Only I Level Up By Shoveling-Chapter 64: "I’m Bitten"
Castra was already too tired to deal with the lead monster who had a unique taste for poop-flavored spirit like him.
This kind of bastard needed to be taught a lesson!
Trying his luck, Castra shouted with all of his might,
"The Way of The Shovel!"
BEEP. [The Way of The Shovel Skill has been activated.]
[Skill level: E rank]
[You have a 20% chance to land a critical hit.]
Castra swung his giant shovel and slapped the monster’s wide-open snout.
BANG!
"KYEKKK!!"
Yes! It hit—
The monster...the monster tilted its head, its mouth still wide open.
Mmm? What was that? A tickling slap?
The monster was distracted while Castra secretly cursed.
Damn it. The critical hit isn’t triggered!
Before the monster could snap out of its daze, Castra quickly used another skill that had long been out of the cool down period.
"Activate— Bullsh*t!"
The familiar summoning circle appeared before Castra and the same bull as before quickly jumped out of the circle, mooing with vigor.
"Moooo! Shiii!!"
Master, which target should he sh*t on??
But this time, Castra did the unexpected.
"Quick! Ram your body to that dumb monster!"
The monster, already out of its daze, quickly opened its mouth again and was about to swallow Castra as a whole when the big bull rammed its entire body towards the snout.
BANG!
[Stun + Fear Debuff applied!]
The split second stun and fear debuff made the monster frozen on the spot and its defense weakened.
With a ram, the monster’s body staggered backwards and, unfortunately, tripped another monster who was also eyeing Castra!
"S-screeee!"
The unfortunate monster was hit hard and was smashed to the nearby stalactites up there.
SMASH!
The stalactites broke into pieces and dust fell down, covering the two monsters.
But Castra didn’t just let go of the monsters yet.
While the bull was shitting, Castra quickly used his ultimate skill that could be used as many as he wanted—
"Laxative!"
"Laxative!"
This time, as an E-rank spirit, he could cast this "curse" on two targets at once.
The two monsters suddenly felt something churning in their stomach and this time, the lead monster who has suffered from the same ordeal before, finally relented.
"Screeee!!"
The lead monster couldn’t hold back on the thing coming out of its rear.
At the same time, its companion also watched weakly as its rear leaked something...censored.
The moment the sh*t came out, the stench spread throughout the cave and the female beastman with a sharp nose almost fainted on the spot.
Help! What kind of chemical bomb is that??
Lady Fera, who was hanging on Castra’s neck, immediately rolled her eyes and jumped down, retreating several meters away.
Argghh! If she kept hanging with this human, she would die of the stench!
While the others were disturbed to a certain extent, Castra quickly controlled Llyod to scoop the censored things, instantly storing them to his Poop Museum.
DUNG! [Congratulations, you have collected the spirit-eating monster’s *beep* × 10]
[This isn’t a special *beep* like the dog, the cat and Dudu’s *beep*, but for your effort in collecting more diverse *beep*, you get a special reward!]
DUNG! [You have received a 24-hour luck buff!]
[Your 3-star luck has been temporarily upgraded to 4-star!]
Castra was instantly star-struck.
Ahhh! There you go!
Collecting more poops is indeed the correct way!
After collecting those new poops, Castra didn’t forget to collect the bull’s sh*t, conveniently earning another batch of Fecal Coins.
Once the bull completed its mission and disappeared, the two monsters’ legs and wings were too weak to move and they could only tremble, their rear still throbbing.
"Huuuu...thank you for your service, pervert monsters."
Castra grinned at the two monsters’ pitiful appearances, not noticing that silence filled the place around him.
The monsters who were noisily attacking the examinees paused while staring at Castra with blank eyes.
The examinees, including Ray, the angel and the dwarf who weren’t fighting, also looked at Castra with their mouths open.
"@&@&@-@....(What kind of spirit is that....)"
So shameless!!
The female beastman mumbled with a pale face while the orc knight looked at Castra with contemplating eyes.
"@&@&! (What a mighty warrior!)"
To defeat the enemies with bare hands...
So strong!
The two suspicious teens also looked at Castra while breathing heavily, a hint of intoxication appeared in their eyes, even their cheeks flushed red.
"Hum, that spirit, he looks suitable..."
"But he’s just an E-rank."
"It doesn’t matter, hum! Look, he can even defeat a C-rank monster so easily!"
"Oh! If we can capture him and present him to the boss..."
Aran, feeling his blood boiling hot, immediately controlled his ghostly being to charge at Castra, taking the chance when Castra was letting down his guard.
"GRAAA!!"
Slash!
The spirit swung its knife arm and Castra subconsciously took a step back, dodging the knife arm just a breath away.
"Wow, wow, wow, what the hell! That’s a sneaky move!"
Castra patted his chest in fear while the spirit used its other hands to launch another combo attack.
"GRAAA!!!"
Swish! Swish! Swish!
A torrent of attacks came raining down at Castra and Castra hurriedly swung his shovel towards those attacks.
Clang!
"Ugh!"
Castra’s hands holding Llyod trembled slightly and his face slowly turned grim.
He didn’t know whether it was because of the dungeon’s debuff or his own strength was low, but the attacks felt like a whirlwind of bombs!
Clang! Clang! Clang!
As Castra deflected the shovel and continued to take a few steps back, he missed one attack and the knife arm scratched Castra’s arm lightly.
Tear.
A tearing, burning pain, quickly flared from the wound but Castra gritted his teeth and continued to deflect the dark spirit’s attacks!
Seeing that Castra was still standing strong, the dark spirit growled and murmured something in a foreign language that even Castra as a fellow spirit couldn’t understand.
"@&@&#:#--@-@-@-#"
Once the last word fell, the spirit’s arm flashed with a dark light and the next second, something sprung out straight at Castra’s face!
Swish!
It was so fast that Castra only saw a shadow when a piercing pain came from his neck.
"Kuh!"
Castra subconsciously looked down at the thing that attacked his neck and saw...
A snake?
It was a dark snake made of a black fog.
It was between solid and not solid, but the snake’s fangs were definitely solid as they pierced through the neck so easily.
Strangely, after the snake bit Castra’s neck and stabbed its fangs, it immediately scattered and disappeared into nothingness.
The piercing pain just now also disappeared, as if it never happened.
Even more bizarre, the dark spirit stopped attacking and immediately retreated to Aran’s side.
Aran curled the corner of his lips and hurriedly went with Himi, rushing towards the central lake.
"Hum, let’s go! We still have a mission to do!"
Looking at the swiftly retreating figures, instead of sighing in relief, Castra’s face became gloomy, as if he lost a few rare poops.
[What was that?? What the hell just entered my body??]
Castra put his shovel in front of him as he hastily asked Poo, the number one customer service.
Poo also had a solemn face despite looking like a piece of sh*t.
[Host, let me scan your body!]
