Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 38Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()
It had been five days since Foby arrived on Earth.
By now, Foby had gotten used to life as a teacher.
“Mr. Foby, please help the kids wash up.”
“Yep! Anyone who wants to play in the water, gather here!”
“Me!”
He washed the kids.
“Mr. Foby, please help them eat.”
“Sure! That onion looks so tasty. If Pengpeng doesn’t want it, can I eat it?”
“No! It’s Pengpeng’s!”
He fed them.
“Mr. Foby, play with the kids, please.”
“Got it! Alright, tag starts now! If you catch me, I’ll show you Poruru!”
“Poruru?! Mr. Ddonddaen, you’d better run!”
He played with them expertly. As expected of a great dragon, he picked things up fast.
Foby’s childcare skills improved quickly—but that didn’t make things easier for Sejun.
Even if Foby had become good with kids...
“Mr. Ddonddaen, Dongdong-i is hungry!”
“Mr. Ddonddaen, come play with Rangrangi!”
“Mr. Ddonddaen, Yamyam’s sleepy...”
The one the kids wanted the most was still Sejun.
And so, another chaotic morning passed.
“Kids, lunchtime!”
At Sejun’s call—
“”Yaaay~!””
The children came running and devoured their food.
Then—
“Hehe. Nene, let’s go play over there later.”
“Okay.”
“Chacha, wanna race?”
“Sure!”
“Captain Taecho, what should we do now?”
“Why should Captain Taecho decide everything?! Tongtong should say it himself!”
“Then how about drawing?”
“Yay!”
They chattered and played on their own.
Nod... nod...
One by one, they began dozing off sitting on the floor.
“Alright kids, let’s lie down and nap.”
Sejun and the others carried Taecho and the children to their sleeping room, where 22 small beds were lined up.
Then—
Slurp.
They enjoyed a brief coffee break.
“Ahh. That hits the spot.”
“Hehe. Coffee and chocolate cake go so well together.”
Sejun and Aileen sipped their coffee.
Kuhehehe. Queng! Queng?!
[Hehehe. Choco milk is so tasty! Foby, you like it too?!]
“Yeah! Mmm. Queng, this choco milk you made is amazing! Seriously, it’s the best!”
Foby, who had a childish sweet tooth, beamed happily as he drank the choco milk made from melted chocolate by Queng.
After a short rest—
“Okay, let’s get started.”
While the kids napped, they began preparing a new play: the Legend of Dangun.
Yesterday, they had performed The Tiger’s Filial Piety, and it had been a far bigger hit than Sejun expected.
The greatest success was Theo’s tearful acting—done without special effects. A true masterpiece.
Sejun smiled, remembering yesterday.
In the scene where the father dies—
“Hoo-gyu-nya! Hoo-gyu-nya!”
Theo had genuinely sobbed, tears pouring down his face.
Sejun hadn’t expected anything like tear-acting from Theo, so it hit him hard emotionally.
Later, when asked how he managed to cry, Theo said it was because he imagined Sejun dying—not the character’s dad. That thought made him so sad he burst into tears. freeweɓnøvel~com
As he gripped Sejun’s knee, Sejun himself nearly teared up.
There were many great moments in the performance—
“If you go into the mountain, you can meet Tiger Brother!”
“What about Tiger Sister? I want a tiger sister...”
“She’s possible too!”
“Hehe, I’m excited! Mr. Ddonddaen, let’s go to the mountain!”
—But the kids didn’t exactly walk away with the right lesson.
[The Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction] (21 total) have gained the “insight” that going to the mountains will let them meet Tiger Brother or Sister.
As a reward, <Earth (Lv. 4)> evolution EXP has increased by 7%.
The insight was shallow, but at least the reward wasn’t bad.
Hmm. So just any “insight” gives a reward?
Sejun decided to stop worrying about morals. Life lessons could be taught separately.
Then—
“Sejun, what’s my role?”
Foby called out eagerly. After watching the play yesterday, he really wanted to join in.
“Hmm. For you...”
The tiger was obviously Theo. The bear would be Queng. Ungnyeo would be Aileen. Sejun himself would play Hwanung...
Since the story included Hwanung marrying Ungnyeo, Aileen joined the performance.
That left Pungbaek, Usa, and Unsa.
“You’ll be Pungbaek. Flamy will be Usa, and Kkamang will be Unsa.”
“Fohihihi. Pungbaek it is! I’ll give the best Pungbaek performance ever!”
[Hehe~. I’ll do my best, Sejun-nim!]
Kkihihit. Nng!
[Heehee. Trust only the great Kkamang, Master!]
The three were thrilled with their roles.
With the roles set, rehearsals began.
“Iona, clouds.”
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Yes!”
At Sejun’s signal, Iona created white clouds to carry Sejun, Foby, Flamy, and Kkamang.
Sejun could make clouds too, but his were always dark and gloomy—not suitable for a performance.
“Alright, let’s go up.”
They got on Iona’s cloud, and—
Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut.
Iona raised the cloud high.
Then—
“A long, long time ago, in the heavens, there was a wise and very hand.some. prince named Hwanung. Every day, he looked down at the world of humans, and one day he went to his father and asked permission to descend.”
Sejun began narrating. The word “handsome” wasn’t in the original line—but he’d added it on his own.
“Having received divine permission, Hwanung descended to Earth with three sacred treasures and three spirits: Pungbaek, Usa, and Unsa.”
As Sejun read, Iona gently lowered the cloud.
Once it landed—
Step.
Sejun and the three behind him stepped down.
Kkihihit. Nng!
[Heehee. Begone!]
Kkamang, playing Unsa, barked with a show of charisma, and the cloud was sucked into his mouth.
A special effect made by Iona’s magic.
Though Kkamang’s silly bark didn’t sound serious, the effect made his performance seem dramatic.
Kkyeht-chu! Kkyeht-chu!
But he couldn’t hide his coughing and awkwardness. The wind must’ve tickled his nose.
Sejun had no choice but to pause rehearsal.
“Park Kkamang, you okay?”
Kkihi... kkyeht-chu! Nng... kkyeht-chu!
[Hee... chu! I’m fine, Master! The great Kkamang is toota... kkyeht-chu!]
Pat, pat.
Sejun patted his back as Kkamang kept sneezing.
A few moments later—
Kkihihit. Nng!
[Heehee. I’m good now, Master! The great Kkamang is back!]
With the sneezing done, Kkamang barked confidently again.
“Alright. Let’s resume.”
Sejun continued.
“Hwanung cared for the people of Earth and spent peaceful days. Then one day, a tiger and a bear came to him.”
“Puhuhut.”
Kuhehehe.
At Sejun’s line, Theo and Queng walked onto the stage, smiling.
“Rawr-nya! Lord Hwanung, I, Te Tiger, wish to become human-nya!”
Queng!
[I, Queng, want to be human too, da-yo!]
“If you want to be human, you must eat only mugwort and garlic in a dark cave for 100 days. Can you do it?”
“Puhuhut. Te Tiger will do anything to become human-nya!”
Queng!
[I’ll do it too, da-yo!]
“The tiger and bear accepted Hwanung’s challenge and entered separate dark caves with mugwort and garlic.”
Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut.
Iona used magical lighting to create the illusion of two caves.
Inside their respective caves—
“Ugh-nya! This tastes awful! Puhuhut. Good thing I brought loads of churu and grilled fish! Te Tiger is prepared for anything-nya! Nyahaha!”
Theo gave up after one taste and ate the food he’d brought.
Kuhehehe. Queng!
[Hehe. You can make tasty food with mugwort and garlic, da-yo!]
Queng pretended to cook dishes like mugwort rice cakes and aglio e olio and ate with delight.
“Time passed. After 100 days, the tiger, who had broken the rules and only eaten churu and fish, did not become human.”
“Nya?! Why am I still like this after 100 days?!”
Theo acted in despair.
“But the bear, who followed the rules and ate only mugwort and garlic, became human.”
Puff.
“I’m human now!”
With a smoke effect, Queng swapped places with Aileen during Sejun’s narration.
Just as the climax approached—
Ding dong.
The doorbell rang.
“Huh? Who could it be?”
Sejun went to answer.
But—
“...Huh?”
No one was there.
Hbabya.
Instead, a baby’s babbling came from below.
Sejun looked down to see a newborn in a basket, smiling brightly at him.
“Sejun, take care of this child too. This time, name him Cervantes. —The God of Creation”
Just like before, the God of Creation had rung the bell and vanished.
“Seriously. Just give me a quest instead.”
Sejun grumbled. At least a quest came with rewards—this was just pure labor.
Sigh.
He let out a big breath, then—
“Ugh-cha. Peekaboo!”
Hehehe.
He picked up the baby and made it laugh, then carried it inside.
Byabya!
The baby, excited, flailed its arms and lightly hit Sejun.
“Urgh!”
Sejun grimaced as if he’d taken a punch.
“This little guy hit me?! Your name is now Ddaeddae.”
Sejun named him with all his indignation—ignoring the God of Creation’s request once again.
Hbabya.
The baby smiled wide, unaware his name was now Ddaeddae.
And so, the 22nd Child of Creation Tainted by Destruction joined the Kindergarten of Destruction.
“There’s supposed to be 28 total... so six more to go.”
As Sejun did the math—
[A quest has appeared.]
[Quest: Retrieve the [Child of Creation Tainted by Destruction] stranded in <Hellis> and bring them to the Kindergarten of Destruction.]
Reward: +5% storage capacity to [Earrings of Brilliant Darkness], +3% evolution EXP for <Earth Lv. 4>
A new quest popped up in front of Sejun.
“Why do we get quests only during play rehearsals? Guys, let’s head to the Tower.”
Sejun grumbled and gathered his crew.
“Puhuhut. Where is the great hybrid Chairman Park going-nya?”
Kuhehehe. Queng?!
[Hehe. Time for a mission, da-yo?!]
Kkihihit. Nng!
[Heehee. The great Kkamang is ready for action!]
Theo, Queng, and Kkamang ❖ Nоvеl𝚒ght ❖ (Exclusive on Nоvеl𝚒ght) ran up to Sejun.
“We’ll be back soon.”
“Okay. Be careful.”
Too bad. We were just about to get to the wedding scene...
[Come back safe, Sejun-nim!]
I wanna go with you, Sejun-nim.
Aileen and Flamy pouted with disappointment.
“Fohihihi. Have fun out there!”
Now I can play!
Foby was thrilled that Sejun—who kept assigning him chores—was gone.
“Foby oppa, let’s deep clean the place.”
Of course, that was only in his dreams.
“Huh? But I wanted to watch Poruru...”
“Follow me.”
As the kindergarten went into deep cleaning mode—
[You have arrived in Level 10 World <Hellis>.]
Sejun and his crew arrived in the world where the missing child was located.
Then—
Nng?
[Huh?]
Something felt... familiar?
Kkamang tilted his head.
And then—
...!!!
He realized it.
Nng!
[Master! This is the world where the great Kkamang was born!]
He had returned to his homeland—for the first time in 30,000 years.
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