Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad-Chapter 240 - 238: Nothing Much, Just Chatting About Fishing
"This Yang Buping, Master Yang, is a top expert in the Southeast Feng Shui realm, nicknamed ’Divine Eye’!"
"Master Yang only needs a glance to determine the Feng Shui of yin and yang, and judge fortunes and misfortunes..."
The eldest of the Yan Family looked admiring and gave a brief introduction of this Master Yang, whom everyone was unfamiliar with.
Although Yang Buping doesn’t look impressive, he’s got some skills.
Otherwise, he wouldn’t have made such a big name for himself in the Feng Shui realm.
And he certainly wouldn’t have been invited by Old Mr. Yan to preside over the Yan Family’s tomb relocation.
"Second brother, how capable do you think this guy is?"
From the back of the crowd, Qingming quietly asked Yang Qingshu.
"I don’t know!"
"This is also the first time I’ve heard of this name."
Yang Qingshu shook his head, then continued, "But being so highly praised by the eldest of the Yan Family, he should have some skills."
"The eldest of the Yan Family likes to gamble, but often loses."
"He lost so much that he attributed it to his bad luck."
"So he started studying things like Feng Shui, yin and yang, making it all mysterious."
"However, despite studying so much theory, when he gets onto the gambling table, he still loses..."
After hearing this, Qingming and Qingling couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
Well then!
This Feng Shui stuff was studied in vain.
"The yin dwelling is the burial place of the ancestors’ coffins, allowing the ancestors to rest in peace, hence known as the yin dwelling."
"Yang dwellings require Feng Shui consideration, and so do yin dwellings."
"If ancestors are buried in an excellent Feng Shui location, it will surely bring prosperity and good fortune to their descendants."
"On the contrary, if the Feng Shui is bad, the descendants may face misfortune at best or constant disasters and family breakdowns at worst..."
Fearing everyone would not understand his skills, Yang Buping explained eloquently in front of everyone.
"Yin dwelling Feng Shui emphasizes the configuration of nature, and the harnessing of dragon energy."
"Using the gathering point of dragon energy veins as the acupoint, paired with armrests, a table facing, and mountain and water barriers to obtain the spiritual energy of heaven and earth."
"Nothing it has is artificially made, all are naturally occurring from heaven and earth!"
"The match between Dragon Mountain and the flow of water is exquisite and requires the geomancer to have profound knowledge of Qi theory; a slight deviation leads to total failure."
"It requires the alignment of time, earth’s luck, and mountain and water to create a prosperous yin dwelling!"
"Finally, it’s about the combination of heaven, earth, and man, choosing auspicious timing to achieve perfection, timely burial for instant prosperity, and even perpetual wealth across three periods..."
The speech by Master Yang left everyone completely confused and at a loss.
"Master, after all that, I want to ask, how’s the Feng Shui of the newly relocated ancestral shrine?"
Someone boldly asked.
"About that..."
Upon hearing this, Yang Buping was momentarily stunned.
He then replied with a hint of embarrassment, "I haven’t been over there yet, so I’m not too sure about the situation."
"But I’ve seen the photos of the place, and there shouldn’t be any Feng Shui issues."
Hearing this, everyone shook their heads helplessly.
You don’t know anything, so what are you doing presiding over a tomb relocation?
"Everyone, rest assured, with me here, there certainly won’t be any issues!"
Yang Buping hurriedly guaranteed.
This Yan Family is a big fish to catch!
He’s already made up his mind to seize this opportunity to latch onto this big fish.
"Alright, I’ve covered both matters for today."
"If there’s nothing else, you can all leave!"
Old Mr. Yan waved his hand, signaling everyone present could leave.
Seeing this, people shook their heads reluctantly and left the courtyard one after another.
This old man, really, acts on impulse!
Whether it’s the adoption issue or tomb relocation, they’re all handled in a perfunctory manner.
Fortunately, the old man had the sense to leave the Yan Group early.
Otherwise, everyone might have been kicked out of this old Yan Family residence a long time ago.
...
"Second senior brother, Qingming, Qingfeng, do you think in the process of the Yan Family’s tomb relocation, a couple of zombies will emerge?"
Back at Yan Ya’s courtyard, Qingling asked whimsically.
"What nonsense are you talking about? There are no zombies!"
"Have you read too many novels or watched too many movies?"
Qingming scoffed disdainfully.
Feeling her intelligence being questioned, Qingling couldn’t help but retort, "What if?"
"How can you be so sure there are no zombies in this world?"
"Discussing this with you, I feel like my IQ is being insulted!"
Qingming said expressionlessly.
"If there really were zombies, that would be interesting!"
At this point, Yang Qingshu suddenly chimed in, chuckling, "I’d really like to see if any zombies popped up, if our little junior sister’s mother could remain calm?"
"Little junior sister’s mom is quite something, huh!"
Qingming laughed, "I see the Yan Family members are all being played around by her."
"From what I understand, her six brothers and sisters probably all inherited it."
"And she herself, must be a genetic mutation!"
Yang Qingshu whispered deliberately.
Hearing this, Qingming smiled knowingly.
This second senior brother is indeed something else!
Before, up on Dragon Tiger Mountain, why hadn’t he noticed?
As an observer, it’s clear Old Mr. Yan isn’t particularly smart.
In the adoption matter, the old man is completely controlled by his children.
And his six children, in turn, are played around with by the youngest, Yan Ya.
This trip really wasn’t a waste!
"I’m discussing zombies with the second senior brother, why are you cutting in?"
Qingling rolled her eyes, irritated.
"Zombies, zombies; I wish you’d encounter one tonight!" 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞
Qingming, utterly speechless, got up and hid in his room.
He feared that if he kept talking, his intelligence would also be dragged down.
When did stupidity become contagious?
When did this silly Qingling get infected by that idiot Qingzhi?
After Qingming left, Qingling happily chatted about zombies with Lu Heng and Yang Qingshu.
Watching Qingling and Yang Qingshu talk happily, Lu Heng suddenly had a thought.
Hadn’t he drawn a Yin Wood Coffin earlier?
Could he use this coffin to make a few little zombies to fool around with?
Some people just wouldn’t act up, and he’s getting a bit impatient.
"Zombies... zombies..."
After muttering to himself a few times, he looked at the excited Qingling out of the corner of his eye.
Perhaps the Yan Family’s ancestors might be the most fitting zombie candidates!
Just then, Yan Ya suddenly walked into the courtyard.
Seeing her come over, Lu Heng was a bit surprised.
Although this courtyard belonged to Yan Ya, ever since they moved in, she hadn’t shown her face.
"What were you all talking about so happily?"
For some reason, the usually cold and distant Yan Ya initiated a conversation.
"Nothing much, just talking about fishing."
Yang Qingshu replied with a smile.
Qingling nodded in agreement from the side.
Lu Heng remained silent, secretly thinking, "What we’re talking about is..."
"How to turn your Yan Family ancestors into zombies!"
