Pampered by the School Bully-Chapter 251 - 245, I just want to buy her something! (3)
Chapter 251: 245, I just want to buy her something! (3)
Pu Sangzhi was utterly speechless at him.
She tried to give the hat back to him, but Huo Feng dodged with his hands behind his back, grinning mischievously, "Hey, I didn’t agree to carry things for you, carry your own stuff!"
Seeing his shameless demeanor, Sangzhi felt helpless. "Huo Feng..."
Huo Feng smirked proudly, "Hey."
Sangzhi: "Take your stuff away."
Huo Feng raised an eyebrow and said, "Hey, lady, watch your language. I threw this thing in the trash a few seconds ago. You picked it out of the trash, so technically, its ownership belongs to you. Also, if you really want to hand this thing over to me, then I can only help you carry it for a bit. As a man of such gentlemanly demeanor, I have no problem helping a lady carry things."
Sangzhi frowned at his convoluted reasoning.
He’s so annoying!
He’s so shameless!
He’s so disgusting!
Just unbelievable...
Suddenly, Huo Feng placed a hand over his chest and bowed to her, "So, do you need me to help you carry something, madam?"
Sangzhi edged closer, with a frown, and handed the item over to him.
She was about to say ’it’s your stuff,’ but before she could speak, Huo Feng preempted her with, "Hey, should you not politely reply with: ’Could this gentleman help me carry something?’"
Sangzhi’s brows knotted tighter, her face a picture of speechlessness at Huo Feng’s antics.
What the heck...A drama queen?!
Huo Feng lifted his eyebrows at her, "Hmm?"
Sangzhi turned away abruptly, "Get lost, who asked you to help me carry anything!"
And so, in the midst of chaos, Sangzhi ended up keeping the beret he had bought.
After acquiring this skill, Huo Feng’s subsequent shopping spree went much smoother!
They wandered into another boutique, where Huo Feng forced her to try on and then purchased many items for her.
Bracelets, headbands, earrings, sunglasses, necklaces... they got it all!
And he was obsessed with headbands!
He could buy seven or eight different headbands at a go and even told Sangzhi that he wanted to see her wear a different one every day.
Naturally, Sangzhi refused! She refused with every fiber of her being!
But she couldn’t stop him, and no matter what, she couldn’t prevent Huo Feng from reaching for his wallet.
So, after another round in the boutique, Huo Feng ended up spending over 200 yuan on these trinkets!
Sangzhi felt terrible watching him pay.
So much money...
After the purchase, Sangzhi was genuinely angry.
She stomped ahead of Huo Feng, grumbling as she walked, "I’m definitely not taking your stuff anymore this time! Even if you throw it in the trash, I won’t care! You won’t learn your lesson until you lose some money, right!"
Huo Feng trailed behind her, drawling lazily, "No... I don’t want to lose a single penny. Spending money on you is so worthwhile, what are you thinking?"
Sangzhi turned and glared at him: "I don’t need these things! Who allowed you to buy them without asking?"
Huo Feng spread his hands out, "Every girl needs jewelry, and so do you."
Sangzhi stressed firmly, "I said I don’t need them!"
Huo Feng then used himself as an example, "See my earring? Notice my lapel pin? Look at my cufflinks? See my watch?"
Sangzhi: "..."
Huo Feng: "I’m a man and I’m fancier than you! Aren’t you embarrassed at all facing me? Don’t you feel any shame?"
"I..."
Sangzhi’s face flushed slightly, and she took a couple of deep breaths, telling herself not to stoop to Huo Feng’s level.
She said firmly, "I’m not discussing this with you. I just don’t need these things, don’t give them to me!"
Huo Feng sighed and resorted to his old tricks, dumping the items on top of a trash can lid, "Fine, thrown away."
Watching the accessories worth over 200 yuan being tossed on the trash can, Sangzhi felt even more heartache!
But to prevent Huo Feng from squandering more, she pretended not to care and said, "If they’re thrown away, so be it! Your money has nothing to do with me!"
After that, Sangzhi turned and moved on.
Huo Feng followed her without any hint of regret...
After they had walked five meters, Sangzhi suddenly turned back and dashed towards the trash can...
As she brushed past Huo Feng, the corners of his mouth curved into a smirk, his eyes and brows radiating smugness!
Hmm... delicious.
It is so fun watching her contradict herself!
Sangzhi picked up the bag of jewelry worth over 200 yuan from the lid of the trash can, approaching Huo Feng with an unhappy expression.
Huo Feng "tsked" and said, "Aren’t you lucky today? Always finding good stuff in the trash, the heavens are really looking out for you, huh?!"
Sangzhi glared at him with indignation, "Huo Feng! Cut it out!"
Huo Feng clapped his hands enthusiastically, praising her, "Congratulations, you’ve acquired a bag of resources!"
This time, Sangzhi was determined to return the things to him, "I’m not taking them! If I do, I’ll truly be a small-minded person!"
Huo Feng extended his hand and draped it over her shoulder, leading her forward. "Let’s go, kiddo, keep shopping. Let’s see what else we can pick up from the trash bins next."
Pu Sangzhi yelled, "Huo Feng!"
Huo Feng laughed nonchalantly. "I’ve never seen anyone as lucky as you. Fortune’s star must be shining on you this year, the trash bins are favoring you!"
Pu Sangzhi exclaimed, "Hey!"
Huo Feng sang teasingly, "The trash bin, oh, the trash bin, the lucky trash bin, the draw is 6+1~"
In the following hour...
Pu Sangzhi consecutively scavenged clothes, shoes, bags... and other ’trash’ that Huo Feng had thrown away!
She was about to be driven mad by Huo Feng! Completely exasperated!
Meanwhile, Huo Feng was all along teasing her...
"Wow, this trash bin is high-class; you can even pick up clothes!"
"Wow, look how nice these shoes are, brand new!"
"Wow, I think we should check out the women’s bag shop and see what we can buy for my dear trash bin."
"Wow, my trash bin would really suit one of these small candy bags. What do you think, trash bin?"
In the end, Pu Sangzhi even earned the nickname ’Trash Bin’! Utterly toxic!
...
After wandering for over an hour with a pile of ’treasures’ picked from the trash bins, Huo Feng took Pu Sangzhi to the Peach Blossom Brewery he had found on Meituan.
The restaurant had good reviews on Meituan, and crucially, it had private booths!
They could dine in a booth all to themselves... This was one of Huo Feng’s perfect plans.
Huo Feng ordered a plethora of dishes in one go, among which he specifically ordered a dish of shrimp because he hoped Pu Sangzhi would peel them for him!
Huo Feng liked to eat shrimp but was always too lazy to peel them, so he had set himself a goal in the past—to find a girl who would peel shrimp for him.
Well... Pu Sangzhi was the one!
Inside the cozy booth, Huo Feng squeezed himself next to Pu Sangzhi, unabashedly snuggling up to her, taking advantage."
The atmosphere was blissfully satisfying!
Once all the dishes were served, the two began their meal.
Sticking to his original plan, Huo Feng said, "Sangzhi, peel a shrimp for me, will you?"
Pu Sangzhi, not even looking up, responded, "Peel it yourself."
Huo Feng clicked his tongue. "I can’t. You do it for me."
Pu Sangzhi glanced at him skeptically. "You’re this old and you can’t peel shrimp?"
Huo Feng wore a smile. "Really can’t! I’ve been spoiled since I was young, never had to do this kind of work."
Pu Sangzhi retorted, "Then do you eat shrimp?"
Huo Feng replied, "Yeah! And I especially love it! Won’t you peel one for me?"
"Then watch closely..."
Pu Sangzhi leisurely picked up a shrimp and began to peel it in front of him.
Watching her swiftly peel a whole shrimp, Huo Feng’s smug smile grew wider...
"There, it’s just a few simple moves," Pu Sangzhi said.
"Uh..."
Huo Feng opened his mouth wide, moving closer to her.
Pu Sangzhi, without hesitation, popped the peeled shrimp meat into her own mouth.
In that instant, Huo Feng petrified...
As she chewed, Pu Sangzhi picked up another shrimp and placed it in his bowl, "You try..."
Huo Feng: "..."
The dream of a shrimp-peeling wife... was it shattered?
"Why the daze? Give it a go..."
Pu Sangzhi nudged him with her elbow, then picked up another shrimp to peel, "It’s very simple, an idiot could do it."
Soon, as she peeled another shrimp, Huo Feng hurriedly said, "This one’s for me!"
Pu Sangzhi, without any hesitation, stuffed it into her mouth...
Huo Feng stiffened up once more...
Pu Sangzhi wiped her fingers and remarked, "Mmm, delicious."
Huo Feng finally shamelessly inquired again, "Can’t you peel one for me?"
Pu Sangzhi asked, "Where are your hands?"
Huo Feng replied, "Too lazy..."
Pu Sangzhi declared, "Then don’t eat."
Huo Feng: "..."
Alright...
After this, he might have to switch to another dream.