful?"

"Oh right, tonight I’ve got something big for everyone. Going to explore Li Family Village..."

Saying this, he turned the phone’s camera around and showed the surrounding environment.

He continued, "Wulin City’s Qingming Mountain Li Family Village, everyone’s heard of it, right?"

"Tonight, I’m heading to this so-called ’Ghost Village’ to give everyone a thrill!"

Hearing this, the fans immediately dropped the air force topic and started discussing Li Family Village.

"Commander Yang is brave now, daring to go to Li Family Village. Aren’t you afraid of breaking a leg?"

"Commander, you go ahead with confidence, I’ll take care of your wife!"

"This Li Family Village is better than other haunted places."

"Yeah, a bunch of internet celebrities explore ghost villages and ghost towns, but there’s no real scary atmosphere at all."

"Hahaha! I still remember that ghost town under Tianping Mountain. It used to be terrifying, but now it’s a famous social media check-in spot."

"Damn it! Those dumbass streamers even paid people to play ghosts, trying to scam gifts from fans, but it was obvious fake!"

"Commander Yang, you’re not planning to stage something too, are you?"

"Our Commander Yang isn’t that kind of person, right? He’s been a fisherman for so long, have you ever seen him buy fish?"

"Commander Yang may be a bit fat, a bit ugly, a bit greasy, a bit disgusting, a bit sleazy, but at least he’s an honest man..."

Yang Qingshu, seeing these comments, pretended to be angry, "Are you complimenting or insulting me?"

"What do you mean by a bit fat, a bit ugly, a bit greasy, a bit disgusting, a bit sleazy?"

"Is that all you think of me, the mighty Yang?"

Saying this, he zoomed the camera in on his chubby face.

"Whoa! Scared the hell out of me!"

"Where did this gourd genie come from? Clear off!"

"Demons and spirits begone... demons and spirits begone..."

"Where are the comments? Quick, cover up this sleazy, fat face!"

"Help, comments, come and help!"

"With Commander Yang’s looks, he might make the female ghost sisters laugh their makeup off!"

"Even if there were ghosts, they’d be scared half to death by our Commander Yang!"

Seeing the fans’ reactions, Yang Qingshu smugly smiled.

He then moved the phone camera to Lu Heng and introduced to everyone, "This is my brother, my real brother!"

"Don’t talk nonsense, my mom didn’t cheat with Old Wang next door!"

"Back in the day, I used to be a handsome young lad, too handsome for words."

"Don’t believe me? I’ll show you some old photos later, and you’ll fall hopelessly in love with me..."

After joking around, Yang Qingshu composed himself and said seriously, "Alright, that’s enough joking for now."

"Next up, let me introduce Li Family Village!"

"Li Family Village’s history can be traced back over two hundred years to the end of the Man Dynasty."

"It’s said that a wealthy man named Li, to escape the war, led his clan into Qingming Mountain."

"The largest house in the village was the residence of this wealthy Li."

"Inside this house, there’s a century-old well that still hasn’t dried up."

"It’s said that if you shout someone’s name into the well, then congratulations, that person will be possessed by a ghost and unlucky for life."

"I don’t know if this legend is true; it’s all hearsay."

"But tonight, if we find Li Family Village, I’ll take everyone to test it out."

"As for whose name to shout, we’ll randomly pick someone from our lovely fans..."

Meanwhile, Zhao Jinde and the others were envious of how Yang Qingshu kept the livestream lively.

Why wouldn’t someone like him be popular?

If it were them, they’d only talk about the eerie aspects of Li Family Village.

Having to constantly talk with fans would be the death of them!

But the three of them were also professional outdoor streamers, and while Yang Qingshu was blabbering, they prepared their gear and tools.

Zhao Jinde waved to Lu Heng and the others, gesturing that it was time to head up the mountain.

Lu Heng saw this and nudged Yang Qingshu with his elbow, whispering, "Second brother, time to get going up the mountain!"

Yang Qingshu looked up to see Zhao Jinde and the others walking away, quickly shouted into the phone, "Brothers and sisters, we’re heading up the mountain now!"

Then he grabbed Lu Heng and caught up with Zhao Jinde and the others.

The sky was getting dark, but fortunately, everyone had brought strong flashlights.

With the help of these lights, the group of five smoothly reached halfway up the mountain.

"Huff... huff..."

Yang Qingshu was panting heavily.

Of the five present, he was the least fit.

The other four were still fine, but this second brother seemed like he could hardly move anymore.

"Brother Yang, let’s take a break!"

Zhao Jinde, seeing this, slowed down and looked for a place to rest.

"Damn it! Looks like I really need to lose some weight when I get back!"

Yang Qingshu felt a bit embarrassed.

If it were just him and his little brother, it wouldn’t matter much.

But with others around, he felt a bit underestimated.

"Commander Yang, with your stamina, you should stick to fishing!"

"And all you can catch are little fish!"

"Brother Yang, if you marry, won’t you be exhausted?"

"Better start losing weight soon!"

"Commander Yang, look at your brother—he’s not even breaking a sweat."

"The brother’s stamina is great, ask him for his contact info!"

"Know your limits, you cunning devil..."