The Billionaire's Brat Wants Me
You ever wake up and realize today's the day you die by coochie?Yeah. That's kinda how my life's been going since she walked into it.I'm 19. I'm a nobody. A walking GPA with thick glasses, zero game, and let's be honest I look like I run an anime fan club (I do).Then she showed up.New transfer. Hot like sin. Designer everything. Rich beyond reason. Body that could ruin nations. And attitude? Yandere-levels of psycho. The kind of girl that makes guys sell kidneys just for her Snap.I helped her once. Just once.Now she's obsessed with me. And I don't mean "aw cute" obsessed I mean the "if I look at another girl she might actually stab someone" kind.She's smart. Manipulative. Dangerous. And somehow?She says I'm the one she wants.No one believes me, and I wish I didn't believe it either. But then she started showing up uninvited. Sitting on my lap in class. Whispering filth in my ear. Sabotaging any girl who even breathes near me.Now I've got three goals:1. Survive.2. Graduate.3. Not lose my V-card under suspicious, possibly criminal circumstances.This isn't romance.This is psychological warfare with hormones.
- C.259: Coochie-Related Death is Imminent… (But I’d Do It All Again)
- C.258: In the Quiet, Everything
- C.257: The Sound of Victory
- C.256: All the Right Connections
- C.255: Family, Finally
- C.254: An Invitation Long Overdue
- C.253: On Common Grounds
- C.252: A Pause in the Noise
- C.251: Getting Close
- C.250: Working Together
- C.249: Numbers Don’t Lie
- C.248: Chessboard in Motion
- C.247: An Uneasy Alliance
- C.246: What Comes Next
- C.245: The Second Shareholder
- C.244: Facing the Storm
- C.243: Crossroads
- C.242: A Legacy at Risk
- C.241: Shifting Thrones Advertisement
- C.240: The Best of News Advertisement
- C.239: A Door With My Name On It Advertisement
- C.238: Accountability
- C.237: Outcome of the Decade
- C.236: A Date We Owed Ourselves
- C.235: Saturday, Finally
- C.234: She Always Beat Me To It
- C.233: Between Confidence and Silence
- C.232: The Final Pitch
- C.231: No Rivals, Never Us
- C.230: Hours Before History
- C.229: On the Eve of the Meridian
- C.228: Fault Line
- C.227: The Hidden Transfer
- C.226: Revelations and Departures
- C.225: Two Mornings, Two Realities
- C.224: Steadying Her World
- C.223: Revelations on All Sides
- C.222: The Missing Name
- C.221: Already Too Late
- C.220: The Benjamin Otavio Problem
- C.219: The Warning Over Drinks
- C.218: Love in the Late Hours
- C.217: Three Weeks to Impact
- C.216: Inseperable
- C.215: Unequal Stars
- C.214: The Weight of Legacy
- C.213: Family First, Always
- C.212: Homecomings and Warm Smiles
- C.211: Mishaps and Laughter
- C.210: Sunday Morning Shenanigans
- C.209: Family Check-in
- C.208: Between Meetings and Memories
- C.207: Ties That Hold
- C.206: The Other Half
- C.205: Conversations Between Deadlines
- C.204: Saved by Sleepyhead
- C.203: Between Doubt and Devotion
- C.202: Trust on Trial
- C.201: Gone Without a Trace
- C.200: Lines Drawn
- C.199: Collateral Hearts
- C.198: Headlines and Heartaches
- C.197: Beneath the Same Roof, Across the Same Field
- C.196: The Opposing Side
- C.195: The Last Easy Night
- C.194: The Call Before the Meridian
- C.193: The Story I Chose
- C.192: The Husband-Thing
- C.191: Coffee, Comfort, and Competition
- C.190: The Taste of Normal
- C.189: Heart to Heart
- C.188: Small Laughs, Heavy Hearts
- C.187: Proof Enough
- C.186: Still a Team
- C.185: A Simple Decision
- C.184: For Show, Maybe
- C.183: A Toast to Appearances
- C.182: Mrs Tanaka, Party of One
- C.181: Another Saturday
- C.180: Of Breakfast and Distance
- C.179: Words That Stayed Behind
- C.178: The Price of Peace
- C.177: Unsaid
- C.176: The Beginning After the Beginning
- C.175: A Very Val Christmas (Part Two)
- C.174: A Very Val Christmas (Part One)
- C.173: The Night Everything Shined
- C.172: One More Party
- C.12: I Think I’m the Science Experiment
- C.11: Of Course She’s My Partner
- C.10: She Almost Did It
- C.9: Wait, He’s What?!
- C.8: First Kiss with a Loaded Gun
- C.7: There’s No Such Thing as a Normal Ex When You’re Her
- C.6: She’s Got a Boyfriend (Plot Twist: It’s Me)
- C.5: I Lied About My Address and Somehow That’s the Least Messed Up Thing Right Now
- C.4: I’ve Never Been Punched and Protected at the Same Time
- C.3: There’s No Escape From Brunch or Brats
- C.2: The First Mistake Was Being Nice
- C.1: Coochie-Related Death is Imminent














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