Only I Level Up By Shoveling-Chapter 82: "Sh*t Talk"

[Skill level: Temporary D-rank]

[You have a 30% chance to land a critical hit!]

[The critical hit will amplify your damage by 300%!]

At that moment, Castra’s 4-star luck stat shone brightly.

SWOOOSH!

BANG!

The gigantic shovel landed squarely at the toilet spirit’s body and with a bang, those poops burst out of the toilet spirit’s body like fireworks.

PUFF! PUFF! PUFF!

[00:27]

A thick smell of stench spread throughout the cave and the examinees who were struggling to survive almost let go of their grips.

"Ugghhh!!!!"

The smell!!!

It’s killing them!!

Apparently, the smell of the stench also triggered the toilet spirit.

It paused for a split second before roaring in a high-pitched voice.

"GLUUUURRGGGG!!!"

The entire dungeon shook for the second time.

The ground cracked even more and yet the water level didn’t subside.

It actually rose by several centimeters!

Following the sound of the running water, a heavy noise of something scrapping the rocky ground echoed throughout the huge cave.

Everyone who was sticking to the wall felt the wall under their grips slowly...moved.

!

"What’s going on??"

"@&@&! (Ugh, it’s dark! I can’t see!)"

A few examinees who could see in the dark saw the wall on the opposite side closing in, becoming clearer and clearer to the eyes.

The female beastman, the orc and the dwarf who could see in the dark all stiffened on the spot as their bodies shook from head to toe.

"@&@! @&@&#@&&! (The wall! The wall is moving!)"

Both walls were moving towards each other!

[00:25]

The audience who was watching through an aerial view clearly saw the whole dungeon being squeezed tighter and the air became thinner!

Castra looked at the cave’s ceiling that descended rapidly and murmured in a cold voice.

"No, not enough."

The Way of The Shovel skill had an extremely short cool down, but even so, it still took several minutes.

There’s not enough time!

Castra the poop butler rummaged through all the skills he possessed and unfortunately, even his moonlight form only had that one moonlight purification skill, which was still on a cool down!

[00:23]

Sh*t Luck...no more sh*ts. Laxative? It would only leak all the clogged poops, not exploding it.

[Bullsh*t] was still on a cool down...

And then, Castra’s eyes paused at a new skill he had never used before, something he got after he permanently advanced to E-rank.

[00:20]

This...maybe this skill would do!

Without any hesitation, Castra immediately used the skill.

"Activate Sh*t Talk!"

Beep. [Sh*t Talk skill is activated.]

[Skill level: Temporarily D-rank]

[Upgradable]

[At D-rank, this skill had two versions. Please choose!]

[Hypnosis: As long as your Sh*t Talk is sh*tty enough, the target will believe you.]

[Aggro: Taunt your enemy and place the blame on someone else.]

Castra immediately chose the first version and he spoke so fast that his tongue was blurring.

"Tsk. I don’t see a strong spirit. All I see is a broken toilet!"

"It’s so stinky. Someone has to clean it up and repair the broken toilet."

"The clog is so heavy. Is this toilet about to burst?"

Castra’s voice stabbed the toilet spirit’s ears and the repeated hints muddied its mind further.

[00:15]

"Glurrggg! No!! I’m not a broken toilet!!" 𝚏𝐫𝚎𝗲𝕨𝐞𝐛𝕟𝚘𝐯𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝗺

But the more the spirit denied it, the stronger the hypnosis effect.

As an illusion spirit that was sensitive to the majority’s perception of it, Castra’s Sh*t Talk skill truly hit the weak spot.

Even though the rank difference was huge, the skill still briefly shook the toilet spirit’s mind!

The moment it was convinced, albeit only a split second...

The last remaining poops stuffed into the toilet spirit shook and burst out of the toilet hole in unison.

BANG!

In front of everyone’s eyes, the toilet spewed out a fountain of *beep*!

"GRAAAA— "

[00:10]

The examinees quickly dodged everywhere, desperately trying to avoid the rain of suspicious things.

At the same time, their hearts shook and a faint hope emerged.

The toilet...exploded!

Did- did that shovel spirit defeat the toilet?

Is the toilet broken?

In that very moment, everyone’s thoughts resonated with each other.

’The toilet spirit has been defeated!’

The strong thoughts of ’the toilet has been defeated because it exploded’ pierced through the toilet spirit’s body and an invisible energy quickly enveloped the toilet spirit.

The toilet, which was actually fine and was still full of energy, suddenly felt as if something drained all the energy in its body.

Huh? Huh?

The toilet spirit’s excessive dark energy was sucked out of its body.

Its body wriggled, slowly transforming back into the dark fog state.

[00:09]

Along with the transformation, the spirit’s strength regressed back to its original B-rank and its mind cleared up, but when it saw its current formless body...

"Glurg! Omg!! My body!! So ugly!!"

The toilet spirit wanted to throw a tantrum, but somewhere in the dungeon, a faint energy rippled and the dungeon shook again.

The toilet spirit’s control over the dungeon loosened, tearing a gap in the space.

Shaaaa....

The examinees all held onto the moving wall with bathed breath and soon, everyone, regardless of whether they could see in the dark or not, saw a faint white light piercing through the darkness.

The moment the examinees saw the white light, the same sentence came to mind.

The door has opened!

It was at the end of the cave, the place where they first entered the dungeon.

In an instant, everyone let go of their grips and dived into the water.

"@&! @&! @&! (Go! Go! Go!)"

"@&@&! (Swim!)"

The female beastman was the first to swim towards the exit and in no time, she had left the huge cave, entering the narrower cave corridor.

Despite its huge body, the orc knight also swam with all of his might and quickly left the huge cave.

The dwarf threw his cauldron into the water and quickly settled inside before paddling away, using the cauldron as his boat.

The elf boy tossed the crybaby cabbage hanging on his shoulder onto the water and the cabbage instantly expanded, barely enough for the elf boy.

The elf boy immediately sat on the crybaby cabbage and patted the cabbage,

"@&! (Cry!)"

The cabbage obediently cried, pouring out water that pushed them towards the exit.

The elf ancestor swam right behind the cabbage, pushing the cabbage to move faster.

The angel didn’t dive into the water and quickly flapped his wings, shuttling between stalagmites in the ceiling, narrowly avoiding the ceiling that was pressing down at him.

The merged twins were still unconscious, but their yin and yang koi fishes slowly expanded and escorted them away with a few flicks of their tails.

Ray couldn’t swim alone while hugging Miria, but he too, had his ways.

"Piiiii!!"

Ray whistled, and the Sword of Vengeance flew from somewhere before slowly hovering in front of Ray.

"Quick! Drag us out!" Ray held the handle of the sword while hugging Miria and the sword quickly flew out at a lower altitude, dragging two people with it.

[00:05]

Seeing that almost all the examinees and the spirits had scrambled to leave, Lady Fera wagged her tail and the ice footing quickly surged towards the exit that was now becoming narrower.

But then, just when Castra and Lady Fera were about to pass through the narrow cave corridor, a gust of wind blew and a dark shadow clung at Castra’s legs.

"Wait! Wait!!!"