Only I Level Up By Shoveling-Chapter 79: "Clogging"
The Poop butler and Castra felt a nagging feeling.
The toilet spirit wasn’t a holy spirit so it shouldn’t have a regeneration skill!
[Poo, you know something?]
Castra’s inner self immediately used his almighty Google search button and Poo also put on an eyeglasses with a solemn face.
[Host, host, I have a recommended answer related to your search keywords ┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―→ ]
A line of words appeared on the golden interface above Poo’s head.
[Do you forget that the toilet spirit wasn’t previously a toilet spirit?]
[Huh? Then what is it?]
[Well, well, well— it was an illusion spirit!]
It took the form of something that the majority thought of, but unfortunately, a certain someone’s uncontrollable beak led everyone to think of a toilet spirit, so...
It became a toilet spirit.
Castra’s inner self immediately puffed out his chest.
[So it’s thanks to me that spirit didn’t turn into some kind of powerful monster!]
A toilet is better than any other form.
[But what’s the connection with the spirit’s regenerative skill?]
[Naturally, it is...an illusion! <(￣︶￣)↗ but when many people start to believe that it has a regenerative skill, it will come true!]
That’s the annoying thing about this illusion spirit!
[Even worse, this spirit could be invincible because everyone here, except for Lady Fera, don’t think that they can defeat it!]
Before Castra could nod like a good student, the Poop Butler Castra heard Poo’s words and immediately scowled with a sharp gaze.
"Huh! What is this filth saying? I can’t defeat such a filthy thing? Ha! In my long life as a poop butler, there’s no filth that I can’t cleanse!"
Oops.
[U-uh, okay, okay, you go, girl~ Hehe!]
The poop butler was so riled up that he continued to use the [Filth Purification] skill, not even caring about the depleted mana.
At this rate, before the ten-minute transformation skill ended, Castra would have collapsed from mana shortage first!
Castra himself felt the urgency and he immediately asked,
[So all we need to do to beat this guy is convincing others that he’s beatable?]
[Yes, host! We need a strong visual that can instantly make everyone think: Ahhh, even if it’s a B-rank spirit, it’s just a toilet in the end, we can destroy it!]
A strong visual related to the destruction of a toilet...
Castra subconsciously had a certain image in his mind.
This...might work!
Even if he’s now a moonlight butler blah blah whatsoever, in the end, he’s still a poop shoveler, a natural nemesis of a toilet.
[Poo, I have an idea, but how do I make it work? You see, my body...]
Castra’s inner self sighed pitifully.
[Host, hold on! No matter how you are kicked out or the skill generates a new personality, you’re still the main personality!]
[So?]
[Host, you have to think hard like when you’re pooping a big, big *beep*! Convey your thoughts! Your other self or whatever it is will definitely catch on!]
Good explanation, but not a good metaphor.
3 stars!
But it’s worth trying.
Castra’s inner self immediately...squatted in the air and started to push out something that didn’t really exist.
Push! Push!! That idea! That thought! Ahhh~ It’s about to be born—
The next second, Castra, the Poop Butler, suddenly paused on the spot.
Something just flashed in his mind, like a strong urge to do something... 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮
The poop butler didn’t know why he had this urge, but then he had an epiphany.
To hell with the moonlight purification or something.
The only way to deal with a toilet is with a *beep*!
In an instant, Castra the poop butler recalled all the skills he had and immediately chose a suitable one.
"Activate the Bullsh*t Skill."
Beep! [The Bullsh*t Skill is Activated!]
In an instant, a bull, the same bull that Castra saw before, appeared in the air— for the third time already.
The exhausted bull nodded weakly towards Castra before pouncing at the toilet spirit.
"MOOOO!!"
Before the toilet spirit could react, the bull suddenly sat on the toilet seat.
...?
??
?!
"GLURGGGGG!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
The toilet spirit trashed around, trying to push away the bull that suddenly appeared, but the bull had already grunted and started its business!
Pa. Pa. Pa.
One after another, *beep* *beep* started to fall into the toilet spirit’s hole and the stench spread throughout the surroundings.
"Huh?" Himi and Aran’s faces turned pale at the stench and they subconsciously pinched their noses.
Lady Fera buried her nose in her thick tail and the examinees started to cover their noses with anything around them.
The dwarf even shoved his head into the cauldron, refusing to come out.
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Blasphemy!!"
The toilet spirit also couldn’t stand the stench but the bull firmly sat on it, even winking at Castra handsomely.
Boy, you owe me a favor.
Yes, bull-sama. Keep the *beep* and no need to change it into Feral Coins...it’s filthy.
Got it, boy.
The two people communicated with their eyes and after a few more pushes, the bull slowly disappeared.
Ah, the skill ended.
But worry not.
The toilet spirit was still hit with the stun + Fear Debuff for a few seconds!
Castra the butler looked at Dudu and reluctantly ordered him with a finger.
"Go, filthy bug. Show me your worth."
"Du?"
Dudu is a filthy bug?
"Hurry, hurry, you can also make those...things, right? Go, shove it down the toilet!"
Dudu’s eyes instantly sparkled.
"Duuuuu!!"
That’s Dudu’s specialty!
With a long shout, the palm-sized Dudu suddenly swelled to the size of a Samoyed.
Master is finally a D-rank spirit, so Dudu is now a D-rank monster too!
Although his current size was not even half of his original size as a C-rank mutated monster, there’s one thing that remained the same.
His ability to produce those things.
Dudu immediately latched onto a nearby rock and ravaged the rocks with his sharp teeth.
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Huge rocks disappeared in the blink of an eye and Dudu finally had enough ammunition.
Without a second thought, Dudu flew towards the toilet spirit with a fierce light in his eyes.
"DUUUU!"
