Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!-Chapter 647 - 399: Miao Zi’s Struggle, Great Qin’s National Teacher Yi Taoist, Taoist’s Astonishing Wisdom Reemerges._3

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Eating cow dung, getting spanked, paying silver, not missing a single one, luck maxing out.

"Dad, what's wrong?" Seeing Yi Chen lost in thought, Miao Zi waved a paw and came to Yi Chen's shoulder with a bamboo skewer in her mouth, "Dad, eat fish."

Yi Chen looked at Miao Zi and couldn't help but smile, "Miao Zi, what do you think about Dad taking a seat in the chair of Great Qin's National Teacher?"

"Look at you, Dad, craving Great Qin's resources again, wanting to use Great Qin's power to propel a martial arts golden age, hoarding sinister objects, yet not wanting to pay the price, keeping yourself out of it, but others aren't fools either."

"Whoever has eaten more, whoever has eaten less, you can hide it momentarily, but not forever, especially from someone as shrewd as Emperor Qin Ying Si."

"Wanting all the benefits without paying the price, how is this any different from Zhang Longyi?"

Suddenly, Yi Chen no longer felt the urge to eat fish and stood up tall.

When situated among wooden geese, there should be a change resembling that of dragons and snakes.

That was then, this is now.

The Heavenly Master has fallen, Yuan Jun has gone far away, Yuqing True King's friends and foes are indistinguishable, the environment has already changed.

This mission, whether it's Qianxuan Daoist from Dragon Tiger Mountain or the enigmatic 'Divine Physician National Hand Saint Qihuang, the odd Langzhong', along with the sudden sense of crisis that surged up, gave Yi Chen a great shake.

He needed to cultivate faster and more efficiently, collect Deep Red Points, and enhance his cultivation level.

After all, he and the jackals outside the courtyard had long since reached a point where there was no room for compromise.

There is only one word—kill!

Taking the seat of Great Qin's National Teacher is a mutually beneficial choice.

With the tiger skin secured, the means to deal with sinister objects would also expand.

If this maneuver succeeds, with the material resources of Great Qin and the pleased heart of World-Shaking Pure Yang, having Great Qin collect sinister objects for him would be much more powerful than a small Hidden Dragon Alliance.

Taking the position as Great Qin's National Teacher, even in territories controlled by sects, World-Shaking Pure Yang gathering some sinister objects wouldn't be excessive, right? To siphon like the Red Dust Demon Sect would be rather ignorant; it's not a slap to the face of Yi Chengzi, it strikes at the face of the Millennium Emperor, at the face of Great Qin.

What about the law? What about legal order? You want to block Great Qin's National Teacher from collecting a few sinister objects? Such sects are traitorous through and through; he, World-Shaking Pure Yang, will certainly manifest the might of Great Qin, execute the disloyal, and uphold the court's discipline!

"Daoist friend, open the door, I, the National Teacher of Great Qin, Lord Tan Lang, Master of Hidden Dragon Temple, Alliance Hierarch of Hidden Dragon, Great Elder of Hehuan Sect, Master of Blood Killing Tower... am here for free trade."

As soon as the State Preceptor thought it, the heaven and earth seemed to expand instantly.

With a clenched fist, Yi Chen made his decision on the spot.

He, Yi Chengzi, would take up this role as the State Preceptor.

Scouring the world, first to amass a few million Deep Red Points, that wouldn't be excessive, would it?

What? You ask where the money will come from?

Just by using the four characters, World-Shaking Pure Yang, the Great Qin treasury should be willing to offer him a mortgage.

He, Yi Chengzi, has always had an excellent reputation in his endeavors; his credibility is certainly not an issue.

When the time comes, he, Yi Chengzi, will definitely give Ying Si a shock of modern finance!

To make Ying Si understand one thing, those in debt are the real 'big daddies'!

The terms can be stringent; take as much as you can get!

As long as the borrowing is substantial, if World-Shaking Pure Yang gets chopped down by the jackals outside the courtyard, Ying Si will have to risk his life to help him.

Heh, when that time comes, at worst he, Yi Chengzi, dies on the shadowy paths stained in blood, and with his death, all is forgiven!

Most of Great Qin's treasury, the huge sum of money World-Shaking Pure Yang owes, will vanish; how could Ying Si not lend a hand?

By then, anyone who messes with Yi Chengzi is basically robbing cash from Millennium Emperor Ying Si. Come on, let's hurt each other!

"Directly hijacking Great Qin, I'm truly a sage for the ages!"

"So that old fart Ying Si had me visit Dragon Tiger Mountain because he was waiting for me, he definitely knew about the fall of Heavenly Master, the old coot even told me about following the King's Way, the Hegemon's Way, the Trickster's Way, saying use whatever works, only the results matter."

This isn't about reminiscing the past, this is about giving me a wake-up call,"

"I've had an epiphany."

"Damn it, since I've already done this, my thinking has completely opened up. Supreme Daoist Sect, Creation Daoist Sect, and other powerful factions, as long as they dare lend, World-Shaking Pure Yang will dare to take. I am the father of you all, the big father, the real father."

"During the initial stage of accumulating Deep Red Points, using some low-level tricks is an inevitable matter, Master, you should be able to understand that... right?"

"This is also a helpless move to make Hidden Dragon Temple great again. If Yi Chengzi is strong, it will be the ballast stone for peace in the Human Realm, certainly not breaking my vow."

"World-Shaking Pure Yang is not an unreasonable person."

"It seems if I overstep the limit twice, at most everyone will condemn me."

"If I overstep the limit three times, even emperors will understand me."

"If I overstep the limit four times, everyone will start to acknowledge me."

"If I overstep the limit five times, six, seven, or eight times, I imagine everyone will praise me, even the number one female True Monarch from Mount Qingping will feel the same."

"Dad, stop laughing, I'm getting scared~" Seeing Yi Chen's grin widening, Miao Zi suddenly shivered; it knew its father's earth-shattering wisdom was beginning to whirl again.

"Dad, are your eyelids still twitching?" Miao Zi nibbled on a small dried fish while trying to make small talk.

"Heh~ It's weird, ever since leaving Dragon Tiger Mountain, that subtle sense of crisis that dad had has vanished."

"Dad, it seems that bone indeed had serious issues, it's amazing!"

"Yes, indeed amazing, now my heart only harbors blessings for Dragon Tiger Mountain."

A man and a cat exchanged glances, both of them cackling in a way that sounded quite sinister.

Right at this moment, under the bright moon, a purple-haired fairy bathed in moonlight descended from the sky, and for a moment, it was hard to tell whether the moon made the maiden more beautiful, or the maiden made the moon more radiant.

Tonight, Lin Luo seemed like an ethereal being.

"Congratulations to Daoist Lin Luo on advancing to the second level of Dao Mastery!" Yi Chen, who had a good eye for people, was struck by her appearance tonight and immediately exclaimed with a loud laugh.

"I don't deserve Yi Taoist's praise; it's just that Lin Luo has good fortune. I had an epiphany, yet I can feel that after this breakthrough, Lin Luo has used up all my accumulations, and the next breakthrough won't be so easy." Under the moonlight, the maiden spoke with a jovial smile.

Seeing this, Miao Zi's eyes flickered. It immediately dragged out a big basin full of neatly prepared small fish from behind a tree.

"Dad, you and Sister Lin Luo have a drink and eat some fish first. I feel like there aren't enough fish; I'll catch some more and bring them over."

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Under the moonlight, Miao Zi left and didn't return all evening.

In the distance, atop the tree canopy, a black cat opened a book and, with a brush in its mouth, began to write: "My father's wisdom is as vast as mountains and seas, impossible to fully learn."

By the light of the moon, the title on the thick book's frontispiece "My Struggle · Author: Loss Piao" was particularly eye-catching.

The river rippled gently, but the laughter from those gathered around the campfire was even more pleasing than the flowing water.

"Miao Zi really doesn't know any better, taking so long just to catch some fish, I'm about to strike sparks off these bamboo skewers. Come on, Daoist Lin Luo, let's keep drinking!"

"Drinking is all about the mood; Yi Taoist, don't be too hard on Little Miao. Enjoying wine under the moonlight is also quite elegant." Lin Luo's cheeks were slightly flushed, yet she was very understanding, speaking on behalf of Miao Zi.

The moonlight was enchanting, and the figures of the two came closer together, the ground underneath them sparkling clean, not even a bit of meat left on the bamboo skewers.

"Here's to the chiefs, a toast, Lin Luo Daoist you lost, drink up!"