ROSES HAVE THORNS-Chapter 29 - First Kiss

"You... This is all your fault!"

"Excuse me– Wah!"

Diana grabbed him by the shirt and tackled him to the ground.

She then straddled him by the waist and locked her legs to his sides as she held his shirt tightly.

"It’s all because of you that..." She leaned closer to him.

"Wait wait wait! Your breasts! They’re about to spill out!" Kurt panicked.

"What are you focusing on! Look at me!" She yanked his head towards her.

When Kurt looked in her eyes, he became mesmerised. The way there was a slight tear forming in her fiery-red eyes because of her embarrassment. The way her cheeks were rosy because of her drunken state. The way she breathed erratically that let out the faint smell of wine and the way her hair fell over her shoulders and into his face.

He simply couldn’t look away.

"You’re beautiful..." He moved her hair out of her face to get a proper look at her.

Her eyes widened as she heard those words. Yes, she hears those same words a countless number of times from all types of people but for some reason her heart fluttered faster when she heard it from him.

The only answer she could come up with was because she was drunk, right?

"Ha!" She laughed. "You think I haven’t heard that before?! What makes you so special that my heart beats like this?! Huh!"

"My heart’s also beating like crazy right now." Kurt too became red from embarrassment.

"Oh yeah?!" She smiled like a crazy person losing all rational thought. "Well, mine’s only beating so fast because I’m drunk and NOT because I think you’re cute!"

"Y-you think I’m cute?"

"NO! Not cute!" She pulled his head closer to hers. "And who does Mia think she is!? Always bragging about her boyfriend like that. What’s so good about having one, huh?!"

"M-Mia?" Kurt was confused as to what was going on. He couldn’t think straight with her being so close to him.

"I know! She must be making fun of me since I never had one, right?! I don’t even know what a kiss feels like! I bet her and Dominik must be laughing behind my back..."

"B-boyfriend?! K-kiss?!" Kurt was lost.

Suddenly, as if a wicked idea sprang into her mind, Diana looked at Kurt’s embarrassed and confused face then turned her attention to his lips.

"You... You’ll take responsibility for all this trouble you’ve caused, won’t you?"

"I-I’d do anything for you..." Kurt blurted out almost unconsciously.

"Good~" She had the smile of a seductress that was about to consume her prey.

She let go of his head to let it rest on the ground.

Then she leaned down, her ample breasts pressed against his chest. Her mouth slowly making its way towards his.

’W-wait, is she really going to–’

"Mmmm~" She kissed him.

She held that position for a good 10 seconds before backing away and letting go.

"Haa haa." She breathed deeply. "There. Ha ha ha. That wasn’t such a big deal... Ha ha"

Kurt’s mind had completely lost touch with reality. His lips were now covered with the same red lipstick Diana has.

He stared at her beautiful and triumphant smile and then he said as softly as a whisper,

"Again..."

Diana stopped laughing and leaned closer to hear him. "What was that?" She asked.

"Kiss me again..."

She looked at his lips again. The mark she left behind was screaming at her to claim it. The way Kurt looked at her, with those hungry eyes, made her heart spike up again.

Although her mind wouldn’t admit it, her heart only knows just how good that kiss felt. And so, temptation won.

"Mmmm~!"

Kurt and Diana quickly pulled into each other’s embrace and kissed.

Both their hands reached for the other’s hair as their lips made wet kissing sounds.

Without even realising it, their tongues interlocked as the kiss got deeper. Not that either of them cared.

"Mmmmwah slruuurp~ Chu squalch mmch~!"

Lost in their own world, neither of them cared for what was happening nor where they were.

After a minute of wet kissing action, Diana stopped and slowly backed away. A trail of saliva still connected the two as they were both gasping for air.

She put her hands on Kurt’s chest to support herself up and not fall over.

’It’s hard... and firm.’ She thought when feeling his pecs.

And then once again, almost as if begging, Kurt’s deep voice reverberated through her as he softly said,

"Again..."

".... Yes. Again." She whispered and leaned in for more.

Right as their lips touched, however, the sounds of plates slamming against the table snapped them both out of their daze. But they quickly ignored whatever it was and went right back to it.

"What are you two doing!" Sophie screamed. "Diana, get off him!"

Sophie tried yanking Diana off of Kurt, but it proved to be a bit of a challenge with her legs so tightly locked around him.

"What do you think you’re doing in my shop, you drunk! Stop that!"

After much struggle, mostly on Diana’s part, she finally managed to separate them and put some distance between them before whatever magnetic pull that was connecting the two could bring them together again.

"Diana, why are you so drunk? And Kurt, didn’t you say you were going outside? This isn’t some love hotel where you two can shack up! What if somebody saw you?!"

Kurt, who was still lying on the floor, had no reaction and just kept staring at Diana in a trance.

Diana, meanwhile, had her fingers feeling her lips as she also stared at Kurt.

"DIANA!" Sophie turned her head.

"Huh? Sophie?" Her brain registered her presence as she snapped back to reality. "What are you doing here?"

"Me?! What am I doing here?! What are you doing here?"

"Me? I came here to eat when..." She looked at Kurt and soon all the moments they just shared with each other rushed through her mind.

"What did I just.... No no no no no... This is all his fault! I didn’t mean to... I mean I did but.... U-uwaaaahh!" She covered her face and,

SWHOOSH!

"Diana wait–" Sophie called but she was already gone.

"....."

"Kurt, you mind explaining to me what happened while I was in the kitchen."

"... I... love... her." Kurt said while still in a daze.

"Haaaa. Goddess above have mercy on my soul." She sighed in defeat.

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"What have I done!" Diana appeared at her mansion in the hills. "There’s a limit to how drunk and stupid one can be but that was too much!"

"Ms. Valentine! There you are!" Wendy came running out the door.

"... Wendyyyyy~ *sob*"

"Oh dear, look at you." She wiped her tears. "Your hair’s a mess and your clothes are so disheveled. What happened?" 𝙧𝙚𝙚𝔀𝒆𝓫𝓷𝙤𝓿𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝙤𝓶

"I-I *sniff* I kiss- *sob* I kissed a *sniff* my first- *growl*" Everything hit her all at once. Her tiredness from work, her drunken escapade, the kiss and finally her hunger.

"It would seem that you’re still a bit drunk, Ms." She gently guided Diana inside the mansion, "Come, let’s get you inside. You can take a bath while the chefs prepare your food, ok."

"O-ok *sniff*."

"Once you sober up and calmed down you can tell me what happened."

After helping Diana undress and taking her to the bathroom, Wendy left and instructed some maids to help her sober up while she instructed the chefs on what to prepare for her.

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"Your head finally landed on Earth?" Sophie asked Kurt as he stared out the window.

She gathered and put the food she prepared for him gently on the table then sat opposite him.

"Looks good." He complimented it.

"That’s not what I asked about."

"Oh, Sophie. Can you just let me have a moment of repose?"

"No." She furrowed her brows and crossed her arms.

"So cranky..."

"Imagine you were me and you walked into such a scene in your very own store. How would you feel?"

"I’d quietly go back into the kitchen and pretend I didn’t see anything."

"Ha! You wish. Now tell me what happened."

"Well, I was about to open the door to say hi to my little cat friend. But instead of seeing him I saw Diana, red in the face drunk. She screamed at me saying ’It’s all my fault’ then tackled me to the ground. Afterwards she spoke cryptically about ’Mia’, ’boyfriend’, and ’kisses’. To which she proceeded to kiss me. Again, and again."

Sophie stared at Kurt in disbelief. Yes, Diana can be a little... sporadic at times but this sounded too far-fetched even for her.

"It’s true! You don’t have to look at me like that" Kurt shouted. "Didn’t you see her? She was all over me."

"... She did seem a little out of it." Sophie closed her eyes and recalled how Diana behaved.

"Whatever." She got up. "You’re lucky this happened after hours or you would’ve seriously gotten it."

"Not like you get any customers anyway." He muttered under his breath.

"Huh!?"

"Nothing!!" He rushed to eat his food. "Wow this is really good ha ha..."

"*tsk* Cheeky brat. Guess I’ll have to wait for Diana to hear her side." She said as she walked back to the kitchen.

Kurt stared once again out the window in a daze.

’Damn. Talk about a first kiss.’

*meow*

"Oh hey, my lucky charm!" Kurt grabbed the cat out from under his table. "Who’s a good kitty~ You are~ Yes you are~"

*meow* *purr*