Only I Level Up By Shoveling-Chapter 87: "Sh*t Talk— Shifting The Blame"
Castra could feel the chill coming towards his neck and the sharp wind cutting his skin.
One sentence flashed through his mind.
He’s done for!!
The sword was so fast that everyone only saw a blur but then, something faster darted straight towards the sword.
CLANG!
The unknown thing squirmed and rapidly transformed into a big thing floating in front of Castra, taking the sword for him!
Castra widened his eyes at the toilet that suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Toilet spirit!"
The sword hit hard but the blade couldn’t penetrate the seemingly fragile ceramic toilet.
The sword couldn’t even leave a scratch!
Libra-ry’s eyes instantly changed and she quickly shot back, warily eyeing the toilet spirit.
Gem-Mini stomped her feet anxiously as she pointed her staff at the toilet spirit.
"Ha! Even if you help him now, it’s useless! Your master is going to become a gem statue!"
The crystallization had already reached Castra’s waist, slowly creeping towards his chest.
Castra couldn’t feel his lower body anymore, as if he really turned into a statue.
A chill went down Castra’s spine as he urged the toilet spirit.
"Attack the trio! We have to break the mana-sealing formation!"
If he waited until the formation skill’s duration ended, that would be too late!
"Okay, master!"
The toilet spirit quickly wriggled its b*tt and rushed towards one of the trio.
"Hah! Don’t you think this great me can’t do anything without skills and aura!"
The toilet spirit menacingly slapped its toilet lid and before one of the trio could react, the toilet spirit had already swallowed the spirit’s entire head.
HAP!
The spirit, whose legs were also rooted in the formation, instantly screamed, his arms swinging wildly, punching the thing covering its head.
"AHH! Get away! Get away!!"
The toilet spirit couldn’t swallow the prey without mana, but it slapped the spirit’s head with its lid and started to shake the spirit’s head around.
Pa! Pa! Pa! 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮
"Eat this! Eat this! Who told you to bully my master?!"
Clang! Clang! Clang!
How could a D-rank spirit endure the repeated physical attack from a B-rank spirit?
The spirit was beaten up to a pulp that he fainted with his eyes open!
The moment the spirit lost consciousness, the magic circle beneath its feet dimmed and one of the three ropes binding Castra’s feet shattered.
Castra suddenly felt one third of his mana is back!
Gem-Mini and Libra-ry’s faces instantly changed.
"Not good!!"
Gem-Mini suddenly dashed towards Castra with the sharp tip of her gem-studded staff pointed at Castra’s vulnerable eyes.
"Die!!"
Libra-ry swung her sword once more, stabbing straight at Castra’s left chest!
"Ahhh! Toilet spirit!!"
Castra watched in horror as the two weapons were about to land on his vitals but the toilet spirit quickly used the one-third mana he had just regained.
"Projected Illusion, glurg!"
The toilet spirit projected illusions straight into the two girls’ minds and their movements instantly froze, as if someone pressed a pause button.
The tip of the sharp sword and the gem-studded staff was only an inch away from Castra’s vitals and he broke into a cold sweat.
"Quick! Quick! Push me away! We run!!"
Castra, still immobilized, could only ask the toilet spirit to move him but then, the spirit world’s notification blared anxiously.
BEEP! BEEP! [Warning! Warning! An unregistered spirit is using a skill in the Spirit World!]
[Temporarily sealing the unregistered spirit!]
The toilet spirit suddenly found itself unable to move. Even its toilet body reverted to the foggy state and was trapped in an invisible glass box!
The toilet spirit felt so wronged that it writhed and thrashed around.
"Ahhh! Master, master, save me! Save me!"
It could feel his skill’s effect slowly diminishing!
At the same time, the two female spirits who were trapped in the projected illusions felt their bodies transform into something soft, boneless and...
A little bit stinky.
The surroundings enlarged with four walls trapping them in the middle.
A huge, towering "building" stood in front of them and somehow, this "building"....was familiar.
Before the two female spirits could think of something, they sensed their bodies being "picked" from the ground and flung towards the tall "building".
"Ah!"
From this height, the girls finally saw the true appearance of the building.
It was an oval-shaped thing with swirling water in the middle and they were going straight to the swirling water!
If Castra was here, he would faint.
Isn’t that a toilet?? Then, the two spirits...
Were they *beep*??
"Ahhhh!!!"
The female spirits screamed their lungs out as they were plunged into the swirling water, experiencing first-hand how their soft bodies disintegrated into pieces, quickly washed away to God-know-where.
The two female spirits collapsed on the spot, fainting with their eyes wide open and foaming all over their mouths.
The moment Gem-Mini fainted, the crystallization on Castra’s body finally stopped spreading!
Castra was so happy that he almost cried, but seeing his toilet spirit trapped, his heart turned cold.
Even worse, the magic circle beneath his feet still rooted him to the ground.
The last two mana ropes were tying him down and the two other spirits gritted their teeth, holding on tenaciously, swearing never to let go!
No, this won’t do!
Castra checked his mana and saw that it was enough, so he immediately shouted,
"Activate Sh*t Talk!"
BEEP. [Sh*t Talk skill is activated.]
[Hypnosis Ver]
[Taunt ver]
Castra quickly chose the taunt version and mockingly laughed at the spirit on his left side.
"Heh, you ugly a*s bastard, if I was you, I would be ashamed to be born!"
"What?? Are you cursing my mother— "
"You don’t have a mother, anyway."
"Ahh! How dare you!!"
Before the spirit could get angry, Castra immediately activated the second phase of his taunt ver skill—
Shifting the blame.
"Your twin said that. I heard it. He said he would rather be born alone than have a sibling like you!"
Accused spirit: ?? Meow meow??
"Are you slandering me?!"
