Sweet like Wine: Love Your Dimples Even More-Chapter 76 - 49: I Can’t Handle This Alone

"Dear viewers behind the screen, how are you? I’m your host Gordon Sterling. From the moment I was born a nationally certified Gordon, Sh-u-ai G-e, truly one of a kind. If you can find over 14 people in the vast land of China with the surname Gordon, then this Gordon owes you an apology for claiming to be one in a billion!"

"Did you see today’s livestream theme? ’My Sister, That Thing’."

"Do you have any sisters?"

"No?"

"I envy your luck."

"You ask me why I’m lucky?"

"If you’re like me and have a sister, your life might just be ruined by a heap of trouble!"

"You ask if my sister is a shopaholic?"

"No, no, it’s not that kind of trouble; she’s the glutton-type plus scatterbrained plus fool-kind of trouble."

"What? ’Goods’ and ’Glutton’ are the same kind of trouble?"

"Okay, okay, I see you all passed elementary school, but that’s not the point, alright!"

"You actually ask what the point is? The point is, my sister is a devil, of course. You’re all staying in my stream because I’m handsome, right? My sister is a complete monster, grotesquely ugly, with an insatiable stomach."

"What? You want me to show pictures of my sister?"

"Please, spare yourselves, will you? Don’t keep thinking about things that will make you lose your appetite for three days and nights, okay?" 𝕗𝕣𝐞𝐞𝘄𝐞𝚋𝚗𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹.𝚌𝕠𝚖

"Do you know my sister only weighs 150 pounds? And this is Gordo’s sister!"

"Do you know how skinny a girl who is over 150 cm tall weighing just 150 pounds is? And that’s not in kilograms."

"The most terrifying thing, do you know what it is?"

"She’s so thin yet insists on dieting! She’s now under 100 pounds, 100 pounds, not 100 kilograms!"

"How is a nice young girl supposed to survive being this thin?!"

"What? Which damned brat actually said I don’t act like a brother?"

"Isn’t the fact that I haven’t strangled her enough to highlight the glory of humanity?"

"I’ll give you my sister, want her?"

Gordon Sterling uploaded a picture to the stream.

A girl with eyes rolled back, digging her nose, making her face distorted beyond recognition, appeared in the photo provided by Gordon Sterling.

Gordon Sterling has been quite annoyed with the word "sister" these days.

Gordo is genuinely upset that Sean Lowell went to the United Kingdom without him.

Year after year, the most handsome in the world, he doesn’t even know who he’s working so hard for in the end.

And now he has to face such treatment.

The Jilted going to Scotland, the birthplace of Scotch Whisky, to drink without an agent is just too much.

This is really over the top.

Gordon can endure it, but Gordo can’t.

It’s like The Jilted could possibly handle all the whisky on Islay without him.

But this isn’t the worst.

What can Gordo absolutely not tolerate?

It’s the fact that he spent 8756 RMB to get a super priority visa for his heartless artiste, the kind that’s issued within 24 hours.

Sean Lowell, for a sister (who might not even be considered one temporarily), actually abandoned the buddy, partner, and brother who has been with him for eight years.

Gordon can bear it, but Gordo truly can’t!

As a result, Gordon Sterling, not having a sister, had to fabricate one to slander her in the stream.

The United Kingdom is the European country where the visa is relatively hard to get.

At the root, first, it’s not part of the Schengen Area, and second, the consulate’s work efficiency is somewhat low.

But Britain is also the easiest European country to get a visa for, as long as you’re willing to pay extra.

There are some for a few hundred bucks over fifteen working days, some for over a thousand for five working days, and then there’s the type Gordon got for Sean Lowell.

Even for an 800 RMB meal with Catherine Morgan which made Gordon Sterling feel heartache beyond breathing, he didn’t hesitate to get Sean Lowell a super priority.

Of course, it’s not just one 8756 that Gordon spent; he did it for himself too.

Gordon is stingy with the ladies, but never cheap with his brothers, especially since Sean Lowell’s money is also with him, so spending it doesn’t pain him.

But the premise is that Sean Lowell goes to The Whisky Sanctuary mixed up, he should take him along.

Gordon Sterling truly can’t let go (keep) tolerant (being fretted), being left by The Jilted alone in Scotland.

Should he encounter another classmate intent on dumping him fifty times, what should he do?

Who else can assist him?

Who else can save him?

Gordon Sterling truly regrets ever spending money to get Sean Lowell that super priority.