Superhumans of the Dome City-Chapter 1344 - 10: The Legend of Singles in Cangdu (Part 2)
"Wake up, President!" Gongsun Ce vigorously patted Chi Zijing, who was slumped over the desk, "Even though Dust Explosion’s personal life surprised both you and me... the plan has just begun, and we can’t give up now. You still have many options!"
The President looked defeated: "Even Yun Yinglang has ventured into realms unknown to me, what more can this old bachelor say... what else can I possibly do..."
"Shiqi thinks 24 isn’t considered old," said Shiyu Shiqi.
"It’s natural to feel anxious as you approach the youthful dividing line at 25." Gongsun Ce adjusted his glasses, "But don’t worry! I’ve invited a professional who is absolutely safe and experienced. She’s skilled at solving problems for others and will undoubtedly lend you a helping hand!"
"Another expert?" The President was disinterested, "What other single women could you possibly know, you harem guy?"
The sound of high heels echoed from afar, the door to room 307 swung open, and a gust of wind lifted the hem of the newcomer’s white trench coat, revealing a vintage revolver strapped at the waist. The woman was clad in a modified white military uniform that accentuated her curves, flashing a toothy grin with sharp fangs that instantly stunned the two unaware fellows. This stranger looked exceedingly professional, making a formidable first impression with her armed presence, showing she wasn’t someone to be trifled with!
Seviss spun the revolver around her finger, aimed it at Chi Zijing’s forehead: "Good morning, boys~ S-class Ranger Seviss at your service!"
The President leapt up and saluted, then agilely plastered himself against the opposite wall like a gecko: "I’ve heard your renowned name, and meeting you today is indeed extraordinary; it’s my great fortune to witness the senior’s magnificence. Gongsun Ce, how did you invite her?!"
"Things have quieted down on the other side, so I happened to have the time to tour Cangdu and help out the juniors!" Seviss whistled.
After the battle in Meteor City, the Saint completely relinquished her burdens, claiming she wanted to retire peacefully in Fire Wind State. However, not two weeks later, Agent Will took an extremely confidential task, reputedly heading to Everbright Imperial Capital for a business trip. Meanwhile, the Knight Order in the Country was undergoing personnel changes, so Orianna couldn’t come to Cangdu for the time being. With Alandia regaining peak combat power post-Creation Realm, she was too restless to be confined to one city. The Rainbow Winged Lord vanished mysteriously. Amid debating in the upper echelons about who should fill in, the Saint slapped her knee and declared she’d personally take over!
Jago wasn’t surprised by the news, noting he knew she couldn’t stay idle and forget about retirement. He casually deployed a batch of church elites to accompany her. Thus, the Legendary Saint led followers to Cangdu, where priests and nuns dove into the vigorous business of "converting problematic superpower users," staying exceedingly busy, while the Saint joyfully roamed the streets and traveled — immersed in joyful busyness.
Gongsun Ce nodded toward the President with his chin: "This is the guy!"
Seviss cast a dubious glance: "This kid looks pretty sharp; doesn’t seem to need this kind of service..."
The President inhaled sharply: "Gongsun Ce, you’re not thinking about any ’pretend girlfriend’ schemes, are you? If I dared agree, it’s not just my parents finding out; I’m afraid even my ancestors from a thousand years ago would rise to scold me for being such a disgrace!"
"Pretend girlfriend? I’m not here to... provide matchmaking training?" Seviss was completely puzzled.
"...What’s going on?"
Gongsun Ce sat down calmly, his expression gloomy and sorrowful: "President, after the previous events, I believe you’ve seen it clearly yourself. Asking someone to pretend to be your girlfriend likely won’t work. So we’ll do the opposite; if we can’t hide it, let’s not hide! It’s better to prepare early to face future matchmaking with a fresh perspective!"
Chi Zijing remained expressionless: "Your logic is like preparing to get beaten up either way, so might as well learn some techniques to make it hurt less..."
"Think about it differently; perhaps you might turn crisis into opportunity and find your fate!" Gongsun Ce cheered extensively, "Our S-class Ranger here has broad experiences and has completed similar tasks countless times, possessing great insights. Seviss, share your successful experiences with him!"
Seviss shrugged indifferently: "Never seen one succeed. Generally, those who propose such commissions genuinely want to stay single. Most clients have gynophobia, autism, abnormal orientations, or are career-obsessed maniacs. A few normal ones were dimwits trying to hit on me and got kicked out."
"Then what’s the point of this simulation?" Chi Zijing sighed.
"The point is to make sure when you truly hit the battlefield, you’re not left with no escape facing the beautiful young woman across the table!" Seviss gave a hearty smile with thumbs up, "Let’s swiftly resolve this battle; I’m still waiting for lunch with a kangaroo burger. Now I’m the beautiful young woman seeking to match with you, character is a young, promising single career woman, quickly give a self-introduction that’ll perk me up!"
Chi Zijing looked miserable, stroking the stubble on his lip: "Surname Chi, name Zijing, age twenty-four, currently studying in Central United University’s History Department, physically healthy with no bad habits or romantic experiences."
Seviss shook her head repeatedly: "Sounds like a quite boring single guy... Any hobbies?"
"My interests are merely reading novels and comics, organizing student activities."
"See, see! Told you all young single folks are alike, boring!" Seviss chided exasperatedly, "Why talk novels and comics while you’re on a date? My current character is a single career woman; do I seem like someone interested in novels or comics?"
