Superhumans of the Dome City-Chapter 1346 - 10: The Cangdu Bachelor Legend (Part 2)

The two little ones had subtle expressions, and Seviss spoke their minds: "Don’t act like surviving three attacks from the enemy is the same as winning, okay?" 𝓯𝓻𝒆𝙚𝒘𝓮𝙗𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝒍.𝙘𝓸𝙢

"The enemy was too strong, so making it through is considered a victory!" Chi Zijing said with nonchalance, "So, Ranger Miss, can my skills impress my dating partner?"

Seviss folded the flyer into a water-patterned newt and flicked it to make it jump.

"No way. Women who admire strength usually like their partners to have ’strong demeanor.’ You’ve got some skills, but you’re thick-skinned and lack ambition. Where’s the strong vibe?"

The President slumped over the table again: "I think we should just disband for today..."

"President, don’t give up!" "President, if you don’t try harder, your dating partner will punish you!" "The President has been punished by you all for half the day already..."

Qin Qianbai ran to the corner of the classroom and grabbed a stack of flyers, then began folding various Transformation Spirits with focus. Gongsun Ce watched the chaos inside the classroom with amusement while mulling over the situation in his mind. He originally invited the young miss here to prank the President for a laugh, but unexpectedly, this lazybones actually survived three moves. Based on his many experiences getting beaten up, those three should be at least at a highly refined level, yet Chi Zijing hadn’t gotten up from his chair.

Could it be this guy has secretly gotten into Martial Arts? But earlier there was no sign of any Martial Arts Xu Ying...

Gongsun Ce noticed the President wink at him amidst the busy atmosphere, secretly laughing at how he fell into his professional habits, now estimating his old friend’s combat capabilities, and thus decided to put aside his plans for now. He snapped his fingers to draw everyone’s attention and solemnly announced: "Given the circumstances, we have to admit relying on the President’s charm to win over his dating partner is a dead end... So we need to adjust our strategy again. Since the President himself is beyond saving, let’s find a way with the partner!"

Seviss took a cold breath: "Are you going to kidnap a decent woman?"

"Can you, a religious person, be rational and not think like a thug?" Gongsun Ce rolled his eyes, "It’s well known that dating is a two-person thing, the President is an anti-love entity, yet he has to find a girlfriend for the fair day... Then we’ll find a way to ’create’ a girlfriend for him!"

"Ah Ce, cloning is illegal." Qin Qianbai said seriously.

"Why is everyone’s thinking so crooked..." Gongsun Ce held his forehead, "Think about what the President’s ability is."

"Dreamer... Ah!" Qin Qianbai reacted, "What a despairing idea..."

"What, what?" Shiyu Shiqi didn’t understand, she didn’t know the President’s ability.

"The President’s superpower is called ’Dreamer,’ it’s the ability to materialize the lie that everyone believes into reality. Mr. Gongsun’s meaning is, if we spread the gossip that ’the President has a girlfriend’ and make everyone believe it, the President could use his ability to create a girlfriend for himself." Milais explained.

"Shiqi thinks this idea is even more pathetic than hiring someone to pretend, it’s essentially no different from a single middle-aged man’s delusion."

"How can this kid talk so hurtfully at such a young age..." Chi Zijing clutched his chest, "But no matter! In the end, it’s all about ’hiding,’ then just sincerely go ’hide’!"

Gongsun Ce pulled out paper and pen, eagerly: "Come on, President, hurry and tell us your standards so we can spread the word. What’s your ideal partner like?"

Chi Zijing described emotionally: "I hope my future wife is someone gentle in nature and not fond of conflict. She doesn’t have to share the same interests with me, but it’s best if she has the patience to stay home with me without going out often. She should be a... snow-white girl, ideally curvy with big, watery eyes..."

"White, good-tempered, voluptuous, as lazy as the President..." Milais started to take fast notes. The other three women in the room looked increasingly disdainful.

"Do you think city folks will believe this rumor?" Seviss asked, "I think saying he’s had a breakthrough in the final Spirit Light realm is more believable than this..."

Qin Qianbai pondered: "Cangdu City folks have high acceptance... maybe someone will actually believe it, maybe."

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The virtual girlfriend plan progressed surprisingly smoothly, with Mutual Assistance Association’s paparazzi going full steam with hopes of "if it succeeds, maybe I can have one too," stirring up a gossip storm throughout Cangdu City. Suddenly, the President’s rumor became one of the hottest topics in the city, with gossip-loving superpower users concerned about two things: what does the President’s girlfriend really look like? Who even is the President?

Regardless of how the President was, at least the girlfriend topic was truly heated up. Time quickly came to five days later, when Gongsun Ce and the core members of the Mutual Assistance Association gathered in Classroom 307. Yun Yinglang eagerly asked for everyone’s excited minds: "President, can you activate it?"

Chi Zijing pondered at the table for a moment and then opened his eyes with surprise: "I can! This rumor has reached the standard for ability activation!"

"But will there be unexpected outcomes?" Milais quietly asked, "If someone were to deliberately photoshop, others might think the President’s girlfriend is someone with a bizarre appearance..."

Veteran member Cao Xin patted his chest: "Our experienced staff has already prevented any aftermath, any imaginary girlfriend pictures on social media have been removed instantly, what the President can manifest is the most common imagination from reading the text!"

"Well done Cao Xin, worthy veteran." Gongsun Ce raised a thumb, "President, go ahead!"

"President, go ahead!" Paparazzi A was more anxious than the President himself, "Whether the virtual girlfriend plan will succeed depends on this experiment of yours!"

"Hurry up President!" "The brothers can’t wait any longer!" "You’re holding everyone’s hope in your hands!"

The classroom was a cacophony, Chi Zijing waved his hand to signal everyone to be quiet. He whispered: "Alright... let me see the miracle of turning false into real, let’s see my dream, Chi Zijing’s dream! Virtual girlfriend, come out!"

Dreamer’s power unleashed, an existence that never existed materialized out of nowhere under the gaze of everyone, shocking the whole room!

It appeared! It really appeared! Not a paper cut-out, not a doll, nor a plush toy, but a genuine "life"! Her appearance was exactly as Chi Zijing described, with pure white tones under which lay a rounded and soft body, topped with large, watery eyes that were incredibly endearing, carrying warmth and purity, along with a heavy laziness, her presence was angelic like an angel descended to earth. Her presence was so unique that everyone just stared at her, speechless. Even the experienced superpower users in the room had never seen such a charmingly adorable...

harp seal.

"Owwooo~"

The little seal let out a sweet call towards Chi Zijing, looking like a fluffy white rice cake. Seviss picked up the seal ball single-handedly and checked, announcing with an expert attitude: "It’s a female seal!"

"Waa——" "I don’t want to see, I don’t want to see it!" "How could this be, how could this be!"

Mutual Assistance Association’s paparazzi collapsed into a sobbing heap, while the few female members laughed so hard they trembled against the wall. Chi Zijing cradled the little seal in his arms, stroking slowly, his face void of joy or sorrow.

"I think this matter, we should just, let it go."

Gongsun Ce patted his shoulder, holding back for a long time before comforting: "Look on the bright side, at least it’s not a male seal..."

The President’s girlfriend plan was utterly crushed by the little seal’s innocent "owwooo." A week later, a city legend sprung up in Cangdu City: "After turning 24, if you’re still single, you’ll encounter a seal falling from the sky," but that’s another story.