Rebirth of the Supreme Immortal Emperor-Chapter 96 - 95 This Woman is Going to Pull!

Li Chen looked at Ken as if he were looking at an idiot, squeezing out a cold sneer through his clenched teeth.

"Heh!"

Seeing Li Chen still dare to mock him, Ken immediately became furiously embarrassed, adopting the attitude of a seasoned elder and reprimanded,

"Young man, in life, the most important thing is not talent, but self-awareness. People like you, who don’t know how high the sky is and how deep the earth is, will surely have a hard time stepping into society. You might even die without knowing how!"

At this moment, Yanli tugged at his arm and said anxiously, "Ken, why are you wasting words with him? Look, your company’s Young Director is coming this way!"

Seeing Zhang Yuanhao actually walking towards them, Ken was ecstatic. It seems the Young Director still values him quite a bit, even coming over to greet him personally.

Instantly, he felt flattered and reached out his hand from afar.

"Young Director, I didn’t expect you to come too. You truly bring glory to this place!"

Zhang Yuanhao glanced at Ken, frowned, and asked, "Who are you?"

Ken, confused, quickly responded, "Young Director, I’m Ken, the sales department manager Ken from our company!"

Zhang Yuanhao stared at him for a while and said, "Oh, did you need something from me?"

Seeing that Zhang Yuanhao had no intention of shaking hands, Ken’s hand stiffened mid-air.

This is freaking awkward!

He awkwardly laughed and said, "Young Director, I don’t have anything in particular, just that seeing you..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Zhang Yuanhao impatiently said, "If there’s nothing important, don’t block the way here!"

After saying this, he pushed Ken away without any courtesy and strode towards Li Chen.

"Mr. Li, so you are here, I’ve been looking for you all over!"

Seeing this scene, everyone present was dumbstruck, looking at Li Chen with disbelief.

Li Chen smiled and nodded, "Young Master Zhang, what do you need from me?"

Zhang Yuanhao, with a smile, said, "There is something I need your help with, Mr. Li!"

Li Chen sneered coldly, "Young Master Zhang, just now one of your managers said that you are a Jiao Long soaring through the clouds. Whereas I, Li Chen, am just a loach flipping in the mud, not even comparable. Isn’t it inappropriate for you to suddenly ask for my help?"

Hearing Li Chen say this, Zhang Yuanhao’s forehead began to sweat.

The man before him made Donghua’s underground emperor Du Meng obediently become a lackey. If he’s a loach, then everyone else must be mere ants.

At this moment, Ken, frightened to the core, glared furiously at his girlfriend Yanli.

How could she not tell him about Li Chen’s deep background? Isn’t this deliberately setting him on fire?

He hurriedly wiped the cold sweat that fear had brought on, his teeth chattering as he stuttered, "Mr. Li, everything before was a misunderstanding, just a misunderstanding!"

Li Chen sneered and said, "Ah, a misunderstanding? Weren’t you just adamantly saying that people like me need to be self-aware?"

"I..."

Before he could finish his words, Zhang Yuanhao kicked him hard.

Ken, losing his balance, stumbled and fell awkwardly on the ground.

Before he could recover, Zhang Yuanhao pointed at his nose and yelled, "You’re the sales department manager, right? Well, I’m informing you now. You’re fired. Go to HR tomorrow to handle your resignation."

Hearing that he was fired, Ken crumpled like a deadbeat dog, collapsing on the ground, unable to utter a single word.

Really, act tough and get struck by lightning!

At this moment, the wedding march started to play outside.

"Everyone, look, the bride and groom have arrived!"

The wedding emcee took the opportunity to climb onto the stage, announcing loudly,

"Ladies and gentlemen, leaders, esteemed guests, good day!" frёeωebɳovel.com

"Under the bright sunshine, amidst the soaring songs, the laughter, and the auspicious descending from heaven, on this wonderful day in this splendid autumn, we welcome the blissful union of Mr. Wang Yuan’e and Miss Yans Ning. Now, let us welcome the couple with a warm round of applause!"

With this, a warm round of applause erupted.

Following the rhythm of the wedding march, the bride and groom, hand in hand, slowly walked into the hall on the red carpet.

The officiant recited with deep emotion, the emcee script he had long memorized.

"Spring clamors on the branches of red apricots; upon the Jade Rail Bridge, she comes, draped in a pristine wedding gown, a beautiful flower perched atop her head, immersed in sweet, blissful joy. In the solemn procession of the wedding march, heart close to heart, hand in hand, she walks towards us with a smile."

The most beautiful moment for a woman is when she dons her wedding dress.

Every girl has dreamt this dream: Clad in a pristine white wedding gown, holding fresh flowers, as beautiful as a fairy tale. Walking hand in hand with the one they love into the sacred hall of matrimony.

Naturally, Ye Chuxue was no exception!

She clasped her hands over her heart, a face full of envy as she watched the newlyweds on stage.

"Wow, so blissful!"

Li Chen flashed a mischievous smile, leaned towards Ye Chuxue’s ear, and whispered softly, "Xue’er, how about I drape you in a wedding gown in the future, okay?"

Hearing Li Chen’s blatantly amorous words, Ye Chuxue’s pretty face blushed crimson, and she muttered shyly, "Stop it, who said I’m going to marry you?"

Li Chen casually grabbed a bunch of crystal grapes from the table, popped them into his mouth, and chewed leisurely, saying indifferently, "The bride’s greedy, overate, and now her stomach’s upset. This wedding might not go on!"

Yanli, having no fondness for Li Chen and his naysaying from the get-go, immediately scowled and said coldly, "Li Chen, how can you be so sinister, unable to bear seeing others happy, eh?"

Li Chen shrugged nonchalantly, "I’m merely stating the facts here, no need to rush to pin me down!"

After saying that, he simply ignored Yanli.

Yanli crossed her arms and huffed indignantly.

"Tsch, such a dark-minded fellow. My sister’s wedding will absolutely proceed smoothly. Let’s wait and see; the show must go on!"

However, before her words even landed, the bride on stage accidentally let out a fart. And amplified by the sound system, it sounded incredibly loud.

Instantly, the scene turned awkward.

The quick-witted officiant chuckled and tried to ease the situation: "The bride farts, it’s a sign of great luck!"

Hearing the officiant’s blessing, the tense atmosphere on stage somewhat relaxed.

The bride even shot him a grateful glance.

But then, the bride couldn’t hold it in and let out a second fart.

Instantly, the scene turned awkward again.

Unfazed, the officiant smiled and said, "The bride farts twice, omens of good fortune!"

But before he could finish, the bride let out a third fart.

Even the battle-hardened officiant frowned slightly this time.

"The bride farts thrice, joy fills the heavens!"

But no sooner had he finished than the bride let out a series of loud and foul-smelling farts.

Moreover, a mysterious yellow fluid burst forth from the white wedding gown, emitting waves of foul odor, causing the guests in the front rows to frown in disgust.

Seeing the debacle unfold, the officiant threw down the mic and yelled at the top of his lungs,

"Family and friends better scatter, scatter! Looks like this B-stupid is about to crap, about to crap..."

In an instant, the entire wedding scene resembled the chaos of the 1930s and 40s when planes would bomb, everyone scrambling for the air raid shelters, a complete mess.

By this time, Yanli was completely disheveled and dumbstruck by the wind.

Li Chen casually picked up another crystal grape, shook his head with a smile, and said, "Told you, I was just stating a fact earlier. You believe me now, don’t you?"

Earlier, Zhang Yuanhao had thought Li Chen’s remark about the wedding not proceeding was just a casual comment.

Who would have thought, within just a few minutes, the prophecy became reality. It was truly the pace of an immortal from the heavens.

Thinking this, Zhang Yuanhao’s gaze towards Li Chen was filled even more with admiration.

Seeing Li Chen felt like beholding a lofty immortal, even if asked to be a petty follower, he wouldn’t refuse...

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