Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 28Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()
<Earth>
“Kids, it’s time for breakfast!”
“Yes!”
[Nutritionist of the Kindergarten of Destruction, Park Sejun, has fully fed 16 of the [Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction].]
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[As a reward for feeding them, evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 3)> has increased by 0.016%.]
“Kids, now that you’ve eaten, let’s play!”
“Yes!”
[Teacher of the Kindergarten of Destruction, Park Sejun, has played joyfully with 16 of the [Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction] until they were exhausted.]
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[As a reward for playing with them, evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 3)> has increased by 0.08%.]
“Kids, you must be hungry from playing hard, right? Let’s eat lunch now!”
“Yes!”
[As a reward for feeding them, evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 3)> has increased by 0.016%.]
“Kids, now that you’re full, you’re sleepy, right? Let’s take a nap.”
“Yes...”
[Teacher of the Kindergarten of Destruction, Park Sejun, has sent 16 of the [Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction] to dreamland.]
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[As a reward for putting them to sleep, evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 3)> has increased by 0.032%.]
From early morning, Sejun diligently cooked and played with the children, raising Earth’s evolution experience step by step.
Slurp.
“Phew. This is tiring...”
While the kids slept, he hurriedly ate his own meal and sipped coffee, enjoying a brief moment of rest.
And then—
“Kids, now let’s practice The Snail Bridegroom.”
Rehearsals for the performance began.
“Puhuhut. I, Te Sato, may have lost the first bet, but I won’t lose the second, nya! Iona Magistrate, what shall we wager for the second round, nya?!”
Practice began with the scene where Te Sato, having lost the first wager, indignantly proposed the next one.
“(Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Let’s make a bet about building a road that connects to the neighboring village. If there’s a road, merchants will come, and that’ll help Te Sato’s tax performance, which helps him get promoted!) Sato, I suggest we bet on who can build the road connecting the two villages faster.”
“The Iona Magistrate, who harbors feelings for Te Sato, once again proposed a bet that would aid in Te Sato’s career advancement.”
“Puhuhut. Good, nya! Then tomorrow, let’s race to see who finishes the road first, nya!”
“Sounds good. See you tomorrow.”
“The farmer, having agreed to a second bet with Te Sato, returned home and told the snail in the jar about the new wager.”
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Heheh. Don’t worry! With the great Snail Bridegroom on your side, we can win anything!]
Kkamang, wearing his poop-shaped hat, barked confidently. He was given a cameo to boost his importance.
“Thank you again for your help. But please don’t overdo it. If it’s too much, let me know anytime. I’ll take care of it.”
Aileen looked not at Kkamang, but directly at Sejun and declared boldly.
“Yeah.”
Even though it was supposed to be Kkamang’s part, Sejun reflexively responded and nodded. Aileen’s words were so reliable, he couldn’t help but answer.
The butler stole the great Kkamang’s line!
Aang!
Kkamang, furious at having his line stolen, lightly nibbled Sejun’s thigh.
Ah.
Sejun quickly came to his senses.
“And so, the second bet between the farmer and Te Sato began.”
He read the narration for the next scene.
Then—
“Let’s just say Te Sato won the second round and skip ahead.”
Sejun decided to fast-forward the scene. Unlike the original, he let Theo win this time because during the actual performance, the Mushroom Ants would participate—
—And they deserved to win once.
If they only lost and went home, the Mushroom Ants would feel disappointed.
“Puhuhut. Excellent, nya! This is my victory, nya!”
Theo grinned brightly at Sejun’s words, clearly delighted. Theo didn’t like losing all the time either.
“Puhuhut. That makes it one-to-one, nya! If I, Te Sato, win one more time, the Snail Bridegroom is mine, nya! He’ll be grilling fish for me for the rest of his life, nya! Nyahahat. Iona Magistrate, what should the third wager be, nya?!”
Truly a villain role expert.
While Sejun was admiring Theo’s crooked villain laughter—
“(Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. The landslide is cleared and the road is opened, so now we need a tourist product! If we succeed with that too, Te Sato’s career will skyrocket!) Sato, I think the third bet should be who can reach that island first.”
Iona proposed the third bet. This bet would eventually become a yearly sea race to the island, which they would develop into a tourist destination.
“Puhuhut. Wonderful, nya! As expected from the Iona Magistrate, nya! Then farmer, bring your boat to the dock tomorrow, nya!”
“Understood.” freēwēbηovel.c૦m
“With the third wager set, the farmer returned home and explained what happened to the Snail Bridegroom. However...”
Kking! Kking! Kking?!
[This is bad! My son, Woongwang, the great Snail Bridegroom’s child, is useless in the sea! We’re doomed! Is the great Snail Bridegroom really going to be dragged away by Te Sato?!]
Kkamang acted out a dramatic performance.
In this adapted version, Queng, Sejun’s son, was cast as the adopted son of the Snail Bridegroom, and thus couldn’t use his power in the sea.
“It’s okay. I’ll handle it.”
“The Snail Bridegroom was devastated, but the farmer smiled gently and comforted him. Ahem. ‘How?’ The Snail Bridegroom transformed into human form and asked the farmer.”
“You’ll find out tomorrow.”
“And just like that, without receiving an answer, the night passed and the third wager began between the farmer and Te Sato.”
“The third bet ends in the farmer’s victory... The farmer and Snail Bridegroom lived happily ever after. The Iona Magistrate, who loved Te Sato, married him and diligently supported him, helping him rise all the way to Grand Chancellor. The end.”
Once the rehearsal ended—
Marvelous.
Fun and moral. Nailed both.
“Hehehe. I’ll show this to the kids when they wake up.”
Looking forward to the rewards.
Sejun smiled brightly, anticipating the reward after the performance.
Showing a performance to the children grants a reward + α. The α is a bonus when the children gain some kind of insight from the show.
During Sun and Moon, the kids had a different realization than intended—about the importance of lining up—and Earth’s evolution experience increased by 3%.
Not wrong though. Lining ◈ Nоvеlіgһт ◈ (Continue reading) up means you made a choice. And life is all about the consequences of choices.
“Hmm?”
Hehe. That was kind of profound just now.
While Sejun was self-congratulating, his face changed to a smug expression.
“Nya?”
Rotten energy detected, nya!
Theo immediately recognized Sejun’s face with ghostly precision.
And then—
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park’s face is rotting, nya! Everyone, stomp him!”
[Hehet.]
Kkuhehehe.
(Baeheheh.)
Kihihit.
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut.”
Flamy, Queng, Bat-Bat, Kkamang, and Iona followed behind.
“No matter how I look at it, he’s handsome... Heal.”
Aileen tilted her head, puzzled, and healed Sejun with her dragon spell. In her view, Sejun’s face was fine—but his body wasn’t.
A moment later.
“Alright. Let the performance begin!”
“Waaah~!”
Sejun, his face covered in footprints, gathered the well-rested children and began the Snail Bridegroom play.
Everyone had practiced hard, so the performance went smoothly.
“Then let’s start the first bet, nya! Everyone, plant trees, nya!”
The first wager scene began.
Kkeek!
Kkeek!
Kkeek!
The 100 Mushroom Ants brought for the performance appeared triumphantly and began planting trees on a dirt mound created by Sejun.
“The Snail Bridegroom also summoned workers to plant trees. Ahem. Summon Tower Farmers!”
Sejun summoned workers to plant trees.
[Summoning honorary staff member Ajax Mamub of the White Tower.]
[Summoning honorary staff member Ophelia Eolg of the Green Tower.]
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The summoned Tower Farmers. Since they were free to summon, there was no burden at all.
“I am Ajax Mamub, Tower Farmer of the White Tower!”
“I am Ophelia Eolg, Tower Farmer of the Green Tower!”
“I’m Veronica, Tower Farmer of the Violet Tower.”
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They introduced themselves.
“Ahem. I am Hamer, the God of Farming and Tower Farmer of the 10th Tower.”
Sigh. My miserable fate...
Hamer, the Tower Farmer of the 10th Tower, grumbled internally as he introduced himself.
Once ten Tower Farmers, including Sejun, were gathered—
Heh. I finally get to say it.
The Snail Bridegroom Sejun smiled with satisfaction.
“Tower Farmers, assemble.”
He finally got to say the line he had been waiting for.
Then—
“Go! Tower Farmers!”
He ordered the Tower Farmers to start planting trees.
Since they were all extremely capable, the dirt mound was quickly covered in trees.
“Grow!”
Especially dazzling was Ophelia, who excelled in everything related to growth.
“Wow! Green Sis, you’re amazing!”
“The fastest!”
The children admired Ophelia’s performance.
“Hmph.”
I am good at farming.
Ophelia was filled with long-forgotten pride in her farming skills.
“Return.”
She was reverse-summoned.
The first bet ended in the farmer’s victory.
As the performance continued, the second bet began.
Kkueng!
[Kkueng is the Snail Bridegroom’s son, Woongwang-da-yo!]
[Hehet. I’m one of Woongwang’s underlings!]
(Bat-Bat. I’m Woongwang’s underling too!)
The second wager was a road-building competition between Kkueng, Flamy, Bat-Bat, and 100 Mushroom Ants.
Even though any one of the three could’ve won alone—
Kkuhehehe. Kkueng!
[Hehehe. We lost, but it was a good fight-da-yo!]
Woongwang and his underlings exited solemnly. But since they were promised Sejun’s special snack afterward, their faces were full of smiles.
Kkeek!
Kkeek!
The Mushroom Ants, having claimed one win, also exited joyfully.
Then the third bet began—
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Power of magic...”
Iona, temporarily switching from her role as magistrate to stage magician, created a small artificial sea with her magic.
Swaaa.
Waves rolled in—it was a perfect mini ocean.
“Puhuhut. I, Te Sato, have a boat equipped with a rocket motor, nya! Victory is mine, nya!”
Theo proudly pulled out a motorboat from his sack.
Then—
“This is my boat.”
Aileen held up a small wooden plank.
“Puhuhut. You think you can beat my boat with that little thing, nya? Then let’s start, nya!”
Vroom!
Theo raced ahead in his motorboat with excitement.
“......”
Aileen silently watched his boat speed off—
“Polymorph release.”
She canceled her polymorph and jumped into the artificial sea.
Splash.
Her now-giant body flooded the sea.
“Nya?! The boat’s flipping, nya!”
Theo’s boat flipped.
“Hyup.”
Aileen reached out and placed the wooden plank onto the island.
“Polymorph.”
She reverted to human form in front of the island.
“Hmph. I win.”
She declared victory. The finale: the farmer was secretly a dragon hiding her strength.
“......”
The children were stunned by Aileen’s sudden transformation.
“The farmer and the Snail Bridegroom who won the bet lived happily ever after... The end.”
The kids remained silent all the way until Sejun’s final narration.
Only after a short pause—
“Wow! Farmer’s so cool!”
“The farmer was a dragon!”
Cheers erupted.
[Teacher of the Kindergarten of Destruction, Park Sejun, has presented a splendid performance to 16 of the [Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction].]
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[As a reward for the splendid performance, evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 3)> has increased by 1.6%.]
“Yes!”
Nice!
Sejun cheered inwardly as he received the reward.
Then—
“Hiding strength is sooo cool!”
“Dongdong wants to hide strength too!”
“Taecho is now also a strength-hider!”
[Teacher of the Kindergarten of Destruction, Park Sejun, has led 16 of the [Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction] to the realization that hiding one’s power and revealing it at a key moment is cool.]
[As a reward for this insight, evolution experience of <Earth (Lv. 3)> has increased by 8%.]
Once again, the children gained a different realization than Sejun had intended.
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