Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 1Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()
99th Floor of the Black Tower.
“We’re finally home!”
Park Sejun, returning after ten years in the Land of Destruction, took a moment to soak in the nostalgia.
At that moment—
[The Tower Administrator asks in a gloomy voice, “Where did you suddenly bring that child from?”]
Aileen, watching through the crystal orb, was shocked upon seeing the child Sejun was holding.
Because time had been frozen, to Aileen, it looked like the child had appeared out of nowhere. freewebnoveℓ.com
“Ah, this is...”
“Hi, Mom! Hello, Mom and Dad! I’m Park Taecho, your daughter! I’m three years old!”
Before Sejun could explain, Taecho introduced herself to Aileen. Taecho confidently sliced off about 3 billion years from her actual age without a hint of hesitation.
Because before she met Sejun, she hadn’t been Park Taecho.
Taecho?
The Primordial God?!
Aileen felt something was off with Taecho’s introduction. And only then did she realize that Taecho wasn’t just an ordinary child.
[The Tower Administrator cautiously asks if you seriously adopted the Primordial God as your daughter.]
“Yep, that’s right. Anyway, Aileen, get ready to go to Earth. The stay cost has now dropped to 0%, so we can go!”
Sejun casually confirmed her suspicion and excitedly talked about heading to Earth.
Though the situation clearly called for a long explanation—
[The Tower Administrator exclaims in an excited voice, “Wait just a moment!”]
She can finally go on a date with Sejun!
Overwhelmed with the thought of being able to go to Earth and be with Sejun, Aileen pushed aside all her questions.
“Everyone, we’re going to Earth.”
“Puhuhut. Understood, nya!”
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Yes.”
Queng!
(Bat-Bat! Yes!)
“Taecho wants to go too!”
Just as they were preparing to leave for Earth—
Grrrrr. Nng!
[Grrrrr. Youngest! Follow the order!]
Kkamang growled in protest at Taecho speaking out of turn.
“That’s right! Please follow the order!”
Screech!
Shalala!
“That’s correct! Lady Taecho is the youngest!”
Squeak!
Peep!
Moo-moo!
Puuu!
Bebe!
Heehee!
Yolyol!
Kkamang’s subordinates all chimed in, echoing Kkamang’s words and directing them at Taecho.
The youngest! The new youngest is here!
Most of all, Kabulto, who was finally free from the long torment of being the youngest, expressed both fury and joy at once.
However—
“Taecho doesn’t want to be the youngest.”
Taecho frowned as she looked over at the Kkamang family.
Taecho wasn’t someone you could push around easily. No—maybe it was just that the Kkamang family had guts, daring to try and assign the role of “youngest” to the Primordial God.
Yolyol! Yolyol!
[Here, rankings are decided by order of arrival! So you’ve got to be the youngest!]
Seeing a rare chance to escape his status as the youngest, Kabulto gathered his courage and challenged Taecho.
Nng? Nng! Nng!
[Is being the youngest hard? Then just be the little sibling of the Great Kkamang! By the way, the Great Kkamang can spit water from his mouth!]
Squeeee!
Dribble, dribble.
Trying to win Taecho over, Kkamang showed off his unimpressive talent as if it were a rare treasure.
The Great Kkamang is so mean!
He wants to live alone now?!
Watching Kkamang, Kabulto felt betrayed.
Sejun, help!
He looked to Sejun with pleading eyes.
But—
“If our Taecho doesn’t want to be the youngest, then she doesn’t have to be.”
Sejun had already fallen deep into daughter-worship syndrome, and Taecho, while technically Kkamang’s little sister, was promoted to second-in-command within the Kkamang family, right after Kkamang.
She was still the youngest in Sejun’s family, but in the Kkamang family, she wasn’t the youngest—she just didn’t feel like one either.
And none of Kkamang’s underlings dared to object.
“Are you all going to listen to Taecho from now on, or not?”
Yolyol!
[Yes, we will!]
“If you mess with Taecho again, she’ll punish you again!”
Yolyol!
[Yes, ma’am!]
Kabulto, who’d picked a fight with Taecho both in the real world and in his mental world, had been brutally defeated—and everyone else had watched with popcorn in hand. They knew even if they ganged up, they’d still lose.
“Aileen, are ✪ Nоvеlіgһt ✪ (Official version) you ready?”
With Taecho’s ranking now settled, Sejun turned to Aileen, ready to leave for Earth.
[The Tower Administrator replies that it’s almost done.]
“No! I’m going to Earth with Brother-in-law!”
“No way! You’re taking over as the Black Tower’s administrator in my place!”
“Mom~! Sis is trying to make me the administrator!”
As Aileen chased down the fleeing Ace, she called back her answer.
Somehow, the news that Earth travel was now possible had spread, and there wasn’t a single mighty black dragon willing to accept the position of Black Tower administrator.
Because if you became the administrator, you couldn’t leave the tower—and then you couldn’t follow Sejun to Earth.
“Stop right there!”
“No!”
While Aileen chased Ace—
[A quest has appeared.]
[Quest: Bring the five Children of Creation Stained by Destruction who have escaped to other worlds to the God of Creation.]
Reward: Destruction delay across the Seven Worlds, +5 Levels, +50,000 to all stats, 500 million Tower Coins
A quest notification popped up in front of Sejun.
“Huh?”
There were five Children of Creation that had escaped to other worlds?
The children in the Land of Destruction weren’t all of them?
“Daughter, aside from the kids in the Land of Destruction... what happened to the others?”
“Oh, Taecho just went boom and kicked them into other worlds!”
“Huh? Why did you do that?”
“Because Dad was too weak, and Taecho was about to get weaker too.”
“Sigh.”
So, in the end, it’s my fault?
Sejun let out a deep sigh at her answer.
“Aileen, looks like we can’t go to Earth just yet.”
He explained the situation to Aileen.
[The Tower Administrator calmly says she can wait as long as needed.]
Relieved by Sejun’s words, Aileen quickly began searching for someone to replace her as the Black Tower administrator.
Ace, meanwhile, was nowhere to be seen.
A little while later—
“Eoksamchiri, where do I need to go?”
Sejun asked [System Eoksamchiri].
[Bat-Bat has already transmitted the coordinates.]
(Bat-Bat! I’ll open the dimensional gate now!)
Whoosh!
Bat-Bat opened the gate.
One hour later—
“Let me go!”
Queng!
[Please stay still, da yo!]
Queng had grabbed one of the Children of Creation by the scruff of the neck and subdued him.
Empowered by Taecho, the child was strong—
Queng!
Bam!
But he was no match for the Beast of the Apocalypse.
“Queng! Queng!”
Taecho, seemingly impressed by Queng, stood beside him with a proud look, mimicking his cries.
Then—
Quhehehe. I showed the youngest a cool move, da yo!
Queng beamed proudly at Taecho’s reaction.
“Alright. Time to send them to the God of Creation.”
“Puhuhut. Queng, hurry and send them off, nya!”
Under Theo’s protection in the distance, Sejun gave the signal.
And so, after capturing all five Children of Creation and handing them over to the God of Creation, a full day had passed. Sejun and the group returned to the Black Tower and had dinner.
After dinner—
“Time to prepare for the party.”
Sejun began preparations for Aileen’s birthday and Children’s Day, which would be held the next day.
Although most of the prep was already complete, having spent ten years in the Land of Destruction left his memory a bit foggy. He wasn’t sure how far he’d gotten with the arrangements.
On top of that, the new crop varieties developed during that time had expanded the menu, thanks to his improved cooking skills. There were extra things he wanted to make.
“Brother-in-law?”
— ...
With Ace still on the run from Aileen, there was no one to stand watch.
“I’ll cover for you, Daddy! Cover-up beam! Hyap!”
Taecho stepped in to help.
[The Tower Administrator says something’s wrong with the crystal orb.]
[The Tower Administrator says she can’t see anything on the 99th floor in a frustrated voice.]
She clearly didn’t have power, but Taecho always managed to do incredible things without blinking.
“Hehehe. Did Taecho do well?”
With a silly grin, Taecho looked up at Sejun as if she had a tail she was wagging excitedly like Kkamang.
“Yes. You did great.”
Sejun patted her head and praised her.
Then—
“Puhuhut.”
Quhehehe.
(Baehehe.)
Kkihihit.
Theo, Queng, Bat-Bat, and Kkamang all leaned forward to have their heads patted too.
Only after giving them all a good head rub until they were satisfied did Sejun finally begin the party preparations in earnest.
***
Temple of the God of Creation
“Gimme food!”
“Food!”
“Sleepy! Sing a lullaby!”
“Let’s play!”
...
..
.
“Sigh.”
What kind of misery is this in my twilight years...
The God of Creation let out a groan as he took care of eleven Children of Creation. Peace may have returned to the world, but this place was pure hell.
Kids asking for food.
Kids begging to be rocked to sleep.
Kids demanding to play.
Kids causing chaos.
His apostles, Emilla and Amur, were doing their best to help—but they were hardly making a dent.
And what made it even worse—
“Dongdong’s name was made by Mister Sejun!”
“I want a name too~!”
“Me too~!”
“How about Cervantes?”
“Nooo~! I want something like Dongdong—!!!”
“Dongdong~!”
“I want Mister Sejun too!”
Was watching the kids go wild over Sejun’s lazy nicknames while ignoring the well-thought-out ones the God of Creation had painstakingly given them.
What’s wrong with the names I gave them?!
He felt his pride shatter.
“Sigh. Sigh...”
As childrearing stress piled on, his self-esteem crumbled. The sighs wouldn’t stop.
Then—
“God of Creation, I’ve got this many little brothers, three big sisters, and four big brothers who aren’t here.”
One of the newly arrived children pointed with all their fingers and toes, saying there were still more missing.
According to the child’s tally, seventeen Children of Creation were still unaccounted for.
And—
There are seventeen more of those little devils out there?!
This couldn’t go on.
The God of Creation made a firm decision.
***
The next morning
“Uuugh...”
Hehehe. Now I can have my birthday party on Earth.
After pulling an all-nighter in the kitchen, Sejun stretched with a satisfied groan.
Just then—
“Hehehe... Daddy...”
Taecho, still asleep on his back, rubbed her face against him in a dreamy murmur.
“Yeah, my daughter.”
Sejun gently patted her bottom as he strolled around the farm.
By the time he finished making rounds, the sun had risen.
“Well then, we’re off.”
“Puhuhut. Take good care of the house, nya!”
Rooaaar!
Moo!
Squawk!
Buzz!
Sejun and his companions were sent off with farewells from the 99th floor residents of the Black Tower and made their way to the 1st floor.
Aileen had handed over the position of Black Tower Administrator to her grandfather, Kaiser, and was waiting in the administrator zone.
She planned to appear only at the very end when Sejun transitioned to Earth—for safety’s sake.
Tap.
Sejun placed his hand on the black exclusive-use transfer gate.
[There are currently three available destinations.]
[Please select your destination.]
<Earth (Lv. 2)>
<Hamk (Lv. 7)>
<Bix (Lv. 8)>
The list appeared before Sejun.
“Earth.”
Sejun selected it without hesitation.
[Currently checking number of passengers...]
While the transfer count was being calculated—
“Sejun!”
“...”
Aileen rushed over just in time.
Then—
[Stay cost has decreased by 100%.]
[Total stay cost: 0 won.]
[Initiating transfer to Earth.]
[We hope you have a pleasant time.]
Alongside that message, Aileen and the rest of the group were transferred to Earth with the unconscious Sejun.
Meanwhile—
“Kids, make sure you listen to Teacher Sejun, alright?”
“Yes!”
The God of Creation also sent the eleven Children of Creation to Earth.
This was the decision he had come to—entrusting the kids to Sejun.
“Yay!”
“Let’s play with Mister Sejun!”
Excited at the thought of seeing Sejun again, the children didn’t even glance back at the God of Creation as they vanished toward Earth. The temple quickly fell silent.
Once they were gone—
“Don’t come looking for me. I’m on vacation now.”
Sejun... thank you, and I’m sorry.
Leaving the eleven embodiments of destruction in Sejun’s care, the God of Creation resolved to enjoy his last ten years in peace and joy.
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