Reborn as a Hatrack in the Mystical Land-Chapter 764 - 14: Shameless Spring Dream
"Come on, speak up, you can’t just keep me hanging!" Yue Jinghua grew impatient as Qing Pu remained silent for quite some time.
The golden pupils of Qing Pu shimmered with flames, glowing as if they could light up, and after quite a while, he forced out a few words, "Spirit and body fusion."
"Spirit and body... fusion?" Yue Jinghua echoed, puzzled.
A suspicious blush crept across Qing Pu’s face.
How can this woman be so oblivious to subtlety?
"Awooo, ugly, you’re so dumb, it’s just doing the deed," Color Worm lived up to its name, never one to miss out on a saucy topic.
"I see, that makes it easier then. There’s still six months left; all we have to do is get big brother and Long Rui to tie the knot earlier, and once the rice is cooked, it’s all set," Yue Jinghua breathed a sigh of relief, her face beaming with joy.
Qing Pu’s expression, however, turned bizarre, "Woman, it seems you’ve forgotten, you yourself will be eighteen in seven months." 𝑓𝑟ℯ𝘦𝓌𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝑐ℴ𝓂
"So soon, I’m also turning eighteen, I completely forgot. Seems like I need to start choosing too," Yue Jinghua mumbled to herself.
Qing Pu’s face grew darker, while Color Worm began to call out in ecstasy on the side, "Awooo, ugly, you’re finally about to shed your eternal virgin title. I can personally gift you a complete set of Worm Love Chamber pictures, all sorts of positions, all super effective."
Worm Love Chamber pictures?
Yue Jinghua pictured two chubby, pale worms engaged in the act, and felt an unshakable sleepiness creep over her. Turning over, she quickly closed her eyes and fell asleep.
In the cabin, Color Worm continued its daydreaming, occasionally dribbling a pool of drool.
Qing Pu looked down at Yue Jinghua, who lay sprawled on the bed in a "big" character, a hint of helplessness and pity in his eyes.
For Yue Xiaoqi, who possessed the open-mindedness of the Western Era, she would never make such a foolish decision as "wanting milk, then go raise a cow."
Even in her sleep, her thoughts were still active.
Since the issue with the dragon blood couldn’t be changed, all she could do was try to avoid awakening it. She hadn’t thought about who to marry; as long as sleeping with someone could solve the "Dragon Blood Boiling" problem, she wasn’t too worried.
She didn’t have much of anything by her side, but there was no shortage of men.
There weren’t a few choices for the task at hand, primary candidates: Zong Shaoqing, Xie Yu, Ni Qianjun. Alternates: Chen Jiangyin, Qin Dongting, Fa Xiaoyi.
Any one of these men was a top-grade 419 candidate with impeccable genetics.
At first glance, Xie Yu was undoubtedly the most convenient choice, ever-ready at a moment’s notice, and obviously experienced. But with his flirtatious nature, who knew if he had any hidden diseases, any venereal disease, PASS.
Then there’s Ni Qianjun, tall and burly with a simple personality, and quite handsome to boot, with unquestionable character, and also quite accommodating to her. Unfortunately, he was just recovering from a serious illness; it seemed inhumane to bother him. Someone in a weakened state, PASS.
As for Zong Shaoqing, that guy had a face of icy purity, a definite heartthrob among the aloof handsome men. It’s just that as the Divine Son of the Divine Court, he was high and mighty. If he knew the dirty thoughts in her head, he might scold her earnestly and then perhaps perform some sort of Divine Son baptism. Someone with religious beliefs, PASS.
Yue Jinghua flipped over and continued to ponder her two backup candidates.
Chen Jiangyin looks impeccable and is smart, with high EQ as well, and is also a promising "Ancient Doctor." It’s just that he’s prettier than a lady, which would make Yue Jinghua feel like she’s in a lesbian affair if they had a one-night stand. Lesbian affair, PASS.
As for Qin Dongting, with his cold looks and colder words, Yue Jinghua has never exchanged more than fifty sentences with him since they’ve known each other. But with his introverted personality, he’s probably a pure and inexperienced virgin, plus, rabbits don’t eat the grass by their burrows. Virgin, PASS.
And then there’s Fa Xiaoyi, Yue Jinghua herself doesn’t even know how she came to think of him.
Probably because the original owner of this body harbored deep resentment towards him, and they used to be engaged to each other. It’s a pity that Yue Xiaoqi has a principle, a good horse does not graze on turned grass. Ex-fiancé, still gotta PASS.
After thinking it over, Yue Jinghua found herself lost in confusion, realizing that when it comes to men, quantity isn’t the issue—it’s all about the quality.
Yue Jinghua mumbled to herself, and in her dream, Qing Pu’s face suddenly appeared.
What puzzled Yue Jinghua was that, for some reason, the Qing Pu she saw in her dream was quite different from his usual self.
In the dream, Qing Pu still had that bewitching face, who would be an exceptional beauty if he was less sarcastic. Sadly, he’s a Spiritual Body. Intimacy with a Spiritual Body? Even a Platonic relationship, needless to say, is a PASS.
Having PASSED a bunch of people all at once, Yue Jinghua felt as if countless figures appeared in her dream.
Xie Yu said with a resentful face that he had no flaws, followed by Zong Shaoqing dressed as a Monk.
Just like that, Yue Jinghua tossed and turned all night, only falling into a deep sleep at dawn, and she didn’t wake up until the afternoon of the next day.
When she woke up, she felt sore all over. Opening her eyes, the sky was already bright, Qing Pu was long gone, but the Color Worm was lying on her chest, drooling away in sleep. Yue Jinghua flicked it off with a snap of her fingers, sending it flying far away.
Massaging her tight temples, Yue Jinghua got up and walked out of the cabin.
"Big Brother’s 20th birthday is a month before mine, and the Xuyang Trial will start next month. The priority now is to ensure that Big Brother wins the top three of the Xuyang Trial and marries Long Rui as soon as possible. Then, based on Big Brother’s situation, we’ll see," although Yue Jinghua hadn’t come up with suitable candidates, her thoughts were much clearer after waking up.
In doing things, she always addressed the urgent and important tasks first. As for other matters, they could be solved one by one and did not require immediate attention.
After walking out of the cabin, Yue Jinghua saw that all members of the July Mercenary Team had already gathered there, and they stopped talking when they saw her.
"Did Madam Xieleng not send someone to deliver the ring?" Yue Jinghua looked around and did not see anyone from the Ten-Thousand Treasures Pavilion, wondering if the Xileng Family had gone back on their word after agreeing with her.
The others looked at each other in bewilderment before Aunt Chi Xi relayed the turn of events to Yue Jinghua.
It turns out that this morning, the Xileng Family had indeed sent someone over, but that person wasn’t there to deliver the nomination ring. Instead, they came to convey a message to Yue Jinghua and the others.
The Xileng Family did have some influence in the Mercenary Headquarters of Geyue Town, and they were indeed preparing to collect a few rings according to the agreement with Yue Jinghua. However, there was a complication.
"Just when Madam Xieleng was about to get the rings, the entrance of the Mercenary Headquarters in Geyue Town was surrounded by a group of mercenaries. No one knows who leaked the information, but they said that our July Mercenary Team secured six rings all at once through some shady connections. This news spread and attracted public outrage. The mercenaries who were not selected and those who didn’t manage to register in time protested outside the Mercenary Headquarters," Aunt Chi Xi sighed. It’s always difficult when good things are underway. It seems that participating in the Mercenary Newcomer King Competition won’t be that easy after all. Moreover, the rumors were too outrageous.
