Rags to Riches: The Rise of a Dual-Talent Prodigy-Chapter 550 - 542: May There Be No Moos in the World
The eyes of the Gilded Black Tiger Beast instantly showed disdain and disgust.
Why is this herd of moo-moo-moo here?
Bad luck, just too bad!
Might as well give up this territory!
After being harassed for nearly three hundred years by the Titan Golden Armor Bulls after just one confrontation, the Gilded Black Tiger Beast hesitated for a moment and then flew off towards the east.
"Holy crap!"
"Holy crap!"
Qian Qi and Gong Qiang shouted at the same time, "You’re running the wrong way—"
Qian Qi hurriedly urged the Titan Golden Armor Bulls to pursue in the direction of the Gilded Black Tiger Beast, but the Black Tiger Beast ran even faster when it saw them, scaring Qian Qi into stopping quickly.
She clicked her tongue, "Just have to rely on Su Xingchen’s side now. Hopefully, they’ve found the Titan Golden Armor Bull..."
The Gilded Black Tiger Beast sprinted wildly toward the defense line in the east of Qingzhou. Glancing back as it ran, it found that the Golden Armor Bulls did not catch up, letting it breathe a sigh of relief.
Although giving up that land was somewhat regrettable, a peaceful and comfortable living environment was evidently more important.
God knows how loose its rear end was at that time, couldn’t even hold a poop. It took thirty years to recover, feeling younger in mood. It never wanted to go back to the days it was ambushed every night by the Golden Armor Bulls.
May the world be free of moo "moo-moo—"!
Hmm? Who stole its line?
The Gilded Black Tiger Beast stiffly looked up, only to see the distant east, where rows of fiery red flags fluttered. Behind them, an uncountable mass of Titan Golden Armor Bulls, eyes red like blood, roaring and galloping four-legged towards it!
Gilded Black Tiger Beast: !!!
Oh, no! Why are there moo-moo-moo here too!
The Gilded Black Tiger Beast turned around and ran west.
More moo in the east, less moo in the west, clear on which way to run!
The Gong Family Army was nervously and laboriously following behind the Gilded Black Tiger Beast to prevent it from attacking the ground again, when suddenly, the Gilded Black Tiger Beast, originally in a full sprint, abruptly skidded to a halt as if it had seen something terrifying, turned around, and ran back.
Gong Family Army: !!!
Preparing to defend against an attack, they saw the Gilded Black Tiger Beast, seemingly in a hurry to relieve itself, fly swiftly over their heads. The rain, once smelling of vegetation and dust, now seemed to contain more of a pungent odor.
The Gong Family Army looked down, seeing yellow unidentified substances on their clothes: ...
Qian Qi quickly used the system as a cover over her head.
System: #￥Seven%You...*Old@#￥Man%...
In the end, the Gilded Black Tiger Beast was driven to the Western Wilderness by the Titan Golden Armor Bulls.
Meanwhile, the Golden Armor Bulls from the east and the west bumped into each other, and promptly, long-separated old lovers of thirty years reunited tearfully.
Some old couples, forced to live apart for thirty years, showed their affection right on the spot, and Qian Qi’s eyes shone with excitement, using her Illusion Skill to bite a missing piece from the ear of a female Golden Armor Bull.
She declared: If it conceives in the future, she’ll be the godmother, and should receive a few calves.
Gong Family Army: ... So twisted.
But, though...
The future is such a beautiful word.
They still have a future.
——
Although the Gilded Black Tiger Beast was driven to the Western Wilderness, its threat to the human world still exists.
No one could guarantee that the Black Tiger Beast wouldn’t one day wage war on humanity again.
The Seven Great Families held an emergency meeting, where Qian Qi declined to attend, sitting on a small stool washing the system’s panel.
"System Lord~ Don’t be mad anymore!"
Seeing the system so angry that not a word displayed on the panel, Qian Qi awkwardly smiled, "Wasn’t it an emergency? Besides, you can’t blame me entirely!"
"In our place, we believe that with every action comes a consequence. If System Lord had agreed to be my storage space back then and stored an umbrella in advance, none of this would’ve happened today!"
The system panel rolled a pixelated white eye.
Qian Qi soaped up the system’s panel, picked up a shoe brush and scrubbed hard, muttering, "Alright, don’t be mad, I’ll transfer you 1 million, okay?"
Indeed, at the mention of money, the system panel that was practicing silent treatment trembled slightly.
[Why are you being so generous lately →_→?] it finally squeaked.
"Because I love the system, loving you makes me happy to spend money on you!" Qian Qi sweetly said.
The system panel felt goosebumps rise despite being inorganic, wondering if Qian Qi had been possessed. But looking at her sitting comfortably on a small stool, while drawing "BIG IDIOT" in soap suds on the panel with a shoe brush, it was very sure she was the same petty, grudge-holding Qian Qi.
Thinking briefly, it said, [No need to give me money. Conveniently, I got a bunch of good stuff stored from the Lanshan Python instance, and with the previous Fire Stream Dragon’s treasure trove, I redesigned the lottery wheel. Why don’t you spend money to draw?]
[It’s a win-win!]
Qian Qi’s little face instantly crumpled, "It’s 3 million per draw, and you know my luck is terrifyingly bad; I’m very likely to hit ’Thank You For Playing,’ wouldn’t that be an easy 2 million for you?"
[Nope!] System guaranteed, [I removed all the ’Thank You For Playing’! You’re definitely gonna get something useful!]
"Such a great thing?" Qian Qi suspiciously eyed it, but quickly squinted her eyes, sweetly saying, "I get it, it must be because System Lord loves me so much, can’t bear me dying, yet can’t blatantly give me life-saving weapons, so you used this compromise approach!"
Qian Qi rubbed against the system panel, smearing it full of foam, "System Lord~ you’re so nice~ mwah mwah—"
System: ... Hey hey hey, don’t think I don’t know you’re just trying to get me to add some life-saving items to the lottery wheel with this act!
Even while internally grumbling, the system did sneakily add a few life-saving gadgets to the prize wheel.
[Agreed, start with 100 draws, pay the full amount upfront!]
"Agreed, if I hit ’Thank You For Playing,’ I get everything on your prize wheel!" Qian Qi cautiously stated.
[No problem!]
Only then did Qian Qi feel at ease.
She transferred 300 million to the system.
The system panel displayed the lottery wheel, Qian Qi wiped the foam off the panel, and took a trial draw. With good luck, she won 10 sets of A-level Moyu Evolution Materials.
"Not bad, you’re quite generous this time!"
Qian Qi rubbed her little hands together and went for 10 draws this time.
[Wow! Congratulations to Qian Qi for winning Gilded Black Tiger Beast Feces x10!]
[Boss Qian Qi’s luck is as delightfully awful as always, even worse than Gilded Black Tiger Beast Feces!]
Qian Qi: ???
Qian Qi sprang to her feet: "Why is Gilded Black Tiger Beast Feces in there?!"
She glared at the system panel, only to angrily discover that the system had replaced every ’Thank You For Playing’ with Black Tiger Beast Feces!
"What a ’won’t have any Thank You For Playing’!"
This is where the trap was!
[No worries, no worries, this is Epic Level Advanced Magical Beast feces. Just draw the Complete Guide to Using Magical Beast Feces and it’ll be very useful, oh＾ｖ＾~] the system grinned.
"System!" Qian Qi roared, "I didn’t expect you——"
The system opened its panel, smiling as it prepared to receive her impotent wrath.
"——that you actually like eating crap!"
System: ?
System: ???
