Solo Farming In The Tower-Chapter 698: The One Who Tries to Ruin the Wedding! In the Name of Love and Justice, I Won’t Forgive You!
Black Tower, 99th Floor.
“Chui?! Chui!”
[What are these peanuts?! They’re delicious!]
“Chubi! Chubi?!”
[No way! They made peanut stir-fry taste this good?!]
The hamsters were in shock as they devoured the peanut stir-fry served at the reception. It was the most delicious peanut dish they’d ever tasted.
“Hehehe. Of course it’s delicious. Who do you think grew them?”
Sejun almost puffed out his chest with pride while watching the hamsters, but quickly reined in his expression.
Paaan.
“Chairman Park, your smugness is starting to creep up on your face, nya!”
Theo was staring intensely at him.
While the hamsters were busy stuffing their faces with Sejun’s peanut stir-fry—
[You’ve fed 10 people to fullness.]
[Effect of <Title: Saint Who Fills the Belly> increases all stats by 2.]
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A message popped up as the title’s effect activated, increasing Sejun’s stats.
The guests at the birthday party were starting to get full.
Most of them had already experienced being fed by Sejun in the past, so the title effect didn’t trigger as much this time.
“Hmph. Not bad.”
Sejun looked at the message with a pleased smile.
But then—
[You’ve fed 1,000 people to fullness.]
[Effect of <Title: Saint Who Fills the Belly> increases all stats by 200.] freēwēbnovel.com
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[A flood of admiration greatly enriches your soul.]
[Mental Power increases by 70.]
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Suddenly, his stats and Mental Power began to skyrocket.
The hamster wedding guests had all just finished eating. Since hamsters had small stomachs, it didn’t take much.
And though Sejun had fed hamsters before back in <Hamk>, that was only 5 million out of the 50 billion population—just 0.01%.
The remaining 99.99% were tasting Sejun’s food for the first time today.
Too focused on cooking, he had forgotten the most important thing.
I have to stop this!
Sensing danger, Sejun panicked.
But—
[You’ve fed 10,000 people to fullness.]
[Effect of <Title: Saint Who Fills the Belly> increases all stats by 2,000.]
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Before Sejun could do anything, his stats and Mental Power surged into him.
“Urgh!”
His body and mind were hit with immense strain, and his soul felt like it was about to collapse.
At that moment—
Paaat!
A burst of light exploded from Theo’s body.
“Heh. Looks like it’s my time to shine?”
Sejun’s voice came from the light. It was the emergence of Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3.
Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3 transformed into a glowing mass and separated from Theo’s body, soaring into the sky.
At the same time, the overwhelming energy that had been overloading Sejun was absorbed by the floating mass of light, which continued to grow larger.
It’s him again?
With the strain gone, the pain disappeared. Sejun looked up at the sky.
It was definitely the Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3 from Theo’s mental world. He was used to this by now.
But—
“What the hell?!”
The new Ultra-Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 3, who had absorbed the massive amount of stats and Mental Power, looked completely unfamiliar.
“Hey! Don’t wear that kind of dress with my face!”
He was wearing a black dress with lavish frills.
“Ah—my bad!”
At Sejun’s scolding, he quickly changed into a black tuxedo.
“Heh. Behold, for I am the God of Weddings, Wedding Sejun! Those who would ruin a wedding—In the name of Love and Justice, I won’t forgive you!”
Seriously. The God of Weddings, Wedding Sejun.
Ugh. Don’t say that while folding your middle and ring fingers like that!
The secondhand embarrassment was all on the main body.
And so, Wedding Sejun was born.
[The clone of Black Tower Farmer Park Sejun has become the God of Weddings, Wedding Sejun.]
[You have achieved the Great Creation Feat of having a Transcendent-level clone.]
[This clone cannot be fully supported by your current abilities.]
[Great Creation Feat reward has been significantly reduced.]
[As a reward for achieving the Great Creation Feat, your Divinity has increased by 10.]
[The clone Wedding Sejun will act independently until the main body grows enough to support him.]
A cascade of achievement messages appeared.
Yeah. I’m worse than my own clone.
Sejun frowned as he read the messages.
[You have achieved the Great Creation Feat of creating three clones vastly superior to yourself.]
[As a reward, you have acquired the Talent: Main Body Inferior to Clone.]
[As a reward, all lodging costs have been reduced by 10%.]
New achievement messages appeared.
“Oh! A 10% lodging cost reduction!”
Just 20% more and lodging will be ⊛ Nоvеlιght ⊛ (Read the full story) free!
Sejun quickly brightened.
[Talent: Main Body Inferior to Clone]
Clones will naturally accept the weakness of their main body.
“Hey!”
That was until he read the actual description.
“Heh. Main body Park Sejun, hurry up and grow stronger. I’ll see you next time—though I doubt it. Here, a gift.”
Snap.
Wedding Sejun gave the main Sejun a big mocking grin and snapped his fingers.
Clearly, he was jealous of the main body’s ability to fuse with Theo. Truly, a clone worthy of Sejun.
[The God of Weddings, Wedding Sejun, has bestowed the Blessing of Marriage upon Black Tower Farmer Park Sejun.]
[If you officiate 100 weddings over the next year, something good will happen.]
A green aura shimmered around Sejun as the blessing took hold.
But—
Even Pposabu’s wedding pisses me off, and now you want me to marry off 100 couples? Hell no! I’m not doing it!
Sejun scowled at the contents of the blessing.
“Heh. See you at the next wedding!”
With that, Wedding Sejun waved goodbye and vanished in an instant, and the birthday party and reception continued late into the night.
Thus, a chaotic day came to an end.
Afterward, rumors began to circulate that the God of Weddings, Wedding Sejun, would appear at weddings to collect 10% of the congratulatory money.
Forest of Creation.
[Hehe~ I’m back!]
After enjoying the birthday party, Flamy returned.
“Did you find the problem?”
The Statue of Trial asked her. It already knew she hadn’t found anything—but it was its duty to ask.
And—
[Hehe~ Nope!]
Flamy cheerfully admitted her failure.
“I see. But it’s good to see you smiling. Don’t let failure bring you down—keep looking.”
[Hehe~ Okay!]
Thank you.
Flamy gave thanks in her heart, knowing the statue had turned a blind eye to her little escapade.
While the two exchanged words, Flamy’s consciousness reconnected with her Avatars.
While her power had been weakened, her main body couldn’t handle the power of her Avatars, so the connection had been cut.
And—
[Huh?!]
Flamy suddenly panicked.
Why are the Elders there?!
The nine Elders of the Great Dragon Race were in a place they had no business being. And unlike their usual lazy demeanor—they were moving fast.
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Temple of the God of Creation.
“Seriously now. You go radio silent all this time, then call us out here just to make us work? Isn’t that a little much?”
“Right? I heard Sejun made a ton of delicious food...”
“He saved some for us, didn’t he?”
“I mean, I saw Sejun Company’s full-time staff get one day off for every week of work. Shouldn’t we, as Great Dragons, get a day off for every hour we work?”
The nine Elders grumbled as they labored at the request of the God of Creation.
They used to feel a little hurt when they weren’t summoned, but now that they were summoned and forced to work, the silence didn’t seem so bad after all.
The God of Creation had been under the impression that the Elders were diligently managing the dragons and the Tower...
[Hehe~ That’s not true. The Elders drink Sejun’s liquor and party every day, you know! Hehe~ They said the booze Sejun made is super tasty!]
“WHAT?! They’ve been chugging booze and slacking off?!”
And I, a god, am here working?! Those ungrateful brats!
Furious after the tattling of Site Manager Flamy #205, the God of Creation had called the Elders in and put them straight to work.
“U-uhm... Great Dragons, the God of Creation said we should also build a bed if we’re already doing this...”
“Great Dragons, the God of Creation says the lighting’s too bright...”
Thanks to that, Emilla and Amur had to work alongside the cranky Elders, and it was absolutely miserable.
Still, they managed to hold on with the hope that the project would soon be done.
With the Elders' help, the prison (or “room”) the God of Creation would rest in when Sejun visited the temple was nearly finished.
And thus, Sejun’s preparations to enter the Land of Ruin were almost complete.
“Ugh-cha!”
Sejun sprang out of bed feeling totally refreshed, despite blacking out from drinking the night before. Thanks to his rebirth, not a trace of a hangover remained.
Hmph. Guess I’ve become Booze King Sejun now, huh?
Feeling proud of his newfound drinking prowess, Sejun was about to gloat—
Thwack.
A dazed Theo sleepily placed a front paw on Sejun’s face, stopping him from puffing up.
“Ahem.”
This damn cat. How does he always know?
Sejun quickly wiped the smugness from his face. One more smirk and he was getting pounced.
Not rotting, right?
He felt around his face with his hands, doing a quick status check.
“Nyaa...”
Hnnng...
With Theo, the Theo couple, and the Kkamang family all rising together, the day officially began.
Clank.
He opened the subspace storage.
Time to start the day.
First things first—he had to restock the warehouse. The party yesterday had wiped out nearly all the ingredients, leaving the place painfully empty. He wouldn’t feel right until it was full again.
“Vice Chairman Theo, claws.”
Squish. Squish.
Using Theo’s claws, Sejun hunted calamities at the Workground, did a loop around the 10th Tower and Kamyeol Great Fortress, then returned to the Black Tower.
And—
“What’s up with them? Why aren’t they moving?”
Sejun was puzzled as he looked at the nine unmoving dragon statues at the fountain. He hadn’t heard a peep since the God of Creation called them away.
“...They really partied a lot.”
Sejun couldn’t help but feel a little smug knowing the Nine Dragon Elders got dragged off by the God of Creation.
Then—
Thud. Thud.
Kwaaang.
[Sejun-nim, good morning!]
Pink Fur arrived, holding Queng in her mouth.
“Yeah, good morning. Hang on.”
After grabbing the snack pouch from Queng and Pink Fur, Sejun headed to the kitchen.
“Let’s cook.”
He used Sejun No. 12’s chocolate pie recipe to clone up some snacks, stuffed the pouches full, and sent Pink Fur off to train.
A little later—
Once breakfast was over—
“Puhuhut! The Great Hybrid Chairman Park is off to make tons of money, nya!”
“Kuhehehehe, Queng!”
[Hehehehe! Queng is off to the herb fields, da yo!]
After sending Theo and Queng off to work for the first time in a while, Sejun got back to his own tasks.
He worked straight through the morning, had lunch, then worked hard again until evening. When Theo and Queng got back, they had dinner together.
And finally—
“Time to sleep.”
Well, not actual sleep.
With the birthday party over, it was time to resume world energy purification, which had been on hold during the party prep.
Kkamang’s Mental World.
“Guys... I’m sorry.”
“We’re sorry.”
While Kkamang and his underlings offered apologies to the spirits—
“Puhuhut! This is Ultra-Mini Chairman Park No. 4, nya! And this—this is our Great Hybrid Chairman Park, nya!”
Theo proudly introduced a tiny Sejun no bigger than a knuckle, sitting atop his paw.
“Hi.”
Where do they keep coming from...?
Sejun shook hands with the Ultra-Mini Chairman Park No. 4, curious about where he even came from.
Chomp.
Apparently unable to speak yet, Ultra-Mini Chairman Park No. 4 wrapped both arms around Sejun’s finger with joy.
“Hello to you too, Gilsun Nightmare.”
“Yes, hello.”
They exchanged greetings, and as Sejun and the others tried to soothe the spirits—
Grrrrumble.
A red energy flared from one of the spirits, signaling Corruption.
“Oh hey. Long time no see!”
Sejun greeted it like an old buddy.
After seeing it so many times, even something as grotesque and terrifying as Corruption didn’t faze him anymore. He was practically fond of it.
— You, I...
Corruption began to speak to Sejun, its voice laced with what sounded like... affection?
“Theo! It’s Seobeeem time!”
“Puhuhut! I’m ready, nya!”
“Let’s go! Seobeam!”
“Nya!”
Thinking it was about to say something ominous again, Sejun didn’t hesitate and attacked first.
Fwoooosh.
— Kuku...
You’re really not afraid of me, huh.
Corruption laughed quietly as it vanished.
