Only I Level Up By Shoveling-Chapter 93: "I’m Lovin Sh*t"
"GYAHHH! CAT ALERT! CAT ALERT!"
"There’s a husky here too!"
"And a naked human two-legged beast!"
"Awooo! This lady is not a husky!"
"...I am not naked..."
The trio were deeply hurt by the birds’ insults but then, one by one, the birds shot out of the branches like arrows, aiming their sharp beaks at the three intruders!
"Attack, kwaakkk!!"
Stab! Stab! Stab!
"Meow! Meow! How dare you, peasants??"
"Woof! Woof!"
"Wait, wait, the feathers— achoo! Achoo!"
Garfin and Lady Fera immediately fought back, pouncing on the birds while Castra swept them away with his shovel but the bird feathers still triggered his allergy.
In no time, the trio were buried under the flock of birds and even worse...
Something fell on Castra’s head, nearly hitting the sleeping Dudu.
"Du???"
QAQ master, something hit Dudu!
Castra subconsciously froze. The familiar stretch wafted down his head and before he could even touch whatever landed on his head...
The spirit world’s notification rang.
BEEP. [I’m Lovin Sh*t passive skill is triggered!]
?? What?? What kind of skill is that—
Then, Castra suddenly felt a bubble of joy and warmth spread from his heart to his entire body.
The man subconsciously trembled in excitement as he scooped whatever was on his head with his bare hands.
The moment Castra saw the censored thing, his pupils turned into pink hearts and his cheeks flushed red.
"Oh, my, oh, my, how lovely, achoo! Ahhh, this shape, achoo! This color, achoo! The wonderful smell— "
Castra acted as if he was possessed, shocking Garfin, Fera, Dudu and even Poo..
"Meow? Meow? Hooman?? What are you doing?! Did those birdies put a curse on you??"
"Woof! My slave is driven mad! Mad!"
"Duuu!!"
Master! Why are you appreciating other *beep* except for Dudu’s?? Betrayal! Unfaithful!
[Host?? I know you love the adorable me so much, but it doesn’t mean you have to— have to— ]
The four non-human beings stared at Castra’s abnormal state that lasted a few seconds and after that...Castra snapped out of his frenzied state.
The moment he saw the thing on his palms, he swung it away and screamed three octaves high.
"Ahhh! What the hell! What the hell— achoo! Achoo! Omg!! Did those birds do it on purpose— "
Castra paused for a split second. The memory he "lost" a few seconds ago came flooding back and the whole man turned into a stone statue.
Huh...? Huh? That was him? Really?
NOT REALLY??? it’s not him!!!
Aaaaa!! It’s the, the passive skill!!
"Since when did I have such a passive skill??" Castra quickly cleaned up his palms as he frantically looked at his skill lists and saw the newly added skill for his D-rank status—
I’m Lovin Sh*t.
*Flips table*.
"Outrageous!!!"
So from now on, whenever he got into touch with sh*t, he would act like a maniac?!?
What if he only saw it and didn’t touch it with his body??
Castra suddenly swayed and almost fainted on the spot.
"Meow, meow, hold on, hooman!"
"He must have been shocked by his own kink, woof. It’s okay, this lady won’t discriminate~ "
"Duuu! Duuu!"
Dudu doesn’t want to sit on the head that had been tainted with another animal’s thing! Hmph!
[Host, host, wake up, wake up!]
The group descended into chaos and the birds still relentlessly attacked them, forcing the group to retreat and leave the Bird Garden.
The moment the trio left the Bird Garden’s territory, the birds immediately stopped attacking and retreated en masse, as if nothing happened!
The disheveled Castra with scratches all over his skin and holes in his pants stared at the sky with blank gaze.
Ah...he has been tainted.
He’s not pure anymore.
At the same time, the two big bosses glared at the flock of birds, their claws itching to move.
"Meowww! Just you guys wait! This king wants to eat a roasted bird!"
"Fufufu, this lady wants to make a bird feather quilt."
Castra’s soul was still shaken and he was in a daze for a few minutes before he finally accepted reality and looked at the distant Bird Garden with red eyes.
Damn it. He had to avenge this humiliation!!
Unfortunately, he forgot to store the bird’s poop.
At least it could make money!
Thinking about the birds, Castra gritted his teeth and stormed back into the garden with the two big bosses sharpening their claws menacingly.
"FBI open up!"
Castra barged into the Bird Garden, once again startling the group of birds into attacking.
But this time, the two big bosses showed no mercy.
"Meowwww!"
"Woof!"
Each of them unleashed their SS and SSS-rank aura, instantly silencing the whole birds and plummeting them to the ground!
The Bird Garden’s front yard instantly fell into a deep silence with the birds trembling all over, their feathers falling so much that some of them were about to be bald.
"Y-your excellencies, kwak! W-we wonder what h-honor we have to receive y-you here?"
The leading bird, a falcon, acted like a duck and cautiously probed the two big bosses.
The big bosses immediately looked at Castra and nudged him with their heads.
"Well, I’m here to find a crow spirit." Castra crossed his arms and lifted his chin high, his heart floating to the sky.
Hohohoho! So this is what it feels like to have big bosses as your backers!
The leading bird tilted its head and murmured,
"A crow spirit? They don’t live in the Bird Garden, kwak!"
A thunderbolt struck Castra’s mind and his smug smile froze on his face.
"What did you say? There are no crow spirits here?? Then where are they??"
Wouldn’t his sacrifice just now end up in vain??
"Kwak, kwak, I don’t know where they live, kwak, but look at those black clouds? They’re aerial islands. I heard that the crows usually hang out there, kwak!"
Castra lifted his head and saw the looming black clouds...his heart was instantly filled with dark clouds as well.
How the hell do you get up there?
