Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 43Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()
“Ah. Time to take a break. Rise, earth.”
Having sprinted around joyfully to dodge the kids’ water gun attacks, Sejun raised the ground to form a giant stone parasol to shield them from the rain.
And then—
‘It’s about time for a snack.’
He pulled out some firewood and crops from his subspace storage to use for snacks.
Snap.
With a flick of his fingers, Sejun lit the firewood.
Meanwhile—
“Hehehe. Kkamangy, Sir Ddan-ddan, attack!”
“Attack!”
The children picked a new victim—Kkamang—instead of Sejun and started spraying him with water guns.
But—
“Trust in me, Great Kkamangy-nim! Your loyal subject! I, Umdol, will block them all!”
“Great Kkamangy-nim, Jackie is here too!”
The stone golem Umdol and the amethyst golem Jackie jumped in front of Kkamang and blocked the streams of water with their bodies.
Thanks to them, Kkamang’s defense was flawless.
Kihihit. Kking?! Kking! Kking!
[Heheh! You dare challenge the Great Kkamangy-nim?! Great Kkamangy-nim has a water gun too! Ppulpal! Sugoo! Attack!]
He launched a counterattack with his water-type underlings.
For Ppulpal and Besugoo, who had water attributes, this rainy day was the perfect environment to show off their skills.
Ppuuuu!
[Ink Eightfold Clone!]
Ppulpal sprayed water from all eight of his clones.
Bebe!
[Nine Streams!]
Besugoo shot out nine jets of water from his mouth.
As the Kkamang family unleashed a whopping 18 water jets at the children—
“Uwaah!”
“Run!”
The children, overwhelmed by Kkamang’s firepower, quickly scattered.
Kihihit. Kking!
[Heheh! That’s what happens when you challenge the Great Kkamangy-nim!]
Kkamang singled out one fleeing child—
Kihihit. Kking!
[Heheh! Stop right there!]
He persistently chased them down and kept shooting water.
“Kkangkkangy surrenders!”
Once the opponent surrendered—
Kihihit. Kking!
[Heheh! Take the Great Kkamangy-nim’s final water cannon blast!]
Dribble dribble.
Kkamang used his Watering Can talent to spray one final, pathetic stream of water from his mouth, sealing his victory.
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Heheh! Since Kkangkkangy surrendered to the Great Kkamangy-nim, you’re on my side now! Let’s attack together!]
“Yes!”
With every child he defeated joining his ranks, Kkamang gradually turned into a giant water-gun warlord. Once all the children had surrendered—
Kking! Kking!
[Kkueng hyung! I challenge you! Kids, attack!]
He led an assault on Queng.
But—
Kkueng!
Queng used telekinesis to gather up all the falling rain and the water aimed at him, then launched it all back in a massive water bomb.
Kking...
The water gun battle ended anticlimactically, with Queng’s overwhelming victory.
Just then—
“Kids, snack time!”
Sejun’s voice came from beneath the stone parasol, where a giant pot was steaming corn, potatoes, and sweet potatoes.
Kkueng!
Kking!
“Snacks!”
“Wow!”
“Mingming’s hungry!”
The kids and their companions rushed over to Sejun. After running around in the rain, their hunger had reached its peak.
A little while later—
“Ddan-ddan-nim, it’s soooo good!”
“I was kinda cold, but now that I’m eating something warm, Rangrangi feels better!”
The children held corn, potatoes, and sweet potatoes—larger than their tiny hands—and devoured them with eager bites.
“Puhuhut. As expected of the hybrid Chairman Park, this churu he made himself is amazing-nya!”
“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. The peanuts are delicious too!”
Kuhehehe. Kkueng!
[Hehehe. Tastes good-da yo!]
“Hehehe. It’s so good! Daddy, you eat too!”
Everyone enjoyed the meal.
But—
Kking! Kking?! Kking!
[Butler! How could you steam the Royal Honey Sweet Potatoes of Extreme Flavor?! Now there’ll be fewer dried Extreme Flavor Roasted Sweet Potatoes for the Great Kkamangy-nim!]
Kkamang protested furiously as he watched the children, Queng, and Taecho munching on sweet potatoes.
“Park Kkamang, stop being so greedy. Look. See? All these dried Extreme Flavor Roasted Sweet Potatoes are just for you.”
Sejun showed him a pile of them in the corner of his subspace storage. It was enough to last Kkamang several decades.
Kking?!
[Butler! All of this is for the Great Kkamangy-nim?!]
“Yep. As long as you behave.”
Kihihit. Kking!
[Heheh! The Great Kkamangy-nim will obey the butler very well!]
“You sure talk smooth.”
When Sejun replied curtly—
Kking! Kking! Kking!
[No, no! The Great Kkamangy-nim will really behave! Ah! Butler! The Great Kkamangy-nim has something good for you!]
“Something good?”
Without answering, Kkamang darted off, rummaging through the subspace storage.
A moment later—
Kkamang returned with three items in his mouth:
A fragment of the Great Golden Dragon’s heart,
A fragment of the Great White Dragon’s heart,
And a mysterious black orb that seemed oddly familiar.
Then—
Kkihihit. Kkeing!
[Heheh. Butler! Watch closely!]
Crunch.
In front of Sejun, Kkamang bit down on all three items at once.
“Hey!? You idiot! Park Kkamang, why are you biting that?! That’s dangerous! Spit it out!”
As Sejun rushed forward to retrieve them—
Fwoosh.
Golden, white, and black light burst from Kkamang’s closed mouth and vanished in an instant.
Kkihihit... Kking...
[Heheh... I did it...]
Thud.
Kkamang collapsed, his voice fading.
Roll...
From his mouth rolled out a single orb, swirling with gold, black, and white.
[Purified Fenrir Core Fragment (22%)]
Containing the power of the Great Golden Dragon, the Great White Dragon, and divinity.
“Fenrir’s core fragment?”
Why was this here?
Perplexed, Sejun picked up the core and the unconscious Kkamang.
Kkamang had coincidentally discovered his own core fragment being held by an Ent in <Nekucha>.
Heheh. Hand that over! It belongs to the Great Kkamangy-nim!
He’d snatched it away. Or rather, the Ent had willingly handed it over to Sejun’s companion without resistance.
And—
Heheh. I’ll save this for later to bargain with the butler for some Extreme Flavor Roasted Sweet Potatoes!
Kkamang had kept his core fragment as a hidden trump card for trade with Sejun. He didn’t use it immediately, partly because Sejun had the fragile energy levels of a glassfish.
The core, storing 22% of Kkamang’s power, was too dangerous for Sejun to absorb as-is.
Worse, the balance of power within Sejun’s body was delicate.
There were three major energies inside Sejun:
The power of the Great Black Dragon in his bones.
The divine energy in his heart—coming from the dark god Dark and the god of bravery Vev. Though the two divine powers conflicted, they had temporarily allied to keep Sejun alive.
The spiritual beast’s power in his dantian—obtained from Kkamang’s previous core fragment.
Ah, and there was one more:
Sejun’s own innate qi—his Innate Heavenly Energy.
It was weak, almost negligible compared to the other forces, and often at risk of being erased.
But every time it was about to disappear, the other powers would feed it just enough of their strength to keep it alive—if only to prevent the others from taking its spot.
The three major forces—dragon, god, and beast—constantly monitored each other and maintained a tense balance within Sejun’s body, each waiting for the chance to take over.
If one grew too powerful, the balance would collapse instantly.
And so, Sejun’s Innate Heavenly Energy wandered from bone to heart to dantian daily, clinging to life.
Yet, it didn’t give up.
I’ll reclaim my place!
Silently, it gathered power, waiting for its moment.
Receiving energy from all three sides, it eventually learned how to fuse its own energy with theirs—creating a new, hybrid force.
One unit of this new energy was equivalent to a thousand of Sejun’s original power.
Each time Sejun’s innate energy shifted places, it absorbed a bit more, slowly building itself up—waiting for the day it could replace itself completely with this superior hybrid energy. freeweɓnovēl.coɱ
That day, it would reclaim its rightful spot with pride.
Of course, that was just its plan. Even at 1000x strength, it was still laughably weak compared to the other three.
It had no idea how enormous those powers truly were.
And the three weren’t about to just let it continue growing unchecked.
Anyway, why bring all this up?
A few months ago, Kkamang—napping in Sejun’s sling bag as usual—had noticed the Innate Heavenly Energy struggling to survive.
Heheh. Just like the butler—such a hybrid!
The Great Kkamangy-nim must help!
And so he decided to empower Sejun’s hybrid nature.
Today’s core fusion was the result.
Even just possessing the new core would allow Sejun’s Innate Heavenly Energy to gradually absorb its strength and grow.
Moreover, since the Great Dragons were originally born from a single Creator God, unifying their powers could unlock immense strength.
The Golden and White Dragons' powers naturally repelled the others—so only Sejun’s Innate Heavenly Energy could absorb it.
Of course, it wouldn’t be easy—
Heheh. But the butler’s a hybrid! He can do it!
Driven by this logic, Kkamang moved forward with his secret enhancement plan.
Why only now?
Because...
The Great Kkamangy-nim was tired!
He just hadn’t felt like doing it until now.
While Sejun was tending to Kkamang and the core—
“Hehehe. Everything # Nоvеlight # tastes even better outdoors!”
Aileen spoke with a blissful expression.
“Heheheh. Right? Food always tastes better when the surroundings are rough.”
“Really? Then let’s eat in worse conditions next time!”
“No, that’s not what I meant...”
While chatting with Aileen, Sejun absentmindedly pocketed the core fragment.
Meanwhile—
Food!
Sejun’s Innate Heavenly Energy eagerly absorbed the core’s power and began to grow—not enough to be noticeable yet, but still stronger.
As a result, inside Theo’s mind—
“Oh! I’m overflowing with strength!”
Chairman Park No. 5, residing in Theo’s subconscious, evolved into Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 5.
And as Sejun, the party, and the children enjoyed their snacks—
Swoooosh.
The rain grew even heavier.
“It’s coming down too hard... Are we going to have a flood?”
As Sejun worriedly looked up—
Vrrr.
His smartphone vibrated.
[Mom]
It was Kim Miran.
Was it about pancakes?
“Hello?”
When he answered—
“Sejun! Is your house okay?!”
“Huh? My house?”
Not pancakes?
“What do you mean?”
“What do you mean, what?! The whole neighborhood is flooded! Your house is on low ground!”
“Oh. I’m outside with the kids right now.”
“You took the kids outside in this rain?! What were you thinking?!”
Sejun endured several minutes of Kim Miran’s nagging. He had a lot to say, but stayed quiet.
That was the fastest way to make her stop. Talking back would only triple the lecture.
“And did you not see the news?! It’s not just Korea—everywhere is getting torrential rain! Every country is on high alert. So don’t go back to your house. Come here and eat pancakes.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
As soon as the call ended—
[A Quest Has Occurred.]
[Quest: The Children of Creation Tainted by Destruction have created a black cloud that now blankets all of <Earth>, causing unprecedented rainfall.
If this continues, all continents will flood, an ice age will begin, and <Earth> will face extinction.
Please eliminate the black cloud immediately.]
Reward: Peace on <Earth>, 5-day delay in Green Tower arrival.
As if it had been waiting for the cue, [System Eoksamchiri] popped the quest message in front of Sejun.
Normally, Sejun would’ve scolded the system for always being late, but—
“Hmm.”
The contents of the message were no joke.
“When did you all screw up?!”
After reading it, Sejun glared at the children with wide, accusing eyes.
“Dongdong-i didn’t do anything wrong!”
“Jjongjjongi neither! Pengpeng-i too, right?”
“Mm!”
The kids confidently declared their innocence. And they were right.
The problem wasn’t what they did.
It was just...
They all cried together.
And the shockwave from their collective sobbing pierced through the Kindergarten of Destruction—
...and created a malevolent black cloud over Earth.
Kukukuk. Let all be submerged! Freeze! Perish!
—A black cloud with an evil ego.
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