Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!-Chapter 470 - 330 Educating People Yi Taoist, Preparing for Promotion, Yuan Jun and the Heavenly Master._2
Having spoken, Qin Qingyun seemed to remember something. She took out two jade boxes from her storage ring, and then sauntered over to Yi Chen’s Taishi Chair, nonchalantly crossing her legs:
"Master, you’re quite tall, huh."
"Big people are dopey, big dogs are dumb; Master, what kind of unique skills do you have? Why don’t you quickly show me something impressive? It’s the first time my father has ever valued someone so much. None of the other masters received this treatment. It seems you do have some capabilities."
"Big people are dopey, big dogs are dumb? No rush, good disciple, you’ll soon know what skills I possess. King Jing has told me about your outstanding talents, and I am looking forward to it as well."
Looking at the oversized ’bear child’ in front of him, Yi Chen was not angry. He smiled and skimmed through the secret letter from King Jing, which made him smile even more.
Opening the jade boxes, the "Xuanpi Creational Classic" and "Heaven and Earth Divine Gate Qi" were indeed inside.
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The goods were fine; time to get to work!
Clap, clap.
Two crisp claps resounded, and Qin Qingyun felt as if she was spinning like a top in the sky, flying for quite a while before thudding to the ground.
"You!"
Clap! Clap!
Qin Qingyun flew again, this time she seemed to see her great-grandma.
Yi Chen smiled and squatted in front of the rebellious young girl, transferring his Yang energy into her body. Her flesh wounds quickly began to heal at a visible rate.
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This process of healing was repeated five times.
"Your Highness, I specialize in healing. Are you satisfied now?"
"No answer means you’re not satisfied, huh? Then let’s continue. How about you practice with your Uncle Miao Zi."
Dusting off his rear, Yi Chen took the scriptures and casually pushed open the gate of the courtyard. As his figure was about to disappear beyond the door, he suddenly turned his head:
"Miao Zi, as long as you don’t kill her, beat her to your heart’s content. And if necessary, give her a shock."
"You’ll be lying down when your dad gets back if she’s still standing."
Qin Qingyun’s face flushed crimson, she swayed from side to side, but she couldn’t make a sound. She wanted to say she was utterly convinced.
By the time she finally managed to move and speak, a one-foot-long black cat wearing an odd Taoist robe stood on two feet and came before her. Without waiting for her to speak, it bowed to her.
"Meow~"
Miao Zi delivered a series of flying kicks in midair, ah, punching, punching, punching.
Bang! She landed.
"Uncle Miao Zi, stop it."
"Shut your trap, call me Uncle Sombre Leopard, Miao Zi is not for you to call." The black cat, having already refined its voice box to speak human language, immediately landed a ’Luohan Emerging from the Sea’ technique, its front paws firmly pushing against Qin Qingyun’s chest.
"Weak, too weak."
"Uncle Sombre Leopard is less than two years old. How old are you?"
Sizzle~ Sizzle~
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Zizai Heaven, Yuan Jun Palace.
Ever since Yuan Jun was ambushed last time and transformed into her second form, her black hair turned white and never went back.
But she didn’t mind. As long as she was happy, that was all that mattered.
At this moment, Yuan Jun was sitting properly at the table without her feet up, a rare sight, facing an old man wearing a mask with a star and moon motif.
Water on the table started boiling, bubbles gurgling up.
Yuan Jun picked up the teapot, began to pour water, skimmed the foam, crushed the tea, shook it for fragrance, introduced it into the pot, performed the butterfly dance, tea display, falling butterfly, returning to unity, and then offered the tea.
Every movement was proper and practiced, yet somehow it reeked of an unmistakable tea hustler’s flair, creating a stark contrast.
"Heavenly Master, has my tea artistry not become increasingly exquisite?" the person behind the peach blossom mask said triumphantly, their self-satisfied demeanor overflowing with pride.
"Good, very good," Heavenly Master said, looking at the murky tea soup helplessly before taking a sip, "Yuan Jun, I have important matters to attend to during this Great Qin Legal Assembly and will not go. You go with Yuqing True King."
"Remember to follow Yuqing True King’s lead on this trip and try to secure a good ranking at the Great Qin Legal Assembly. The Heavenly Master’s expenses have been a bit excessive recently; for that matter, I’ve emptied the coffers."
"You shouldn’t worry about your subordinate, Lord Tan Lang, anymore. The Great Qin Legal Assembly will see the best of all the major sects. His cultivation is not bad, but he should still be somewhat inferior to the star of calamity from Yuqing True King’s palace."
Upon hearing the old man’s words, Yuan Jun sprang up like a cat that had its tail stepped on, flipping the freshly brewed tea onto the table, "That won’t do, if his Yuqing True King’s palace sends someone to the battle, my Big Dipper Yuan Jun’s palace must also send someone to the assembly. Otherwise, wouldn’t it appear that my Big Dipper Yuan Jun’s palace can’t compare to his Yuqing True King’s palace?"
"Alright, alright, alright, as you wish, as you wish," the old man said with a wry smile before continuing,
"Yuan Jun, I still must remind you, this person’s destiny is exceptionally odd. I have calculated it painstakingly and found his destiny to be like a tangled mess. Sometimes weak, sometimes powerful, with every calculation yielding different results."
"Such a destiny is unheard of. With my cultivation and proficiency in the path of fate, I thought I could uncover some clues with the aid of the Star Disc, but all I got were these results."
"Most cultivators have seven or eight destiny branches, which is already considered to have many variables, but this person has more than a million paths, it’s impossible to calculate, simply incalculable."
"Enough already, such a nag, of all things under the heavens, your path of destiny seems the most useless. Do you really believe what you glimpse ahead? The hand of Pai Gow you lose the most might just be the one you thought you had in the bag. Yuan Jun, I have to go prepare for the Great Qin Legal Assembly now, it’s only a few days away."
Patting his behind, the white-haired Yuan Jun was about to leave when suddenly a purple elixir appeared in his hand.
"A Purple Yun Replenishing Heaven Pill? Where did you get this, melon kid?"
"At a time like this, who allowed you to sneak into the Central Continent? A person of your stature running over there, you’d drive the others mad. Luckily, you know how to keep a low profile and run fast. You’ve been injured, haven’t you?"
"Hehe, are you curious, Yuan Jun? I wanted to see how their lousy Taoist temple managed to produce a person like him. I went to check on his junior brother. Besides, I’m tired of playing around in the Eastern Continent; people avoid me when they see me now."
"And what did you discover?"
"Though he can also be regarded as a heaven-sent genius, he pales in comparison to Xiao Lang. His vision is hawk-like, and he emanates a domineering aura. Oh right, melon kid, what was so important that you had to go there to do it?"
Hearing Yuan Jun’s unrestrained words, the old man wearing the star and moon mask couldn’t help but puff up his beard in anger:
"Call me Heavenly Master!"
"Now, as the world is undergoing strange changes, I’ve found a path I want to try. I always shelter myself from dangerous walls. I’ve discovered some things; some old geezers have gone mad. If they mess things up, I don’t want to die with them. Though Lord Tan Lang is cunning, he is also grateful and does make for a decent ally in the coming great struggle. Yuan Jun, your insight is still as sharp as ever."
"Hehe, Heavenly Master, I like hearing you say that," Yuan Jun replied with a chuckle.
Gazing at the triumphant Yuan Jun walking away, Heavenly Master’s eyes suddenly turned deep and sorrowful, "Master, have you really forgotten everything?"
He had encountered Yuan Jun thousands of years ago and had been rescued by her from a pile of corpses, taught profound doctrines,
Yet every three thousand years, with reincarnation, Yuan Jun’s personality would undergo a complete transformation, her appearance would greatly change, memories erased, her body returned to a younger state, and her cultivation started anew. The only constants were her top-tier talent for cultivation and the bizarre power that allowed her to grow stronger even in her sleep.
The secrets contained within were chilling to the core. Since achieving great cultivation, he had repeatedly covered for Yuan Jun, and his deep study into the path of fate was to uncover the mysteries that seemed like predestined fate.
Contrary to Yi Chen, he had spent a huge price to pierce through layers of fog, only to be shocked to discover that his master bore no traces of destiny, untouched by karma, untainted by anything. She was presence, and she was absence.
He always wanted to find the master from that cycle of reincarnation. Unfortunately, all these years of efforts had been near successes and yet failures. And now, the master had turned into such a playful character, so different from before.
"Yuan Jun sister, you’re back?"
"Yuan Jun sister, you’ve become more beautiful again. Have some chestnuts, too bad they aren’t as plump since the eldest brother left."
Inside the Lord Tan Lang Palace, as soon as Yuan Jun appeared, she was greeted with a barrage of flattery from two little ones. After saying hello to Qing Yunzi, she played with Qing Feng and Ming Yue for a while before disappearing from sight.
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Inside a Bear Cave many miles from the Mount Taiwu.
Yi Chen sat cross-legged, focused, and invoked his own virtual screen panel. His eyebrows raised, he couldn’t help but let out a thunderous roar inside.
"Shen Hong, let’s see what your limits are!"