The Harem System Belongs to the Villain-Chapter 20: The Sleeping Dragon and the Viper’s Leash

Romeo sat completely frozen on the creaky wooden floorboards. His jaw was slacked wide open. His glowing crimson eyes stared down at his own crotch in pure, unadulterated horror.

The majestic, thirteen-inch obsidian dragon that had utterly conquered the Teasing Empress just a few hours ago was completely gone!

Sitting right there between his legs, looking exactly as pathetic and withered as ever, was the horribly familiar, completely useless pumpkin seed!

"No! This cannot be happening! It is a demonic illusion!"

He frantically scrambled backward until his boney spine hit the cold wall. He violently pulled his messy white hair and screamed to the heavens in pure agony.

"Was it all a profound lie?! Was the glorious system, my new class, and my absolute victory over Aunt Valentina simply an incredibly vivid, heaven-defying wet dream?!"

His supreme Dao heart was rapidly cracking into a million pieces. If everything was just a dream, that meant he was still a completely useless cripple!

He rolled onto his stomach and pounded his boney fists against the floorboards.

"How in the Nine Netherworlds am I supposed to extract my grand revenge now?! My dark curser is arriving tomorrow night! I planned to ruthlessly slap her face with my heavenly pillar! Now I am going to face a terrifying shadow assassin armed with a literal shriveled peanut! I will be laughed straight into the Yellow Springs!"

He cried invisible tears of profound tragedy. He was the most pathetic reincarnated protagonist in the entire history of the mortal realm!

[Ding! Will the Host please cease this pathetic mortal wailing?]

The sudden, cold voice of the System echoed loudly inside his chaotic spiritual sea.

Romeo instantly stopped crying and aggressively rubbed his wet eyes.

"System?! You are completely real! But look at my absolute tragedy! My heaven-defying monster cock has been stolen by a demonic thief!"

[Ding! Negative. The Host’s supreme weapon has absolutely not been stolen. Your Heavenly Pillar of Chaos is simply resting its profound Yang energy. It is currently in a dormant, sleeping state to conserve your daily stamina.]

Romeo blinked rapidly in absolute mortal confusion.

"What? Sleeping? What kind of demonic flesh weapon goes to sleep and shrinks back into a pathetic pumpkin seed?!"

[Ding! It is a highly advanced, space-bending biological artifact, Host. To forcefully awaken your sleeping dragon, you simply need to circulate your Qi by visualizing an incredibly hot, supreme jade beauty.]

Romeo sniffled and wiped his nose. "Just think about a hot woman? Is it truly that incredibly simple?"

He quickly crossed his legs into a lotus position right there on the floor. He closed his eyes and desperately tried to conjure the image of a beautiful, submissive maiden in his mind.

However, his brain was entirely chaotic from his recent panic attack. Instead of a gentle, pure maiden, his corrupted spiritual sea immediately conjured the image of the absolute most hateful, yet undeniably voluptuous woman he knew.

He accidentally thought about his venomous viper of a stepmother!

A hyper-realistic, completely unholy vision forcefully exploded behind his closed eyelids.

He saw the arrogant Supreme Matriarch completely stripped of her luxurious silks. She was entirely naked and entirely submissive! She was wearing nothing but a thick, heavy leather dog leash tightly secured around her delicate neck.

In this incredibly degenerate fantasy, the Matriarch was forced down onto all fours exactly like a lowly beast of burden. Her heaven-shaking, massive bubble peach was jutting proudly into the air. A heavy silver tray overflowing with premium spiritual wine and peeled spirit grapes was perfectly balanced squarely on the flat expanse of her broad, naked back!

She looked back at him over her shoulder with an expression of complete, tearful obedience!

Romeo’s eyes snapped wide open in sheer, unadulterated disgust.

"Gross! Disgusting! Why in the nine heavens did my brain conjure that venomous snake?!"

He violently shouted, instantly regretting his own corrupted imagination. He absolutely hated that woman to his very core!

However, his profound, newly awakened biology completely disagreed with his moral outrage. The sheer, overwhelming degeneracy of seeing his greatest enemy degraded into a naked serving dog did the deed instantly!

BAM!

Completely defying all known laws of mortal physics, spatial reasoning, and basic anatomy, the shriveled pumpkin seed reacted with explosive, terrifying violence!

It instantly shot outward with the blinding speed of a flying sword! The withered flesh rapidly elongated, aggressively thickened, and turned a deep, furious shade of obsidian black.

Within a single microsecond, the glorious, thirteen-inch Heavenly Pillar of Chaos completely returned to its absolute, vein-covered glory!

"Woah!"

Romeo actually got jump-scared by his own sudden erection! The massive, heavy mushroom head violently swung upward and nearly slapped him directly on his own boney chin.

He frantically fell back onto his butt once again, staring wide-eyed at the throbbing, breathing monolith now standing proudly between his legs.

It was radiating a blistering, volcanic heat that completely warmed the drafty room.

After a few tense seconds of staring at his majestic blessing, a slow, highly villainous smirk spread across his handsome face.

He let out a dark, arrogant chuckle that echoed off the crumbling walls.

"Fuu fuu fuu. This granddaddy was truly terrified for absolutely nothing! The Patriarch is officially back in business!"

Romeo quickly scrambled to his boney feet. He rushed directly behind his decrepit wooden desk and pulled out his hidden, leather-bound death diary.

The grand plans have changed completely!

With this earth-shattering discovery, he now possessed an absolutely terrifying advantage for the long run.

He aggressively scribbled down his newly modified scripture into the dark pages.

This pathetic pumpkin seed form was not a vile curse at all. It was the ultimate, profound disguise!

It granted him absolute, unquestionable access to the most secretive, highly guarded gathering in the entire mortal realm!

Something he thought, he will never have access to at all!

He turned the page and focused on his treacherous former maid.

"Lily can certainly wait in the shadows."

He originally planned to officially claim her as his personal maid the very second his teasing aunt shattered the slave contract. 𝗳𝚛𝚎𝚎𝘄𝕖𝕓𝕟𝕠𝚟𝚎𝕝.𝗰𝕠𝐦

He realized letting her stew in pure mortal desperation was an infinitely better strategic option.

Her bedridden mother desperately needed expensive healing pills to survive the winter.

Her mortal father was nothing but a useless, abusive drunkard who ruthlessly beat them both for cheap tavern coins.

Letting her hit absolute rock bottom would ensure her total, unwavering submission when he finally offered his hand.

"But before all of those grand, overarching schemes can unfold, I desperately need to reach Level 20! I must absolutely unlock my very first Supreme Skill!"

He closed the heavy diary with a satisfying thud and stood up from the wooden chair. He looked out the shattered window.

The twin moons were hanging perfectly high in the dark sky. It was completely pitch black outside. The entire castle was deeply asleep.

It was the absolute perfect time for some profound nocturnal activities.

"I am going to see my dear aunt right now. He he he."

He strutted out of his bedroom with the confident, arrogant swagger of a true demon king.