Online Game: Crazy Skeleton-Chapter 1472 - 1338: Obtaining the Bone Ring (Two in One)
Chapter 1472: Chapter 1338: Obtaining the Bone Ring (Two in One)
Dark Abyss.
"Feels just like coming home... so intimate!"
At this moment, Su Ran was stark naked, revealing his skeletal frame, feeling as if he had shed all his shackles, light and relaxed. Standing among the other skeletons, he didn’t feel out of place at all.
"Hey, buddy, isn’t it tough standing here, going around in circles without feeling awkward?"
Su Ran was in good spirits and greeted a fellow skeleton, but all he got in response were clattering bones, without any deviation in their movements on account of his words.
"Alas, low-tier Undead just lack any sort of fun, so boring."
Su Ran lost the mood to chat with them. It became clear to him that these guys were like controlled puppets, spawned only to make up the numbers, living was just a waste of space—hold on, not even that; they really lived up to the name of low-tier.
This must be the sorrow of the weak.
"I wonder what Skeleton Saint is up to, it’s been so long, he should have finished his seclusion by now?"
Su Ran left the area of the skeletons and made his way familiarly towards the depths, boldly passing through hordes of Undead monsters without worrying about aggroing any of them, feeling utterly carefree at the moment.
"Lord Skeleton Saint, I’ve come to see you!"
A hoarse voice broke the silence of the space, as Su Ran stood by the wall at the deepest point calling out. If the Skeleton Saint didn’t show up soon, he might just start digging through the wall.
"Who is causing such a commotion here?"
The majestic voice of the Skeleton Saint penetrated the wall, clearly reaching Su Ran’s ears.
"Lord Saint, it’s me. Don’t you remember my voice? I even gave you that large coffin ruler!"
Faced with such a pretentious NPC, Su Ran had to patiently remind him and explain the purpose of his visit, "I’m here on urgent business, please open the door."
"So it’s Skeleton Warrior, come in."
No sooner had the words been spoken when the wall in front of Su Ran automatically parted, revealing a passageway that led deeper in.
"Wow, it’s even automatic, how advanced!"
Su Ran donned the Illusion Demon black robe and ran through the passage, quickly reaching the Skeleton Saint sitting cross-legged on the ground. The guy was so huge, it would be hard not to notice him.
Playing hide and seek with someone like this is not even slightly rewarding. Winning is just too easy!
"Did you come empty-handed?"
The sudden question from Skeleton Saint almost made Su Ran’s jaw drop.
Damn!
Is this how you treat guests?
Isn’t this a bit too materialistic?
This guy is really worthy of being a Saint, he’s naturally suited for corruption...
"Respectful Skeleton Saint, I was in such a rush this time that I didn’t bring anything nice, but I did bring some specialties from Sinister Grave Ridge."
Su Ran had plenty of treasures in his big crotch, and just about anything would suffice.
However, with his personality, he wouldn’t give anything valuable back to the system. He’d just pick some random item to bluff his way through this situation.
"Sinister Grave Ridge has specialties? I’ve lived for so many years and this is really the first time I’ve heard of it. Bring it and let me see."
When mentioned by Su Ran, the Skeleton Saint got interested, instinctively glancing at Su Ran’s crotch, unfortunately obscured by the Illusion Demon black robe, unable to see what was hidden inside.
"Clunk."
A coffin with silver edges was pulled out by Su Ran and dropped on the ground.
"Please take a look, my lord."
"A coffin? Giving someone a coffin implies cursing someone to death?"
The Skeleton Saint was furious, jumping up from the ground and bellowing angrily, "Take your coffin and get out, you’re not welcome here!"
"My lord, don’t be so quick to anger, please take a look at the attributes of this remarkable coffin before you get angry."
Su Ran put on a pained expression, "How could the gift I bring be trash? This coffin is made from the finest wood and crafted with Mithril, a work of exquisite craftsmanship, truly the crème de la crème of coffins!"
"Even talking up a coffin like that, you really are one of a kind."
After Su Ran’s speech, the Skeleton Saint’s anger was slightly quelled, and he looked coldly at Su Ran, "No matter what you say, it’s still a coffin!"
"My lord, you really shouldn’t think that way, or else I’d be even more wronged than Dou E!"
Su Ran sighed, perfectly portraying his emotions, "Although this treasure may have some ominous overtones, its effect is genuine. My intention was to hope for your speedy recovery. This treasure coffin can enhance recovery effects by 5%, allowing you to regain your peak condition faster, but..."
It’s essential to play the part fully. Su Ran portrayed a sadness in his eyes, with a heavy tone, "A good deed has resulted in such an outcome. Take care, my lord, I’ll be leaving."
"Hold on!"
Having heard Su Ran’s words, the Skeleton Saint was touched, gone was the anger, and his gaze softened, speaking kindly, "Skeleton Warrior, I was wrong to judge you. I acknowledge your kind intentions. To blame is indeed the coffin which naturally displease anyone."
"Lord Skeleton Saint, do you think I didn’t want to bring something else? But in Sinister Grave Ridge, there’s nothing but tombs, and only coffins can be considered specialties. I couldn’t possibly bring something as common as grass from grave mounds. Besides, this coffin’s effects are just right for you; I had no intention of cursing you!"
Su Ran was somewhat surprised at his own quick wit, thinking it would be a shame not to become an actor. He complained in a low voice that the Skeleton Saint could hear, "People say that gifting feathers from a thousand miles away shows deep affection, let alone my treasure coffin!"
