Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 48Vol 2. : Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! ()

Morning of the second day of vacation.

“Heave-ho!”

Sejun woke up inside the tent.

Last night, he’d pitched a tent in Neverland and camped outdoors with his companions for the first time in a while.

There were decent hotels nearby, and they could easily return home, but he wanted to make it feel like a real trip.

“Is Aileen’s tent holding up okay?”

As Sejun gently moved aside the companions draped over his body instead of blankets and stepped out of the tent—

“Sejun, you’re up?”

Aileen, who had been gazing blankly at the sky, greeted him warmly. Next to her was a tent that had been torn to absolute shreds.

She must’ve thrashed around in her sleep and destroyed it. Her sleeping habits were just too much for a tent to handle.

The tent was the one at fault here.

Sejun quietly sat next to Aileen.

Slip.

He naturally took Aileen’s hand. He’d done it a few times yesterday, and now it had become a habit.

And then—

“Huh?! Sejun, if you touch me now—?!”

“Guh!”

He forgot...

He blacked out. The [Radiant Earrings of Darkness] booster skill’s effect had ended yesterday.

This too was Sejun’s own fault—for being weak.

Cooooorgh.

As Sejun passed out again—

“Sigh. Since Sejun fainted, I guess I’ll have to make breakfast today.”

It’s been a while since I’ve shown off my skills.

Aileen sighed and solemnly rolled up her sleeves.

“Nya?! Emergency, emergency! The Great Hybrid Chairman Park is down—wake up now-nya!”

“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Sejun-nim! Aileen-nim just picked up a peanut! Please wake up! Power of healing... Rapid Cure!”

Queng! Queng!

[Dad, wake up fast-da yo! Get it together-da yo!]

(Bat-Bat! Sejun-nim! Please wake up!)

Kking! Kking! Kking!

[Master! This is no time to sleep! Aileen-noona’s grinding Royal Ultra-Sweet Honey /N_o_v_e_l_i_g_h_t/ Sweet Potatoes! Stop her!]

“Dad! Get up! Mom’s cooking!”

Sensing danger, the group scrambled to stomp on Sejun’s face and commence emergency healing.

Moments later—

“Mm.”

Thankfully, Sejun regained consciousness after five minutes and rescued the ingredients—and their taste buds—from Aileen’s clutches.

Then—

“Kkamang, today you get Ultra-Sweet Sweet Potato Porridge.”

Unable to throw away the sweet potatoes Aileen had already ground, Sejun gave the porridge to Kkamang for breakfast.

Grrrr. Kking?! Kking!

[Grrrr. Master! What is this?! The Great Kkamang wanted Ultra-Sweet Roasted Sweet Potato Strips!]

Of course, Kkamang protested.

“Park Kkamang, who growls at the table?! If you do that again, you’re banned from sweet potato strips for a week!”

Sejun wasn’t having it.

Kking...

Kkamang’s tail drooped immediately at Sejun’s threat.

He quietly stuck his face into the bowl.

‘You stingy master...’

He wore a bitter expression as he stuck out his tongue.

And then—

Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.

He devoured the porridge in the blink of an eye.

Heehee. Tastes pretty good, actually?

Before he knew it, Kkamang had cleaned the bowl.

Kking!

[Master! One more bowl!]

He barked, asking for seconds.

“See? I knew you’d like it. Here.”

Kkihihit. Kking! Kking!

[Heehee! See? Master’s always right!]

Slurp. Slurp. Slurp.

Sejun filled Kkamang’s bowl with another heap of porridge and began his own meal.

Once the slightly more chaotic-than-usual breakfast was done—

“Let’s go to the water park today!”

“Yeah!”

“Puhuhut. I don’t want to-nya!”

“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut. Yes.”

[Hehet. Sounds fun!]

Kkuhehehe. Queng!

[Hehehe. I don’t know what a water park is, but it sounds exciting-da yo!]

Kkihihit. Kking!

[Heehee! The Great Kkamang swims well!]

“Heehee! Taecho already put on her swimsuit! And I brought a duck tube!”

Sejun and the gang headed off to the water park.

It was right next to Neverland, so flying there took less than 5 seconds.

“Nya... Why is it nothing but water here-nya...?”

It’s a water park, of course it’s full of water.

Sejun patted Theo’s head as he sulked. Understandably, Theo—who hated water—was annoyed at being brought here.

“Puhuhut. No matter how much water there is, this body is waterproof-nya! I shall never leave Chairman Park’s lap-nya!”

But with Sejun’s soothing pats, Theo quickly regained his usual attitude.

Meanwhile—

Splash!

Queng, Kkamang, and Taecho jumped into the water.

Queng! Queng!

[It’s a huge bathhouse with rides-da yo! Queng is excited-da yo!]

Since Queng had only ever been to artificial baths before, he saw the water park as a bathhouse with rides.

Kkihihit. Kking! Kking?!

[Heehee! Master! Look at the Great Kkamang swim! Am I good or what?!]

Kkamang glided smoothly across the water without moving a paw. His subordinates were working hard to keep him afloat.

“Oppas, take Taecho too!”

Taecho, who couldn’t swim, floated around in her duck tube.

With help from Queng and Kkamang, she enjoyed the water too.

Once Sejun confirmed everyone was having fun—

“Aileen, here’s your swimsuit. You can change over there.”

He handed her a swimsuit.

Aileen in a swimsuit... I can’t wait. Hehehe.

Suppressing his shady inner thoughts—

Luckily, Sejun had gotten better at hiding his smugness, so no one noticed.

“Okay, got it.”

Aileen took the swimsuit and entered the women’s changing room.

I should change too.

Sejun headed into the men’s changing room—

“Oh. You guys wait here.” ƒгeeweɓn૦vel.com

“Nya?”

He came back out to peel off the clingers before going in.

However—

“Puhuhut.”

“Kkyut-kkyut-kkyut.”

[Hehet.]

Kkuhehehe.

(Baehehet.)

Kkihihit.

“Heehee.”

His clingy companions naturally followed him straight into the men’s changing room.

“Hey! Why are you coming in here?!”

Sejun’s yell echoed from inside.

A few minutes later—

“Seriously. Do I not even get privacy...”

Wearing his swimsuit, Sejun came out holding his companions and grumbling.

A solid six-pack stood out on his torso.

But—

“Ugh. Hey! Park Kkamang! When did you last trim your claws?!”

His molamola-grade abs were bleeding from the tiniest scratch by Kkamang’s dragon claws.

Kkihihit. Kking! Kking!

[Heehee. Ask the master who clips them! The Great Kkamang doesn’t know!]

Fair point. I always clip them myself.

For once, Kkamang had a good answer.

“Let’s clip them right now.”

Kking! Kking!

[Okay! Here. Trim them!]

Kkamang obediently held out his paw. At times like these, he was remarkably cooperative.

Sejun pulled out a nail clipper forged from a dragon fang pulled by Kaiser a thousand years ago.

Snip. Snip.

He clipped the claws, then smoothed them out using a scratcher made from a thousand dragon scales.

“Next, Vice-Chairman Theo.”

“Puhuhut. Got it-nya!”

While he was at it, Sejun trimmed and filed Theo, Queng, Bat-Bat, and Taecho’s claws too.

Thanks to his skillful and fast hands, it was done in under five minutes.

When he was finished—

“If you get hungry while playing, you’ll need snacks.”

He pulled various ingredients from his subspace storage and began grilling sausages and frying churros.

Queng?

[Dad, what’s that-da yo?]

Queng asked, curious about the churros.

“This? They’re called churros. Want to try?”

Queng!

[Yes-da yo!]

“Alright.”

As Sejun coated the freshly fried churros with cinnamon and sugar—

Shff.

Theo, who had been grooming himself on Sejun’s lap, quickly climbed up Sejun’s body.

“Great Hybrid Chairman Park! Did you say churu just now-nya?!”

He locked eyes on the churros in Sejun’s hand.

“I said churros, not churu.”

Apparently, he had misheard.

“Puhuhut. Oh, really-nya?! Then give me churu-nya!”

“Okay.”

Sejun handed a churu to Theo’s mouth.

“Queng, here you go.”

He gave a churro to Queng.

“Puhuhut. As expected—churu from Chairman Park is the best-nya!”

Kkuhehehe. Queng!

[Hehehe. The churros made by Dad taste amazing-da yo!]

Theo and Queng were blissfully enjoying their treats.

Kkihihit. Kking!

[Heehee! Master! The Great Kkamang wants a snack too!]

Not to be left behind, Kkamang ran over and demanded his share.

“Dad! Taecho wants a snack too!”

Taecho followed suit.

“Alright.”

Sejun handed each of them an ultra-sweet roasted sweet potato strip.

“But why isn’t Aileen out yet? Taecho, can you go check on Mom?”

“Mm! Leave it to Taecho!”

Taecho darted into the women’s changing room.

Ten seconds later—

“Squeeek!”

A pig-slaying shriek echoed from the sky.

“Huh?”

Looking up, Sejun saw a plump pink butt falling from the sky.

Yuren?

It was the Misfortune King Yuren.

Looking closely, Piyot, Poyo, and the other marksmen were there too.

They must’ve fallen through another of Yuren’s misfortune-induced holes.

Splash!

Yuren landed in the pool with a massive splash.

“Puhuhut. As long as I, Vice-Chairman Theo, am here, no water shall touch the Great Hybrid Chairman Park-nya!”

Theo swung his front paws swiftly, shielding Sejun from the splash.

Then—

Piyot!

[Sejun-nim, Theo-nim, hello!]

“Mohehe. Hello!”

Piyot and Poyo flew over and greeted them.

Kka-woong!

[Now’s my chance!]

Baektang seized the chaos and aimed for Sejun’s lap—

“Puhuhut. Not a chance-nya!”

Thwack.

Blocked again by Theo’s ironclad defense.

“Uhehehe. Hello, Sejun-nim. Can I eat this?”

Dripping wet, Yuren approached the grill and asked.

“Yeah. Go ahead.”

With Sejun’s permission, Yuren devoured the sausages. He must’ve been starving. Looked like he hadn’t eaten all day.

As they exchanged greetings—

Piyot! Piyot!

[Ah! This isn’t the time! We’re being chased!]

Piyot suddenly shouted.

Then—

Rumble...

The sky began to turn an ominous red. Red skies in the middle of the day—something was off.

“Chased? By what?”

Piyot! Piyot!

[A giant red snake! And it’s radiating destructive energy!]

Piyot answered urgently.

Kkihihit. Kking?!

[Heehee! Then it’s time for the Great Kkamang to step up?!]

Excited by the chance to face destructive energy, Kkamang boldly stepped forward.

Kking!

[Let’s go, everyone!]

Shimmer!

Screech!

Chirp!

Mu-mu!

Kkabi, Kkareureu, Sharri, and Mubalchiri picked up Kkamang and began flying into the sky.

The Kkamang Family soared slowly—painfully slowly—toward the red sky.

Ugh. This is frustrating.

“Queng, let’s go.”

Queng!

Watching them struggle, Sejun soared ahead with help from Queng and the others, leaving Kkamang behind.

At that moment—

[Remnant of Destruction: You have discovered Akasha, the World-Restraining Serpent.]

A message appeared before Sejun.

At the same time, the face of a massive red serpent looming above the sky came into view. The sky was red because of Akasha’s crimson scales.

—I sense rich destructive energy here... Looks delicious.

Akasha, the serpent coiled around the Earth, flicked its tongue.

Then—

Kkihihit. Kking!

[Heehee! Crybaby Akasha!]

Slurp.

Kkamang, seeing Akasha, grinned and flicked his tongue back.

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