Reborn as His Intellectually Disabled Wife-Chapter 157 - 158: It’s All Because the Senior Sister is Too Cunning
Chapter 157: Chapter 158: It’s All Because the Senior Sister is Too Cunning
Shi Mei’s eyes widened upon hearing this.
She looked at Yun Du incredulously and asked hesitantly, "What does bribery mean?"
"It means to buy someone off!"
"But, Senior Sister didn’t give me any money!" Shi Mei puffed up her cheeks.
Yun Du caught on and said, "I see, it’s Senior Sister, right? The mask you’re wearing—she gave it to you, didn’t she?"
Shi Mei immediately covered her mouth, looking as though she had let something slip, her little face appeared aggrieved as she shook her head.
Seeing this, Shi Lingyan figured it out.
He reached out and pushed her head up, making her sit up straight and said sternly, "No lying!"
Shi Mei looked even more wronged and whimpered, "I haven’t..."
"Haven’t?" Shi Lingyan glanced at her, "Didn’t you sneak some ice cream tonight?"
Shi Mei twisted her little hands and pouted, too scared to speak.
"And did you also sneak some chocolate?"
"No," Shi Mei answered more boldly this time, sticking out her little chest and saying, "The chocolate was the ice cream!"
Shi Lingyan harrumphed and tapped her head, "Still saying you didn’t sneak any?"
Hearing this, Shi Mei sank down again, hugging her head and shrinking to the side.
Yun Du tried not to laugh and quickly cursed, "It’s all because Senior Sister is too cunning, slippery as an eel—the moment you talk, she’s gone!"
Shi Mei hugged her head and blinked in the direction of Yun Du.
"Next time, remember not to eat chocolate, remember it well. This time you were lucky, you just ate chocolate-flavored ice cream. If you eat too much chocolate directly, you might end up in shock!"
"What does shock mean?"
Yun Du frowned, "Shock means suddenly falling unconscious; it could mean dying!"
"Will Shi Mei die?"
"Not this time, but I can’t say about next time."
"Then will Shi Mei die next time?"
"If you don’t eat chocolate, you won’t."
"What about ice cream? Will eating ice cream cause death?"
"Yes," Shi Lingyan suddenly spoke up, "next time I catch you sneaking ice cream, I’ll throw you out on the roadside and let you freeze to death."
Shi Mei’s face was unhappy as she pouted, gave him a glaring look and quickly hugged her arms and turned away, "Hmph!"
Yun Du couldn’t help but laugh, and soon the car stopped.
Shi Lingyan opened the car door, "We’re here, get out."
But after Shi Lingyan got out of the car, Shi Mei continued to sit inside with her arms folded, huffing, "I don’t want to get out, husband bad! I don’t want a husband anymore!"
"Then you can go with Yun Du," Shi Lingyan pretended to leave, and as he walked away, he added, "The pretty gift I bought for you will be given to another child."
"No!!" Shi Mei immediately got out of the car, chasing after him and calling out, "You can’t give it to another child!"
Shi Lingyan ignored her and went straight to open the door.
Shi Mei pounced on him from behind, jumping onto his back securely and shouting, "You can’t!"
Yun Du watched them, completely astounded.
With Shi Lingyan’s nearly one meter ninety height, and Shi Mei around 168, plus Shi Lingyan walking rather fast, how did this silly girl manage to jump on so swiftly?
Shi Mei hung on him like a monkey, shouting, "You can’t!"
"Get down."
"No!"
As Shi Lingyan was about to open the door, the intricately carved nanmu door was unexpectedly opened from the inside.
"Why did you come back so late? Oh my, Grandma was missing..." The cheerful voice froze on her face the instant she saw Shi Mei, followed by the old lady’s voice rising sharply, "Why did you bring this idiot back?"
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Went to take the driving test today; if I pass, I’ll come back and give you more updates at high speed.
If I fail, then I’ll go buy some Wangzai milk to drown my sorrows—everyone remember to pick me up from the roadside!
Also... about the recommendation tickets, you won’t give them if I don’t ask, will you? Careful, or I’ll have Shi Mei cry for you!
